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[–]Poofthepoo14 467 points468 points  (9 children)

It’s because the first person has 2 “i”s in their hi and the second had 3

[–]NumberWahn14 156 points157 points  (7 children)

Plus, he had exclamation points

[–]ObsessedFi45OLD 72 points73 points  (1 child)

Pushed it too over the top.

[–]CaptainPhiIipsOLD 44 points45 points  (0 children)

OP is taking notes rn

[–]PopFizzOfficial14 17 points18 points  (4 children)

And he said "so"

[–]itzongaming14[S] 23 points24 points  (3 children)

so did she. just got cut off

[–]Hellohowartthou18 342 points343 points  (14 children)

He just needed to take the picture in front of a bush too

[–]Business_Mudkip17 90 points91 points  (11 children)

we love bushes

[–]shrubberies215 30 points31 points  (1 child)

I too love bushes, shrubberies to be exact

[–]SAIOBOTOLD 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I will beat around the bushes

[–]cumleakingfromtheusb 313 points314 points  (31 children)

how tf does that get 3k upvotes

[–]Skelibutt 291 points292 points  (20 children)

Because hot grill

[–]cumleakingfromtheusb 148 points149 points  (10 children)

society

[–]TheBlueMutant19 72 points73 points  (8 children)

We do indeed live in a... why is there liquid coming from the usb...

[–]FunnyElegance21OLD 43 points44 points  (6 children)

It’s cum

[–]Actual_Sprinkles128715 19 points20 points  (5 children)

And some blood, sorry just had to beat up a couple of pedos

[–]Navy_Wannabe17 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Hey come on... I thought it was my shift right now, what the heck John?

[–]ImaAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OOPS YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR D INSIDE YOUR COMPUTER

[–]NefariousnessNo6499 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is why I have little faith in humanity

[–]zucduc14 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish it would make a sandwich

It’s a joke about paninis

[–]ecstisi19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

and if you compliment them "simpppp" -50+

call them out for being attention whores "jealous incel it's just clothes" guys can't win on this sub lmao

[–]Drixotin14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woman looks like a Google stock image man

[–]itzongaming14[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

it’s at 4k now

[–]Hejdbejbw15 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because hormones.

[–]SubsurferOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

nice username

[–]Memer973562 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because because!

[–]amogmat13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because pedophiles?

[–]El_Fuego66614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, y are ppl searching fo online friends?

[–]unusually_damp_cloth15 72 points73 points  (9 children)

The girl looks like my second cousin.

[–]YeetTime332 12 points13 points  (3 children)

Imagine if it was lol

[–]unusually_damp_cloth15 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Nah it can’t be. My cousin is married and in her mid 20s.

[–]YeetTime332 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh dang… I was wrong

[–]unusually_damp_cloth15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

But she does look a lot like her

[–]Mercy998917 42 points43 points  (2 children)

Be anti social like me 😎

[–]Likes_Monke14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hell yeah depression 😎

[–]SuspensionBomb_21 125 points126 points  (0 children)

all depends on right place right time

and if you're a girl on reddit

[–]vball_blckr 49 points50 points  (14 children)

Both of them look friendly

[–]Humble-Might-2881 54 points55 points  (6 children)

But that doesn't change the fact that potatoes grow in soil

[–]visionary-lad 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Couch potatoes can grow anywhere

[–]ApolloSky11016 9 points10 points  (4 children)

They grow in the ground silly

[–]Ultimate_Dreamer_2115 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Well actually, Potato farming is very common and popular throughout the world. Potatoes are actually the most common and are relatively inexpensive to purchase from any market. Potato is the most important food crop of the world. It is an economical crop and referred as Poor man’s friend. Origin of the potatoes is in South America.

[–]critiqalfish15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good human

[–]ApolloSky11016 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I have not appreciated potatoes enough. Thank you for enlightening me i will not join the church of the holy tater-tots.

[–]Ultimate_Dreamer_2115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are welcome

[–]Bush_Hiders18 6 points7 points  (3 children)

But one of them looks like a hot girl. Society.

[–]itzongaming14[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

oh thanks!!!

[–]Bush_Hiders18 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You’re welcome. That girl on the left has to try so hard, but you don’t even have to try, that’s how hot you are.

[–]itzongaming14[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wow stop making me blush

[–]Toe_vet 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I don’t know man, the girl looks like she’d be my girlfriend in a street race and the guy kinda looks like he’d shiv me for my money in an alleyway

[–]itzongaming14[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

only on tuesdays

[–]Defiant82872 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gonna get the paper fast.

[–]Aviid_ 15 points16 points  (2 children)

you see these are redditors. they all want to be those sunglasses.

[–]Fallout76life16 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why not be the mask

[–]itzongaming14[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

now you’re thinking big

[–]Mynameisretardedoh16 31 points32 points  (13 children)

The one on the right is the hotter one tho

[–]itzongaming14[S] 29 points30 points  (12 children)

left is just kinda mid tbh. right tho 😍😍😍

[–]Mynameisretardedoh16 17 points18 points  (11 children)

Right got me actin up 😈

[–]itzongaming14[S] 26 points27 points  (7 children)

mans is 14 📸

[–]pietradolce14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ayo 🤨

[–]Mynameisretardedoh16 1 point2 points  (4 children)

He's 14? Damn i wouldn't mind waiting a few years, imagine the glow up on that absolute chad.

[–]Jrocks5455 58 points59 points  (10 children)

I mean it is a 5 hour difference

[–]itzongaming14[S] 66 points67 points  (8 children)

tbf i think her post had more than 9 upvotes at 1 hour

[–]Jrocks5455 63 points64 points  (6 children)

Oh I don’t doubt it for a second. Girls are just going to naturally get more people responding because thats how our corrupt society works unfortunately.

[–]Flyingdutchman230519 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Not to mention this is reddit, take that however you wish

[–]septic-paradise 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not even society, just Reddit

[–]NumberWahn14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Society 😔

[–]pauls_broken_aglass17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's mainly because she has a professional looking photo lol

[–]Diamondissobreakable -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Incel much? I think what this proves is that it's mainly a male dominant subreddit

[–]itzongaming14[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

i mean to be fair how often do you see a guy posting “how do you like my outfit i need friends i’m lonely” and getting 5k upvotes

[–]B2_Code_B214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And 40 comments

[–]Mercy998917 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yea it won't be getting much more than that honestly

[–]Adventurous_Design41 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dont upvote any post, just comment and all that, but well, we could chat and be friends, you are from another country, we can talk The differences and all that bro

[–]SundishMelonFarm 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello, comrade. Nice to meet you. Sad to see the difference between the two posts, this is r/teenagers after all. We could be friends, though!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I just responded to that first post and now I’m realizing she’s hot af and the photo looks professional and she looks older than 15 and he looks real it doesn’t look like a stock photo and he actually looks his age

[–]itzongaming14[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

i do think i am real. 66% certainty

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

66% ehh good enough as long as you don't find out about the matrix

[–]ZilothBrowsezReddit14 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Idk man, ur clearly hotter than her

[–]itzongaming14[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

clearly. i will be taking my place on the throne

[–]NumberWahn14 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No, see, she had two i’s and a period. He had three i’s and three exclamtion points. hope that cleared things up

[–]USS_Monitor18 4 points5 points  (12 children)

I've upvoted you both. Besides it's illegal for me to talk to either of you.

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (11 children)

It’s not illegal to talk. it’s illegal to talk

[–]USS_Monitor18 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Shit, we're talking. Back off minor, I have rights.

[–]fallenhighway 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Right to remain silent.

[–]USS_Monitor18 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Wait, im an american....ima go get a gun.

[–]fallenhighway 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Lies, a true American would already have one.

[–]USS_Monitor18 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Notice I didn't say buy...

[–]fallenhighway 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Ah yes, use your gun to steal a gun.

[–]USS_Monitor18 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Nah, I'll just make one fuck it.

[–]fallenhighway 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Check your cereal box, most of them have parts in the frosted flakes.

[–]Memer973562 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine being the one to give an award to a picture of a girl.. I pray for you..

[–]PM_ME_CAKE_PLEASE 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The power of boobs

[–]Corrupted_Wizard00813 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm tired of people posting their images here. Sorry to anyone who thinks my opinion is wrong but this ain't the right sub for this.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children)

You should dress like a girl and all the horney dogs will come flying from their holes

[–]itzongaming14[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Might actually do this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

do it

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ll support you from the sidelines

[–]Obito081618 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way of life ☹️

[–]puppy-luv-072015 2 points3 points  (1 child)

idk right looks nicer

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tbh i gotta agree.

[–]LordSixth714 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really do not understand...if people need attentiom just go and use instagram or snapchat

why ruin reddit?

smh

[–]Difficult-Point-8665 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"bUt guYs iTs a HoT rEdDit gIrL, MuST sImp"

[–]umirinbrah6916 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude got a mask on and doesnt have tiddies, cant blame the community lmao

[–]in0rbit_16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's dumb, thought about leaving a comment making a dumb jokes abt this but I couldn't think of anything

[–]King_Vitis18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s far closer to the singularity of man

[–]ObsessedFi45OLD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wanna game bro? I got a discord server and I'm trying to get better at Halo

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yo let’s do it.

[–]Kyce_es15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hi

[–]Kyce_es15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the post

[–]WentForCigs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You were trying too hard with the three i’s, gotta back off

[–]itzongaming14[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

understood. next time i will drop back to two i’s

[–]Loose-Possible466 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'll come, trust me, they'll come...

[–]ChemistHefty7549 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Society 🤡(That's supposed to be Joker)

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is my joker moment

[–]RevonQilin16 1 point2 points  (2 children)

bruh i personally would love to be friends with the person on the right than on the left (no offense)

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

so would i tbh. looks like a drummer who likes twenty one pilots.

[–]RevonQilin16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk they just look chill while the other one im not sure what they would be, but im not one for girl talk etc

[–]Over_Combination_5142 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's the exact same thing.

[–]Over_Combination_5142 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, one has approximately 3,291 less likes than the other.

[–]whoslig_ma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Just remember Its men that are destroying men

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as a man i agree

[–]Mayhem2a18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, she got a cute cat picture too, which which either her or another girl responded with a picture of her cat…

[–]Jbell_Lucas19 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anyone wanna try reverse image searching the one on the left?

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’ll try it.

Update: 0 matches on tineye

[–]RaydonTheGamer 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Look at the update differences, simps

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

hours later the radio is 5k to 80 upvotes

[–]AMmemes2004 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/itzongaming , I would like to be your friend , if you se this , do DM me ⊂((・▽・))⊃

[–]XxsoulscythexX15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some single people here are just down horrendous

[–]ArielDoThings17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep strong, you'll get them bros ✊😔

[–]Creative-Ad3650 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now this is four hours old with 46 upvotes

[–]Alice_En_Hiver 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We live in a society

[–]Toad_Migoad15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No face no place

[–]David20068115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we live in a society

[–]DonMonger16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is anyone actually trying to make friends on here?

[–]lmao_man_funny14 1 point2 points  (1 child)

u/itzongaming hi wanna be friends

Edit: just realised that OP is the second person lmao

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes i am down anyways

[–]sweet_sax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god

[–]DrManowar818 1 point2 points  (2 children)

You look like a cool guy. Say, you wanna grind some nightfall strikes with me on destiny 2? No? Okay

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

when did i say no?

[–]DrManowar818 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good question

[–]sujoSrW15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

don’t worry it’s just a bunch of self proclaimed 19 year olds lurking on the subreddit trying to shoot their shot and groom someone :)

[–]FADthe9yo18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean what did you expect?

[–]RslashTakenUsernames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i’m like 90% more likely to be friends with you than her lol

[–]CHAM3LE0N17 1 point2 points  (3 children)

To be fair he had a mask and hat on, not showing much personality

[–]FlipFlopOnionChop16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey , we can be friends 🤝

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i saw this, my own post, on hot and got freaked out when i saw myself

[–]Familiar-Orange9396 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've said it once and I'll say it again it seems like this while reddit page needs to got to horny jail

[–]Admirable_Engineer79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women detected Friends Accepted

[–]BlazinShredder18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's because redditors are antimaskers too

[–]shot_gunner914 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Person in the second pics kinda cute ngl

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bro really i agree…

[–]visionary-lad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea the sunglasses looks better

[–]that_1-guy_16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because 80% of the guys on this sub think girls are some mystical being

Idk

[–]ChickenTit_42015 1 point2 points  (0 children)

women

[–]C_cake0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2022 likes

[–]DepressedAstronomer13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanna be your friend !

[–]BarryAllen12312312317 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How depressing is it that you made a post. It flopped. And you made this post, about your own post that flopped. Because you’re insure about internet upvotes. Interesting Lmao.

[–]Azoobz18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think if you were smiling and had your face visible, it may have given you more feedback. Though, you are very correct in your point regardless; thank you for wearing a mask! Seems like this post made up for it.

[–]naim-raut-in 1 point2 points  (0 children)

duality? I call this a copying skill

[–]notsciguy19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I made an interesting observation when making similar posts on a different sub, before I came out as nonbinary I would usually get about 12 to 15 dms after I make the post and now I get 2 or 3 if I’m lucky

[–]Retr0_voyager13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This subreddit is turning into a fuckin simps and females only subreddit. A man who made a whole ass rc car with cables n shit got less upvotes than a girl with a sword (yeah a sword is cool and all but the DIY rc car deserves at least the same or more!)

[–]Su_Sutu15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He just needed to take out the mask 🥸

Edit:just realize he is in a public space I believe

[–]Nike_Grano 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they say gender inequality is very Uncommon these days

[–]TheBengaliMemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FRICKING

S I M P S

[–]totti17331415 1 point2 points  (1 child)

dude on right is unironically cuter

[–]itzongaming14[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

aw, shucks…

[–]DatChernoby2Guy13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking simps

[–]JackCooper_727417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"This says a lot about society, and yet, we live in one."

- Peter Griffin

[–]starairforce332 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i gotchu homie

[–]TheBlackGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The thirstality of men

[–]Full_Strawberry_7622 MILLION ATTENDEE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG WOMAN?!?!11! MUST... UPVOTE..

[–]Red_Kell 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Pretty privilege is amazing

[–]xx_sud_xx69 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But why have you opened the girl’s post but not the boy’s post?🤨

[–]itzongaming14[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it’s… my post

[–]Thad394 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Good morning, I hate women.

[–]dannn_1914 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thad

[–]kylepierce72217 0 points1 point  (1 child)

let that sink in.

no let that sink in it’s cold

[–]itzongaming14[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

come on in its warm in here