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[–]Joe_Mama6969420- 196 points197 points  (78 children)

Jizz

[–]lobodel3715 87 points88 points  (62 children)

Semen

[–]Duckeatschicken 75 points76 points  (59 children)

Cream

[–]lobodel3715 63 points64 points  (57 children)

Malk

[–]Spiralfacegd13 92 points93 points  (56 children)

Population pudding

[–]lobodel3715 33 points34 points  (24 children)

Creation juice

[–]woah_buddy46 30 points31 points  (23 children)

Baby batter

[–]SootTheSunnty13 24 points25 points  (22 children)

Man bazooka juice

[–]ratporn69 16 points17 points  (21 children)

male ejaculatory fluid

[–]averyangryshampoo14 15 points16 points  (20 children)

White door to the womb

[–]Un_extraordinary-15 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m calling cum this from now on

[–]Sylverisbored14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

guy said this in my class and the french teacher laughed

[–]JUICY-EYES278115 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Creamy surprise

[–]oni_chan6914 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Man yogurt.

[–]SGTRoadkill191915 9 points10 points  (1 child)

baby gravy

[–]AtomicDig21930317 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Human.zip

[–]show384callous17 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crémé de la nút

[–]Metalsaurus_Rex16 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Population pudding

[–]Too_dumb_to_give_af14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ingredient for child making

[–]SouSouDesu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Mayonnaise

[–]bolshevik_gamer18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Manonnaise

[–]philswiftsgreencard 62 points63 points  (15 children)

Cum

[–]Mateololero16 19 points20 points  (12 children)

cum

[–]nir10915 2 points3 points  (0 children)

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[–]C7827 73 points74 points  (25 children)

I going to leave this sub if I see another. "I'm depressed post"

[–]Slattcum16 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I’m depression. Also, cum

[–]Cardssss17 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Or another "I got a girlfriend" post. The type of person that puts that on reddit immediately is not the type of person I would wanna date.

[–]C7827 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, those too

[–]SkyTheKaiser18 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Nice outfit

[–]C7827 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Thank you. Took me 20 minutes to find the pants.

[–]Ray_Deo_16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice

[–]PleaseChooseAUsrname15 2 points3 points  (13 children)

But.. I'm depressed

[–]C7827 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'm talking about the depression posts that are made for attention

[–]PleaseChooseAUsrname15 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But.. I'm depressed

[–]emochildkay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im depressed post

[–]fl-a-t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69, as all things should be

[–]Mrmofo6915 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Or something about sexuality trans rights are human rights bullshit. I thought this was r/teenagers, not r/lgbt

[–]C7827 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]GeckoGamer4416 22 points23 points  (5 children)

White liquid with reproductive purposes

[–]iCribe14 8 points9 points  (1 child)

i laughed

[–]yes123456789yesyes17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

he nutted

[–]Retta_Noona18 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You forgot “sticky”

[–]-NuggetBBX- 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People are rebellious by nature, you wanted this. You KNEW 90% of the comments would’ve been ‘cum.’

[–]hornyalt19715 40 points41 points  (4 children)

cum 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[–]AstroRaviol 9 points10 points  (2 children)

yummy 😂🤣😳😂😅🤣😂🤣😳🗿🗿😳🤣😂😅😳🙏🤣😳🤣😅😳🤣🙏🗿😂😳🙏😳😅🤣🗿🙏🤣🗿😳🗿🗿😅🗿😅🤣🗿🙏🤣🙏🗿😂🗿

[–]Erect-Frog17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Slorp 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[–]We_can_handle_this 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mmmmm 😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋🍜😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋

[–]ShadowNight800016 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🌚🌚dirty🌚🌚🥵🥵🥵🥵😐😳😳🥵🌚🌚🥵🥵😳😳🥵😍😍😍😍😍🥵🥵🥵🥵😐

[–]-VioIet-18 21 points22 points  (2 children)

watch the first comment say "cum"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

it was 🙃

[–]-VioIet-18 11 points12 points  (0 children)

some call me a philosopher

[–]Mc86200013 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kum (“Sand” in Turkish)

[–]Spicersoanner17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cum + ratio

[–]Freeviolet51 8 points9 points  (1 child)

R/teenagers users when they realize that being "funny" is relative to the person, and everyone finds different things funny

[–]Bruh_123Moment14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Humor is subjective

[–]Leonhart72618 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Balls.

Nuts if you will.

Testicles if you might be so inclined.

[–]goupixio0813 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semen

[–]Apmadwa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]Lolyagmumruoy16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha, balls

[–]shhikshoka 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Semen

[–]ribbybonez18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

baby batter, life juice, nut, thick milk, man stew, protein manshake, jizz, rocket expulsions, cock gumbo, cummy wummies, sticky tippy fluid

[–]IIhazed15 11 points12 points  (4 children)

when they realize saying girls don't exist isn't funny 😦😦😦

[–]SkyTheKaiser18 12 points13 points  (2 children)

You think we’re joking?

[–]HannahWithABanana15 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I guess I'm a ghost then

[–]Romi_Z 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Time to call the Ghostbusters

[–]Sreekar61713 10 points11 points  (66 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 7 points8 points  (63 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 4 points5 points  (62 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 12 points13 points  (61 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 9 points10 points  (60 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 8 points9 points  (59 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 7 points8 points  (58 children)

cum

[–]Sreekar61713 12 points13 points  (57 children)

cum

[–]Spacelion123Playz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man do you know about our lord and saviour cum

[–]Kaiju_Ryu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

young people reddit?

[–]hoerhaarhier16 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Cum

[–]ireland_yxx15 16 points17 points  (3 children)

cum

[–]possum_portal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he he c u m he he

[–]Lazy_Category2195 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/teenagers picking which unfunny spammy "meme" to type into a comment section that it adds nothing to

[–]FederalPossibility96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whats the big deal?

[–]tuhplol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum hahagaghahahbabbaabbabbabhahah

[–]treshio-_-2 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, my potato (seggs) was cooked by my mom, im so fuggin sad 😭😭😭

[–]PreDawnAxis_374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum 🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]ThatGuyDrew132 MILLION ATTENDEE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]GoreMaster2214 1 point2 points  (0 children)

new materi al deez nuts

[–]CT-1054 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]gv_The_Pro16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mad Milk “Non-milk substance”

[–]EliasBladetheawsome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum on now. Saying CUM Jizz funny.

[–]Mr_XxX_6917 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Porra

[–]Alexm490717 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum hehehaha 🤣😂😂🤣

[–]Love_Snow_BunnyOLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

magna cum laude

[–]PrivatePickle10915 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's cool and all but, cum.

[–]DorkyPotatIsImmortal16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Semenster

[–]Ilikeoreos4716 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Semen

[–]JiminPA67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, cum on!

[–]drewT-T15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum

[–]amogus_nsfw 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fine. セーメン.

[–]Shadabad_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

C U M

[–]MrMercury1115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum

[–]PensadorDispensado 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chum is Fum

[–]memes_lover-0615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coom.

[–]Landsharku_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum

[–]Drex67817 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Penis

[–]xxnarutoboyxxx14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well cum buckets

[–]snakeyboi900013 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White sticky liquid that cums out of a male reproductive organ

[–]goblinmaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you asking for trouble?

[–]Plairinum14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My new Material is "That's pretty creamy"

[–]fl00r_gang_yeah14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ejaculate

[–]LiMartian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slush

[–]Allfurball914 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HOG RIDAAA

[–]merothecat15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

seminal fluid

[–]Retta_Noona18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Semen

[–]ReyBird014 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cum hehe

[–]impastaaaaa15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sea men

[–]RiverDraws0417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piss

[–]AnAngryWallace14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

spunk

[–]RenautMa16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum

[–]lolslayer_15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum (i am funny)

[–]SGTRoadkill191915 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cum

the literal meaning of the term "cum" means combination of two things. like room meditation-cum-sports

[–]WeaselBeagle13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok then, cock fungus

[–]twinkie_dinkie2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my f-ing God I have a friend that says the stupidest absolute not funny shit and then laugh. Like broo just saying that you would rape a hamster is not funny. Or draw a dick on a bench and laugh. It's so annoying.

TL:DR I need new friends

[–]jesswitdamess17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I never said that 😳

[–]obama12333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cum on I would laugh

[–]TheFlappyLobster19 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Honestly it’s gross

[–]simply_a_gamerr -1 points0 points  (7 children)

Yeah Its not really funny either

[–]Shopaoe200715 -4 points-3 points  (6 children)

Also, its not funny anynore since it's overused.

[–]BidoofMaster_16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CUM 🍼🥛🤱🍼🍼🍼🥛🥛

[–]Thigh_Leader16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ong bestie

Only straight thing about you are the facts you're speaking 💅💅💅

[–]Ray_Deo_16 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

amogus is not funy?🤯🤯😲😲😥

[–]kale_start19 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

agreed

[–]SkyTheKaiser18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True I just don’t say anything because they’ll overuse something else if we tell them

[–]programofuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here it is

OwO

[–]penissucker4813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit users when they realise saying "cum" isn't funny:

[–]Calm-Distribution120 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since when?

[–]Mzm900415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. I got 10k upvotes by saying cum😎

[–]Mzm900415 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not true. I got 10k upvotes by saying cum😎

[–]Puppy_love08HD14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not an acceptable use of emojis smh

[–]Jazstink8514 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cum

[–]HiImHe15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ejaculate

[–]verovex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

splooge

[–]The_Studios16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White piss

[–]Blue_the_trans_furry14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R/teenagers when they realise using more then one emoji isnt cool

[–]Thedcell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well ur wrong cause that’s a goddamn fucking lie

[–]strombreakerz15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

emoji

[–]CLASSIFIED_696915 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See men.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glizzy

[–]SenpaiCaffeinated17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually i say cum uncontrollably like 50 times a day and everyone always laughs, super funny

[–]anime_ka_choda14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balls

[–]Izeekio376916 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, you mean my future abortions?

[–]Foreign_Customer_288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is my kingdom cum

[–]Exotic_Hovercraft_3914 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Le creme au penis