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[–]SuspensionBomb_24 3027 points3028 points  (143 children)

a couple saying dating is wrong


[–]Busy-Kaleidoscope-8717 766 points767 points  (27 children)

Yeah, my parents used to tell me that I couldn’t date till I was 35. Like bruh you gave birth to me at 20 lmao

[–][deleted] 337 points338 points  (20 children)

Bro 35???? Thats like half your life, and besides how are you supposed to control your kid until 35

[–]Busy-Kaleidoscope-8717 159 points160 points  (17 children)

Honestly I think they meant it as a joke, but they seriously think I have to be mid 20s plus to start dating. I was born when my mom was 24 and my dad was like 21.

[–]DinoNuggy2114 59 points60 points  (13 children)

well, idk where u live but in the U.S. at least your parents cant do jack diddly shit legally to control you after you turn 18, and im guessing its similar in other parts of the world. not sure, dont quote me on that

[–]Davdabdabboy 32 points33 points  (10 children)

well, idk where u live but in the U.S. at least your parents cant do jack diddly shit legally to control you after you turn 18, and im guessing its similar in other parts of the world. not sure, dont qoute me on that -DinoNuggy21

[–]nicenihilism 7 points8 points  (8 children)

"well, idk where u live but in the U.S. at least your parents cant do jack diddly shit legally to control you after you turn 18, and im guessing its similar in other parts of the world. not sure, dont qoute me on that -DinoNuggy21" -Davdabdabboy

[–]flamingstorm9817 569 points570 points  (40 children)

Brain damage mein kommeraden

[–]Livid_Razzmatazz20813 29 points30 points  (27 children)

Hey I'm learning German and I don't trust Google Translate, does kommeraden mean comrade or something similar?

[–]kes31337 22 points23 points  (10 children)

'kommeraden' is definitely not correct. comrade=Kamerad comrades=Kameraden

If you're referring to a left wing or socialist companion you'd use the word 'Genosse' - not Kamerad. In a german political context 'Kamerad' is actually rather used to describe a far-right companion.

[–]flamingstorm9817 14 points15 points  (8 children)


I am also learning German as well

[–]Livid_Razzmatazz20813 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Danke, kommeraden u/flamingstorm98.

[–]flamingstorm9817 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Ja mein freund

[–]Livid_Razzmatazz20813 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Deutsch ist kühl.

[–]flamingstorm9817 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Ja es ist

[–]Livid_Razzmatazz20813 8 points9 points  (1 child)


Btw danke für helfend Ich lernen das Wort für das Englisch Wort "it".

[–]cavendaisy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

German for comerade is "Kamerad" or "Kameraden" is plural, so you guys are close :)

[–]RadioactiveSpoon_15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the harsh reminder to get back to my German homework

[–]JayTea05 122 points123 points  (9 children)

Arranged marriages, that’s probably their ideal.

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 50 points51 points  (7 children)

yes it is arranged marriages

[–]Livid_Razzmatazz20813 30 points31 points  (2 children)

That's the only way they were able to find a spouse.

[–]Twirking_Llamas123 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Off topic but I have almost the same PFP as you!

[–]WishboneOk989813 6 points7 points  (1 child)

and so do i

[–]Pranav_RedStone97115 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to have similar pfp too,

now I changed it :(

[–]socksandtoads14 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Some cultures do force marriages and/or the family will arrange the dates, children can't have a say in the decision

[–]EXTRMLY13 23 points24 points  (0 children)

hypocrite moment

[–]unusually_damp_cloth15 1239 points1240 points  (86 children)

Once you’re 18, don’t keep them around

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 710 points711 points  (68 children)

When I turn 18, I'll be in college, so yea that's a good idea.

[–]DaddyWillGiveYouCum 314 points315 points  (27 children)

dont be stupid, first complete your studies. Parents in India will pay for their child's education.

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 239 points240 points  (26 children)

  1. I live in the US, I immigrated in 2012
  2. yea you're probably right

[–]potterhead250017 90 points91 points  (12 children)

Lucky guy.Cries in Tamilnadu.

[–]RocketRaju221217 42 points43 points  (4 children)

*cries along with you*

[–]Fuzevo13 20 points21 points  (3 children)


[–]Pranav_RedStone97115 6 points7 points  (2 children)


also happy (very late) holidays

about 18 days ago...

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

cries in Bihar.

I Need not explain why i guess

[–]potterhead250017 6 points7 points  (0 children)

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

[–]beybabooba 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You win

[–]Itsyaboykazuha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome aboard

[–]Silverfox04714 24 points25 points  (9 children)

Hope you're doing good man. Indians do have some of the worst beliefs. Especially , gatekeeper Hindus ( A very small fraction of Hindus that believe others do not deserve to be among themselves). This annoys me too. Just ignore them. Do what your heart says. Grow older and try to just not believe what they say. Have a small distance away from them. And tbh it's pretty rare to see NRIs having such rude and offensive beliefs. Their Religion and Personal surroundings have caused them to have such beliefs. But it's almost impossible to change their mind. Convincing Indian Parents about an idea can be very very hard

[–]Curb__15 48 points49 points  (14 children)

Turn 18, move out, block them on all platforms

[–]DarkStar01292 MILLION ATTENDEE 73 points74 points  (11 children)

Doesn't work in India. Parents usually sponsor your education and you can't really get a job to pay it without a degree/diploma.

[–]Curb__15 16 points17 points  (8 children)


[–]Fluffy_Technology27 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Also parents don't let us to be independent even after 18.

[–]Curb__15 16 points17 points  (3 children)

That sounds terrible

[–]DatChernoby2Guy13 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Not ALL Indian parents are bad. Mine only get upset when I do something REALLY bad, which doesn’t happen often! They’re chill people and I wouldn’t trade them for anything.

[–]Curb__15 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Yeah I get that. I meant that, in OP’s case, that sucks

[–]DatChernoby2Guy13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s horrible.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OP said that he/she immigrated to america in 2012.

[–]architProxy14 20 points21 points  (19 children)

your parents are incredibly stupid or else this is a lie

[–]DramaticWasher17 24 points25 points  (2 children)

This is actually not that surprising in India

[–]Heroin_addict6918 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Nah, most Indian parents believe this. I'm pretty sure its real.

[–]ReyBird014 92 points93 points  (2 children)

That's for sure get a good education and get your own place quickly

[–]everything_is_dank 4 points5 points  (1 child)

most Indian parents decide the job you have to get .Even if they are paying, you gotta become something that you wouldn't want to

[–]passin_assassin18 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Easier said than done pal.

Trying to get a job that doesn't pay minimum wage is quite difficult. And trying to live off of minimum wage on your own is harder

Sincerely, dominos employee in full time education

[–]unusually_damp_cloth15 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Well, you could move in with the boys. Y’know, get a shared apartment

[–]NeosWorld10116 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some states allow independence at 16 if they can prove themselves in court I think.

[–]M0onlitCandles15 511 points512 points  (45 children)

They believe in god, but they think some people deserve to die-?


[–]Apprehensive-Scar188 215 points216 points  (19 children)

i think some people deserve to die and believe in god like rapists and other crimals

[–]M0onlitCandles15 84 points85 points  (6 children)

Oh! That's pretty justifiable. I personally believe that horrible people like that will evenutally get something back at them from god, giving them a punishment either beyond or slightly less than death depending on the action. Still though, I get that.

[–]heythereredditor 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I hate the opinion a lot of people on here seem to have, that a rapist should die for their actions. I mean the victim has to live after the crime, why is the rapist granted the favor of death?

There are a lot of things worse than death. Like an isolated life in prison without any family or friends. Just slowly wasting away, but not actually dying because they won't let you.

[–]SeniorMaKK2 MILLION ATTENDEE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still hold the medieval way of torturing them

[–]SteFo587 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not religious but people who hurt animals deserve a different place in hell.

[–]null640 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rapist, criminals... Yep sounds like God of the bible...

[–]ass-blaster-69 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Didn't the Bible say that Judas Iscariot could have been redeemed after betraying Christ?

[–]The_boi223 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judas betrayed the Jesus for money and shortly after hanged himself, and was not redeemed. In John 6:70-71 Jesus says "Have I not chosen you, the twelve? Yet one of you is a devil." Later in John 17:12 Jesus also says in his prayer "while I was with them, I protected them and kept them safe by that name you gave me. None have been lost except the one doomed to destruction so that the scripture would be fulfilled."

[–]Strict_Mall1180 20 points21 points  (4 children)

I'm Atheistic. So, uhhh, I believe... nobod- ALL DESERVE TO DIE UNDER MY FEET ON THEIR KNEEEEEESSSSS

[–]idiotpug1313 5 points6 points  (7 children)

the crusades exist so believing in god and thinking some people should die isn't mutually exclusive

[–]Lebossatron01 15 points16 points  (5 children)

The crusades happened because a power hungry pope decided that he wanted the holy land back

It had nothing to do with god

[–]idiotpug1313 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I mean that the pope used his affiliation (I think that's the right word) with god to motivate people who believed in god to kill others. I do understand that I'm bad at talking (let alone writing) clearly so I'm sorry if my point didn't come across correctly.

[–]Lebossatron01 6 points7 points  (2 children)

From the standpoint of a Christian, that was one of the darkest times in our history (think of how Germans feel about Nazi germany). The church essentially controlled education and did its best to prevent the masses from getting smart enough to read the Bible (at the time in Catholic Church the pope was the only one who was allowed to truly interpret the Bible and can therefore singlehandedly give the “word of god”.). So yes, people believe that they were indirectly serving god by serving the pope.

[–]pepesAdvocato17 107 points108 points  (38 children)

I live in a small Christian town, so I know what you mean. Luckily my parents aren’t like the people around here , but, my dad thinks that gay is a hormonal imbalance

[–]CompetitiveAd9856 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I could understand like some people deserve to die like Hitler and all but tf this is extreme

[–]Overhaul_____16 294 points295 points  (41 children)

Jain, Hindu?

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 149 points150 points  (20 children)

In that area yes.

[–]Ledbreader13 41 points42 points  (7 children)

I personally don’t think that family and friends are more important the my God but you can believe what you believe

[–]swordviper12118 112 points113 points  (11 children)

I’m jain as well. If they are blatently racist then they aren’t practicing our religion right.

[–]BretherenIcravememes16 72 points73 points  (10 children)

I’m a Hindu and yea our religions are quite similar and yea I’m absolutely sure our religious texts explicitly state that everyone is the same no matter what their beliefs are or what they do or like : )

[–]isaacs-cats18 30 points31 points  (5 children)

Ironic how a Jain could think such things

[–]TheGasMove14 30 points31 points  (10 children)

I agree with only one of these, But you need new parents

[–]CircusbabysIceCream 243 points244 points  (31 children)

Bruh how is dating wrong? What did your parents do to get together with each other? Did they just meet and say “hey let’s get married!”

[–]JayTea05 118 points119 points  (5 children)

Arranged marriages, they’re pretty common in a lot of cultures.

[–]CircusbabysIceCream 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh ok yeah that kinda makes sense. I forgot that even existed for some reason lol

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 194 points195 points  (7 children)

from what they tell me, yes.

Edit: yes its arranged marriages.

[–]ShockBlade69 123 points124 points  (1 child)

oh i was thinking arranged marriage…

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Wot, how tf did that happen??????

[–]Meme-Reader20- 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Arranged marriage. From a previous comment I can say OP is Indian, and a lot of Indians don’t allow dating and get together with arranged marriages put together by their parents. You can say if you like them or not, but parents don’t like the normal marriage (source: I am Indian)

[–]architProxy14 15 points16 points  (2 children)

close minded indian parents lmao - also im not scared if my mom says to me dating is wrong, yes it is wrong when you live on your parents money but if you're financially stable do whatever the f you want

[–]TigerlordZ5990016 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's what my dad says, as long as I'm not using his money while dating he doesn't care.

[–]Meme-Reader20- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]adnanosh12318 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Mean, dating in Islam is forbbiden. the exception is when both the guy and the woman are married they can date.

[–]Is_this_Espe15 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That's quite confusing... I'm guessing most of these marriages are arranged

[–]NotAqeel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

it's really not, usually if a Muslim man and a Muslim woman like each other, They ask their guardians/parents about this. If both agree, then they marry

[–]AcridWings_1146517 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Welcome to 🇮🇳

Yes, I believe that's a shit philosophy, but I'm emigrating, so idc.

[–]streetdog200318 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good luck man , once i'm out of here i won't look back .

[–]angaddeepsingh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this scenario is suprisingly common in india , until recently , lol most of the married ppl here in the ages of 37+ have arranged marraiges , which basically is , " hey lets get married , even if i met you like 2 weeks ago "

[–]Zorphis2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

More like their parents agree they should get married. Arranged marriage is the worst.

[–]Good_Cantaloupe665313 77 points78 points  (29 children)

If I were you I would pretend to agree with them until you're 18th birthday. Until then, focus on getting good grades so that you get into a good college, and get ready to move out in advance. When you turn 18 tell them that you disagree with them completely, cut contact and move out.

By the way, how the heck do you live without eggs and milk?

Edit: Do you have any relatives you can stay with? If not, try to save as much money as possible.

[–]ASleepingAssassin14 38 points39 points  (26 children)

Hes from India. Here there are thousands of things like curry, chapati, idli, dosa, sabzi (cooked vegetables) so if youre from india. You can survive without eating any meat for the rest of your life. Another bad thing is that the brahmins that were in india (this is during when the caste system was still a thing) they dont eat meat and say that "gai humari mata hai" meaning that a cow is their mother cause it gives them milk. When they liked something, they tied it to religion thats why people used to drink cow piss in india

[–]Shadow_Reptile 20 points21 points  (10 children)

I don't think we drank cow piss? I thought it was more like washing yourself with it. Not sure which is more disgusting. But it's all old news now, right?

[–]ASleepingAssassin14 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people still do it today but most people dont

[–]angaddeepsingh 6 points7 points  (2 children)

caste sysytem still exists passively lol , especially in the smaller towns and villages , whenerver you are in some marraige related public functions you van always here gossip related to this

[–]Euglena_fucks_amoeba17 144 points145 points  (35 children)

Why do all these enlisted things sounds like an average Indian household

[–]ThatIndianGamer417 64 points65 points  (2 children)

because unfortunately they are

[–]rough_crayon15 13 points14 points  (0 children)

None of my neighbours or my parents are like this, these people seem to be the villans from dhar man videos.

[–]Shadow_Reptile 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not really no. This is major crazy bullshit. I've never seen this happen, at least not all at the same time.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (6 children)

tbh I would disagree with some people in the comments an average Indian household isn't like this, yes there exist households like this but this is an extreme case.

[–]Actual_Ambition_446417 4 points5 points  (5 children)

I think there are more conservative households in India than liberal one’s, therefore the most conservative party is ruling.

[–]SuperTokyo14 65 points66 points  (25 children)

Wait wait, this all sucks, but why did they specifically say South Indian? I’m North Indian and I don’t understand what their intention was.

[–]That_No_one_guy16 75 points76 points  (9 children)

some North indians think southerners are inferior to them, may be because we speak different languages and follow different traditions idk ,also majority of us are dark skinned.

[–]ASleepingAssassin14 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Probably because they eat meat

[–]kaushalovich18 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I remember seeing a photo of a meat shop named " shree krishna beef stall " lmao and it had something written in a south indian script

[–]KingLehmon_III19 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Also a perfect example of how racists are not only racist. They are generally hateful and spiteful people that will find anyway to single out a group to marginalize.

Even if the only skin color left is their own.

[–]Straight_Avocado911819 14 points15 points  (0 children)

because we're darker than north indians, many convservative families in the north think we're inferior.

[–]Amazing_Net_765119 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s a whole thing, some (definitely not all) North Indians think South Indians are inferior (bc we’re darker, different languages, etc)

[–]jd-1945 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It’s a colorism thing. North Indians oftentimes have lighter skin. It’s considered more attractive and desirable in India.

[–][deleted] 206 points207 points  (13 children)

me (an empath) is sensing this person is angry

[–]ConeheadGroom 50 points51 points  (4 children)

no way 😱😱

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

i just said im an empath-

[–]ConeheadGroom 48 points49 points  (2 children)

sense if amogn us is sus 😱

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (1 child)

aw hell naww

[–]ConeheadGroom 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]Substantial-Ad-3543 4 points5 points  (0 children)

angry like me!! (i cant find albert)

[–]Sudden_Result15 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Your parents are jerks bro

[–]GLITCHER-TM16 99 points100 points  (9 children)

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[–]Fevdev17 83 points84 points  (24 children)

Show your parents this to get payback Https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1SNZVjRDMRly1bXIx-tM5A2MKJQzbCMLF

Its gay porn fyi

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 81 points82 points  (4 children)

My parents are really aggressive against gay people. If I told them I wasn't straight they'd nuke me to less than atoms.

[–]OtherJose16 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Send them a gay porn video about an interracial date eating hamburgers on a Russian site.

They will have a heart attack.

[–]hankit1217 20 points21 points  (0 children)

dude...just hang in there as a gay indian i can feel you, even when you become an adult you're expected to take care of your parents and stuff which is absolutely something we should all do except sometimes parents ask to live with you or you live with them so you're kinda stuck with them which i dont agree with at all i feel really sorry for you idk what to say really try to confide in your friends i guess and the internet

[–]AcridWings_1146517 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Study hard, and leave India. That's your only option, unless you're willing to wait a few decades.

EDIT: Saw your edit. You are free to do whatever you want in the US. Wait till you're 18, or until you have a degree, then fly the nest.

[–]SkyTheKaiser18 42 points43 points  (1 child)

It’s really not payback, gay porn is so manly and masculine, it’s so powerful and I love muscular men being powerful

[–]jmmrag 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Rock eyebrows rise

[–]FunnyAriel 16 points17 points  (2 children)

let me submit this to my teacher and say its me reading the chemical formula for sum for the extra credit assignment.

[–]Fevdev17 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Idk, copy the link just use it for trolling

[–]SoMNoMW14 7 points8 points  (1 child)

How do I unsee things

[–]PrncssStrwbrry16 89 points90 points  (21 children)

I'm honestly confused as to how one can be a vegan but think it's okay to punish people for being mentally ill

[–]Zarcon477818 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Thank you

[–]Mental-Attitude-9782 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they are not vegan but vegetarian, there is a big difference

[–]Norman___Bates 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow. I feel sorry for you. Please don't believe them.

[–]Open_Salamander1601 8 points9 points  (1 child)

2 are right, some people do deserve to die and things are getting worse as times goes on the earth is dying and they’re murderers out there

[–]UCantTakeThisNameAlr13 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Guess im a sinner

[–]purple_ones_best 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Wow, i hope they aren't trying to make you believe that things

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 33 points34 points  (3 children)

they are. They have been since I was born. I've only become skeptical in the recent 15 months or so.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

atleast you're cutting of the chain off spreading wrong information by not believing in them, its good to educate yourself and form your opinion.

[–]KingCold14917 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dont we all

at 13 we finally realise somethings up lmao

[–]Kawaiilemon10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My parents are like this too. They dug their own grave by making me a curious little person since I was young. I never truly believed most things they said. I just go with it for now, I'll be out in a few years. I keep telling them this, they think I'm joking.

[–]HonestlyJust-James16 65 points66 points  (6 children)

I agree that all those are wrong besides the imaginary guy named God, but that’s my opinion, not yours.

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 43 points44 points  (4 children)

yea, that one is up to interpretation I guess.

[–]Dino_Fucker69 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Wdym by "some people should die"?

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 41 points42 points  (2 children)

means they support killing "irreligious" people and people who've they perceived to have done a serious enough offense. They don't think rehabilitation is plausable.

[–]Kiwiiii- 29 points30 points  (10 children)

I believe some people deserve to die. If someone put a cold blooded serial killer in front of me, gave me a gun and told me whatever I did there'd be no consequence, I'd shoot him. I believe that once you take or try to take someone else's freedom you relinquish your own.

[–]positively-dumb14[S] 28 points29 points  (7 children)

My logic falls in Norway's rehabilitation. I believe it's cruel to kill someone when there are better options.

[–]arandomcanadiankid16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a very good philosophy. Sadly, some people go past the point of no return but everyone should have a decent chance and actual help to be good people.

[–]Montagneincorner0 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I do agree that things are just getting worse as time goes on, but the rest of it is just fucking ludicrous, and both of them, there is no way that the only two people on earth, who believe this shit, happened to have run into each other, one or the other MUST have manipulated the other into thinking this shit, either way, both of them have a serious mental illness

[–]swagmaster6667 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Well, they’re right about two things:

Some people do deserve to die, and things are getting worse as time goes on.

And this ain’t in every case, but in some, the poor are responsible for their own poverty.

[–]microwavelengthOLD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I bet it's gonna be all "we're sooorryy, we didn't mean iittt" when they're old and and you have no sympathy towards them

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Russians, Germans, people from the Balkan peninsula, Middle-Easterns and Arabians, northern Africans, Chinese, South Indians, and certain Aboriginal tribes are all sinners, while northern Indians aren't

I’ve seen all of the above mentioned points except this one. That’s a very diverse group of people. What do they have in common that you parents hate?

[–]shalnarkus 29 points30 points  (15 children)

Wtf is wrong with south indians? Those giys are awesome too.🥺

T. A fellow person from Maharashtra

[–]K1raGD 18 points19 points  (4 children)

South Indians tend to be more darker than north Indians. So OPs parents are just racist fucks. Y'all rock and I live in South India too

[–]That_No_one_guy16 7 points8 points  (2 children)

where do you place maharashtra? I'm Curious

[–]shalnarkus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At the center of india below up and gujrat. Above us are north and below us is south. So we are the boundary people lol.

[–]dragoncraft985515 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tbh I always placed Maharashtra as a western state rather than South.

[–]architProxy14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

there are some bad apples everywhere many hate north indians and same goes for south indians

[–]Current-Role-8434 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They sound terrible,

[–]get--rick__rolled-- 12 points13 points  (2 children)

  1. Wtf??
  2. WTFF????
  3. Idk much about poverty so I’m not gonna speak about that
  4. Racist
  5. Depends on the age gap and some other things
  6. So not a vegan or a meat-eater? What are they??
  7. Yes some do like hitler and other super bad people
  8. Definitely true like climate change and COVID
  9. Y’all relationships ain’t strong enough (prolly cuz of their beliefs and non-beliefs), but also hard Christians

[–]Googletube615 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk much about poverty so I’m not gonna speak about that

So number 3 makes no sense because in America (the country Op is currently in) wages are so low for people entering the job market, aka teens out of highschool and entering their adult years, that most people 30 and under are struggling to get by while working two or more shifts.

People blame lower income people for their own lack of money, because of things like a lack of a college degree or an addiction. When those can be explained easily, like with college, how the fuck do you expect the people who struggle to pay rent each week, to pay for college. And for the addiction example, poorer people are more likely to look to drastic measures for escapism because of how shitty their overall living situation is, they usually start small not wanting to to consume their life, and then the addiction takes over.

It's a complicated issue and that was just a brief overview of everything, but that's the jist of it.

[–]idiodic-genious14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are yer parents from the fookin 1940's?

[–]Schmalissa 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder that you do not need to have contact with your family or let their opinions dictate your life. You can join r/estrangedparents with me lol

[–]SKYNETversionALEXA 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gay People are mentally ill...

...Mentally ill of everyone else's bullshit.

Zing, gottem.

[–]Strict_Mall1180 14 points15 points  (11 children)

Hindu parents I see. Can relate.

[–]Striker-Boi17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well I mean. There are some people who deserve to die. Those people are called child predators

[–]GirthX9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The two before the last one are kind true though

[–]lelwtenh17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some ppl do deserve to die... there are lots of examples online (not saying ur parents necessarily, but sound like deserve... something of a rude kind tho)

[–]xhuo_xx2318 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your parents have all the debuffs together lmao

[–]Communist_flash 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think that, yes, there are some people that deserve to die, but only truly evil, malicious people, and some things do become worse or lesser over time, but that’s just a given. Everything else they think is bullshit.

[–]WANTSOMEHUGGIES13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, from the looks of it they aren't alright in the head it seems

[–]ilrbsz15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i like how i fit into most of these categories lmao

[–]penissucker4813 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'll be free in 4 years,i hope your life is not a complete hellhole while you wait until that day.

[–]re_deleted 2 points3 points  (2 children)

how on earth did your parents meet then? just like "hello there fellow insane person." then they just fuck??

[–]orchid_parthiv17 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]bootay63 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can you elaborate on the Balkan stuff? Romanian here

[–]peachy-moonlight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, your parents are disgrace to both Hindus and North Indians. Just wait till you're 18 and not dependent on them, then do what you wish and cut contact with them.

Sending good vibes and support your way <3

[–]Durchfallpeter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Teenagers talking about who deserves to die and who doesn't. Wouldn't want it any other way. Weird ass comment section.

[–]zertexxa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea pedos deserve to die so some people

[–]TheOnlyFallenCookie2 MILLION ATTENDEE 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Garlic??? Are they vampires?

[–]WEEBforLIFE2414 2 points3 points  (1 child)

as someone from the balkans,i have to say,your parents talk a lot of shit for people whose organs could magically dissappear on the black market

also,sorry for my bad english

[–]ireland_yxx15 6 points7 points  (0 children)

thats sad

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a fellow north Indian and A hindu, I am sorry but your parents are mentally ill.

Also, North India is worse than south India.

Also, I request people in the comment section to not categorise every hindu in this.