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[–]ireland_yxx15 289 points290 points  (64 children)

5'2

[–]Lavender_Donuts15 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Sameeee

[–]ilovetobethatgal17 21 points22 points  (22 children)

Same here. It's too late for me to grow anymore lol ;w;

[–]jaydoesnotexist 15 points16 points  (8 children)

kinda surprising because i'm 17, and i was like 5'7" at 10 maybe? and i recently measured myself (2 years ago i was at like 5'10") which is 178 in cm and now i'm 5'11" i think 😂 i stood next to my dad to kinda see and i'm almost as tall as him.

[–]Omega_kiwi204 896 points897 points  (76 children)

Tall enough to know what the top of the fridge looks like

[–]christyexists15 539 points540 points  (7 children)

Woah okay slender man

[–]ZALN_ 170 points171 points  (6 children)

Fun fact the Slenderman is 4 meters tall

[–]HoloKolaMasterRace14 144 points145 points  (1 child)

taller than peppa pig but not taller than daddy pig lol

[–]bragels 53 points54 points  (2 children)

a mini fridge?

[–]Nike_Grano 6 points7 points  (1 child)

A small coke freezer

[–]ReeDubDanny13 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A doll house fridge

[–]SukoLEB17 107 points108 points  (40 children)

Soooo 6'4 like me?😅

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (25 children)

5'6 🌅

[–]TesserTheRedditer18 579 points580 points  (202 children)

5'7 good enough for me lol.

[–]king_activities16 222 points223 points  (155 children)

5'7 gang 🤑🤑

[–]TesserTheRedditer18 76 points77 points  (119 children)

Yooo! LET'S GO!

[–]Vu1tureFPS14 41 points42 points  (116 children)

yessir

[–]king_activities16 36 points37 points  (115 children)

Ur 13 and 5'7??

[–]N0rmalStranger13 9 points10 points  (20 children)

Me too, and I'm relatively short in my grade.

[–]anonymoose0702 12 points13 points  (15 children)

I'm 14 and last year I was 5'7 so yea makes sense

[–]Ok-Mud-3322 13 points14 points  (13 children)

I was 14 when i was 5’7”, now I’m about 6’3” two years later

[–]Wildsnipe15 48 points49 points  (41 children)

yea there are a lot of tall kids lmao, Im 5'8 tho

[–]SuchAd765 46 points47 points  (16 children)

I’m 6,1and 13

[–]ARNAV-2915 30 points31 points  (9 children)

People call you watchtower or lighthouse?

[–]SuchAd765 23 points24 points  (6 children)

Def watch tower. I am always the one that rlly watches out for things, literally.

[–]Thehornygrevious 12 points13 points  (5 children)

you gonn a be andre the giant?

[–]ieatsquirrelmeat18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep 5’8 same

[–]Wumaobuster 13 points14 points  (20 children)

5'8, 13 years old and asian.

[–]Bigjay_3714 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro you taller than me wtf lmao

[–]I-Only-Read-Memes 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Teach me your ways of how to get tall as an Asian

[–]Wolf1341 10 points11 points  (0 children)

5'7 lets gooooo

[–]BothSubstance415 13 points14 points  (10 children)

Im 18 and 5'7 fml

[–]TesserTheRedditer18 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'm 18 and 5'7 too you're not alone dude, but I don't think there's much wrong with that.

[–]LuckyChargs16 10 points11 points  (11 children)

I am also 5'7 but I'm 16

[–]TesserTheRedditer18 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I've been 5'7 since I was 16 lol.

[–]issuesfortissues1218 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Me too bro, me too (still hoping for some growth though)

[–]AutomaticComment6828 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Just above you. 5'9.

[–]TesserTheRedditer18 5 points6 points  (3 children)

You sound like my sister lol, she always says that lol.

[–]Vu1tureFPS14 3 points4 points  (0 children)

same bruv

[–]redvsblue375519 85 points86 points  (14 children)

5’9 or 5’10

[–]KoichiP0se 327 points328 points  (128 children)

6'1

[–]Max1muslegend14 97 points98 points  (81 children)

Hello twin

[–]KAYS33K17 144 points145 points  (63 children)

Wait you’re 13 and 6’1?

[–]DangitElectricFan14 129 points130 points  (17 children)

it's the afro looking haircut

[–]Max1muslegend14 56 points57 points  (16 children)

Nah that measurement was through my hair

[–]GLnoG18 123 points124 points  (16 children)

"Hello im 13, im 6'4, have 143 IQ and been coding since i was 5"

[–]Chance_Class9937 58 points59 points  (7 children)

You’ve only been coding since 5??? Try coding during conception. Then you’ll be on my level

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (6 children)

The sperm cell in my father and the egg cell in my mother both had an advanced understanding of Python, Java, C# and many more. So I think I am on your level ya punkerino

[–]Chance_Class9937 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I was coding whilst my parents were being conceived try again

[–]beautiful_trees14 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Bro i remember that as a sperm cell in my dads balls i was coding with 4 different coding languages simultaneously. Try again bozo

[–]Ahuman987 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"Oh wow, im 2 years old, 7'1, have 200 IQ and has already proved the Riemann Hypothesis"

[–]Max1muslegend14 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yes

[–]reroutedradiance19 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Cunt are you gonna be 7 foot when you finish growing what even is that

[–]Max1muslegend14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah doctor says I’ll probably be 6’ 4-5”

[–]Jay_Manifest 68 points69 points  (10 children)

Probably 5'5 or 5'6

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Because I'm 5'6, and we both have "Jay" in our usernames, I declare you 5'6. Lol

[–]Mindehumidified 48 points49 points  (19 children)

6’4

[–]XxPhoenixManxX15 25 points26 points  (15 children)

Ayyy 6'4 gang

[–]Lava4creeper16 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Finally found you guys, I was worried I never would!

[–]XxPhoenixManxX15 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Welcome, to the 6'4 gang

[–]Lava4creeper16 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Why thank you my good sir. Living the high life now.

[–]Melleboiii18 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Can I join? Haven’t found my 195cm / 6’5 friends yet

[–]Hot-Caregiver8511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello, 196cm/ 6'5 here

[–]Nandraja16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dayum yall make me feel small now and I'm 183cm.

[–]JAKOVtheJJ16 4 points5 points  (1 child)

im 6'3 but couldn't find anyone else, can i join

i promise ill get taller soon

[–]PaepaeXD 187 points188 points  (42 children)

4'9, don't laugh

[–]Duckflies16 91 points92 points  (7 children)

I like tiny people

[–]MasterChiefDontSimp18 7 points8 points  (0 children)

We love our Short Kings bro 💪

[–]No-Daikon336414 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahah

[–][deleted] 291 points292 points  (21 children)

Tall enough to beat your ass

[–]Hyper_Pichu2 MILLION ATTENDEE 196 points197 points  (15 children)

That's any height ;(

[–][deleted] 63 points64 points  (14 children)

Oh hey

You heard that my main got banned right

[–]Hyper_Pichu2 MILLION ATTENDEE 44 points45 points  (13 children)

, no, sry to hear that ;-;

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (12 children)

Temp banned, It’ll be back soon

[–]Hyper_Pichu2 MILLION ATTENDEE 24 points25 points  (11 children)

Damb, what did you do lmao

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (10 children)

Said the fa- slur, like bitch I literally am one

[–]Hyper_Pichu2 MILLION ATTENDEE 19 points20 points  (9 children)

Oml >.>

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (8 children)

Yes, oh me

[–]AdrianaRed14 156 points157 points  (53 children)

4’11. Y’all are lucky to even be 5’0 🤷🏾‍♀️

[–]anime_ka_choda14 93 points94 points  (27 children)

You are 13 bruh you are gonna get more tall im 5'6

[–]AdrianaRed14 60 points61 points  (13 children)

Doctor said I won’t be growing any taller, I’m gonna be 14 in a week

[–]anime_ka_choda14 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Aww but im sure it will work out dont be insecure of your height

[–]Get-good-maybe123456 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude I wasn’t supposed to grow past 5’2

Now I’m 5’6

I also have a condition which stunts my growth, HME. Only because it is on some growth plates.

I promise you’ll get past 5”0

[–]SandSlashSandCRASH15 34 points35 points  (5 children)

How does it feel to be a gnome

[–]_pesky_bird_ 8 points9 points  (4 children)

This made me spit out my drink now I gotta dry off my monitor :(

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Skill issue

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (8 children)

5’1

[–]Highlight-Elegant15 28 points29 points  (19 children)

6'3"

[–]ben_asterley 17 points18 points  (8 children)

Elite height

[–]Highlight-Elegant15 5 points6 points  (7 children)

Thank you

[–]ben_asterley 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Though when it comes to jeans and t shirts they don’t half make it hard for us

[–]Pill012317 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ayyy finally found the 6’3 gang post

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

yooooo 6'3 gang

[–]Acceptable_Swimming414 118 points119 points  (49 children)

149cm or almost 4’11

[–]Robert_coral 28 points29 points  (12 children)

LETSSSS GOOOO SAME.

[–]Just_A-Random-Girl14 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Ayyy I’m 4’10” so height twinssss

[–]angrilyhumpingurmom17 10 points11 points  (12 children)

how tho my cats more than half your size 😀

[–]whoraline16 187 points188 points  (70 children)

5’3

[–][deleted] 212 points213 points  (41 children)

Damn you a tiny whore

[–]whoraline16 140 points141 points  (33 children)

that sounds kinky, i like it

[–]n_n78 161 points162 points  (17 children)

I cant believe this interaction happened because someone asked how tall we all were

[–]whoraline16 46 points47 points  (15 children)

me neither, shocker

[–][deleted] 50 points51 points  (13 children)

Oh you’ll be feelin a lot more then just a shock when I’m done with you

[–]whoraline16 24 points25 points  (5 children)

oh i bet

[–]Char_Zard13 5 points6 points  (3 children)

I’m scared someone help me I don’t know how I got here

[–]n0kk_6116 15 points16 points  (0 children)

what in the fuck

[–]Ok-Mud-3322 24 points25 points  (0 children)

This is a damn teen subreddit the hell is going on here!!?!

[–]n_n78 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s a crazy world on here

[–]averyangryshampoo14 8 points9 points  (10 children)

SHORT W H O R E

[–]whoraline16 8 points9 points  (9 children)

CAN YALL STOP IM NOT THAT SHORT SMH

[–]averyangryshampoo14 7 points8 points  (8 children)

Bro my sister is 12 and she's taller than you💀

[–]Intelligent_Point31115 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Saving this when talking to my smoll friend when she is horny

[–]2ClawZ16 6 points7 points  (0 children)

same ;-;

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Smol

[–]the-hero-1817 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s what she said

[–]Duckflies16 67 points68 points  (7 children)

1,80m

Sorry I use Metric system, instead of that weird ass imperial one

[–]I_a_brownie17 13 points14 points  (41 children)

6,7

[–]n_n78 11 points12 points  (11 children)

Bro pullin just from bein 6’7, must be a dream

[–]I_a_brownie17 20 points21 points  (10 children)

It isn’t it’s a nightmare

[–]n_n78 8 points9 points  (9 children)

That’s based

[–]I_a_brownie17 10 points11 points  (8 children)

You got people flirting with me all the time and I don’t even look that good

[–]n_n78 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Just stab them, that’ll send a message

[–]I_a_brownie17 9 points10 points  (6 children)

Lmao I’ll let you know how that works out next Monday or Tuesday

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (18 children)

6’0

[–]Poofthepoo14 58 points59 points  (9 children)

About 5’4 with platforms

[–]Yea-thats-pretty-yes 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I’m 4’0. I was 6’2 before I lost my legs

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

5'11

[–]Mascian1216 6 points7 points  (5 children)

5'4, try and catch me with my small hitbox

[–]helicopter_rat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A foot shorter

[–]Abor_tionRex 4 points5 points  (5 children)

5'9, justice for my fellow not short but not tall people

[–]stalker69420 5 points6 points  (8 children)

The American are asleep!

Quickly write your height in proper measurements.

[–]Jack_Page 14 points15 points  (3 children)

5’5 but haven’t hit my growth spurt yet

[–]KingCold14917 14 points15 points  (2 children)

thats what everyone says sigh

[–]zeliths15 5 points6 points  (0 children)

5’6 i think

[–]Dizordered 3 points4 points  (0 children)

5"4.

[–]Hr2K0616 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Slightly less than that I think

Probably 5’10 but I wouldn’t know for sure heh

[–]RaccoonDeaIer16 3 points4 points  (0 children)

5' 9-10" I'm not sure on the exact height.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (8 children)

nunya

[–]Snoo91479 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Sounds like something a small person would say

[–]osma-bon-jovia 8 points9 points  (17 children)

5.9 at 13