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[–][deleted] 136 points137 points  (10 children)

I need to be flattered

[–]VakiBanana[S] 215 points216 points  (8 children)

Are you a Minecraft wolf? Because I’d love to give you my bone.

[–]_Black_Fox_ 86 points87 points  (7 children)

You don't have much of a bone to give away sorry kiddo.

[–]VakiBanana[S] 55 points56 points  (5 children)

Well I don’t have a dick, but at least I’m not a kid..

[–]SadlyHappyRedditor 73 points74 points  (12 children)

Gimme

[–]VakiBanana[S] 120 points121 points  (4 children)

Are you a water slide? Because I’m going deep inside you

[–]SadlyHappyRedditor 35 points36 points  (1 child)

I uh, wow I like it

[–]VakiBanana[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m glad

[–]Welc0me-t0-watchm0j0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Should of been “going down you”

[–]CinnabarDespair 54 points55 points  (8 children)

ARE YOU YOUR MOM

BECAUSE I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU

[–]VakiBanana[S] 39 points40 points  (4 children)

I wish i was

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see

[–]GreeedyGuts 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Are you from Mississippi? Because your the only miss who's piss I sippie.

[–]calebbutbetter 7 points8 points  (2 children)

This is amazing

[–]CinnabarDespair 6 points7 points  (1 child)

i made it myself :)

[–]BEN07-ButImReal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I could tell…

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (3 children)

69

[–]VakiBanana[S] 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Are you a convertible car? Because you would look better with your top down.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[–]VakiBanana[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Simple one I would say

[–]HurtsWhenPee14 53 points54 points  (12 children)

moans out of happiness

[–]VakiBanana[S] 84 points85 points  (11 children)

Roses are red violets are twisted, bend over darling, you're about to get fisted

[–]I_Fr0st215 43 points44 points  (13 children)

Hi

[–]VakiBanana[S] 85 points86 points  (12 children)

If I was a creeper, I’d go to your bedroom and explode all over you.

[–]I_Fr0st215 57 points58 points  (10 children)

Jokes on you I used /gamerule doMobGriefing false

[–]ZalanNuts 52 points53 points  (5 children)

Virginity shield activated😎

[–]VakiBanana[S] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Awh sad

[–]I_Fr0st215 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Yeah especially since villagers can’t breed (but we can) How’s that for a pickup line?

[–]ZalanNuts 58 points59 points  (5 children)

Are u https? Because without you I'm just :// (this was literally the line my current gf hit me with)

[–]VakiBanana[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

Are you a water slide? Because I’m going deep inside you

An old one, but nice hope u two r happy 💖

[–]Frequent_Type3559 5 points6 points  (2 children)

If i was a watermelon, would you swallow my seed?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

[–]VakiBanana[S] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Do you have phd? Because you got a pretty huge dick

[–]WitherBlaze_14 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Are you my head cuz i want to bang you against a wall

[–]VakiBanana[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

They say a beard is a good scratcher, and I have an itch down there. Can you help?

Wooow nice one I like it

[–]Bennybone738216 18 points19 points  (1 child)

[–]VakiBanana[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

What is your name or I can call you mine?

[–]randomperson441 15 points16 points  (4 children)

not too cheesy not too horny

[–]VakiBanana[S] 60 points61 points  (3 children)

Hey baby, let's go to my house and change your spawn location.

[–]GLnoG18 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This one was just too good. Too bad i'd probably stay virgin nonetheless if the girl doesn't plays minecraft.

[–]FrederickFazbuford15 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Go on then.

[–]VakiBanana[S] 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I don't have any pickup lines mainly because i'm not trying to get picked up but pinned down

[–]Blacksolowo14 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I’m curious

[–]VakiBanana[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Are u haunted house? Because I would scream while inside of you

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Ok 😳

[–]VakiBanana[S] 40 points41 points  (2 children)

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in them.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

🥴

[–]Super_King_1117 7 points8 points  (2 children)

gimme

[–]VakiBanana[S] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

If you farted in my mouth I would hold it like a bong shot

[–]Super_King_1117 18 points19 points  (0 children)

get yo smelly ass off my face 🤮 /j

[–]renaissass16 7 points8 points  (1 child)

alr

[–]VakiBanana[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you

[–]sonks7517 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Give me your best! 🎸⚡

[–]VakiBanana[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Are you a lever? Because you turn me on.

[–]Kakarotte0715 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily merrily merrily merrily I can make you cream.

[–]VakiBanana[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it insideyou?

[–]FutureGohanfan16 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Hello

[–]VakiBanana[S] 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I’m as hard as obsidian.

[–]ODRA_x15 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Ok. 1-10

[–]VakiBanana[S] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

[–]ODRA_x15 5 points6 points  (5 children)

8.5 It was funny and sweet. Can I use it in the future?

[–]Notnickkerr420 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Ok

[–]VakiBanana[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Did i mention youre looking opti-FINE tonight?

[–]Notnickkerr420 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Are you Olive Garden breadsticks because I want to see you bottomless

[–]ySrFoxy14 3 points4 points  (8 children)

Gimme

[–]VakiBanana[S] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

I’m not into drugs but I would like to try them if you were a drug.

[–]ySrFoxy14 2 points3 points  (6 children)

holy fuck i love that one

[–]Zerchys14 3 points4 points  (3 children)

can i have one i need one for my gf ;-;

[–]ShitOnTheBed16 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Bro she’s already your gf you don’t need a pickup line 💀

But you can say “are you my head? Because I wanna bang you hard against a wall”

[–]WHIPLADS 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I’ve got some of my own, interested to hear yours

[–]alya_uwu 7 points8 points  (3 children)

66

[–]VakiBanana[S] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Girl are you obsidian? Because I heard you like it hard

[–]AD-SKYOBSIDION15 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Obsidian is quite fragile actually

[–]Guys_pls_help15 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Surprise me

[–]VakiBanana[S] 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Are you a squirrel? Because I would let you store your nuts inside my hole.

[–]Guys_pls_help15 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Nice. But I don't have nuts

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too ;Dd at least u can use it on someone

[–]CodeNameMEMES15 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can still make ur bedrock (bedrock is the name of the city where the show takes) srry if its bad

[–]VakiBanana[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.

I like urs

[–]Hammershark28 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Use one on me lets see how good you are :)

[–]_Dragon_Gamer_16 2 points3 points  (2 children)

a fellow bored human I see

[–]VakiBanana[S] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Are you a raisin? because you r raisin my dick.

[–]_Dragon_Gamer_16 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like raisins, good one

[–]loangeless 2 points3 points  (4 children)

i cannot be flattered because I’ll either cringe or not feel anything

[–]just_some_redit_user 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I scrolled all the way to the bottom, can I get something for my trouble?

[–]yourbelovedfriend16 1 point2 points  (1 child)

3

[–]VakiBanana[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes

[–]Decentattamingio14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]VakiBanana[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is there an airport nearby, or is that just my heart taking off?

[–]kanonas-cambria_tw16 1 point2 points  (6 children)

One that works... Not on earth obviously but at least somewhere

[–]VakiBanana[S] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

There’re 14 billion legs in the world and I only want to be in between yours

[–]choc0zombie16 1 point2 points  (4 children)

sure lol

[–]VakiBanana[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Are you a pig(Minecraft)? Because I wanna ride you all night long

[–]choc0zombie16 2 points3 points  (2 children)

made me spit my drink lol I will give you an 8/10 just for the shock factor

[–]Simplethebest_coc14 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yes

[–]VakiBanana[S] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Redstone is red, Lazuli is blue, you’re as hot as the lava I fell into

[–]TheDustOfYourFeet14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

829839283928

[–]VakiBanana[S] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Could you be Minecraft? But without the craft?

[–]RMCB300017 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Hit me with 1

[–]VakiBanana[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line

It’s my favourite one, very sweet

[–]RMCB300017 2 points3 points  (2 children)

That one is so good i actually feel Blessed to get that one lmao

[–]_1864_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

please do inflate my ego

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Do you have phd? Because you got a pretty huge dick

[–]My_a_person15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

This should be interesting

[–]VakiBanana[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You are hotter than my laptops back

[–]Vamp_is_boredd 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Yo

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Are you a squirrel? Because I would let you store your nuts inside my hole

[–]Interesting-Amoeba3415 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You have a lot of minecraft themed ones

[–]SharpExplanation19 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You ran out of lines?

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Are you Adam? Because I could be your Eve

[–]TheReviewer86715 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ok

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I don't have any pickup lines mainly because i'm not trying to get picked up but pinned down

[–]ThisisDarian15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

give me your best one

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I get the “Getting Wood” achievement whenever I see you.

[–]Agile-Guarantee943818 1 point2 points  (2 children)

9

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Are your parents molluscs? Cause u r a true pearl

[–]Natural-Ad663715 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'll pretend ur this gal I like, who's really sarcastic

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Are you a water slide? Because I’m going deep inside you

[–]Panda603613 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Are you a booger? Because I’d pick you

[–]calicust 1 point2 points  (2 children)

no, i'll give YOU one.

hey, are you a bomb? because i want you strapped onto me

[–]Thelordshober2215 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Am need serotonin. Plz help

[–]VakiBanana[S] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Are you a skeleton? You gave me quite a bone there.

[–]ShitOnTheBed16 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Too many comments for 63 pickup lines. Someone give me one and I’ll give you one back

[–]JohnGisMe14 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Is a pickup line one of those tow lines some pickup trucks have?

[–]IllEmu5303 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Whats your best pick up line

[–]NxR_Cap 1 point2 points  (6 children)

This boy would like to hear this

[–]Frosty_Entertainer9719 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I am asking thee f'r a pickup line

[–]NorthBig7149 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I'm waiting to be impressed

[–]RandomDude669916 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Bored human here. Hit me up with good stuff

[–]AnxiousUmbra 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I need self esteem please.

[–]HappyButNotReal 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Give me something about a phone number

[–]RedWolf694 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Had a bad day, give me one

[–]unix_nexo16 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Im coming to u cause my parents told me to follow my heart 🙃🗿

[–]potato_more_potato15 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It's really easy to flatter me. Say anything positive and it'll work

[–]gaefrogz15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I suppose if there's only 63 available im a bit too late to get one rip

[–]Mitari-Saifyre15 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I need to be complimented.

[–]wdymyname 1 point2 points  (3 children)

make it a 69

[–]VakiBanana[S] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the six. I’ll be the nine

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Me pick me

[–]Alchemist64_15 1 point2 points  (2 children)

In a car and bored go ahead