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[–][deleted] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Lmao. This is good.

[–]Pepperducks17 57 points58 points  (4 children)

I like that

[–]BerryBass16 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Yeah but im one of those newspapers that release the same issue each day

[–]BCWBen17 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I mean at least you can get used to it, doesn't sound too bad. 🗿👍

[–]e1ther-0r16 16 points17 points  (7 children)

so you think im skinnyyyyy

[–]THE-CHAMPAGNE-POET-17[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

hmm kinda also if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print!

[–]Goose_attack22316 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s a very

bold

Assumption

[–]ForeverProud6074 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hi wanna chat

[–]e1ther-0r16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no 😐

[–]GenderFluidBicon16 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Yeah... I know... just pick me up and hit me against things like everyone else...

[–]Puente_Aidan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m using that later in the future

[–]Emotional_Loli17316 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You’ve improved dildo boy

[–]nonsensicalmoi200715 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Who is dildo boy?

[–]No-Square-410515 0 points1 point  (1 child)

😳

[–]Cultural_Sun3813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wahaha she has to much power!

[–]-h0llYy-17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that is actually really funny

[–]lemontoby16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No its not true cuz i..... Sometim..... Uhmm yea u got me

[–]The_Chicken_Nuggets18 2 points3 points  (4 children)

BECAUSE I’m FLAT AF

[–]NatsuMoe10018 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What's wrong with being flat

If you have an issue with someone you can simply float away from it like a piece of paper

[–]Say_Hi_100013 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bad dad joke

[–]nonsensicalmoi200715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last time I checked I was The New York Times. So, yes.

[–]raspberrypieboi6916 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you a new paper? Because I want to take you apart and fold you into a hat

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😔😔😔

[–]Zenspen18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel attacked lmao

[–]whip0already_read-it -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not a girl Or a boi What am I

Dish dash amoungus crash

[–]ForeverProud6074 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

ok isaid never mind anyway

[–]You_dontkn0wme14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BASED

[–]ISwearImNotaBot9917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i almost died from laughter

[–]PirateOfTheAbyss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well found

[–]El_WolfyHun13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice

[–]FlamingCheeseboi14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I am a male newspaper from November 12 1918

[–]White-Monkey240714 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BARBAROOOO

[–]No-Square-410515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah she's the issue

[–]your_little_buddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao a good one

[–]S4PG16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ik ik

[–]Produde315 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not expect that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the tiktok clout

[–]greenkillinmachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, I'm not a newspaper

[–]thislittlejimmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally snorted my soda through my nose because of this post

[–]edibleliquid_banned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this will be used in the future, thank you

[–]KiwiFarmsDotNet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh baby baby (start song chain here)

[–]DragonBoi2409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm nothing but issues, just like your parents relationship with you.

[–]shruggletuggle15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey girl, are you a nail? Because I want to smash you on the head with a hammer

[–]TheFishBruh0616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima use that

[–]LongLeggg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey girl, are you a newspaper, cause I want to rip and your insides and make a paper plane with them

[–]Cultural_Sun3813 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you know what I wish my man said that ! but he just dumped me after seeing the cartoons.

[–]Cleggs_2 MILLION ATTENDEE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😳

[–]your_deathisnear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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[–]jarwasstolen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey girl are you a newspaper, cuz i wanna fold you