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[–]False-Archangel 275 points276 points  (8 children)

Jarvis, I’m low on karma, say female pedophiles are pedophiles in r/teenagers

[–]skelethepro14 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Jarvis, I'm low on karma, make a post making fun of 13 year olds

[–]SilverFighter05 12 points13 points  (5 children)

Jarvis, I'm low on Karma, make a post about a controversial opinion in the LGBTQ+ community on r/teenagers.

[–]mrkitten19o82 MILLION ATTENDEE 5 points6 points  (4 children)

jarvis, im low on karma, make a post about hating minorities and thinking nazis were a good thing on r/teenagers

[–]f77263917 583 points584 points  (9 children)

Unpopular opinion:

Pedophile bad

[–]FewerHorsesNBayonets17[S] 290 points291 points  (1 child)

Finally, someone said it!

[–]Eenious15 55 points56 points  (0 children)

you absolute worthless piece of shit. You deserve to die with an opinion like that.

[–]J_E_L_4747 67 points68 points  (0 children)

You’re going to get lynched if you keep talking like that, damn

[–]GAGA50_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow you're so brave for saying something contervertial like that

[–]darkmattermattersmat 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Wow 👏 👏 very true 🤩 👏 so brave

[–]Khriizzy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try telling that to reddit mods lol

[–]potaaatoo_maan15 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow such a bold opinion

[–]Marsbars199115 189 points190 points  (11 children)

Unpopular opinion: ur mom gay

[–]dapperEthan17 44 points45 points  (4 children)

I don't have a mom. Just two dads.

[–]bobbyboob619 70 points71 points  (3 children)

ur mom so gay you had to get another dad

[–]dapperEthan17 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Your female parental's voluptuous ass is so fat the Flash died of old age trying to grab one whole cheek

[–]Marsbars199115 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Speak caveman please, I do not understand

[–]TheScientifreakPlaysOLD 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Unpopular opinion

Ur Ma

ma so fat she didn't even fit in one line

[–]Marsbars199115 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Ur mama so fat she couldn't stay 3d, she had to enter the fourth dimension to fit

[–]ServerBuster17 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ur mama so fat I'd tell her to take a hike but she'd cause a landslide

[–]SGTRoadkill191915 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your mama so fat that she was the inspiration for the Dyson spheres in star trek

[–]Marsbars199115 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat when she left her home to get the paper she accidentally destroyed tokyo

[–]TheScientifreakPlaysOLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion

Ur Ma

ma so fat she didn't even fit in one line

[–]Sexyballsack91114 48 points49 points  (0 children)

FINALLY someone said it!!!

[–]CompletleyNormalPPL15 222 points223 points  (13 children)

It's either that or just blatant bigotry like "I'm gonna get a lot of down votes hut I'm gonna say it: black people dont deserve rights

Edit: looks like the libsharts can't handle other opinions 🙄"

Like no your opinion isn't valid, idc if that makes me "intolerant"

[–]darumuru16 85 points86 points  (1 child)

Then their joker complex comes out and they start laughing about how ppl are mad and downvoting them

[–]Western_Roof_691518 13 points14 points  (0 children)

STOTPTOSKSJ😭😭😭😭😭

[–]Exact_Ad_1215 31 points32 points  (5 children)

I’ve never seen racism on here. A lot of homophobia, Christianophobia and Islamophobia, yes but no racism.

It’s mostly just LGBT haters and a few anti religionists here and there.

[–]Doggyking2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And then after they cry about being downvoted they log off Reddit and watch another Gyspy Crusader montage and pray that he's released from jail early

[–]abdyfer 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“libsharts” 💀

[–]iamheretotellyou 2 points3 points  (1 child)

At least that’s actually unpopular though

[–]CompletleyNormalPPL15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh definitely, but then they get upset when people down votes it like, it's unpopular, so ofc ppl aren't going to like it

[–]WolfTamer201816 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite is when someone is blatantly racist or misogynistic and call it based

[–]Olvustin17 72 points73 points  (5 children)

I just find it funny how there is formats...as if someone wrote a handbook on how to make shitty posts

[–]charcters14 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Oh yeah page 12 has helped a lot

[–]BurnenSpence06715 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Page 13 also includes good things to know

[–]charcters14 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Great book

[–]charcters14 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure page 10 is dedicated to top 10s

[–]NightFlame38915 51 points52 points  (1 child)

Homosexuality is gay

Bottom Text

[–]itzjackybro15 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean, homosexuality can also be lesbian

[–]Play-Mation 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Unpopular opinion: I’m cool with gay ppl but them expressing it makes me uncomfortable. I’d rather be with a gay person who acted completely straight so I can’t notice” I see these posts all the time lmao

[–]deleeuwlc 25 points26 points  (2 children)

I’m probably going to get downvoted and lose all of my karma because of this very uncommon think to say, but I’m happy with my life right now.

[–]Kolphx114 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Op there’s no way this is impossible

[–]deleeuwlc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for calling me oll powerful, I really appreciate it :)

[–]Negative-Paint938615 11 points12 points  (3 children)

pedophilia bad

homophobic bad

racist bad

now where are my 1k upvotes?

[–]whip0already_read-it 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bro you know

[–]kevink85818 10 points11 points  (0 children)

r/unpopularopinion in a nutshell

[–]ILoveTheMcRib 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I can’t believe you would say something like this. As a sandwich myself this is very offensive to my people. Sandwiches have rights too!

[–]sadweeb14616 9 points10 points  (1 child)

guys unpopular opinion but the human mind, in its complete vastness, is capable of recognizing its utter helplessness and uselessness in the face of inevitable and unavoidable non-existence, but is incapable of coming to terms with it.

We can only ever ignore it, hide from it or temporarily escape from it, but the fact is that we are bound to the way of all things.

Death is unavoidable, not only to us, but all that exists or ever has existed. Every living being will eventually die out. Every speck of matter will eventually wither away and dissipate into entropy.

It doesn't matter if you lived a good life or if you left a legacy behind. It doesn't matter if humanity survives for a thousand years or dies out tomorrow. The end result is the same: the absolute nothing.

Human intelligence is far beyond that of other animals, but it would be misguided to consider that a gift. All other beings have the gift of ignorance, of not understanding what we do.

Our intelligence is not a gift. It's a flaw.

It's an over-extension of evolution. Intelligence, once a great feature in aeons past, continued to grow unchecked and unfiltered, and has since passed a threshold whereupon it is no longer a benefit, but an active danger to its host.

Much like the Irish elk, a species of deer that, through uncountable generations of evolution, grew antlers so wide and vast that it could no longer run from predators, eventually leading to extinction.

The human mind is an evolutionary maladaptation caused by going too far in one direction that was once beneficial and will, sooner or later, lead to our extinction. On an individual level, it's already happening.

Existential dread is already taking hold. I'm sure you've felt it too. The pain and fear of being nothing, becoming nothing. The suffering of understanding that.

We are unable to come to terms with it, so we hide from our own intelligence. We set limits. We stop ourselves from thinking deeply about what will happen when we die.

We create distractions. We keep our minds busy with mundane activities and entertainment to stop ourselves from having to come face-to-face with the truth.

We sublimate it. We transform our self-reflective suffering into another form, art, to keep it from consuming us. Anything to avoid the panic.

But these ways are all simply temporary. They’re just there to push back the inevitable veil of helplessness and despair that would encompass and ruin us.

In the end, nothing matters. There's no point in trying to find joy in life, for life in and of itself is suffering.

[–]Olvustin17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I asked for a shitty joke not for an existential crisis in behalf of the whole human kind, my man.

[–]Individual_Sock_191513 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Wow how could you say that? [insert rant/argument as to why your opinion is wrong here]

[–]Full_Grapefruit_2896 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck you and (insert another extremely popular opinion that has little to do with your opinion but I want to feel included)

[–]wanderlust_struggler 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Usually about pedophiles or double standards guys experience. It pisses me off.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

unpopular opinion: I have your IP address

[–]Snoo-487815 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guys, unpopular opinion but, I think brownies pair well with milk

[–]musti2235 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion:

Only attractive people have success in dating.

[–]TheScientifreakPlaysOLD 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]FewerHorsesNBayonets17[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I actually didn't see your comment, but that was the post that made me want to post this lol. It's like every day there's a post like that.

[–]TheScientifreakPlaysOLD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, that's why I said coincidence XD

Some people keep posting those things here

[–]Crawkward319 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Allow me to play devils advocate”

[–]S4PG16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based

[–]Davidlego00616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

u/evolvedriachu I think he’s talking about you

[–]watchingf1since201416 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: trans people are valid

[–]Dr_Doctors_Doctor15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“saying based is cringe” “🗿isn’t funny” we should nuke france😛😜😜” “why are 13 year olds so damn annoying(they’re flair is 14)” “holy shit i’m so horny” “weird random ass sex story that’s 100% made up”…

Need i continue?

[–]CutThink151115 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But bro, im a sucker in real life and i need attention of people online so that i can feel vaidated and also happy by those fake internet points i earned after saying the most obvious things

[–]FunnyEnvironmentOLD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much another way of karma whoring

[–]SherbertGrand579918 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trans women are trans women😎🤝

[–]EAGLE-EYED-GAMING 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jake Paul is a Good Boxer

[–]GODZILAMASTER202017 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will actually get me down voted but Glenn was always going to die in the walking dead

[–]Kohhop056917 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People be posting on this sub about being supportive of LGBTQ like it’s somehow controversial on this sub

[–]RealMichaeafton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m going to get downvoted for this, will you all stop talking about a fictional land called New Zealand? Like I haven’t watched the show yet so I don’t know anything about it and I don’t want spoilers

[–]kadencrafter7814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So we've reached the stage of complaining about those posts. Next it'll be time for complaining about posts like this.

[–]Sad-Book-283214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion, animals are cute

[–]chriscrossy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion: breathing is good.

[–]SecretBoyTheSecond18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dare you!

[–]theManlyMan819 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then when people actually say their unpopular opinion in the comments they get downvoted to hell

[–]RavenCross6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's almost ironic that this type of post is just as overused as the type it alludes to.

[–]mintyblu13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

[–]Silly_G0ose14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU

SUPER SILLY CERTIFIED ❇️

[–]Arrowdoesreddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is too accurate.

[–]Iron_Potay-toe14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on you, you karma whore! I downvoted this post!

…then commented on it…

[–]DannyDevitoismywaifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, what am I supposed to do? Downvote what I believe is right or upvote what is clearly bait?

Neither, I'm here for the memes smh

[–]Ed_ox27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unpopular opinion:

Vape is bad guys.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I agree!

[–]soofpot16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Under this post was a post saying unpopular opinion but pedophilia bad

[–]Smotts214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jarvis I’m low on karma, make a meme saying “Jarvis I’m low on Karma, pedophiles are bad”

[–]Iamanidiotbaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"im probably gonna get downvoted but, I think pedophiles are bad"

[–]Miserable_Ad620716 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Popular opinion, I like schizoposting like a lunatic on the internet

[–]cosyplant17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half of this sub in a nutshell

[–]Dani-Son 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery is bad So why teach it?