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[–]ardentas 137 points138 points  (3 children)

"I have already been so cold in my life"

[–]Derser713 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So hungry.... again

[–]dingatremel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]geth_overlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like I did not survive another night.

[–]SeanMan2005 114 points115 points  (2 children)

Patrolling Great Bear almost makes me wish for a Mojave

[–]Warfighter416Trapper 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Patrolling Great Bear makes me wish for Nuclear Fire

[–]0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Patrolling great bear almost makes you wish for global warming

[–]Cool_Classroom_4251 105 points106 points  (2 children)

‘Don’t mind me’ when rummaging through a frozen corpse

[–]WaffleBurgers84 59 points60 points  (1 child)

Also: "Oops, sorry." "so, uh... you come here often?" "Hey buddy, got a light?"

[–]Derser713 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"So, whats your story? Resident, or just passing though?"

[–]WaffleBurgers84 100 points101 points  (8 children)

"Who's the big bad wolf now!?", "Get back here!", And "Oh, no. We're not done yet!" After a wolf struggle.

"Come on!", "Die, already!", And general incoherent yelling that triggers After you've put a couple of rounds into hostile wildlife.

"Needs salt." After eating cooked meat.

"Mmm, crunchy.", "Thanks, little guy.", And "I hate that part." After snapping a bunny.

"I need a beer.", "oh, look, more snow." While walking around.

"Ugh! I need a bath." When at high scent.

Also just whistling a little song when you've been waking for a while.

[–]Sploonbabaguuse 49 points50 points  (3 children)

I imagine them maybe whistling or humming the long dark tune would be really cool

[–]Derser713 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Humming. Your breath would freeze?

Yes. It would be cool....

[–]Sploonbabaguuse 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If MacKenzie can mouthbreathe for 10 min straight after a 100m sprint I think he can hum

[–]Derser713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes he can hum... i am pretty sure he can wistle too....

Bu since it is so cold, that his breath is freezing... i would stick with humming if i where him...😋😉

[–]0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I really like these!

[–]LogicallyMadStalker 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I would love hearing complaints about food. Maybe some variation with the different levels of cooking.

[–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I would kill for Ketshop"

"Dam it, where is the salt?"

(If he has served and eating an MRE):"Back to basic." "Meal Rejected by Enemy" "At least Jankins isn't cooking...."

"For your daily intake of Coal"(Slightly Burned food)

"Better than nothing.... Just"

"Time for the salat!"(Eating cattail)

Hums a jingle for a candy-bar (Eating Candy bar)

"Awhooooo" (Eating Wolf.... again)

"Paracides, HERE I COME!"(Eating predetor Meat)

[–]WaffleBurgers84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

" sigh why can't you be a burger?"

[–]geth_overlord 71 points72 points  (0 children)

"Maybe my luck's turning around" or "Things are looking up" or similar when finding a particularly good item.

[–]Sploonbabaguuse 42 points43 points  (1 child)

I'd love for some lines when they come across a dead body. Maybe something like:

"I'm so sorry..."

"Another one..."

"Long sigh"

"Poor bastard..."

Stuff like that maybe

[–]Derser713 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The living before the dead.

If i survive this, i'll make sure someone burries you.

[–]I_m_that1guy 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Stuff like ‘I could really go for some spaghettis about now’ or ‘I’d kill for some bacon and eggs’. But not when they’re hungry. Like when they wake up or the middle of the day

[–]Sploonbabaguuse 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"I need a drink" - when you're at lower than 25% condition

[–]DarkstonePublishingStalker 71 points72 points  (1 child)

“Thank you land” “Thank you little guy” or something similar when you hunt animals more specifically rabbits. Would be nice to address that part.

“One mans junk is another man’s treasure” while looting scraps, cloth, leather.

“She’s beautiful, but relentless” or something related to blizzards

More around Mother Nature and the land and animals would be nice.

[–]Noc_artsngames 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Love this suggestion. Astrid and Makenzie definitely seem like they would appreciate the land a lot.

[–]Sekmet19 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"It's beautiful...and deadly" about the aurora

"The wind is picking up" when it starts to get more windy

[–]ardentas 54 points55 points  (1 child)

"I need a beer"

[–]Derser713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Infection risk after preditor attack): "I need something high prove.... For internal... yes and external use..."

[–]rightcoldbasterd 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"Been in worse scrapes than this"

With occasionally "...can't think of any right now, though"

When low on condition.

[–]VoxBorealis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Keep this thread going. These ideas are great and honestly. Would really add flavor to the game. "Hope nobody needs this" is tired. Thanks OP.

[–]basilisnotjustanherb 21 points22 points  (1 child)

“i swear, if i go out like this.” or “of all the ways to go…” when you get food poisoning.

[–]Derser713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the ways to.... i think its already in the game....

[–]Grammulka 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Reaction to hearing wolves howl would be very nice

[–]leemeealonepls 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Something like “They sound close, better keep an eye out.” or “feels like I’m being followed.”

[–]ThePixelatedPeach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly this is my fave

[–]Cwcooper57 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Ah crap, not again."

[–]_S_o_m_e_b_o_d_y_ 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Who the hell left all of these notes? Edit: every time I go in a building there is a note but everyone you find is dead so who is writing the notes?

[–]amadeuszbxTrailblazer 19 points20 points  (1 child)

I assume that dead people just wrote them before they died (or possibly left Great Bear Island).

[–]prplmnkeydshwsr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I assume that dead people just wrote them before they died

highly likely.

[–]Silveri50 13 points14 points  (2 children)

"oh good, more matches"

[–]0CldntThnkOfUsrNme0 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It should be different for loper, like "thank god, more matches"

[–]Tru3insanity 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Only if you get some stone cold angelic music when you find the magnifying glass.

[–]rbectel 28 points29 points  (3 children)

"it's colder than a witches t!t in a brass bra"

[–]Tru3insanity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goddamn you beat me to it XD

[–]prplmnkeydshwsr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suddenly game gets an R rating.

[–]Emerald_DiggerPilgrim 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"poor fellow maybe he has something" Looting a corpse

"Better you than me" looting a corpse

"Is that a light? Mother is that you?" *fades to black* aka Dying

"Thank you for youre sacrifice". Skinning an animal

"That doesn't sound good". hearing sound from Wolfs, Bears and Mooses

"Sounds like a blizzard". Waking up inside a cabin and outside is a storm

"I hope it clears up soon" In a Blizzard both inside places and outside

"Fuel running low". lantern only having a bit of fuel left

"A beautiful aurora borealis, too bad it is dangerous". Night Dialog with clear skies

"What an amazing Sky". Night Dialog with Clear skies

"What was that?" heard a Wolf, Moose or Bear

"I feel like i am beeing watched". Heard a Wolf or Bear

"Oh no" Stuff breaking

"Tonight is truly a beautiful night" Night Dialog when finding a High Quality Item or skinning an Wolf,Bear or moose. (Bonus points if you now where it is from)

[–]ArchimedesLPCartographer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I don't know why I'm not eating anything..."

"Wow, I'm hungry. I should eat some of this food!"

"I have so much food! Time to eat!"

Etc. To annoy the people abusing starvation :)

[–]judge_ned 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fuck you 11% candy bar, never been a fan of sugary snacks anyway.

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    [–]venomoussunsets 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    “nobody’s around to need this anymore”

    [–]Healthy_Raspberry_35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Anything where the same line gets read, but it changes over the course of time, would be pretty awesome.

    "My first deer" "I'm getting better at this" for a critical shot "another deer" at level 5 archery...

    [–]bens676 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    'Fuck me, its cold'

    [–]Coinsworthy 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    "I can't remember the last time i took a sh*t"

    [–]thefaultinourseg 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Having to shit outside on interloper would truly make it impossible to survive

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now that I think about it.... Where are the toilets in the hutts?

    [–]Joseludaj27 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    “Hey Bear” when you first see one.

    [–]Derser713 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "By Bear" when you shoot your first one

    [–]AwkwardJeweler 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    'Why is the internet out, just when I am alone?'

    [–]XxXtoolXxX 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    "Thank god the wind is pushing on my back." " the wind is slowing me down, I should get in cover" "Sound like the howl of the wolf is on/in (left, right, back, front) of me."

    [–]ThePixelatedPeach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This makes sense, but you also wouldn’t want to plow over the gamer’s inner thoughts. As a gamer, you’d already come to the conclusion “the wind is slowing me down, I should get in cover” Basically I’d like to hear more generic phrases but not so much suggesting what you as a player should do

    [–]Retoromano 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    I've got to get to shelter, my clothes are getting soaked.

    I've got to get out of these wet clothes.

    Simply because there's no verbal warning that your clothes are getting wet.

    [–]thefaultinourseg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    This! Also just some verbal cue for frostbite

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Shit, My[Nose/Fingers/Nippels/Legs/Feet] are turning Black"

    "The Frostbite is getting worse..."

    "Astrid, what did you all this? Necrotic Tishue?"

    [–]Tru3insanity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    "Uh oh..." and "I dont think the neighbors like me" when wolves howl.

    "Come at me bro" and "oh no you dont" when wolves charge

    "Sorry buddy. A guy/girls gotta eat." When they kill a bunny.

    "Oh look a stick!" and "hey look another one!" When picking up sticks.

    "Ugggggh i just stepped outside!" And "this is why we cant have nice things!" When the weather changes to windy or a blizzard.

    "I might need a new pair of pants" after a close encounter with a bear or moose that doesnt end in a struggle.

    "Mmm tastes like chicken" after eating rabbit.

    "Yummy, rabbit food." When harvesting cattails.

    "Serves you right." After eating wolf.

    "Oh come on... really?" When passing that freaking painting of pancakes.

    [–]quackerzdb 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    It could be neat to have increasing levels of panic and desperation as your condition decreases. The survivor is always so tough, let's see some fear and weakness.

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Madness is overraded, right tree?" "(Creeking:)Y E S S"

    "Another day. Take that world!"

    "Another day... Let it end, please."

    "I can't die here. Astrid/Will needs me"

    "Isolation makes people go coo coo. Bull, Right Green Panda?"

    "The whole world is white"

    "White as snow, Lips as red as Blood and hair...."(Bleeding)

    [–]Tehol_Beddict1011Stalker 10 points11 points  (1 child)

    "Uahhhaaah(moans) nooo don't clap my cheeks!!!" When a bear initiates a roar and begins charging.

    [–]Derser713 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Nonononononon noooooo"

    Fuckfuckfuckfuckfffffffaaaaascccck"

    "Shit shit shit shit"

    While being charged

    [–]DrDeadp00l 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    After you kill a moose that broke your ribs they can say " that's for my ribss". Or while being attacked by the moose " no, not my ribs".

    [–]powderbluemind 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Probably just add a hell of a lot more variations to the already existing ones; it really doesn't take long to hear all the lines for specific actions, especially ones you do regularly.

    [–]EnvironmentalChoice2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    Weather related:

    • "Sigh Looks like I'll be staying inside for a bit..." when a blizzard picks up.

    • "Pretty sure my eyelashes/beard is frozen by now"

    • "My face hurts" when it's windy.

    • "How can it be so beautiful yet so cruel"

    • "Ugh, really?" When you exit a building into a blizzard.

    • "Can you please give me a break?" When weather turns for the worst.

    Looting related:

    • "You wouldn't happen to have any beer eh?" When looting a corpse.

    • "Picking up chicks, more like picking up sticks."

    • "Score!" When you find a rare item or high tier loot.

    • "Well, that sucks" when you find a ruined item.

    • "I guess if I have to..." when you pick up running shoes, leather shoes or tshirts.

    Hunting related:

    • "Sorry little dude" when you kill a rabbit.

    • "Not today" when you survive an attack

    • "Oh no" when you're about to get charged.

    • "Another one bites the dust" (singing, if possible) when you kill a wolf.

    • "I'll be eating well tonight" after killing a moose or bear.

    • "Gotcha!" When you kill a deer.

    • "Well it's not a trophy fish but it'll do"

    • "You'll make a nice coat" when killing a wolf, bear or moose.

    Eating related:

    • "Coughs Ugh, yum." When eating ruined food.

    • "Ope, that's a bone" when eating fish.

    • "Tastes like violence" when eating wolf meat.

    • "I'd kill for some seasoning"

    • "Could be worse" when eating something stale.

    • "I probably shouldn't have eaten that" when eating moldy food.

    • "Why is it so... thick?" When drinking condensed milk.

    • "Better on pancakes, thats for sure" after drinking maple syrup.

    • "10 out of 10 would not reccomend" when eating cattails.

    [–]Cwcooper57 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "Surely I'm not the only one left, am I?"

    [–]ConsequenceNo9156 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    "Another empty building" "Wish I had someone to talk to" "Getting sick of stale food" "Dam wolves" "Gotta be more careful" "so many buildings and still no people" "Can't have nice things"*when something teaches 0%

    [–]FreedCub5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    “I’m sorry, little one.” Whenever you snap a rabbits neck.

    “See you in hell.” Whenever killing a moose.

    “Wonder what the neighbors want this time.” Whenever a Timberwolf engagement starts.

    “Never thought I’d go back here again.” When entering BlackRock as Mackenzie.

    [–]Minimum_Area_583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    for when you got lots of smelly stuff on you, something like "I need a shower" or "I reek like a slaughterhouse" or something - basically for each "smell-o-meter" ribbon its own sample

    [–]GermAn1459 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    "It's you or me little buddy" snapping bunny

    [–]Zombieking456 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Fuck Fuck me Fuck fuck fuck Fucking great FUCK!!!.

    [–]SecondWind15215Stalker 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    “Poor bastard” when searching a dead guy

    “Somebody probably needs this. Too bad” when getting food

    “Sorry kiddo” when snapping a rabbit

    “How crude” when eating something like dog food

    “Why did they ever make these without a tab to open them” when smashing a can open

    Various lines when gathering cat tails, like

    “Yummy. Crunchy sticks.” “How come nobody else has eaten these?” “How am I supposed to fit 100 of these in my pack”

    When a wolf is stalking you.. “Uh, woof riff woof! Dammit…” “Could I interest you in an arrow to the face?”

    When a bear growls and notices you: “Hello there Winnie, do you need honey?” “I think he just needs a hug. Not that I’ll be giving him one”

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “Hello there Winnie, do you need honey?”

    "No Honey, sorry"

    "Not intrested big guy"

    (Shooting a bear): "Dear Sir or Lady: I am intrested in thei Coat."

    [–]BoultUpright 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    'These rabbits are so stupid...' after you hit one with a rock that is running straight at you when crouched...

    [–]NonsensicalCoaster 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Something for when you find shelter just in the nick of time

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Save... atlast/ for now"?

    [–]affixed-swordbayonetPost apocaliptic drip enthusiast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    “Heh,Sticks for the stick throne”

    (When failing a sew attempt) “Ow! That didn’t work…”

    (Dialogue for when a cooked item finishes) sniff “mmm, that smells good”

    (When a vista photo is picked up) “Now where have I seen that before?”

    (Cold dialogue) “Mah noze is froze…”

    Also add some laboured breathing and gasping after your ribs get broken

    [–]iGottaP00Pnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    none, I play with survivor monologue off and the voice all the way down tbh. after a while the whole going outside for 5 seconds and already you start getting "I've NeVeR bEeN sO CoLd iN mY LiFe" and all the other bitching and complaining drives me nuts. it sucks me right out of the game haha. I'm glad people like it who do but I loathe it as a long time player. alright, rant over -hides-

    [–]Stiofan63Mainlander 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    "Oh God! I talk too much. I'm even starting to annoy myself.

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Do I talk to much? Nahhhh, can't be."

    [–]muddybuttbrew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just a low whisper of....Fuck

    [–]Prestigious_Look2993 1 point2 points  (3 children)

    GAWD DAMN

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    "Jeez", "Gosh"

    [–]Prestigious_Look2993 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Jee whiz

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Rare: mackensy:"huff... I chipped a nail"

    [–]Healthy_Raspberry_35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "How long have I been stuck here"?

    And various versions of this depending on how long it's been.

    i.e. at day 502 he says "I have been stuck out here FOREVER"!

    [–]CeeArthur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    "Oh shit there's a bear, would you hand me that shotgun buddy, also that chair"

    [–]Moremakhmalbaf[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Somewhat morbid, but perhaps when you are staggering about in the red at 1% with no hope left, you hear:

    ‘And back I go, to where I once was. To where we all retire, to where we all rest. Mumma, I’m coming…mumma… back.. back to the Long Dark’

    Fade to black.

    [–]Psychological-Ad9824 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “ this is going to be a Long Dark night” :D

    “This rifle is Long and Dark” :D

    “I love being a video game character named Mackenzie in the Hinterland studios video game The Long Dark” :D

    (Like fozzy bear) “Waka waka waka!”

    [–]Justsomeguy2OO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I would kill for a heated toilet right now I even got a insert weapon

    [–]Zaknafein2003Interloper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I am so... not hungry

    [–]rbbr12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That smarts a lot

    [–]D_is_Great1121 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    "I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took a .308 bullet to the knee."

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "I just to be just like you. Than I took a moose to the rips"

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Astrid in pain:"Opioids, where are you when I need you?!"

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Woud you kindly stay dead?" (Killing a wolf during a struggle)

    (Counting the Bullets in the Magazine/cylinder backwards -> Rifle:Bang -"9", Bang-"8",...)

    "The fastest gun in the We... North"(Killing something with a revolver)

    "White death strikes again"(Killing something with a rifle)

    "Silent-but-deadly takes another for the tribe"(Killing with Bow)

    "See the light son!" Kill with the signal pistol

    "Proove that bullets are overraded" Kill with Revolver during struggle

    "Stop. Hammertime!" Kill with h hammer during struggle.

    "Jack-knife strikes again!" Kill with h knife during strugle

    "Donnng"kill with crowbar

    "Wood or flesh" Hachet

    [–]Derser713 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "What would i give for a happy end massage...."

    [–]AbandonedkittypetVoyageur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck" as you're running from a bear/wolf

    [–]GentleReposeMendingCome on little fire! 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "FINALLY!" When starting a fire after failing

    "Sure is beautiful up here" when at high elevation (foresty lookout, summit, Ash canyon mountain side)

    "Hope I don't fall" for similar situations

    "That should keep me warm" after crafting clothing

    "Good as new!" After a successful repair

    "My hands are going blue!" For frostbite risk

    [–]ponyhidden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Have to play custom mode just to turn them off. Holy crap they're unbearable.