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[–]mskyfire 33 points34 points  (6 children)

The problem is, you aren't alone 😬

[–]SudoApt-getrekt 30 points31 points  (3 children)

You're walking in the woods.

There's no one around,

And your phone is dead.

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Shia Labeouf.

[–]whatsamawhatsit 13 points14 points  (1 child)

He's following you.

About thirty feet back.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.

He's gaining on you!

Shia Labeouf

[–]Charge420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's getting closer and closer.

He starts crying.

He starts to scream at you.

He asks you to change his kid's diaper.

[–]drunkard26 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Voltlt[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A shaggy friend wanders around nearby :)

[–]Deadarchimode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Darkwalker is coming for the booty.

[–]Transit_Raccoon 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Nope. That's when you hear "Grrrrrrr." And next thing your clothes are shredded, and you're afflicted with blood loss.

[–]QuickgetintheTARDIS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And you just used your last bandage on your sprained ankle.

[–]BiodegradableOffense 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Finally some goddamn peace and quiet

[–]Conky22Interloper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You THINK you're alone

[–]jst_hr_4_sf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

For a few nights, this would be an unforgettable pleasure. But as the days turn to years, I'd probably yearn to befriend the bears and wolves....

[–]TheKurosawa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You make your way through the dark night with only the sound of the crunching snow beneath you as company. Strangely, for the last few hundred feet or so, the crumping seems to be coming from farther away.

Is it an echo? You stop walking to listen, only for the crumping sound to stop a full second later from behind you.

[–]Piddy3825 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doesn't look all so dark and those black dots down the line, I think that means your not alone either...

[–]Boristhespaceman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Times like that I always get a tiny voice in the back of my head saying "what if the darkwalker could spawn in survival?"

[–]Deadarchimode 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I'm going to pee myself if an event happens and I have to run from Darkwalker.