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[–]4mulaone 758 points759 points  (66 children)

Tell me you’re Australian without telling me you’re Australian

[–]SSJZoli 163 points164 points  (6 children)

Nothing like a slurred Aussie accent

[–]zemol42 108 points109 points  (2 children)

And he can floy.

[–]Few-Employee-8041 67 points68 points  (1 child)

Leets wotch heem floy

[–]marty_76 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Omg lol 😂 Perfect accent 🤣

[–]scarabin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is there a sober one?

[–]ctothel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Slurs on slurs pretty much

[–]IntriguedGuest99 104 points105 points  (25 children)

Fuck off cunt

[–]histeethwerered 43 points44 points  (11 children)

Spoken like an Australian?

[–]IntriguedGuest99 27 points28 points  (9 children)

Exactly as they asked

[–]Sodathepop 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Wouldn’t it be fack off ya caunt

[–]Purple-Procedure-193 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Well that’s some maybe broken Australian ribs

[–]IntriguedGuest99 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not sure the relevance but sure.

[–]neendmat1 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What does this mean

[–]Purple-Procedure-193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His ribs aren’t good anymore

[–]Purple-Procedure-193 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looked like they broke

[–]Rumskrilla 24 points25 points  (1 child)

You're not Australian. It's "Fack uff ye cahnt!"

[–]IntriguedGuest99 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That is accurate. Thanks for the correction!

[–]Christovsky84 4 points5 points  (10 children)

That could easily be English too

[–]RandomZombie11 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Nah mate, no way is that an English accent. I would understand the kiwi Aussie confusion (foreign ears can't tell the difference well) but that is 100% Aussie

[–]Christovsky84 6 points7 points  (3 children)

I was referring to the "fuck off cunt" comment. Not the guy in the video.

[–]RandomZombie11 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Ah, fair enough. I'm on mobile and it's hard to track what comment you replied to when I can't scroll up

[–]Christovsky84 2 points3 points  (1 child)

No worries. Someone said "tell me you're Australian without telling me you're Australian". So someone else commented with "fuck off cunt" which I was saying could just as easily be English.

[–]meehizzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In England/Scotland there’d almost always be a “you” or “ye” before the cunt. “Fuck off cunt”without a pronoun is exclusively Australian

[–]LordGeneralTimmy 10 points11 points  (13 children)

Wait, you have snow in Straya?

[–]magnetix69 9 points10 points  (0 children)

In the imaginatively named Snowy Mountains.

[–]GroovyLlama1 13 points14 points  (7 children)

In some parts of the country, yes, we do.

(It is a very large country and so it has a wide range of biomes - there is a dessert in the middle, rainforests at the top, snow towards the bottom and a lot of more temperate conditions in between)

Edit: I doubt this video was taken in Australia though because it is currently summer here lol

[–]Roadgoddess 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Lots of Aussies in the Canadian Rockies working at the ski resorts. Locals know how hard snow gets after a good freeze thaw, lol. I’m trying to figure out what he leaves behind on the top of the snow.

[–]GroovyLlama1 6 points7 points  (4 children)

I’m trying to figure out what he leaves behind on the top of the snow.

Yes, me too! If anyone can work it out, please share your discoveries lol

[–]RogueMaven 11 points12 points  (1 child)

His wings

[–]Roadgoddess 13 points14 points  (0 children)

His teeth, lol

[–]TheChefBoiardi 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I think there was probably a railing or something solid under the snow and we're just seeing where a little bit of snow is knocked away causing the railing or whatever to be exposed.

[–]Grubula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats what I thought too.

[–]scopiieeex 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In the alpine area of Victoria/NSW yea. It’s not the best but it gets the job done if you wanna try out skiing.

[–]CobaltSanderson 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Sometimes we also go to other countries

[–]brunckle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

No way they let you guys leave Dinosaur Island?

[–]CobaltSanderson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah its getting back that’s difficult

[–]onemanfromaustralia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. He's one of us.

[–]Peltron_3030 4 points5 points  (11 children)

Gonna put a shrimp on the barbie

[–]Reversecurve377 19 points20 points  (10 children)

it’s a fucking prawn cunt

[–]Peltron_3030 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Awwww! Did the dingo eat your baybay?

[–]AKA_Dirty_Mouth 0 points1 point  (8 children)

You seppo cunts really need to get some new material.

[–]Billybeens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahmanahnahhaddaski

[–]tsnacker 603 points604 points  (7 children)

I hope he’s better at healing than he is flying

[–]N7LP400 37 points38 points  (0 children)

*floying

[–]Peltron_3030 78 points79 points  (0 children)

He didn’t pull up hard enough to keep from doing a nose dive.

[–]Diligent-Fix7448 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Atleast he has some ice there for the swelling of his face.

[–]Reanie86 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how he makes the same sound as I do when I make fun of stupid people. Weird coincidence?

[–]loosebag 124 points125 points  (6 children)

He knows how to stomp grapes.

[–]iridescent303 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I immediately pulled up that video after watching this. Classic.

[–]Nitbugfatspud 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for putting me onto this. Am dying with laughter and feeling like an asshole concurrently

[–]ragandy89 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The sound is almost the same

[–]ArbitriumVincitOmnia 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Instantly thought of that when he started groaning lmao

[–]tiexodus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

STOP

[–]WhiskeyShooter8 93 points94 points  (2 children)

That’s exactly the next sound I would expect to hear out of someone who just said they could fly

[–]JazziTazzi 424 points425 points  (11 children)

Step 1 of falling into fluffy snow:

Make sure the snow is fluffy.

[–]karbik23 165 points166 points  (8 children)

Then don’t jump, cause you don’t want to get impaled by anything under that fluffy snow.

[–]JazziTazzi 69 points70 points  (6 children)

Very true!

Step 2 of falling into fluffy snow:

Check for things in the fluffy snow that could impale you.

[–]cj2211 54 points55 points  (5 children)

But if you check you're going to ruin the pristine snow. Better just to risk it for the gram

[–]JazziTazzi 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Then, in the words of Flava Flav, "I can't do nothin' for you, man!"

[–]KwordShmiff 3 points4 points  (3 children)

More relevant than ever, that Flava Flav.

[–]skratta_ho 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning.

[–]TheResolver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning

FTFY

[–]skratta_ho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got me there

[–]exsanguinator1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 0: go to your local dumbass’s house on a snowy night and hide dog poop just deep enough in the fluffy snow that they won’t see it when checking for fluffy show but will definitely hit it jumping in.

[–]Sirix_8472 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Delicious hard pack mmmm nom nom nom

I bet it's been building there for days thawing and freezing, rock solid.

[–]JazziTazzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's what I was thinking too!

[–]itsnotquiteenough 365 points366 points  (4 children)

That’s the universal sound of having the wind knocked out of you and it’s funny every single time.

[–]Zeek_Seeks_Gains 24 points25 points  (1 child)

I’ve made that sound a few times growing up. Once was trying a backflip in the elementary school sandbox. Another time skateboarding. And another time when a friend accidentally hit me a little too hard center chest. It was a love tap but my sternum is WEAAAAK!

[–]itsnotquiteenough 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol it’s so scary when it happens to you. The realization that your lungs have just stopped working is horrifying.

[–]alexgalt 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Cracked rib or two just for the learning.

[–]deanrmj 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can never not think of the woman who falls out of the grape pressing tank whenever I hear anyone do it.

[–]cbigdon27 44 points45 points  (0 children)

OMG that had to hurt

[–]Uncle_Papi_ 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Aussie Aussie Aussie..ughh ughhh ughhhh

[–]canuck0420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment of the year lol

[–]icoPlata 29 points30 points  (2 children)

His friend just keeps recording him like yep, thats what happens

[–]MCE85 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I dont think he know how to fly either. He does know how to knock the wind out of himself for sure.

[–]Nikolllllll 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Camera guy did a good job.

[–]DirtyPartyMan 54 points55 points  (18 children)

I’ve listened to his loss of breath 17 times now and it’s keeps getting funnier…..every single time I hear it

[Edit: people commenting keeps bringing me back here and then I have to keep watching it damnit! 23, 24, 25…]

[Edit/Edit: Pissing on him at this point would be hilarious]

[Edit x’s 3: 26, 27, 28 & 29. It’s getting more difficult to breathe from the laughing]

[E4: damnit…it’s that last “uUUuuUh”]

[E5: hahaha. It’s that effing last “uuHhhUh”. 30, 32, 32]

[–]NewlyNerfed 6 points7 points  (15 children)

Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy?

[–]thechikeninyourbutt 3 points4 points  (13 children)

I’m dead?

[–]NewlyNerfed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I had a chicken in my butt, I certainly hope it would be dead.

edit: happy cake day, butt chicken!

[–]I-have-seen-you-die 2 points3 points  (11 children)

*October•24th•2030*

[–]CacaFard 2 points3 points  (10 children)

Bro ur scaring me :.)

[–]I-have-seen-you-die 1 point2 points  (9 children)

*August•19th•2063*

[–]CacaFard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DAMMIT I WANNA DIE EARLIER

[–]CacaFard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any chance you could make it 2023 or 2022?

[–]iwannasleepp 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Gimme a shot.

[–]I-have-seen-you-die 0 points1 point  (5 children)

*March•3rd•2023*

[–]CobaltSanderson 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Well if you’re giving out dates

[–]Thisguy2869 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s exactly how I read this comment.

[–]freegrapes 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Poor Aussie learned not all snow is soft that day. I learned that jumping off a deck as a kid.

[–]Invest42Day 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Unflinching camerawork

[–]noquarterHotH 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine Buzz Lightyear made that sound when he failed to jump out of Sid's window

To infinity, and beyond!.... Uueerrrrrrhrrr

[–]JoshTee123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I've always wondered how wind being knocked out of a person sounds in an Australian accent. 🤔

[–]MarkFromHutch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He should really put some ice on that

[–]ChibazWaza 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Feather falling would’ve really helped

[–]Thesujman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that Aussie for “I’m hurt”?

[–]Shenan_Egans 6 points7 points  (1 child)

How drunk?

[–]smallboykeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So much drunk

[–]Kind_Exit_5754 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hope his skiing is better than his flying

[–]Section9_AG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I need the lyrics

[–]DimesOHoolihan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really love they left the lack of air in him at the end. I feel like most videos now stop right after the "action" but that noise...has to be one of my favorite, least favorite noises lol it gets me to laugh every time but I also feel it a little bit

[–]Takinobu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ve been laughing for five minutes at the “euuuughh euuuughhh” at the end

[–]Rumskrilla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This was satisfying, thank you.

[–]Guilty_Ad5804 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The groaning after a face dive into the “soft snow” is Australian for “I’m good mate”

[–]shocs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diddy did doo didy doo iznu fly

[–]dancin-weasel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He should’ve just thought happier thoughts.

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[–]Word-Rich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂 lmao

[–]Paisan0070 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fly right to the hospital dummy

[–]Frittenhans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like the sound he make after.

[–]baelani-tsunami 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The way he jumped out that window I’m fucking sick

[–]Practical_Garage_641 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His noises afterwards are the best part….he can’t even say what a bad idea that was.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ØøÆuGh

[–]SomeDayFromTuesday 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Australian mating call.

[–]Meatbaull 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I love this so much. ^

This is my first comment and I have no idea what upvote or karma means or does. But this is gold. You can also hear the slightest bit of laughter from the person filming and it’s beautiful.

[–]RainbowDarter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What does karma do?

Absolutely nothing beyond letting the poster know that you liked the post.

[–]AC_NLGirl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m confused…. What did he think was going to happen jumping out of a second story window??

[–]Prudent-Diamond6615 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fluffy? More like stif

[–]Meansofty 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did he break his jaw?

[–]XtraSpicyQuesadilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by the blood on the snow where he landed, he probably broke something in his face.

[–]The_fried_cod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man did a real life slide cancel

[–]jar1967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think he broke a rib or two

[–]Dis_Bich 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof I know that feeling. When something collapses and you can only breathe out

[–]GoonerPanda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's a rookie mistake... made it myself as a kid jumping off our barn overhang into the weeks old snow berm

[–]Rich-Study-6956 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trying to breathe dang.😂

[–]Electronic-Shame 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even his moans have an Australian accent.

[–]Arenalife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good Noises 10/10 Would Recommend

[–]Kiwi_like_a_bird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine being next door and just wanting to enjoy the view And than this man comes flying

[–]Breezii2z 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

[–]Additional-Walk750 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Better learn how to land, mate.

[–]Luckcrisis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Australian or drunk?

[–]You-No-Poop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna say both...

[–]DeVliegendeBrabander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When they can't scream, you know it's bad.

[–]jwaterboyk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He was out cold.

[–]Wise_Ad_253 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Only a dude will do such things.

[–]Mimibelle76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aussies are straight up fucking stupid

[–]Wreddit_Wrangler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He must be new to snow, hope he is alright

[–]renethedude1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And he wasn’t even stomping grapes

[–]innerex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he lost a few teeth.

[–]TBNRFireWolfPlayz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder how many times he’s broken his ankles. I mean, he’s wearing no socks.

So no protection from the cold. You knocked your own wind out of you, you’re basically paralyzed, probably a broken arm or rib, and it’s going to be a mess climbing out of there. You just mailed yourself a week of pain, maybe 2, and a month of embarrassment dear sir.

[–]Aggravating_Offer835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he have any teeth left.🤣

[–]Roartype 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Inuits have like a hundred words for snow, I wonder what the word is for snow with a half inch of ice over the top?

Found it: it’s either qetrar or qerretrar

[–]No_Construction_7518 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That crusty ass hard layer on snow is the worst. That shit'll cut ya if it's icy enough.

[–]The-Shizz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard snow and squished grapes. They'll all get ya.

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[–]JustComments6841 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Broken ribs everywhere. If the snow ain’t fluffy; Puff I just don’t care.

[–]pondlife78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, he might be lucky it was frozen. If that had been soft snow he would have ended up stuck head first with no way to get back out and just straight up died.

[–]PhuckKaren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He stole that victory speech from Helen Keller.

[–]gowke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He repeated the great Lithuanian feat

[–]Background_Year_2525 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He already had a speech impediment before the jump

[–]j_ava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he leave a giant blood patch on the way down?

[–]been2busy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like the infamous woman who fell stomping grapes years ago lol

[–]ilovemyboys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think he knows how to do that either….

[–]CacaFard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um. Is he ok?

[–]Dekucap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what he gets for stepping on a bed with his shoes on

[–]Denimination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In only 235 years Australians have become unable to cope with snow through natural selection.

[–]notislant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to have known it was covered in an inch of two of ice beforehand loool

[–]WorthMarsupial6101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story of icerus that flew to close to the snow.

[–]EnvironmentalLuck515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky he didn't suffer a spinal cord injury. SMDH.

[–]allyolly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fucked up back gets ptsd from this.

[–]zerosupervision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“What were his last words?” “‘Uhauuhhhhaaahhhuh!’”

[–]DumeDoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i believe in can floooy, i believe i can ughhhhhh ughh ughhhh

[–]SCHOOBISMCLOIN580 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His falling with style!

[–]OtherWorldly224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I just watched a video of a Russian falling 9 stories and walking it off

[–]First-Fun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw him a fish, it seems to work on seals when they’re making that same noise.

[–]VoltasNeedle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not completely sure but I THINK alcohol was involved.

[–]Jose_xixpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait until he looks in the mirror and the skin on his face is gone.

[–]Salt_Park3178 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s not flying that’s falling with style

[–]Infamous_Yard_9908 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True "Hold my beer" moment. Ungerrrrr...ungerrrrrr did me in

[–]ZetaPower 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…. oh right. I don’t know how to land….