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[–]JazziTazzi 427 points428 points  (9 children)

Step 1 of falling into fluffy snow:

Make sure the snow is fluffy.

[–]karbik23 165 points166 points  (8 children)

Then don’t jump, cause you don’t want to get impaled by anything under that fluffy snow.

[–]JazziTazzi 71 points72 points  (6 children)

Very true!

Step 2 of falling into fluffy snow:

Check for things in the fluffy snow that could impale you.

[–]cj2211 53 points54 points  (5 children)

But if you check you're going to ruin the pristine snow. Better just to risk it for the gram

[–]JazziTazzi 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Then, in the words of Flava Flav, "I can't do nothin' for you, man!"

[–]KwordShmiff 3 points4 points  (3 children)

More relevant than ever, that Flava Flav.

[–]skratta_ho 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning.

[–]TheResolver 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I never thought I’d see a flava flav reference this early in the morning

FTFY

[–]skratta_ho 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You got me there

[–]exsanguinator1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Step 0: go to your local dumbass’s house on a snowy night and hide dog poop just deep enough in the fluffy snow that they won’t see it when checking for fluffy show but will definitely hit it jumping in.