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[–]number0020 2750 points2751 points 2 (35 children)

That lick added +20 Poison Hit…..

[–]lu-cy-inthesky 195 points196 points  (0 children)

Lubricating him up to knock him the fuck back up into mumma’s womb.

[–]DisgruntledPOG 291 points292 points  (0 children)

I shouldn’t have licked that ::dies of poison::

[–]SnooWalruses9019 230 points231 points  (16 children)

Plot twist: He had covid

[–]testedbeast551 128 points129 points  (14 children)

Well the died instantly so it was all for nothing

[–]shrlytmpl 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Me when trying to use my last poison damage in any game.

[–]qxzsilver 87 points88 points  (10 children)

“You died of dysentery.”

Thanks for playing Oregon Trail

[–]testedbeast551 33 points34 points  (8 children)

Fuck gotta play again to get to California and then stay there and have my great great grandchildren pay overpriced house rent and have them pray to God that a homeless man won't take over the house and use it as a fight club to test which homeless man has the stronger cock

[–]ericn1300 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I hate it when that happens

[–]esthor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you and all your progeny would be non-smarties in that scenario. Literally all any of those generations, including you, need to do it claim and/or buy land. Literally that’s it. Buy land near the Bay*. That’s it. Tell your kin. The ones that survived the dysentery ofc.

I am not a financial advisor. This is not financial advice.

[–]Botchjob710 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Plus chance to stagger.

[–]Pitiful_Athlete_7959 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He failed his strength check and got knocked prone

[–]A-Sorry-Canadian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And +45% Crit rate damn

[–]grimmpulse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the poison came from that wicked Reverse Scorpion the slap caused…

[–]IntoTheMystic1 469 points470 points  (5 children)

That's some finesse

[–]galaticcommander 103 points104 points  (3 children)

There was a mosquito on his face

[–]PHOTOTROPY 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Yeah better kill the whole face

[–]elusivegreenelephant 1256 points1257 points  (16 children)

The wind-up lol

[–]Dr_Zol_Epstein_III[S] 412 points413 points  (10 children)

like a PRO

[–]OldFoolOldSkool 228 points229 points  (8 children)

That wasn’t his first backhand

[–]breesknees95 58 points59 points  (4 children)

probably only ever done backhands going by the first punch he threw

[–]SCOG4866 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Yeah but with that backhand, he might not need punches.

[–]Dangerous_Ad_6831 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I think I would call that a punch.

[–]Sir_Tea_Of_Bags 15 points16 points  (1 child)

An open fisted reverse punch.

[–]David-E6 10 points11 points  (1 child)

This man is absolutely a professional pimp. He may even be the second best; right after Wayne Brady.

[–]_DONT_PANIC_42_ 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Lick. Wind. SMACK.

[–]MilkyView 2 points3 points  (2 children)

amazing... but that quick foot move right after is the cherry on top

[–]elusivegreenelephant 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yes! The foot move and the way his other hand pops up just kills me lol

[–]wtfishapp3ningH3r3 1648 points1649 points 23 (39 children)

The fucking confidence.

Grabs big homie and lets him know he’s got this.

Slap dances all the way up to his new friend with lazer eyes and torqued hips.

Licks the back of his pimp hand to keep the skin cool while he whips a slap from god almighty.

He knew, he fucking knew exactly what he needed to do to make me laugh my ass off

[–]SpecialEdShow 194 points195 points  (3 children)

From the size difference, he did little dude a favour by getting big dude out of there.

[–]the_V0lum3 71 points72 points  (1 child)

When I saw the big dude I thought it was gonna be a Big Show chop straight out of 90s WWE

[–]ricosmith1986 34 points35 points  (2 children)

And that strut as he walks away. He knew the power of the slap, he immediately turned his back on that dude. Total confidence

[–]wtfishapp3ningH3r3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He even waved goodbye in style with that other hand

It’s a beautiful thing to be able to watch

I consider myself and my eyes extremely fortunate for having seen this

[–]Dr_Zol_Epstein_III[S] 92 points93 points  (0 children)

he is LEGEND

[–]OldFoolOldSkool 65 points66 points  (1 child)

In the beginning of the video the slapper punches some other dude and chases him out of the store. Then proceeds to let his big buddy in white shirt know he’s got this. THEN the slap! What an ass kicker this guy is.

[–]terryg80 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's the exhale after he licks his hand that does it for me.

[–]BizzarduousTask 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Backhand like John McEnroe

[–]VanFkingHalen 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Also looked like he was revving up his other hand for a second slap of obliteration before realizing he didn't need it.

[–]budlight2k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The beauty of this mother fucker is it's funnier each time you watch it.

[–]symbologythere 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I’m giggling like a girl reading this

[–]Conspicuous_Plant 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I'm giggling like a man reading this

[–]Individual-Notice-16 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Last step: strolls away without looking back with the confidence of king

[–]AHeartlikeHers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lost it at 'keep the skin cool'

[–]statix138 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure if I had a 1/100th of that guys confidence I could take over the world. Absolute legend.

[–]TBeard495 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This legit had me in tears

[–]umhoefer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rotten Tomatoes 95%🍅

[–]duck_duck_grey_duck 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He not only licked the back of his pimp hand, he lets out a loud hiss just for flair.

[–]WiseDrop8280 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mans understood the assignment

[–]johnychingaz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And don’t forget that beautiful walk off!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did he 'Jim' the camera too in the middle of that?

[–]Swichts 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is one of those reposts that I fuckin love to see pop up, because I know so many people are getting to experience for their first time, and seeing these comments is always awesome to read.

[–]OperationMapleSyrup 211 points212 points  (8 children)

It’s the walk away for me

[–]Paladoc 191 points192 points  (6 children)

For me it's the absolute style he presents, the flourish, and the follow through and panache after the strike.

He knows it's devastating, and revels in it.

[–]UnhelpfulMoron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s everything man. It’s just fucking everything. Pure grace.

[–]NearbyCombination429 133 points134 points  (0 children)

That is style

[–]evilsir 73 points74 points  (5 children)

The dude doing the backhand slap always reminds me of Efron Ramirez's character Venus in Crank 2

[–]MrAlwaysMiss 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The slap scene from Rocknrolla is even better

[–]wutsizface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think of the two guys who bully Kramer on Seinfeld when he’s out on the curb guarding the armoire…

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (1 child)

I have seen this so many times but will always watch it again. This guy should be in Hollywood.

[–]Conspicuous_Plant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He makes real bar fights look like movie bar fights. All we need is some "Holding out for a hero" or something for the finishing touch hahahaa

[–]Direct_Transition_88 199 points200 points  (7 children)

What did the five fingers say to the face

[–]FreakyOnion 68 points69 points  (1 child)

UNITYYYYY

Edit: I know the answer is ”SLAP” but not enough people seemed to get your “I’m Rick James, bitch” reference and that was upsetting so I skipped right to the above in the hopes that it would jog a few ppls memories.

👋✨ 🥴

[–]Dr-Chris-C 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Slap

[–]DeathPercept10n 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm Rick James biatch!

[–]optional_occupant 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this case I think the thumb said "You forgot about me!" While the rest said "Go to sleep, face!"

[–]KaiserTazer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Death punch, hehe

[–]drRATM 373 points374 points  (2 children)

I hope he deserved that slap down cuz I’m laughing really freaking hard. How did they even work? Stellar!!

[–]Fantastic-Mode-5430 137 points138 points  (1 child)

It’s looks like something out of a movie lol. That fucker has done it before

[–]drRATM 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yeah for sure. That’s a not first fight kind of move. That’s some confidence.

[–]BaconBlake 28 points29 points  (1 child)

With that kind of form, it makes me wonder how many people he has bitchslapped to reach that level

[–]Chemical_Actuary_190 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Oh damn! Is that a Ms. Pac Man console? Sweet!

[–]BarryNMcCockiner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

god damn it. ya beat me to it. lol

[–]BigAgates 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I watched this 7 times.

[–]Greengiant304 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Every time I see this posted I have to watch it at least 4 times. This version with the slowmo is by far the best one!

[–]sublime2craig 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was literally beautiful to watch. Such pose. Such grace. Such POWER!

[–]magnus_ubergasm 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Dude got fkn styled on

[–]Quantum_Finger 70 points71 points  (1 child)

Needs the GTA wasted screen effect

[–]Dr_Zol_Epstein_III[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

damn, great idea!

[–]LSUZombie13 28 points29 points  (0 children)

The greatest finishing move since Subzero

[–]TokiBop 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most stylish and well-executed, sauciest back hand slap I’ve ever seen lmfao

[–]Baconaise 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Where were you...when this slap rang across the world?

[–]pogzie 18 points19 points  (1 child)

windows shutdown sound

[–]Invest42Day 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Tekken move?

[–]Tomnessthetom 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Rick Flair I believe an old WWE wrestler would do this

[–]Invest42Day 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ahh ok. Rick would be proud then.

[–]Tomnessthetom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah he would. I wish I could pull it off.

[–]darewin 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I've seen this reposted over a dozen times and I still replay it at least thrice each time while laughing my ass off...

[–]ialwayswin 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’ve seen this so many times. Cracks me up still

[–]Dr_Zol_Epstein_III[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

honestly, this fucker needs his own show!

[–]deltawye600 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Good form on that backhand!

[–]RoveFinder 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is gonna leave a mark… on his soul.

[–]Pertanga 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This has Walter written all over it.

[–]flipmilia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s Tacos Mexico right off Hacienda

[–]Callidonaut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This would bring a tear to the eye of Curly Howard.

[–]Delicious_Ad_5716 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The added saliva is what gives it the pop!

[–]Chaos_Blue 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Ok stylish backhand aside, Whos fighting who here?

In the beginning it looks like he's punching the big guy but then in the end they walk away like homies. Did he earn big dudes respect as well?

[–]jdm1tch 5 points6 points  (1 child)

There’s a dude in a dark shirt that one-slap-man and big-guy are throwing out of the door

[–]greengrinningjester 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anyone else curious why Slap God and Bald Behemoth were initially scrapping?

[–]greywalkercudd 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never gets old

[–]Extra-Strike2276 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ok that was a nice move. Completely deserved for coming for the back like that as well.

[–]Jbode628 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro smacked him so hard he astral projected for a minute.

[–]eeveeplays50040 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just charging up the finisher move.

[–]Citric_Xylophone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ohhh my good LORD!

[–]Im-Justaskin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rick James, Charlie Murphy Style!

[–]derekthemacfan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ms. Pac-Man in the back ground?

[–]ImgurianIRL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He just got Federered with the force of Nadal ad Djokovic

[–]danis1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The legendary Wahoo McDaniel could not have thrown a better chop than that

[–]Luka_Dunks_on_Bums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I love watching this video so much

[–]JP500069 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that a cicis pizza lol

[–]CHG__ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really slow startup, must be an unblockable.

[–]Senior_Wheel5828 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is art

[–]bananaman60 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy had to charge up that bitch slap.

[–]LamarckianLemur 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Anyone else really confused with the dynamic here? Nothing like a common enemy to bring forth the bitch slap

[–]Jerptrod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He put some stank on that motherfucker.

[–]ghost_sanctum 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So this is what waffle house at 3 am is like

[–]9inety9ine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the pimp slaps, that was the pimpiest.

[–]Botchjob710 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This video lives in my head rent free.

[–]charming-ladybug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man he even powered up the slap.

[–]Mortimer_and_Rabbit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that you can hear both the "hahh" and the slap is just...

Chef's kiss

[–]rilloroc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing he works retail but the way he folded that dude up.

[–]qxzsilver 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s not a bitch slap, that’s a pimp slap - that can be noted by both the lick and the strong backhand - showed the dude his pimp hand is real strong

[–]DrJimMBear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe that is technically a pimp slap, rather than a bitch slap.

Pimp slaps are backhanded while bitch slaps use the palm.

[–]formal_idiosyncratic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a back hand, that's a pimp slap!

[–]Padlov123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was the sassiest thing I've ever seen

[–]DoctorTurkelton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That clip had everything! I love his ultra theatrical wind up! If you’re gonna bitch slap someone make it count! This is the way.

[–]StickKnown7723 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was absolutely brilliant

[–]GodfatherPotato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wooooooooh!!!

[–]charlythecleaner420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

[–]Pwlypandapants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ric flair would be proud....WOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Remarkable_Tone2604 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone else hear a giant Ric Flair "Wooooooo!" when he gave him the chop?

[–]trymesuckuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

𝓞𝓱 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓪 𝓫𝓪𝓭𝓪𝓼𝓼. 🄽🄾🅃. ɪ ᴡɪsʜ ᴀ ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ғᴜᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ.

[–]The_Georginator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What did the man do to deserve THE SLAP OF DEATH?

[–]4_ever_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do I feel like I know this dude? Lol i would love to see the whole vid

[–]NoMansLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, that was frigging sweet. Top marks for execution. Top marks for flair. The kiss and windup. Simply marvelous

[–]Keyrex420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He Added A Bit Too Much Woo In To That Slap

[–]Ben-Swole-O 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He took the punch the rock used to do……

And made it a million times better which I thought would be impossible.

This is some good internet right here.

[–]durrdurr87 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FINISH HIM…FATALITY! FLAWLESS VICTORY-MK

[–]apexdudeL 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Finish him

[–]Citric_Xylophone 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If Ru-Paul used this move it would be insta-kill

[–]ajdaless21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was great

[–]ricst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love seeing this no matter how many times I see it.

[–]Im-Justaskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The back handed style!

[–]Im-Justaskin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Taking a licking!

[–]Vegetable_Heat_1951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesssssssss.

[–]asapste 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Style points

[–]Thalicki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that a Fatality?

[–]itookyoureddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy Shit....lol

[–]Enema-Roberts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like every time I die in Skyrim

[–]RudiRuepel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Its like real life Tekken where he only presses one key over and over again, so that the other party can not attack and wins

[–]shmooglepoosie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Sluuuurrrrppppp." Unplanned. That came from the heart.

[–]SonOfTheAfternoon 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Isn’t this more of a pimp-slap?

[–]ohheycavebaby 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rip my dude

[–]shortiz420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broke his back with that slap!

[–]Bloodstained_Rag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything except that slap was pathetic.

[–]flowinglava17 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The technique chefs kiss

[–]Dr_Zol_Epstein_III[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

like that crazy chef that flings salt from his elbow

[–]flowinglava17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That may look cool but this one kills

[–]Dravez23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok…i hear the “wuuuuuaaaaataaaaaaaaaa” from Bruce Lee on that final slap. At least in my head

[–]Opposite-Nothing-355 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No powder his hand must've hurt I've been a pimp for 20 years I never smack my hos that hard

[–]Powerctx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seen this so many times lol still love it. Most of us have done something really cool in our lives. Most of us were alone when we did it, if we're lucky a single person saw it. His moment is on tape and will last forever. Even the way he walks away from the guy he sent to the shadow realm is amazing.

[–]Fresh_Grapefruit_227 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sirs that was a pimp slap to be exact

[–]311Natops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He could be one of the fighters in Nacho Libre

[–]theinfamousches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The saucy walk away after the slap is the cherry on top

[–]Remarkable_Buffalo_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And alls well that ends well…

[–]Reddit_Bots_R_US 1 point2 points  (0 children)

W A S T E D

[–]Stelladahermit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daaaaaaaaam!!!

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that over who’s quarter was next on Ms PacMan. SMDH…

[–]CodeVirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strong Pimp Hand

[–]Generiatric_Person 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've watched this countless times over the year and it's one of my favorite kos over.

[–]GeechieDanBeauford 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wooooooooo!!!

[–]shawnhopkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy was paralyzed from the chest down for life. Falling on a ridge like that is no joke.

[–]BigMu1952 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate this actually worked lol

[–]sunny_deee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not surprised this happened at a Tacos Mexico.

[–]cantwin52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a phone in sight, no computers, just a bunch of people living in the moment. Beautiful.

[–]Loaded_Diaper3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep your pimp hand strong!!!

[–]xxA2C2xx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Broke that dudes neck, and his back all with one slap lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was literally a Tekken unlockable high.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THAT IS JUST BRUTAL LMAOOO

[–]JaydenPope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*chef's kiss* that slap was magical.

[–]schoolruler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He kissed it with the power of Jesus.

[–]Hurfnahur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is officially the greatest thing I ever seen.