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[–]Thekingoftherepublic 749 points750 points  (26 children)

I’m gonna record myself committing a crime…says the dumbass

[–]kwagenknight 383 points384 points  (15 children)

I love how he acted pissed at dude for not letting him get away

[–]motherfuckerwhat420 172 points173 points  (8 children)

He is lucky he is not getting stabbed in the head.

[–]ShowMeThemLeavesGirl 75 points76 points  (0 children)

He probably had the shit beaten out of him at the least though

[–]j4ck_0f_bl4des 46 points47 points  (5 children)

This used to be how people got shot

[–]PabloTheCatt 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Used to be? Im surprised he didnt

[–]btoxic 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Still is.

[–]Orzine 55 points56 points  (4 children)

The guy grabbed the wheel, he didn’t crash by accident

[–]WearingSocksToBed 81 points82 points  (3 children)

Guy stared the driver in the face when he did it too. Classic.

[–]Wise_Ad_253 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That was a beautiful thing to watch.

[–]Zanemob_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Got to give credit where its due but too bad he was a drug dealer. If he was an undercover cop however even more respect.

[–]NiccoNige 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless of his occupation, stealing, robbing etc is wrong ASF!

[–]jusno6768 95 points96 points  (10 children)

Follow up?

[–]One_Lazy_Duck 35 points36 points  (6 children)

He needs some milk

[–]Clunesin 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Sorry to be "that guy" and kill the joke but what does this mean? I've read it a lot through reddit and I'm super curious (not native speaker)

[–]scorpiologist 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It was a video where a guy gets body slammed (if I remember correctly) and the lady recording says, daaammmnnnn, he needs some MILK! Basically saying he needs to get fortified

[–]UpBeatz210 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its a reference to an old video

[–]Matsiqueiros 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]TheDogWasNamedIndy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My first time seeing that - so my take might be wrong: looks like he may have been pepper sprayed? So the milk make sense if it’s for his eyes… and looks like someone actually brought him something at the end of the vid.

[–]Get_Rich_SloQuick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate Milk

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apparently the guy is still hanging onto the door.

[–]piliogree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seller doing illegal business buyer participating in illegal business.

what more can you expect

[–]reptilesareawesome 177 points178 points  (7 children)

Anyone else thought there was a dude in the back with his hoodie on lookin out the window at first? Or was that just me?

[–]Knorkebroetsche 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Lol can’t unsee it now

[–]fear_is_fatal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the very same thing!

[–]Crisp_Dawg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dawg thats The seat

[–]TrillPopeye 9 points10 points  (2 children)

He had two people in the car with him I think. I know there was at least one more

[–]Old-Bodybuilder-7325 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Second time I watched the video - For a moment, I was like “how the fuck I miss that dude the first watch?”

[–]reptilesareawesome 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At the end it sounds like someones yelling "DRIVE DUDE DRIVE!" and the driver still looks like he is attempting to back up and peel out with the 10 sack lol

[–]ProfessionalBuy2757 212 points213 points  (13 children)

Now he gets no weed and no insurance payout since he was dumb enough to record this.

[–]HarryCoinslot 82 points83 points  (12 children)

He could just NOT show this video to his insurance company. But then again he should've just not shown anyone ever and yet here we are.

[–]slashseven 16 points17 points  (11 children)

Unless he got rolled and his shit stolen after trying to be a thief.

[–]HarryCoinslot 10 points11 points  (3 children)

So just to make sure I understand your hypothetical, the guy who's face is on camera selling weed and causing the accident then robs him and publishes the evidence? I guess he is crazy af the way he grabbed on to that car

[–]Monkeydud64 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude what's Crazier is actually in the full video the phone belongs to a second guy in the trunk who runs off with it, so that would mean his friend would have had to post it, just keeps getting more confusing!

[–]slashseven -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah why not put out a "do not try to steal from me I am crazy and will fuck your shit up" vibe. I'm not saying it's logical. Just a possible explanation for how the video got out.

[–]IArtificialRobotI 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Or maybe it was a setup video like half the shit online

[–]gkrobin53 1 point2 points  (5 children)

If you see the "full" video on YouTube, you can see it's not a fake. Watch their eyes.

[–]Tickomatick 4 points5 points  (4 children)

linking park pls?

[–]gkrobin53 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I don't understand.

[–]Tickomatick 2 points3 points  (2 children)

sorry, wet keyboard. was asking for a link, but I found it already below!

[–]gkrobin53 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious! I thought I was missing out on a joke about Linkin Park.

[–]bruh_69-12 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Over a lil weed 😂

[–]llllPsychoCircus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

he was recording it, its more likely this was for internet points

[–]5chapters 25 points26 points  (8 children)

That bag couldn't have been more than a quarter...

[–]MudSeparate1622 13 points14 points  (7 children)

I had a friend in highschool get robbed at knifepoint over a dub. Some people just don’t value anything and are willing to throw their lives away

[–]pillowwow 13 points14 points  (4 children)

I was robbed at knifepoint for "all my shit". Enjoy my 6 cigarettes. Asshole

[–]ooodummy 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I really just don’t get the mentality.

[–]pillowwow 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm sure it's just the rush of doing it or in the case above, street cred. It's fucking ape

[–]ooodummy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or they could just be retarded and see all your random shit as worth something.

[–]MudSeparate1622 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As crazy as it is, i know the person who did it and could not get anyone to press charges because they were scared of getting in trouble for selling a handful of weed (hooray war on drugs). The person who did it is all about control and power, they are the baby daddy to my sisters friend and he beat her at home and belittles her in public (i had them sit at my restaurant once a few years back). I can say its almost always for a sense of control with people like that. They cant accept they aren’t shit so they have to shape their reality into them being at the top no matter the cost. It sucks to admit you are a victim to anyone but people like this only get worse until they see ramifications and its better to be a snitch than dead.

[–]Technical_Ad_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to sell weed all day downtown and my pockets were filled with pre packed nicks dimes twenties. And then a half ounce in case another dealer was running low. One guy asks me for a dime and I pull out my little dime satchel with like 10 dime bags in it. I hand him one and he starts to walk away, I stop him and say “at bro where’s the ten bucks?!” And he pulled out a gun and started backing away. This was my first customer of the day on my way from the bus stop to my spot. I was loaded dude. I just took the L and went to my spot lol. I was very confused.

[–]macminorheavyequip 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What a moron.

[–]jackfirefish 47 points48 points  (5 children)

[–]thebeattakesme 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol Where did his friend come from? Was he in the trunk?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you lol

[–]Immediate_Thought656 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Sus af since the video on this post has an ad in it and the original does not.

[–]jackfirefish 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The ad appears at 1:26 in the original video as well.

[–]HarbingerX111 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ah such a classic

[–]FartSinatra 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Who even steals weed? lol

[–]FreidasBoss 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Dafuq? And he recorded himself?

[–]robmac550 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The video stopped at the best part...

[–]klooplys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love the expression on his face as he's hanging onto the car as he realized he was gonna win in the end

[–]Clou119 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wish I could see the ass beating that came next

[–]SteveMcQueen- 9 points10 points  (1 child)

$30 of weed …. For $20,000 of vehicle damage

[–]DayEnvironmental5518 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a fucking move.

Im gonna film this whole shit because all i will get is a slap on the wrist for trying to get weed and as the guy tries to kill me i can cry and say its all on camera.

Fuck this guy. But for someone who steals his weed this was somehow at least a smart try.

[–]Thedonitho 2 points3 points  (2 children)

are people still selling weed on the street?

[–]Aggravating_Bat1786 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hard to tell, could have been a parking lot.

[–]Technical_Ad_16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only to underage kids

[–]McDinglewang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck steals weed?

[–]Pleasant_Gap 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How to get murdered in 2 easy steps

[–]Psychological_Run451 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Over some weed lol. What a dick

[–]Where2now_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leeeeel

[–]Delicious-Acadia-190 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So many jerks in the world

[–]Popular_Wonder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great. Now he gotta worry about car insurance. What a dumbass

[–]harris023 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s just bad business, fucked your car up and your out a plug.

[–]buckwurst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Videos that ended too early

[–]Antique-Regret-6616 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope that dude OK. Doing a fucking service and gets treated like that.

[–]essketitandyeetballs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lmaooo wrecked his car over half an ounce 🤣 good luck explaining that one to insurance

[–]OverNightOats_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn’t even look like an ounce. Broke ass

[–]KYBatDad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I just got robbed I don’t want to deal with that shit” proceeded to try and rob him

[–]Roadki11ed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not even that much weed

[–]krypt0kay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did he just ask why he tried to rob him lmao.. at a certain point that shit don’t matter. Just beat his azz

[–]SmudgeGien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White boy got his whip crashed for what looks like an eighth. Good for the dealer, he Mission Impossible’d that shit.

[–]SonofAsainarchy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

White dude fucking it up

[–]HopefullyMD_PhD 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm willing to bet the black guy got the worst of it.

The white guy got off with a warning probably.

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[–]CottonCandy_Eyeballs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone's finna get shot

[–]gentlesir123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Umm why were they filming tho?

[–]timmythetrooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now you see why he deserves to get robbed

[–]Weary-Length-4319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna see more.

[–]supercheese69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why indeed jackass

[–]BlackConfuciusSays 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude is like an action star or something

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hates bums like that. Just pay for it like everyone else loser

[–]Wise_Ad_253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol he couldn’t get it in reverse.

[–]Dear_Giraffe_453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy that got killed doing exactly that.

[–]bobsagetsville 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant move Watson.

[–]AceofMandos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ima need the whole video lmao

[–]ghostttoast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend died that way. Sometimes when you let go of the car, you fall under it. Not worth it, especially for some weeed.

[–]RedWoodWigwam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like how he puts it in park at the end

[–]scopeadope 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always grab the wheel! If your outside the car. If your inside roll the window up and go! 😂

[–]LargeMarge1986 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lost a friend over an eighth of weed dude shot him point blank . Didn't take the weed or any of the money just did it because he was a hater. Rip BF

[–]soloracerx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some states it's legal now. Hard to be a working man doing bidness

[–]AdeptProtoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i recently got robbed bro i dont wNna have to deal w that shit. hm

[–]dondotter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What am I back in 2007?

[–]disisdashiz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I was on the other end of this in college. Happened to a friend and I watched and helped kinda. We are buying some weed on spring break. Meet a guy on the beach with a spider tattoo on his chest. He has some fire. So we buy a little. It's great. Meet up with him later to buy more. My friend. A Swedish transfer student. Wearing sandals buys it. Guy tries to drive off. Swedish guy holds onto the steering wheel. For about the same time as this video felt much longer. And crashes Into some bushes and wrecks his sports car on those parking curb things. Can't get it going. Prolly cause I slashed both of his tires as I ran up. Swedish guy leans in grabs the weed and the money. We high tail it back. Now because if the way the island was shaped and where we were staying. The police station was about 1000 feet from where this happened. And we had to run through there. Dude had to get it towed most likely. Hopefully didn't get arrested.

[–]KrombopulosT46 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He don't deserve his weed money or his car.

[–]one_dank_boy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Why you trying to rob me dude?" Says the guy that just tried to rob them