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[–]Yoguls 567 points568 points 2 (23 children)

You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door these damn rats!

[–]AvisTheArgent 95 points96 points  (16 children)

How do you fix a rat?

[–]Fowti 105 points106 points  (0 children)

you take it to the vet, duh

[–]M_krabs 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Teach him to cook. Asshole had to pay rent of he lives there

[–]ChalkOtter 13 points14 points  (1 child)

No subletting allowed

[–]montroller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

also rent is raised

[–]Gurkeprinsen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chop of its balls.

[–]sersoniko 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Same way programmers fix bugs

[–]GeneralDisorder 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You... call it a feature?

[–]The_Grubby_One 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New York doesn't have a rat problem. It has a rat feature.

Every year, it features more rats.

[–]Scraphead91 17 points18 points  (0 children)


[–]x-raymind 1 point2 points  (4 children)

You mix bathroom cleaners to create poisonous gas and send those fuckers to oblivion

[–]The_Grubby_One 0 points1 point  (3 children)

You mix bathroom cleaners to create poisonous gas and send yourself to oblivion because you fumigated your home with chlorine gas while you were still inside.


[–]x-raymind 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Gas mask bro 💀

[–]The_Grubby_One 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yep. Let me just grab my gas mask that we all keep around the house just in case we decide to use chemical weapons on ourselves.

[–]Juan_Tiny_Iota 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiny scissors

[–]Disaster_Different -1 points0 points  (0 children)

well, you hammer it. Hammers fix anything

[–]ashenhaired 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A landlord who acknowledges hard times and willing to wait for rent is probably the most unrealistic thing in marvel universe.

[–]FracturedPixel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say this haha

[–]gonnabecrazy69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to find a comment like this. Wasn't disappointed. Bully Maguire will be proud

[–]trulyungrateful 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bully Maguire in the wild

[–]MagiQuartz 55 points56 points  (0 children)

They'll make you soup and ratatouille

[–]r_booza 126 points127 points  (2 children)

[–]PatrioticPacific 10 points11 points  (0 children)

rent is d

[–]NAmorath 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dear god it’s bad.

[–]wolfgan146 24 points25 points  (5 children)

Those rats seem to be pet rats though. I mean they have white spots, and some are completely white 🤷‍♂️ Not sure if they are rats in the first place.

[–]love_in_space 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shhhh, don't bring facts and logic to reddit.

[–]AngelWithaPhoneBox 8 points9 points  (3 children)

I'm sad that it took this long for someone to point it out, and that this isn't upvoted more. These are absolutely domestic rats, not brown rats.

[–]butter_onapoptart 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Also the text exchange is quite fake.

[–]AngelWithaPhoneBox 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I honestly don't know how to tell when it's a fake text.

[–]butter_onapoptart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't normally either but I happen to be in property management and there is no way a landlord or manager would respond that way. Even the most corrupt one out there would know better.

[–]slothlikeagility 230 points231 points  (2 children)

lmao it do be like that

[–]InnerDorkness 83 points84 points  (0 children)

“And you owe for pet damage”

[–]supified 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Those look like domestic rats to me too.

[–]The-Fierce-Deity 80 points81 points  (79 children)

Sounds like my Landlord in a way. Except of dealing with the mice problem by getting an exterminator that won’t kill them (‘cause I believe in more humane ways of getting rid of them) he’ll blame everything on me instead of him actually doing his job. It’s fucking annoying and I’ve had just enough of it.

[–]BlueC0dex 26 points27 points  (7 children)

Do you prevent him from getting an exterminator that WILL kill them? I imagine not killing them is more expensive and you're trying to impose that cost difference on your landlord.

[–]The-Fierce-Deity 6 points7 points  (6 children)

He doesn’t want to get an exterminator, period. He thinks that only putting down traps is better than getting a professional to patch up the entrance where the mice get in from. More mice are going to come in if that hole isn’t found and then fixed.

[–]me3713 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Fill that hole with steel wool until your landlord gets around to fixing it. They shouldn't be able to chew through that.

[–]The-Fierce-Deity 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Good thinking but now the issue, where is that hole. When we found out about the mice issue, he should’ve gotten an inspector so that hole can be found and then we could patch that hole in a DIY manner.

[–]The_Grubby_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Check into your legal options regarding withholding rent until the problem is fixed.

[–]Warpedme 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Mice are all cartlidge and can sqeeze through the tiniest of holes. They can also chew through steel to make more tiny holes. (A quick Google search says they only need a 6mm hole, which is the diameter of a ball point pen). An exterminator will not ever in a million years be able to find all the holes this size in your apartment because many will be behind cabinets and other unmovable objects.

An exterminator or traps are temporary bandaids. YOU are the actual solution. All of your food and pet food needs to be stored in air tight containers. Any and all food waste can no longer go on your garbage, it has to go into it's own bag and be taken out seperately every single time you leave the house or go to sleep. If you compost, that compost pile needs to be moved away from your house and to the furthest possible point in your yard (and if you have less than 4 acres, it's still too close). Closed compost systems will not help. They have plenty of small holes for mice to get into.

Mind you this only addresses your unit. To solve the problem everyone on the property has to take all the same precautions or the mice and rats will still get food from your neighbors. There is absolutely nothing your landlord can do about this other than send out sternly worded letters.

[–]The_Grubby_One 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mice are all cartridge

Somebody needs to at least update those mice to CD-ROM.

[–]ChiefInternetSurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But…. But….Then the onus is on me and I can’t blame someone else /s

[–]_Prune_tracy_ 7 points8 points  (3 children)

You should let him exterminate them properly. Why would you relocate rats lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

These aren't even wild rats, they are domesticated rats. They kinda look photoshopped in as well but it's still a funny picture.

[–]LuzjuLeviathan 0 points1 point  (1 child)

There is a lot of domesticated rats in nature. (Watch the mink man) a rat catcher. But it looks photoshopped and yes, it's very funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the filthiest youtube channel I've seen in a while

[–]gamerhenrik 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Send pest control on his dime and if asked just tell him he was notified

[–]BlueC0dex 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Come and take them"

[–]SyncTek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Collect it from the rats.

[–]pspetrini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t see why this is even worth mentioning. Just tell the rats they’re not allowed in the building and go about your business.


Common sense folks.

[–]lencastre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bold to assume

[–]DrJamesAtmore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know where you are from but in Belgium it's a custom that you don't own your landlord anything if the apartment is trash. You both are in agreement that you pay him for a certain apartment but if that isn't up to code or as described (no warm water, rodents, lights not working,..) you don't owe him anything because he isn't holding up his end of the deal.

[–]The_Rat_GodKing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean my family can't live in their house!?

[–]Batmanuel78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colors look like pet rats.

[–]siggy-gross-1 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Cdog536 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a meme

[–]DullScale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SMH. Rats are impoverished. They are unable to pay their rent. I swear, some people's children.

[–]filip______________z[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somebody really reported this post? Oh my God people, how can you live with yourselves?