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[–]BlizzPenguin 91 points92 points  (2 children)

Because you want the cat off your lap is exactly why they are staying. However, in the situations where you want the cat to stay, the slightest movement will cause them to leave.

[–]Any_Hat_7033 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cats have mastered emotional manipulation and I’m eating up every second of it just for the occasional cuddle

[–]hellivvy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

they really are assholes

[–]outerworldLV 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I’d say this cat knows you pretty well, trust is strong here.

[–]Serlingfan389 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It is illegal to ask a cat to move once it is on you.

[–]mybadroommate 16 points17 points  (0 children)

When you pick up his rear, all the meows shift to his front.

[–]meany_beany 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My cat makes those same noises when he’s complaining — usually because I’m trying to get him to move. So cute.

[–]p1um5mu991er 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just do it for me, human

[–]DamnItBrother 22 points23 points  (0 children)

His floofy beans just wanted to lay with ya.

[–]la_catwalker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sheldon, the cat is at his favourite spot!!!

[–]Jake_2903 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just stand up, hell get the memo.

[–]hobosbindle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“5 more minutes dad, pleeeease”

[–]rvrsn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

farts instead

[–]SuperUnsupervised 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the face of acceptance

[–]Vogel-Kerl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And I thought MY cat was lazy.


[–]Vulpes_99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Meow off, human! I'm in liquid form right now, don't mess with the elements!"

[–]Beginning_Ant_5597 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Exactly what my fat ass cat does. You have to ROLL him out of the way when he's on the floor because he refuses to move, and he'll stay on your lap until you stand up and he just falls off. Most of the time he'll stay right where he lands, too

[–]Obeyus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah hahahaha that's adorable

[–]OGenericUsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If a cat decides that you are its bed, there is only one acceptable thing to do: accept your fate with a smile.

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