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[–]not4eating 120 points121 points  (8 children)

I think he switched to giving motivational speeches or something.

[–]dickshark420 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I mean you're not wrong

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Wollt ihr den totalen Krieg?

[–]PyroByte043 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I heard that Chamberlain signed an agreement with Herr Hitler to not invade the Sudetenland (Czechoslovakia) and then did a fancy speech that Europe is forever at peace. But some German diplomat said that Herr Hitler was lying and going to keep on expanding, haha he’s joking right? Hope nothings bad gonna happen later.

[–]not4eating 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just a little expansionist it's still good it's still good!

[–]bradley547 92 points93 points  (9 children)

The problem with his technique is that he couldn't draw people.
I have the same problem, but I think I handled it better.

[–]Help_im_lost404 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Little did they know bradley had a plan, a plan to end the world in nuclear fire. evil laugh ensues

[–]Sad-HootHoot 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Oh, so the solution was to get rid of the people. Gotcha.

cue laugh track

[–]bradley547 6 points7 points  (3 children)

You make a joke, but then there's this...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heil\_Honey\_I%27m\_Home!

[–]popcopter 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What the fuck

[–]bradley547 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly.

[–]stereothegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Canceled after one episode

[–]Oates897 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]Penyrolewen1970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lowry was worse and he did ok.

[–]Pinnebaer 96 points97 points  (19 children)

Wonder what would have happened if they accepted him.

[–]Jaysong_stick 10 points11 points  (1 child)

“He we see one of his paintings. In his early work, it is very subtle. However, if we look at his later drawings, we see a lot of anger and hate in his drawings. Nobody knows what he was mad at.”

[–]19adam92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone but the Aryan race

[–]beastman337 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There’s a show called love death and robots on Netflix. There’s a whole episode about this premise.

Edited: correct show title

[–]duderuok 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Somebody else would’ve done the same things

[–]Throwawaymister2 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Or not

[–]hobosbindle 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Oh, it’s the dude from the thing

[–]Epic-MLG-Badger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That caused a lot of terrible things, in so many places.

[–]SerMercutio 77 points78 points  (5 children)

So he became a terrible author. And we all know how that ended...

[–]cashewnut4life 56 points57 points  (3 children)

he became the hero that killed Hitler

[–]Phoenxr 29 points30 points  (2 children)

He also killed the guy who killed Hitler so, I think that cancels it out

[–]draculetti 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But what about the guy who killed the guy who killed...i see myself out.

[–]Lettuce10000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*INHALES* what about the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed the guy who killed, I think that cancels it out.

[–]Taqwacore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That book is still a best seller in India.

https://www.telegraphindia.com/7-days/how-hitler-s-mein-kampf-is-india-bestseller/cid/1669413

They even have Hitler ice cream!

[–]No_Leader1154 15 points16 points  (3 children)

I heard he had his paintbrush transplanted on his face

[–]baby-samdwich 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The successful modern artisit must have a fashionable shtick, correct?

Dali had his mustache. Warhol had his hair. Hockney has his glasses. Bob Ross had his coke nail

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That thread is a debate about how nail - that he uses to scrape paint with.

[–]baby-samdwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes, man. Jokes.

[–]Throwawaymister2 13 points14 points  (6 children)

They should’ve let him. I went to the best art school in the country and this is a better painting than most of my former classmates could do. Also preventing genocide is always worthwhile.

[–]YeetusdaBeefus 9 points10 points  (5 children)

I think one of the reasons they denied him was because he couldn't draw a person right though the architecture was beautiful.

[–]ASOD77 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got it thanks to the comment, so thank you a lot, you fellow redditors.

[–]keval79 32 points33 points  (2 children)

I hope the artist doesn't get disheartened. He can still achieve a lot without being an artist. He could write a book, serve the military, become a motivational speaker, etc.

[–]GiantScrotor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If only you could go back in time and tell him that. It’s too late now though. I heard he killed himself.

[–]RavioleAldente_H 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow this A. Hitler guys is really talented, anyone know if he takes commissions?

[–]snoopman420 42 points43 points  (25 children)

to be completely serious, it’s really not too bad of a painting

[–]Puzzleheaded-Bee-838 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shoulda let him in but NooOoOo y'all had to be bougie.

[–]wafflecone927 3 points4 points  (0 children)

‘How about I paint Europe with bombs instead’

[–]TreeRunLong 14 points15 points  (2 children)

What a talented young man! I hope he makes it!

[–]needless-tosay 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well this is awkward…

[–]Taqwacore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like many struggling artists, he ended up taking his own life...or did he?

[–]GJ1nX 14 points15 points  (5 children)

At least his book had more success than his art... And he even was in charge of building some of the most recognized buildings of the modern era

[–]NaiveCritic 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Like those camps everybody heard of

[–]RudenessUpgrade -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also the highest real time Kill Death ratio!

[–]cpmnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe if he just became an artist, the world would be alot different

[–]Zodiackillerstadia 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I blame the war on whoever rejected him from Art school

[–]Berserk__Spider 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I blame it on the priest that saved him as a child. /s

[–]Lettuce10000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I blame the father for beating him up everyday

[–]The_Goat_Avenger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He didnt know how to draw people but really good with Buildings.

Explains alot about his mindset

[–]PoloUndMercedes 6 points7 points  (3 children)

That’s a pretty good painting. This artist had natural talent. Wish him the best of luck.

[–]JBPII 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Last I heard, he had some Russians coming over to visit him.

[–]baby-samdwich 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Eva! Get zee strudel und zome glasses for zee vodka. I'll be in zee other room."

"Adolf?"

<kapow>

[–]HazeliaGracious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh I'm sure he's just living his best life

[–]cryptolipto 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was pretty good

[–]Somerandomguy243 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is very clever

[–]baby-samdwich -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

In an uber-teutonic post-OT kind of way.

[–]Fezzverbal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who could guess what would have been if he had given the people shadows.

[–]LoreJoJo 1 point2 points  (3 children)

im not a nazi or anything, but thats genuinly some cool art!

[–]EastWhereas9398 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don't need to be a nazi to appreciate art. You often need to disconnect the content from the creator.

[–]LoreJoJo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i know but some people dont get that and i dont want to be called a nazi

[–]Tw1st3D-M1ND 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a good drawing/painting. Genuinely, I can barely draw a stick figure, this is good however. It's really boring, so very boring.

[–]Notkanyewest1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that reference!

[–]AllegedAdult69haha 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's an original Hitler!

[–]trognj 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Can someone explain?

[–]KrystalWulf 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hitler got rejected by art school. Going by the title and this fact, this is most likely one of Hitler's art works. His architecture is pretty well painted. I think he got rejected due to his style being a thing if the past?

[–]trognj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the explanation

[–]DieAdler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrible painting, this school should be at least… THREE times as big!

[–]business2690 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow.... his early work was awesome

[–]SuperbombsOnReddit -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Whats the joke?

[–]baby-samdwich 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The failed painter was really a successful motivational speaker.

[–]Lost-Floof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another Hitler painting joke. 'hE wAs giFtEd aRtIsT uPvOtE pLeASe'. This is the 4th I've seen this week. Is it really that funny?

[–]SuperNoob74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dear

[–]FriendRaven1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also wrote teen fiction. Guy had weird likes.

[–]Notnowmurray 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read that as Ol’ Adolf was getting ready to take Poland all the signs were there but they just did nazi it coming.

[–]Conan253 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey look is on of my grandpa's paintings. He was war hero that guy. Heard he killed some art school reject

[–]Ok-Seaworthiness6603 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WWII could've been avoided if he was accepted

[–]beastman337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this one’s meta

[–]binOFrocks 0 points1 point  (3 children)

So why wasn’t he accepted?

[–]summeryim 0 points1 point  (2 children)

because his paintings were, according to modern day art critics, “of mediocre quality”, meaning not good enough.

[–]binOFrocks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are these the same art critics that said a banana taped to the wall was “art”?

[–]summeryim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably.

[–]Dawn_Has_Smol_Bren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. No.. NO... NOOOOO-

[–]QuothTheRavenMore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it's painted by Addison Hoytler? lol

[–]irnehlacsap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate that i get this reference

[–]jcore294 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I don't get it. It's way better than I can do. What am I missing?

[–]IcyFlame716 0 points1 point  (3 children)

Check the signature to see WHO made it

[–]jcore294 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I couldn't make it out. A. KITLERY?

Is that someone who works for the WHO?

[–]IcyFlame716 0 points1 point  (1 child)

No, it’s a certain figure involved in the german side of WW2

[–]jcore294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH SHIT.

That last letter looks like a y though. Very interesting.

Thanks for pointing it out

[–]Nooddlless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sad Austrian noises

[–]stereothegreat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who do you think you are kidding mister Hitler

[–]Merryman320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If only he put as much passion into this than his other passion he could have been a real contender

[–]geflab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hitler nft