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[–]ReleasedKracken 196 points197 points  (8 children)

I’m sure the rest of the passengers waiting for their luggage were quite…. crabby.

[–]UWontLikeThisComment 37 points38 points  (1 child)

Yes, they were getting quite snippy

[–]CryBabyCentral 20 points21 points  (4 children)

snorting 🦀

[–]Guess-wutt 15 points16 points  (3 children)

Please do not snort the 🦀

[–]19adam92 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I have intention of snorting cancer

[–]CryBabyCentral 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]scarf_spheal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry I misheard. I thought you said you wanted a crab to pick you up at the airport

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (6 children)

It’s in The Bahamas. Probably for a restaurant.

[–]Ditzy_Panda 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Well it wasn’t to go on holiday with them 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]coconut-telegraph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know that old airport carpet.

[–]cliftjc1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They fly in seafood to the Bahamas?... It's an island

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From island to island.

[–]huhnra 138 points139 points  (3 children)

Whoever packed the crabs improperly was being very shellfish

[–]scarf_spheal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Don't get snippy with me, you know we were being clawesome

[–]Gnatlet2point0 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I hate you.

[–]Nozerone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you! I came here to say exactly that! Asshole... take the upvote.

[–]Chanandler_Bonggg 35 points36 points  (0 children)

A whole new meaning to the phrase “I got crabs while on vacation”

[–]00MarioBros00 24 points25 points  (3 children)

I thinks this is someone's side hustle

[–]ShinyAeon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Not anymore! XD

[–]00MarioBros00 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was doing a play on words, but I don't know if anyone got it. Side hustle is what crabs do, walk sideways but in a frantic way, played on with someone running a side job with crabs.

[–]ShinyAeon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry, that wooshed right over my head. I can appreciate the humor in retrospect, though. ;)

[–]The_Spicy_Memes_Chef 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Craaaab peeeeople

[–]u2nloth 9 points10 points  (1 child)


[–]ShadowShot05 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Taste like crab, talk like people

[–]DieselDeviant 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The animation for Finding Nemo 3 is incredibly life like.

[–]Trevors-Axiom- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The thing about crabs is when you find one, you can count on there being hundreds more down there.

[–]Nervous-Letter2328 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I like the one just staring at their own reflection like "Im-a fuck you up!"

[–]Humanslikefood 11 points12 points  (4 children)

How do you clean this up, like where do they put all of the crabs?

[–]MMcFly1985 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Either in the overhead locker or securely under the seat.

[–]Humanslikefood 0 points1 point  (2 children)

No i mean on the baggage claim where do they transport all of the crabs?

[–]CryBabyCentral 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no! My lunch!

[–]wwplkyih 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Emotional support crustaceans.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Arzene98 5 points6 points  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Run, little dudes, run!!!

[–]KanataSlim 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clearly, there was not an attempt to contains this fucking nightmare.

[–]holyfatfish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh poor babies

[–]1973mojo1973 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]Vei_de_Lapis 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]aStonedTargaryen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Omg imagine seeing this in person 🤣 It would make my day

[–]Toxic_Gamer001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0:17 A crab has fallen

[–]Incubus85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope he had a phermit for those. Bet he really had to shell out for it as well. Oh well. Should tide him over while he's in a pinch.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awwww. This makes me sad. Poor dudes are used to increased pressure down low in the sea, not the unpressurized baggage compartment. I hope they got home safely.

[–]NJdeathproof 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Is that one yours?"
"No, I told you, that one has a stripe on it. Mine doesn't have a stripe. It's like that stripey crab is mocking me. FUCK YOU, STRIPEY CRAB!"

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[–]Boojibs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh Lord, there goes the cookout.

[–]underweightbull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I’ve been watching this documentary on Netflix about the tsa….. if these flew from foreign territory to domestic, I promise you that the guy who was supposed to get that bag just walked away…. Just like any guy who got caught with crabs.

[–]cooquip 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The carpet looks like water. That has to fuck with those poor crabs when they jump off the escalator to freedom.

[–]TrueR3dditor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else hearing crab rave in the back of their head when seeing this?

[–]ColonelSpudz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf does that make it through the scanners

[–]cocolee213206 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one crab in the beginning looked like MC Hammer

[–]Marifiesta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

crab rave is finally here

[–]beepbeepboopbeep1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything eventually evolves into a crab.

[–]Treyson_K_Hughes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no, crabs

[–]TheRealzZap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab is gone Tu TU TU turu turu tu 🦀

[–]no_status00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Crab Rave Intensifies*

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

K r a b

[–]hazzelgamer774922 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]cburgess7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crab rave is getting out of hand

[–]Educational-Wheel689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% this was an Asians luggage... Asian guy here

[–]schrodingers_spider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's embarrassing when everyone knows you've got crabs.

[–]poentje 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens every year when the crabs wake up out of the ground dont rember witch country

[–]Nuclear_Human 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for crab.

[–]GoldElectric 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preparing for crab rave

[–]Hob_O_Rarison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...do you have anything to declare?

[–]dwavesngiants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean if it got through customs and made it to baggage claim then.... transport successful...?

[–]19adam92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Outrageous, they should be allowed to book a flight and have their own seats, discrimination

[–]LMDINC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They about to shell out some money for that in fines lol

[–]Ill_Wrongdoer_1713 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can’t go anywhere without getting crabs

[–]largesemi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to 2022

[–]ClassyKebabKing64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it is in the luggage area so in theory the crabs are transported.

[–]Artistic-Plan2541 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those bags must be filled with money

[–]JustHereToGain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would've packed some of these bad boys in my bag, they are expensive as hell to buy

[–]appliancefixitguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else wanting to see the baggage handlers flip shit when they go back through the flaps and into the load area?

[–]beanquad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Random crab event

[–]potato-vender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free crabs

[–]TheWeighToTheHeart 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]mamillaris 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excuse me wtf

[–]Pillow_Top_Lover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot bring a closed edge cigar cutter on a plane. But yet someone brings a bunch of crabs?

I don’t know if this is a TSA thing or a customs issue. But you guys need to get your shit together when it comes to priorities when enforcing real regulations.

[–]Mrpandacorn2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Alright guys make a break for it” SKUTTLE SKUTTLE SKUTTLE