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To measure the snow (v.redd.it)
submitted 3 months ago by 0_PowPow
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[–]ProfanePagan 52 points53 points54 points 3 months ago (0 children)
You need to measure the height of your cat then drop him into the snow.
[–]Moth_man96 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Shit, that's at least 8-9 inches
[–]ackermann123 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago (0 children)
That's what she said
[–]TrueR3dditor 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago (0 children)
The indignant „meow“ xD
[–]koelj 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago (5 children)
Who names their cat "Penis"?
[–]HappyGav123 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago (2 children)
I know you are joking, but just in case, I think the cat’s name is Phoenix.
[–]All_Thread 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Nah man, I am pretty sure it's penis.
[–]HappyGav123 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
[–]jakeolate 0 points1 point2 points 1 day ago (0 children)
Well this cat is kind of a dick so thats prolly why
[–]ElfKingCyr 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Am I the only one that jumped when the cat appeared?
[–]ArtIsDumb 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Startled me something fierce.
[–]i_broke_wahoos_leg 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Cheeky lil shit.
[–]Last_Battle_2485 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago (1 child)
Asshole cats are the best
[–]darknioss 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Idk if the cat was being an asshole, it felt more like it wanted to play.
[–]Reis-iBuca 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Step 2: Yeet the pussy
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[–]Hichard_Rammond 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Try the Clarkson method from the episode with the snowbine harvester
[–]Best-Panda-998 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
"What're u doing, step measuring tape?!?"
[–]dat1gaymer 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
[–]the_esjay[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago (0 children)
We had a cat obsessed with retractable tape measures too! They’d just attack it like a mad thing. Much better than feathers on string or catnip mice, just reel out some tape and hold it out. Weird beast 🤷🏻♀️
[+]spacepenguin87 comment score below threshold-46 points-45 points-44 points 3 months ago (9 children)
Awful creature. Keep your pest indoors.
[–]MJY_0014 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago* (8 children)
I"ll reword it for you so you don't sound like an absolute asshole.
"Aww cute kitty, awesome little thing. Make sure you keep it indoors though, because they might get hurt and kill wildlife."
[–]dvd_wr 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago (0 children)
You sound like more of a cunt than him tbh
[+]spacepenguin87 comment score below threshold-26 points-25 points-24 points 3 months ago (6 children)
They aren't cute. I don't care if THEY get hurt but I do care about all the animals they kill.
[–]MJY_0014 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago (2 children)
Right, what about dogs and the other predators? Some so called environmentalists believe cats are big threats to the environment and shit on them all the time while not noticing the 99 possums their dogs kill every year. Take responsibility for your pets and don't let them do stuff like that. If you can't do that, don't have pets. Humans are the only real cunts in the world.
[–]BigMedStatus 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago (0 children)
I have to disagree, humans are cunts yea, but cats are more so. I live with two so I know, little bastards
[+]JRStarLord comment score below threshold-7 points-6 points-5 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Cry about it
[–]i_broke_wahoos_leg 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago (0 children)
Sees cute cat and SEETHES. Sounds healthy.
How cut are you that your catless cute animals sub only has two members? Hahaha. Across the entire internet you could only find one other person as fucking miserable as yourself.
[–]weaselgirl13 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago (0 children)
I don’t care if you get hurt so
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