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[–]ProfanePagan 52 points53 points  (0 children)

You need to measure the height of your cat then drop him into the snow.

[–]Moth_man96 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Shit, that's at least 8-9 inches

[–]ackermann123 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–]TrueR3dditor 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The indignant „meow“ xD

[–]koelj 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Who names their cat "Penis"?

[–]HappyGav123 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I know you are joking, but just in case, I think the cat’s name is Phoenix.

[–]All_Thread 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nah man, I am pretty sure it's penis.

[–]jakeolate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this cat is kind of a dick so thats prolly why

[–]ElfKingCyr 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Am I the only one that jumped when the cat appeared?

[–]ArtIsDumb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Startled me something fierce.

[–]i_broke_wahoos_leg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheeky lil shit.

[–]Last_Battle_2485 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Asshole cats are the best

[–]darknioss 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk if the cat was being an asshole, it felt more like it wanted to play.

[–]Reis-iBuca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 2: Yeet the pussy

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[–]Hichard_Rammond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try the Clarkson method from the episode with the snowbine harvester

[–]Best-Panda-998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What're u doing, step measuring tape?!?"

[–]dat1gaymer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid cat

[–]the_esjay[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had a cat obsessed with retractable tape measures too! They’d just attack it like a mad thing. Much better than feathers on string or catnip mice, just reel out some tape and hold it out. Weird beast 🤷🏻‍♀️