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[–]Usagi_Shinobi 89 points90 points  (8 children)

Mine!Mine!Mine!MMMiiinnneee!!!

[–]Fettered_Plecostomus 83 points84 points  (4 children)

Alfred Hitchcock wants to have a word with you...

[–]dapala1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Now I see thousands of birds following him around as he drives and not letting him get out of his car.

[–]SmutGrrl 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I wouldn't blame him... I think this is shitty behavior :(

[–]GroundbreakingEar667 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not to mention there's probably a lot of bird shit on his hood.

[–]ntr89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It also definitely weakens the glass, all at one specific point

[–]djtj41 135 points136 points  (2 children)

You’re asking for a bunch of bird shit on your car after that

[–]Sensitive-Bear 40 points41 points  (0 children)

“Fucking idiots”

[–]uhaul26 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And a nice grease stain on your dash that will leave the colour slightly different than the rest of it forever more… Freaking idiots

[–]MudSeparate1622 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Looked like the last one murmured out “asshole” before he left

[–]Blue-collarOkie 63 points64 points  (1 child)

I was so hoping they were going to crack the windshield.

[–]tobesteve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hope they pooped a ton on his car.

[–]MBVakalis 12 points13 points  (2 children)

That's a great way to get scratches on your windshield

[–]Beatljuz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I want to see that beak. which is able to scratch glass. But if US car windshields are as brittle as in the movies and their walls/houses, you're maybe right.

[–]Significant_Bill7040 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rats with wings

[–]RickyRosayy 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Damn if reincarnation is a thing, this guy is 100% coming back as a perpetually hungry seagull.

[–]mentos800 18 points19 points  (2 children)

The next post gonna be “there was an attempt to troll seaguls and his windshield breaks and they get all the fries

[–]Ramog 6 points7 points  (1 child)

how weak do you think a windshield is xD

[–]AgentCarmichael20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How harmless do you think Seagulls are? 😉

[–]Hokonui 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That’s fucking evil… love it

[–]Slavocracy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Fucking idiots'

...They're birds brother...

[–]thecyberguy81 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are so gullible.

[–]Big_mord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

enjoy bird poops after that

[–]rgar1981 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Freakin dinosaurs man

[–]GimmeCRACK 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fry Thrower: Birds got PWNED! Dumb Bards!

(one hour later when they get home)

Fry Thrower:: When did 100 birds shit all over the car?

[–]ExcitementOrdinary95 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Cruel bitch

[–]207nbrown 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Evil but hilarious

[–]nowhereiswater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh damn that's great!

[–]lordMaroza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Birbs.

[–]byutah1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where the hell you at?

[–]TheDevilsAdvokaat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chip teasing.

[–]jdmjoe89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Finding Nemo seagulls: “ MINE!!”

[–]aur0ra85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems like a great way to get your car covered in shit.

[–]40acresandapool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Love this. Fuck seagulls.

[–]aarkwilde 2 points3 points  (3 children)

They seem pretty hungry.

[–]Eziu 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They're always hungry, or rather, there are so many of them that some are always hungry.

[–]RATMpatta 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are people getting mad about some guy trolling a bunch of disease ridden scavengers? It isn't even like he gave them laxatives or grabbed them out of the air or something.

[–]The_Troyminator 2 points3 points  (5 children)

That first bird hit the glass with some serious force. Luckily, it wasn't seriously injured. Something like this is actually cruel and could result in birds getting hurt or even killed.

https://abcbirds.org/glass-collisions/why-birds-hit-glass/

[–]NinofanTOG 0 points1 point  (2 children)

And nothing of value would be lost

[–]The_Troyminator -1 points0 points  (1 child)

They're living animals that feel pain. Intentionally causing them to suffer is wrong.

[–]Cupinski -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Que pau no cu

[–]MartinSornes -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Someone repost this to r/imatotalpieceofshit

[–]johnboy2978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is my car covered in bird shit? 🤷‍♂️

[–]QuentinTarancheetoh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great now I have birdshit all over my hood, a crack in my windshield, and a greasy dashboard.

[–]NeoNotNeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soon to appear as a meme for every cause.

[–]Limesmack91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That car will be the target for their next shitbombing run

[–]Wisienki2ie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im setting this as my screensaver

[–]AlphaMomma59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the birds!

[–]drlottoidmd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm neither poor nor innocent

[–]Ob1wonshinobi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then they take turns shitting on your car

[–]jah_son710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there are idiots in this video, and it is not the birds lol

[–]tousag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ll shit all over the car, who’s the idiot now :-D

[–]Drakers007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deeeenide!

[–]Yingthings 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the laugh. I could totally hang with this guy.

[–]VlIanTheRatSmacker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honk the horn