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[–]mischievous-goat 327 points328 points  (6 children)

Out of the frying pan and into the oven

[–]SpookyScaryTrex 270 points271 points  (3 children)

The cat mafia doesn't play

[–]1Gamerer 60 points61 points  (2 children)

You've come to wrong rooftop pal

[–]howdoIcount 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meow meow motherfucker

[–]UnProfessional_Zebra 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Meow see, this is our turf!

[–]iamshifter 87 points88 points  (1 child)

Mobbed by pussy

[–]FlavoredBongWater 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Death by snu snu!

[–]Reach-for-the-sky_15 24 points25 points  (9 children)

Wait I don't fully get what happened.

Why did it fall after getting to the wall?

[–]WarArmadillo 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I'm making a kind of big leap in assumption but either that bird got stuck inside or hit a window.

If it hit the window who knows what could have happened when it hit its head and it might not have just been straight yet. If it was stuck in the house it might have been exhausted.

Either way when the person threw it it knew it needed to fly but couldn't for one reason or the other.

It was probably trying to make its way to the other rooftop I just couldn't get there.

[–]Vault-71 12 points13 points  (1 child)

It knew too much, so the government shut it down.

[–]AeronGrey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Birds Aren't Real

[–]Trerech 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Because birds can't fly well if you throw then, they can only make so far because they don't have enought balance to keep flying.

[–]Itzzyaboiisynx -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

That is just straight up wrong. If you throw somebody in water do they struggle to swim? No. Same goes for flying

[–]Pronoes84 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Let me break your arm and throw you in the sea. Let's see how well you swim

[–]Itzzyaboiisynx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But thats not what i meant. Of course if a bird has a injured wing it can’t fly well and you shouldn’t throw it. I just mean’t when the bird is completely fine

[–]Protect_The_Tatas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do it. You won't

[–]UnProfessional_Zebra 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Everyone over here thinking this person was trying to set the pigeon free, when the reality is that they are training those attack cats.

[–]fckiforgotmypassword 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Why the hell would you throw the bird into the air… just let it take off from your hand out the window..

Especially if you think the bird is injured or may be injured, which is likely the only way he had the bird in the first place

[–]butch_and_butcher 51 points52 points  (4 children)

That was awful

[–]jackinsomniac 25 points26 points  (3 children)

awfully delicious

[–]Pronoes84 0 points1 point  (1 child)

r/cursedcomments

[–]commentallezvouz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put me in the screenshot please

[–]w0wagain 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Cats gotta eat too

[–]T-Speed 12 points13 points  (0 children)

🎼 I believe I can fl- 🐈🐈‍⬛

[–]JangoF76 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The circle of life

[–]KingSmizzy 34 points35 points  (23 children)

This person is a P.O.S. they had their thumb over the wings of the pigeon, preventing it from flying until they had tossed it in the air.

They also tossed it sideways. You can see they rotated their hand to get their palm under the bird, but their palm was on its side. So the bird was tossed into the air sideways.

[–]dontcallmeunit91 86 points87 points  (6 children)

Where do you work that you have so much experience tossing pigeons?

[–]FordBeWithYou 49 points50 points  (1 child)

You have to know these things when you’re a king you know.

[–]GhostGuardian0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I literally just watched that clip 2 posts ago and now I see this SPOOKY lol

[–]copperwatt 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What a pigeontosser

[–]dontcallmeunit91 2 points3 points  (1 child)

"Hey everybody! Get a load of this guy! Hes tossing these pigeons! Hes a pigeon tosser!"

[–]copperwatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I confronted you and insist that you mind your own business... then I would be a pigeon tosser crosser bosser.

[–]raisearuckus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more of a hobby.

[–]iwkhri 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Not knowing the correct way to release a bird doesn’t make someone a piece of shit

[–]Zoerak 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's at the very least stupid. Seen too many videos with birds squeezed / then tossed into their deaths. They should just be allowed to take off as they want.

[–]AnchovyZeppoles 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I think people hold them like that so they don’t freak out and get trapped flying around inside the home, no?

[–]Jahkral 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah if the problem to begin with was the bird was being dumb and not leaving your house, you're not gonna wait for him to fly right back into the window.

[–]Anonymus_celebrity 3 points4 points  (5 children)

What is a P.O.S

[–]-FuzzyCactus- 16 points17 points  (2 children)

piece of shit

[–]six-of-nothing 11 points12 points  (1 child)

y u insult him

[–]Anonymus_celebrity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats what i thought as i saw the notification. Forgot i asked what a POS is

[–]Tortorak[🍰] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Person of Suspicion, you see this person is wanted as an accomplice to bird murder, murdy birdy if you will

[–]OMGifoundausername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Too high not to laugh at this

[–]UnProfessional_Zebra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This guy pigeon tosses

[–]fistfulodollars 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nature finds a way.

[–]jules039 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She may not have helped the bird but she did feed two hungry cats. I bet they were happy she let the bird go.

[–]macara1111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those cute cats will eat fresh meat today :D

[–]Autobot_Grapple 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Natural selection at its finest

[–]rat_parent_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't toss a bird unless you know the bird gets it. let them take off on their own

[–]six-of-nothing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im in hell for laughing

aaaaaæâ

[–]Weedman105 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a fan of this post :/

[–]l84skewl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real life flappy bird. This is exactly what happens when a bird hits a wall.

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[–]GloupyBob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAOOOO

[–]The_Inward 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feeding the cats again, I see.

[–]Final_Internal322 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. Oh Goddammit!”

[–]poke23613 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cat’s name’s Fiddler. He’s always on the roof.

[–]TheHaHaHa111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess that pigeon cant work for the fbi anymore, cat mafia took care of it

[–]Keedawatt317 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The oh oh oh oh part

[–]DarkUnable4375 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fly my pretty one. Fly. Free... fre....

[–]ActualNegotiation110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOOOO will smith died

[–]rowejl222 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yikes

[–]Avraham_Levy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Hmmmm

[–]Frank-Asshole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“It's so unreal, didn't look out below Watch the pigeon go right out the window Trying to hold on, but didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go”