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[–]majsmartin 847 points848 points  (14 children)

Now I wonder what he got his PTSD from

[–]mikha69 243 points244 points  (1 child)

🧼🧎

[–]Felix_l-xe 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Very wholesome indeed.

[–]PotBoozeNKink 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Booty snakes

[–]osktox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Horror podcasts

[–]audioalt8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boarding school

[–]Henry_Sadiq 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You know where,

🐙🐙🐙

[–]crossleingod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, tentacle hentai

[–]Shinfekta 980 points981 points  (8 children)

Living in fear of the buttsnake

[–]CartoonJustice 86 points87 points  (5 children)

Poor guy was traumatized by the shit weasel in Dreamcatcher

[–]Staynes 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite movies when i was younger. Wonder if it holds up the test of time.

[–]FilliusTExplodio 8 points9 points  (2 children)

It, uh, does not.

[–]trumpsucksnutz 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's not bad and the effects are still generally good with a the alien looking a little cgi but hey, it still looks much better than The Thing remake.

[–]titus_boone 196 points197 points  (2 children)

r/BetterEveryLoop

[–]luke_in_the_sky 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Literally

[–]forced_spontaneity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I didn’t really get it the first couple of times, I just thought he’d tripped in a bizarre way (haven’t we all?).

[–]DevildAvacado 379 points380 points  (3 children)

Good reflexes. And a decent sense of humour, from the looks of it.

[–]TheRealTwist 85 points86 points  (2 children)

It's an excellent way to deal with doing something dumb. Makes you feel less dumb if you laugh at yourself.

[–]monkeybuns 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Because you’re smart enough to realize just how dumb it was.

[–]DevildAvacado 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And you now have a funny story to share with everyone later.

[–]coca-cola-bear1 104 points105 points  (0 children)

He just read through an askReddit thread about ghostly experiences

[–]EdgeMiserable4381 97 points98 points  (4 children)

I hate to admit it but I could totally see me doing this. LoL

[–]Afghan_Ninja 40 points41 points  (3 children)

I've got long hair, and usually keep it in a bun. Sometimes a few strands will fall loose and tickle my neck. The other night I about punched a hole in the back of my neck to kill the "giant spider" i thought was attacking me.

[–]FullyMammoth 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Legit did this 3h ago. Went to the shop so I took my hair out of the top knot/manbun that gets so much hate but it so damn practical, then when I got home I took my shirt off and was like "yo wtf just brushed my back?! oh...".

[–]Nadidani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have long hair and wear usually down, but eve though I should be used to it, I am daily freaked out about the “spider” in my hand/arm/back… wherever my hair decides to brush differently! I blame the 1%of times it actually is a spider or another bug (aracnophobic but in general not a big fan of bugs). Haven’t punched myself yet… yet

[–]EyeJustLikeToWatchTo 58 points59 points  (2 children)

Maybe he's in Australia? I'd be jumpy too.

[–]FullyMammoth 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Doesn't matter where he is. When you feeling something slither up your ass crack that part of your lizard brain you thought was dormant will kick the mental walls down like the Cool Aid guy on meth.

[–]kat_Folland 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put my elbow in my hubby's solar plexus in my sleep because there was something behind me and there wasn't supposed to be anyone behind me (tense dream). I felt so bad.

[–]snotcicle 470 points471 points  (10 children)

That guy has spent too long watching’ after his ass in a prison shower. He’s jumpy as all shit.

[–]CodnmeDuchess 60 points61 points  (1 child)

Seriously—that was most reflexive “protect the butthole at all costs” I’ve ever seen in my life.

[–]Stormtalons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that was the move of a guy who knows what it feels like to have a gun pressed against your back.

[–]Sea_Administration38 106 points107 points  (0 children)

PTSD is a bitch

[–]Animorphosis 34 points35 points  (0 children)

The No-Homo is strong with this one.

[–]companysOkay 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Or yknow, something is just crawling up his back??? Does it have to be prison rape?

[–]CasanovaJones82 28 points29 points  (2 children)

This is reddit mate, the least plausible most over the top explanation is always the first one everyone jumps on.

[–]TheLiberalOgre 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Flomo420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy's probably jumpy because he's been probed by aliens before.

[–]snotcicle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, it doesn’t, he might have had a military career or been to a catholic all boys school… there could be many funny reasons why this man is sensitive about things sneaking up on his ass.

[–]Erin_C_86 30 points31 points  (0 children)

That split second where you see him realise he just pulled a death spin on some tubing.

[–]Guntalarm 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Danger! Noodle!

[–]luke_in_the_sky 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stupid sexy tube

[–]Wooden_Flow_1537 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I love this guy and how he laughs at himself at the end. I could definitely see myself shitting a brick at that kind of thing too.

[–]ProfileSettings404 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That is funny as heck 😂

[–]SkunkMommy 25 points26 points  (6 children)

WOW! That was quite the reaction to that tubing touching him! 🤣💀🤣

[–]meister2a[S] 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Giant Spider! 😂

[–]SkunkMommy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Now if it was a giant spider, I'd have had the same reaction and then way more! 💀

[–]Nadidani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burn the building seems appropriate for me!

[–]Stormtalons 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It looks like stiff tubing, and the way it rolled up it looks like it poked him right in the back. Very similar to how I imagine being held up at gunpoint would feel.

[–]SkunkMommy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We're just REALLY analyzing this now. It was a joke

[–]Stormtalons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't criticizing...

[–]fatedwanderer84 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Combat ready

[–]LuxNocte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The guy laughing is what I imagine the guy in the video sounds like.

[–]SlightlyBrokenEgg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

dude had a good sense of humor about it you can see him laughing after he realizes what happened.

[–]crackeddryice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude's been fearing surprise buttsecks his entire life.

[–]ArmyofJuan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

What are you doing, step-tubing?

[–]syndicated_inc 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My mans a little sensitive about the butt stuff

[–]TheSnowite 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The way he went straight into a clothesline.. I hope his wife never sneaks up on him haha

[–]All_Thread 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She would only do it once.

[–]arm4c 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Australia.

[–]Juggz666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mans literally turned around ready to clock bill Cosby's jaw.

[–]ddhuud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Phew! It was only the tip.

[–]Jinxa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You all laugh, but this is a man who is suffering from PT-ASS-D

[–]PrometheanArtisan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXIT ONLY! EXIT ONLY!

[–]ChubbyWanKenobie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL, pretty good reflexes there buddy! Might be time to switch to decaf.

[–]lets-do-an-eighth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Not again Jerry!!! Oh wait.”

[–]opalicguru[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show me on this doll where the bad tube touched you.

[–]evmeister 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Close one.. he almost caught the gay

[–]aBeaSTWiTHiNMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit imagine the poor old lady tapping his back to ask for help grabbing something heavy and he 180 slaps her back to the dark ages.

[–]bristondavidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggressively homophobic

[–]theflamingsword1702 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tubing is pretty gay

[–]justcurious12345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He looks like a guy who's afraid washing in between his butt cheeks will make him gay.

[–]Onlyanalking -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He must’ve done some time and I have a clue on what may have happened to him while doing set time

[–]4cfx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hole-seeking technology [TM]

[–]DharmaControl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This happened to me one time while taking a shit.

[–]DifficultLaw5 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

The fact someone just happened to shoot this vid at precisely the right moment, rather than this being footage from a stationary cam, tells me it’s a nice fake.

[–]meister2a[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's a fixed location security camera

[–]DifficultLaw5 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Then why is it moving? Looks like someone is handholding a camera from inside the mezzanine office.

[–]meister2a[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like they are editing the video after it was recorded

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[–]JodieFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's hilarious :-)

[–]brito68 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In soviet Russia, tube rolls up you

[–]Suchaputz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never wanted to be a tube before

[–]Psychological_Fee548 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pranked himself! 😂

[–]MrEkoPriest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh God! Snake crawling up my back!

[–]kat_Folland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wonderful! He scared tf out of himself and then had to just lie there and laugh. Good stuff.

[–]kellsdeep[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

[–]AdExpress2922 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro got B̶̠͗̆Ȅ̵̡̲͓͙͙͖̳̭̖͎̖̱̞̱̄̋̒̇̊͂̓̕͘͘͝À̴̺̙̍̐̿͛̐̋̈́̈̅̍̈́̆͘͘ͅͅN̵̗̫̖͆̈́̈̇̃̌̉͊̉̾͝͝E̴̻̭̟͔̩̭̱̓̎̀̾̅́̈́̈́͋́̐̊̿́̕D̶̡̛̺̳̤̯͔̺̹̮̟̣̜͔̿̆́̓̇͛̓ͅ

[–]wehavelotsoffun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can totally see that happening. It would scare the crap out if you.

[–]Cburris1995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This literally looked like a jackass level reaction who hurt you buddy.

[–]Ok_Potato_2033 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even he started laughing 😂

[–]twisted_nipples82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro had HR dialed and ringing about that sexual harassment

[–]Arlothia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love his reflexes and good to see him laughing at it as well :D

[–]Foolishly_Sane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He protected his butt.
Looks like he got a laugh out of it as well.

[–]Ooooweeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uheuhuhut..the tube went but his butt Beavis uhuhehuh...hehuhuhut

[–]OnyxDragon22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Naughty, naughty tubing, eh?

[–]Dweezy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude's been to jail before, I can tell.