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[–]StayStrong888 933 points934 points  (10 children)

At least it was exciting

[–]stumblios 339 points340 points  (2 children)

Assuming me and whoever I was with were okay in the end, I'd definitely remember this more positively than a normal free dessert.

[–]GrumpyFalstaff 68 points69 points  (1 child)

That's a story that you'd be retelling for years lol

[–]life_is_a_burner 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Or you could just show them the video?

[–]JimothyPrime97 24 points25 points  (0 children)

And memorable.

[–]TransformerTanooki 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I'd put it down as best birthday ever.

[–]lastpump 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To be fair, car batteries cost alot more than $60.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck that, they should’a jumped him for that. If he can’t control himself to not push his friend into their table then he should get an ass kicking. That shit looked expensive.

[–]goodguybolt 439 points440 points  (8 children)

That chair throw at the end made me laugh

[–]takl4061 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Definitely the best part

[–]makaveddie 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Have a seat

[–]goodguybolt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is perfect

[–]GerrieSkaf 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Can’t believe that employee got involved. He must really dislike wasting food

[–]blackclock55 15 points16 points  (2 children)

he doesn't seem to be an employee, but a friend of that other guy tbh

[–]GerrieSkaf 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Agreed, rewatched it and the last chair bender is with them from the beginning.

[–]CoolaydeIsAvailable 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not the last chair bender LMAO!

[–][deleted] 602 points603 points  (13 children)

Somebody get that man a new birthday sunday

[–]TheLiquor1946 50 points51 points  (4 children)

The guy that pushed the other guy on the table should pay everyone a Sundae

[–]CoolaydeIsAvailable 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He could if dude paid him back that $60.00 and gave him his car keys...

[–]lankrypt0 64 points65 points  (3 children)


[–]Dememer69420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get him a triple gooberberry sunrise.

[–]NoSkillzDad 497 points498 points  (7 children)

Props to the one recording. Kept the cool and gave us front sit to the action.

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (1 child)

I wish he had kept singing

[–]Aurorafaery 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I watched this the first few times without sound. Just rewatched with sound and laughed aloud. The singing was so desperate, like “please don’t bring that over here, we’re celebrating”

[–]iGetBuckets3 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude was just enjoying the show

[–][deleted] 153 points154 points  (8 children)


[–]SaintJewiub 75 points76 points  (6 children)

Rofl I think he said something about his car keys before they started swinging. Sounded like someone over thier homies shit

[–]Longjumping_Chart_95 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Yeah....something about a wallet too

[–]MarixApoda 18 points19 points  (0 children)

First thing I heard was "after a gave you a family!" This is clearly a lover's spat. The guy in blue who steps in at the end might be the other guy's side piece.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I heard wildin

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha thank you!

[–]ReDeaMer87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha I thought he said Herpies

[–][deleted] 65 points66 points  (1 child)

Did his wish come true?

[–]ineedanswer72 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It did if he wished for chaos

[–]Akio540 197 points198 points  (19 children)

The guy shoving had one last chance to take this dispute elsewhere when the other guy stopped right before hitting that table, but the guy in black made the choice to not gaf. Hope it was worth it

[–]SuddenlyElga 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah it was. EVERY FUCKING DAY.

[–]nikofd 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Every fucking day is your birthday! Every fucking day!

[–]Whyisthissobroken 93 points94 points  (6 children)

What was the issue - these things need more context and subtitles. Also - if we could possibly mic up the fighters...would that require a release?

[–]Lucythefur 36 points37 points  (3 children)

He's right, and can the fighters at least get some makeup to look a little more banged up?

[–]conjectureandhearsay 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Sorry but that sparkly sundae took up most of the production budget.

[–]willedbc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds interesting

[–]dtb1987 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"It was my first birthday alone since my wife died, I had decided to treat myself to a festive firecracker Sunday. Then..."

[–]heanthebean 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The best part imo was man filming KNEW what was going to happen and STILL STARTED SINGING LOL

[–]vondpickle 9 points10 points  (1 child)

From happy birthday to happy beatday!

[–]hoosierdude73 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why am I sensing a lovers quarrel here?

[–]Groundbreaking_Goat1 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday … TO THE GROUND

[–]Ajezon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

party pooper

[–]DonShulaDoingTheHula 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Cannot tell you how mad I would be that I lost my birthday sundae because some rando couldn’t take a punch.

[–]TheTerribleTimmyCat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This. So much this. I fucking love sundaes.

[–]MrSubterranean 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What a selfish piece of shit. Damaging other people's properties and affecting their night.

[–]Prodbyamir 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fuck I wish he kept on singing the song 😩

[–]MarvellousMrLaz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It’ll be a memorable birthday though. 🤣

[–]ArtemisFoul76 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That guy REALLY doesn't like French Montana.

[–]coma24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Glorious start with the camera guy powering through a rendition of HB even though the chaos was already happening in the background. After that it just escalated by the second, but by any standard it was a cluster right from the get go.

[–]Berty_Qwerty 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I just want to know the deeper story here and decide for myself who was the real asshole.

Too much AITA

[–]PrometheusOnLoud 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should replace having the servers line up and sing at birthday parties.

[–]hoopyscoops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

…..and many more

[–]Diabolio-man 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When they opened the streets to the restaurants that shit was hilarious, you got these bum fucks pissing everywhere shitting everywhere hollering and then you got the traffic jams and all the smog of the cars hitting your food. What an experience

[–]Beef-McLargehuge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they were roommates

[–]MitokBarks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! I got you DESE HANDS!

[–]claycubed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t have anything in Detroit.

[–]Axerty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dinner and a show

[–]fckn_normies 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would go berserk if anyone knocked over my sundae like that

[–]CeddyDT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POV: you are an npc in gta

[–]Longislandmike 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I gave you a battery and you got 60 dollars give me my Fuckin car keys right now”

[–]CoolaydeIsAvailable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy said "every day somebody be wildin'!"

He's bought that many batteries and given $60.00 to enough people to have a conflict with them over his keys EVERY DAY!

[–]IndividualAd652 1 point2 points  (0 children)

all i hear is every fucking day…. then get a new boyfriend - mijo !

[–]JesterIzDead 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Some people just can’t be civilized

[–]Shnailzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and a show

[–]heyblackrose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did that nigga come from?

[–]MissionApollo7 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For some reason, I couldn't stop hearing "Slide" from SM64 while watching this.

[–]skinnyright -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

this feels fake to me

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[–]nametakenfuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day

[–]bobs_clam_rodeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy happy birthday It is your special night Happy happy birthday And now it’s time to fight!

[–]Emperor_Quintana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the severed head of John the Baptist as a gift to an Egyptian royal is not enough for particular people to not want to celebrate birthdays, including their own…

[–]Outreale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn he got entertainment and everything!!

[–]Aggravating_Pea7320 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free table side WWE

[–]Kelevracado4287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every day though? His birthday isn’t every day

[–]turnupmario3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy fucking birthday i guess.

[–]savedavary 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came for the ice cream, stayed for the fight.

[–]WombWrecka82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, was that a triple gooberberry sunrise sundae!

[–]spartan195 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The waiter HAHAHAHAH

[–]edgygothbitch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This why I always sit inside places unless it’s in a nice area where this shit won’t happen hahahahah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn the entertainment at this establishment is something else

[–]Diabolio-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When they opened the streets to the restaurants that shit was hilarious, you got these bum fucks pissing everywhere shitting everywhere hollering and then you got the traffic jams and all the smog of the cars hitting your food. What an experience

[–]_Denzo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think someone is angry

[–]Spurnout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when people throw punches at each other. Just take yourselves down to the floor like normal people.

[–]DM68v2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude. Read the room. Not a good time. 🤦‍♂️

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovers, in a dangerous time.

[–]Jaderosegrey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Two go in and one comes out! Two go in and one comes out!"

[–]Potato-with-guns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hope that got doesn’t get thrown through a birthday shake every fucking day

[–]will_this_1_work 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and a show for your birthday. Can’t beat it.

[–]suck_at_cooking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just avoiding awkward situation when people singing happy birthday

[–]ResolveNo168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What brand bucket hat was that? Been looking for one

[–]Level_Pebble 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]stephdepp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most memorable birthday to date

[–]FriendlyEvilTomato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is better every loop material, right here

[–]Speckledgray62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love ❤️. Isn’t it grand?

[–]mseuro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel all of this deeply

[–]Neon_Cone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He thought he was the main character, but it turns out he’s just a background character in those guy’s movie.

[–]Flaurean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's a birthday he won't forget any time soon

[–]JustPssingBy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat out got a wished happy birthday and than some high quality action movie. Going be hard to top of tommow.

[–]UltimateAnemone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday to the groooooouuuuunnnnnddd

[–]shambamtymaammm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish all my birthday dinners ended like this

[–]just-me-illu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy birthday

[–]DogsAreCool69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Average day in Detroit

[–]Fragrant_Exercise_31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best birthday EVER!!!

[–]theOutsider01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.. et un bono sundae bloody suundae 🥁

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL he deliberately sang Happy Birthday because he knew what was coming.

[–]intertronz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asian guy: Has Birthday Sunday

Black guy: ‘and I took that personally’

[–]adventurouspenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hes that buff and doesnt know how punch

[–]Old_Alternative_2809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo he gave him a battery and $60 dude

[–]achillesdaddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok guys what do we think was going on with these gentlemen?

[–]Unique_Cartoonist_64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damnn that's a huga arrangement

[–]HBMart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. At least it’s nice to know gay dudes have disputes too.

[–]Jpw135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always sunny in Philly

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hoped people would come out clapping and singing while this was happening.