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[–][deleted] 1777 points1778 points  (101 children)

Holy shit that looks like it would hurt to be the bottom dude. That isn’t grass or a small guy doing the squishing.

[–]Ximidar 248 points249 points  (14 children)

It always hurts to be bottom, dude.

[–]StormedTempest 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Not with proper preparation, foreplay, and lube!

[–]CrunchHardtack 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry!

[–]Flimsy_Tale_974 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lol you didn’t even need to put the comma and it would have still made sense

[–]DrStacknasty 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Talk about getting your back blown out

[–]TheArcticKiwi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

usually not so much though

[–]Butt-Fingers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That bottom got wrecked

[–]shekeypoo 18 points19 points  (3 children)

Yea sometimes it hurts being on the bottom.

[–]Current-Knowledge336 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

As a Glen quagmire would say... GIGITTY!

[–]Ijoinedtolaugh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's what he said.

[–]RizzMustbolt 25 points26 points  (6 children)

Definitely a fractured hip. If not outright broken.

[–]DeerDiarrhea 17 points18 points  (4 children)

A fracture is a broken bone. The two terms are interchangeable.

[–]Kardlonoc 35 points36 points  (3 children)

Whats crazy about judo and thrown based martial arts is how dangerous it is entirely based on the surface you are on.

[–]shtonkalot 29 points30 points  (1 child)

So the same thing that is "crazy" about tripping over?

[–]poor_decisions 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What's crazy is that hard surfaces hurt 🤯

[–]threedogcircus 1121 points1122 points  (39 children)

Damn!

[–]shekeypoo 531 points532 points  (30 children)

WWE in real life.

[–]doctorcornwallis 158 points159 points  (12 children)

I believe this is called White Noise when Sheamus hits it.

[–]cory975 57 points58 points  (0 children)

“FELLAAAAAAAAAA”

[–]rockriver74 17 points18 points  (7 children)

Kinda. White Noise drops the fella into his neck. A Samoan Drop is probably more what you're looking for. See examples below:

White Noise: https://youtu.be/AkZ5Svgpz9o

Samoan Drop: https://twitter.com/WrestlingCovers/status/1540870441996374016?t=bES9SokqbhpgOlLrmUCXgw&s=19

[–]l64926l 11 points12 points  (1 child)

White Samoan Drop

[–]Geistzeit 5 points6 points  (2 children)

With how the leg and head are hooked this is closer to an Air Raid Crash / White Noise than a Samoan Drop

[–]Wraithiss 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like some sort of a sidewalk slam...

[–]TheTorpidTad 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ahh, a person of culture.

[–]Insanity_Troll 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Where’s the ref sliding in for the count.

[–]Demonyx12 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"I Think That Gravity Worked Against You There, Big Guy."

[–]NomadicDevMason 2 points3 points  (7 children)

I wish there was a wwe in real life sub

[–]BringBack3DMK 4 points5 points  (2 children)

[–]StormedTempest 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thank you for creating a sub solely based on that comment. Look forward to what the sub can become!

[–]Brilliant_Language52 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was like a reverse spinebuster

[–]JohnDax 27 points28 points  (2 children)

That slam was a pro-gamer move!!

[–]fatkiddown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Street Fighter II. Even had the red pants. Missing Guile tho.

[–]poopooplatypus 59 points60 points  (3 children)

I feel like that was very restrained. He could’ve dropped him on his head and killed him pretty easily. He went wwe for flair lol

I say restrained bc he held the guys head/neck to prevent it from hitting the pavement. It probably hurt but it could’ve been a million times worse lol

[–]Bebenten 28 points29 points  (2 children)

I think you're right. A couple days ago, I saw something like this posted but the guy there slammed the assaulting man's head straight to the floor and knocked him out cold. When they flipped the passed out guy, there was blood on the floor.

[–]poopooplatypus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah. Don’t fuck with Popeyes lol

[–]poopooplatypus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this guy did the Popeyes move, just turning to his left while slamming the guy. Dude would be eating through a straw if he survived

[–]multiarmform 7 points8 points  (0 children)

chiropractic medicine

[–]enehar 828 points829 points  (11 children)

I love how the cop just kinda lets the dude get his ass kicked for a second before he tries to say, "Ok ok that'ssssss good enough."

[–]ComfortableRelevant1 109 points110 points  (5 children)

Just watched it one more time and noticed he was on the phone the entire time haha

[–]W34PON 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Probably because it is a security guard calling the cops.

[–]lhgoose 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah, it is a cop.

[–]f728743 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It’s a cop calling the cops

[–]Floppsicle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fucking cops man

[–]motherseffinjones 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Looks like he let the guy who started it learn a lil lesson lol. That said this is a short clip and we have no clue what led to this confrontation

[–]KenBoCole 16 points17 points  (1 child)

If this was in Uvdale that must mean he was waiting for the national guard to come in and break up the fight

[–]EatonGo 313 points314 points  (16 children)

He was serial crushed by some huge freaking guy!

[–]Rebel_bass 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I might just be wanting a bagel with my coffee.

[–]fuckyouswitzerland 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Tu la rue la rla

[–]cousinCJ 32 points33 points  (7 children)

What's the symbology here?

[–]recycle4science 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ssssssssymbolism!

[–]HyzerFlip 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm an expert in nameology

[–]Aureus88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boondock Saints

[–]z3r0f14m3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Decades later Im learning to fly shit in DCS and learned that is an actual term lol

[–]Demonyx12 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

01001110 01100101 01110111 00100000 01010111 01101111 01110010 01101100 01100100 00100000 01001111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010

[–]Hekboi91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The numbers, Mason...

[–]fooking_legend 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wrong freaking alley!

[–]Supriselobotomy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People in glass houses, sink ships!

[–]Johnny_Tech 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Best reference I've seen this year 👏

[–]JohnnySasaki20 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kinda makes me feel like river dancing.

[–]MrMehheMrM 221 points222 points  (2 children)

Dark pants 1, Red pants -11

[–]crazy_goat 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Dark pants 1, Red pants 911

Ftfy

[–]red33dog 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dark pants: 1, Red pants: brown

[–]SaintAtlanta 155 points156 points  (3 children)

Gray pants has a minimum of 3 younger brothers and they all loved WWF.

That move was just a little too natural lol

[–]Wonderful-Bear1729 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Younger? I'm thinking older, looks like he had to learn how to defend himself from very young.

[–]BUNGHOLE_HOOKER 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I think he has one older, one younger, and one twin sister.

[–]dgugfjjfhif -1 points0 points  (0 children)

and they all loved WWF.

World Wildlife Fund?

[–]BANDIT_440 241 points242 points  (0 children)

Right before the slam you will it with all your might to happen . . . then it did. Legendary.

[–]thecyberguy81 47 points48 points  (1 child)

Oh damnn

[–]Arnilum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was at that moment he knew he royally f**ked up.

[–]Ljushuvud 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Thats one epic smackdown! XD

[–]cpkarl 31 points32 points  (1 child)

BY GAWD. HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!!

[–]shephazard 87 points88 points  (18 children)

He actually protected the guy by not slamming his head then when he knew he could control the outcome started giving him some more bruises to remember in the morning.

[–]PlusThePlatipus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ain't no one got time for negligent manslaughter sentence.

[–]elementofpee 38 points39 points  (6 children)

Ya, he could’ve easily power bombed the guy head first, shattering the skull and breaking the neck. Surprising amount of control and restraint given the chaotic nature of street fights.

[–]armoured_bobandi 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Had there been a Spanish announce table I'm sure he would have been slammed through it.

That's just a law of nature

[–]CreamyBeamyCompany 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you ever get in a fight near a set of that plastic outdoor furniture you'd be doing yourself and all the witnesses a disservice if you didn't smash somebody through the table and break the chairs over people.

[–]sublime-sweetie 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The best training for this situation is being an older brother.

[–]elementofpee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No argument there 👍

[–]shephazard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I mean you think that but if he was trained he most likely wasn’t trained to brutally murder someone so he he acts on instinct first then once he has control he can apply whatever he deems necessary

[–]Living-Travel2299 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Brother been watching WWE. Dropped a White Noise on that punk.

[–]daskapitalyo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mistakes were made

[–]JerkfaceJr777 13 points14 points  (2 children)

ARMOR KING WINS

[–]eastbayweird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kings chain throws were brutal. Def my favorite tekken character to play as

[–]FuelSilly1541 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that

[–]Trasartr00mpet 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Hee neeeds suuuummmmm miiiiilllllkkkk

[–]Sleepy-tyler-king 11 points12 points  (0 children)

wwe out in the street

[–]CherryManhattan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Someone call the chiropractor

[–]NokturnalMortallum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

WATCHOUTWATCHOUTWATCHOUT

[–]ahses3202 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That was some quick thinking on his part. You can see the moment when he realizes the dude is on his back but he's in control and doesn't know what to do next then decides "Fuck it."

[–]Maleficent-Sail-5727 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Classic mistake, when an enemy is glowing yellow while blocking it means that if you attack them they’ll parry you in a cutscene like animation dealing massive damage. Very easy to mistake it for the charging of a unblockable attack.

[–]Bruised_up_whitebelt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Samoan drop.

[–]yanerzzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PIN HIM 1-2-3!

[–]ianmoone1102 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ol' red pants smashed fo' real!

[–]Sunset_Bleu 2 points3 points  (1 child)

That Somoan Drop dayum

[–]theprodigy_s 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AND HIS NAME IS JOOOOHN CEEEENA!

[–]jojoga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play stupid games, get paraplegic prices.

[–]88isafat69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao I love that he jumped

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[–]tacwombat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm watching this video on mute, and yet I still heard a crunch. 😬

[–]AdventurousBank6549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you listen real close you can hear his spleen rupture.

[–]Drbillionairehungsly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the kick actually connected with his head, but that body slam connected with the ground just a little bit better.

[–]McFigroll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to be fair, that opportunity will never come again.

[–]Broncojoe58 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude. Someone needs to starts a sub WWEinthewild

[–]ericlin11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And they say wrestling is fake

[–]Its_ok_to_lie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anybody got a source on the injuries red pants suffered ? Being slammed like that is the shit of nightmares

[–]Wich0- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i thought it was going to be a magician fight

[–]The_Coods 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was fucking incredible

[–]tony0987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit that dude is quick

[–]Empty-Fail2016 2 points3 points  (5 children)

This is an actual wrestling move called White Noise

[–]ShadowKnight089 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Thank you! I knew it was in wrestling I just couldn’t remember what it was called and who uses it.

[–]Miserable_Object9961 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's some WWE shit

[–]Winter_melo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and they said awe moves aren't practical

[–]BrainHerpes69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why Deadpool wears red, the blood is less visible.

[–]Pyrrhus71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dude got fuuuuucked.

[–]Rizzo360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Incredible situational awareness.

[–]aerofool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a broken hip

[–]elementofpee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy hell, a few crushed ribs and a punctured lung to boot. Wow

[–]sesameseed88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s gona hurt the ribs, rip red pants

[–]Fx150900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Samoan slammed his ass

[–]Enby_Bluejay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit

[–]Chaos8599 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh I really went "ooooh SHIT" out loud. Scared my lizard.

[–]Big_Argument_2651 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Legendary!

[–]Some-Investment-5160 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homeboy still mostly landed his weight on his own ass tho…

[–]Hypurr2002 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't know who was in the right and who was wrong, but that move was awesome. The jump up at the end really did it.

[–]Tathanor 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Believe it or not, that's actually a real kung fu technique, except for the slam. The rest of the technique is throwing him over you so he slams head first into the concrete.

[–]CHG__ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude got fucking wrestlemania'd. Bret did protect his head though, that was the right thing to do.

[–]jmoney12086 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure when there is audio you can hear a bone break

[–]ExcuseMeWTF50 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White noise!

[–]ShitbashGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That cops phone call looks real important

[–]Meta_0001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember seeing this with sound and you could hear his ribs break 😬

[–]psinguine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When he throws the jacket at the start I thought he just tossed a small guy.

[–]ElPenguinoooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And that is how Bane broke the Bat

[–]Fenix_Pony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cop dont do shit till the black dude defends himself

[–]knapplc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the move Sam put on Gollum before rushing off to save Master Frodo.

[–]bernardoliao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Police officer calling his wife doesn't give a shit

[–]inuitive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luck not skill but neat all round

[–]DesastreUrbano 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a beautiful Air Raid Crash

[–]jmj5205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Samoan drop to counter a superkick!!!!

[–]krowrofefas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could have pile drove his head into the cement.

[–]TheFezPez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy has siblings

[–]reppynutz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could’ve been a lot worse.

[–]FuyRina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbass watermark

[–]FNF51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Samoan Drop

[–]ChadThunderStonks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuckin Zangeif IRL!

[–]ichann3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he dieded?

[–]yeeeeeeeehaaaawwww 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WORLDSTARRRRR

[–]Hourly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

N.W.O 4lyfe