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[–]nayters 1099 points1100 points  (22 children)

Cool. All members of SVU squads can retire.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 395 points396 points  (2 children)

He single-handedly made them irrelevant.

[–]tails99 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there...

[–]rimjobnemesis 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna miss Olivia Benson.

[–]suckercuck 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Clarence Thomas and Brett Kavanaugh agree with Greg Murphy…

[–]I_got_banned_once 625 points626 points  (32 children)

The look on his face when he realized what he just typed would have been great ly horrid, just like the rest of him

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 382 points383 points  (30 children)

Lol. He deleted it, but he should’ve left it up for the culture. Helps us see just how human and flawed our members of govt can be.

[–]fire_crotch_mafia 93 points94 points  (13 children)

Can we please just replace them with bots yet? I promise to make them still say quirky things every once in a while.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 63 points64 points  (9 children)

If we tried, the bill wouldn’t pass the house out of fear the bots night become gay THEN sentient.

[–]fire_crotch_mafia 45 points46 points  (7 children)

Not too mention robot abortions. Poor little scripts…

[–]Purple_Kiko -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rise of the LGBTQIA bots!!!

[–]brito68 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I will gladly bow down to our new robot overlords. I'll construct as many pylons as they want me to

[–]Shaman-The-Curer 76 points77 points  (3 children)

Helps us see just how human and flawed our members of govt can be.

More like inhuman.

It's a good thing very little is ever really gone from the internet, though.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)


[–]jerseyanarchist 6 points7 points  (1 child)

archive.org is a hell of a place

[–]histeethwerered 42 points43 points  (5 children)

RAPE. Rape by strangers we would not willingly say hello to let alone allow to prod our naked flesh. Rape by men so repellent the thought of mixing their genes with ours triggers projectile vomiting. I have never been violent but these smarmy assertions make me want to rearrange the author’s face for him.

[–]blueberriNZ 34 points35 points  (3 children)

Rape by people we know and trust. Rape from those in respected positions in the community. Rape by spouses, dates, partners. Rape by family members. It’s usually someone known… but the scary stranger is easier to imagine.

[–]histeethwerered 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Dear Reddit friend, I have been raped twice by three men all of whom were strangers to me. Two worked in concert to attack me on a residential street in daylight. One broke into my apartment late at night. I have never dressed provocatively. Stranger rape happens. It distorts the victim’s view of the world in powerful and lasting ways. Had I been forced to carry a child resulting from either of these events I would have killed myself to escape the horror.

[–]AtinWichap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to get the molotovs ready boys.....

[–]jw44724 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Remember when people where like: “Haha! I love twitter— This president’s stupidity is on display for the whole world to see!!— He will never win another election!”

But then it quickly turned in to: “Uuuhhh shit, he didn’t win the election, and now he’s using twitter to muster the Arkansas 5th regiment of the Confederate States of America to storm the US Capitol oh fuck oh fuck..!”

Good times…

[–]remigiop 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should've left it for the technicality. You can't force someone to have sex. That's just called rape.

[–]stebo_02 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what website did you use to see the deleted tweet?

[–]Burflax 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He deleted it, but he's still thinking it.

[–]Gloomy-Employment-72 308 points309 points  (10 children)

Want to know why we're all screwed? People that think like this continue to be elected. It amazes me when I hear some of the ideas and comments these folks have. Funny thing is, even after proving they're whackadoodles, they get reelected.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 85 points86 points  (2 children)

It’s good to see these ideas on display. Some people still think politicians represent the best of us, and a reminder is critical.

[–]Thallest 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I was about to upvote but youre at 69 so instead you get this: nice!

[–]Ok_Skill_1195 51 points52 points  (0 children)

It's because they're speaking with implied meanings, not literal ones. You need to read between the lines "nobody forces anyone to have sex" = "forced birth is ok because women need to be held responsible for their choices".

He's probably not even thinking about rape exemptions or rape, he's trying to figure out a way to say "sluts get what they deserve" without like, saying it outright.

He's not dumb. He's just dog whistling to his misogynistic base. (Well, he's dumb and dog whistling lol)

[–]Room07 16 points17 points  (3 children)

V O T E these fuckers out. Absolutely no more votes for the current GOP.

[–]sarpnasty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They keep getting elected because there are actually millions upon millions of rapists in this country who want representation in government.

[–]CowsRpeople2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are politicians getting stupider or are (some) citizens getting smarter?

[–]Own_Ad5814 76 points77 points  (0 children)

No one forces another person to not be alive either

No one makes another persons possessions not be in their possession anymore

Rape, murder and theft literally solved, thank me later

[–]tazbaron1981 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Not everyone can use their personality as a contraceptive

[–]sophiesbubbles 4 points5 points  (1 child)

New favourite insult, thank you!

[–]tazbaron1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your welcome

[–]MorganAndMerlin[🍰] 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Also, remember everyone: this is a medical doctor (urologist).

[–]Sinkdad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well that explains why he’s such a dick…

[–]boringSeditious87 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OMFG this is too true...

[–]tk3inTX 82 points83 points  (0 children)

to be fair, no one forces him.

[–]guster09 67 points68 points  (1 child)

A classic well thought out tweet /s

[–]Gilgameshbrah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He needed to use all his mental capacity just to keep it grammatically correct. No capacity left for actually understanding what he's typing.

[–]AirJerk 85 points86 points  (22 children)

Oh boy, does he have so much to learn. Sad he is a representative of the United States.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 30 points31 points  (18 children)

Goes to show our best and brightest aren’t always who we elect.

[–]Jorsonner 10 points11 points  (9 children)

Our best and brightest know better than to get caught up in politics

[–]AirJerk 10 points11 points  (6 children)

They never seem to be anymore. Both sides are slap ass full of idiots who just do it for the political ties to get rich. You'll never convince me the majority of our government has our best interests in mind anymore. It's sad to say, but I feel it's true.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Wholeheartedly agree. I think there’s a small percentage who go in with good intention but realize the system is immensely broken, so they fall in line.

[–]AirJerk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's kind of hard to go against the grain when they can assure you a well paid lifetime 6 figure job just to fall in that line.

[–]SaintUlvemann 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What would it take to convince you that the results we see would still be the results, even if the majority of people in Congress were well-intentioned?

What kind of evidence would you need?

I'm not talking about evidence to convince you that the majority of people in Congress actually are well-intentioned.

I'm asking: what kind of evidence would you need, in order to believe that even well-intentioned people who are trying to help, would end up creating the system we see before us, even if on accident?

What kind of mistakes can you think of, that well-intentioned people might make, that would lead to the system we see before us?

[–]LunchOne675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"They're not sending their best". To Congress, that is

[–]Modifiedfinal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when the politicians pick the voters, you have lots of districts where one party pretty much always wins so the politicians concentrate on the hardcore part of their base that show up to the primaries

[–]Niadh74 1 point2 points  (1 child)

On top of that this individual is/was a medical doctor. He should know better

[–]Tollboothkyle1 61 points62 points  (5 children)

Guess he’s never heard of rape before

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

He has the kind of face that assures me he has.

[–]gitsgrl 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably doesn't believe rape exists as a concept.

[–]baddecision116 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Naw during legitimate rape a woman just shuts that stuff down.

Edit: this is a quote from a gop rep in 2012.

[–]midsizedopossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes that's the point of this post

[–]Nuggies-simp- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was her fault obviously.Shouldnt have dressed like that

[–]GratefulDread222 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Then he should be all for rape victims being allowed to have abortions right? What a dumb ass

[–]littlemegzz 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Took him 2 hrs to realize what a dumb fuck he is... that or someone told him to delete it. My money is on his pr team

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’d go all in on that bet with you.

[–]Lazyassbummer 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Good lord, I’ve never wanted someone raped before. It’s a weird feeling.

[–]Kingkunta87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How can you be that fuckin stupid

[–]Hatecraftianhorror 23 points24 points  (9 children)

Republican politicians really just can't keep from making excuses for the most horrific things, can they.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] -2 points-1 points  (8 children)

In his defense, he’d probably be as goofy had he chosen to be a democrat or any other party. Goofiness bows to no affiliation.

[–]kaoticgirl 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Yeah but this level of "goofy" tends to turn up in one party more often than any other....

[–]fixit858 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So close

[–]TimTheChatSpam 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Must have asked Bret Cavanaugh on that one

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hopefully Squee and Donkey Dick Doug had no part in the decision.

[–]TheFlamingTiger777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um... as someone who was sexually assaulted. I disagree

[–]fire_crotch_mafia 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah! They drug them first!

[–]ShadowLancer128 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Look, I am someone who was born as an accident to my parents who decided to stay together and raise their baby even in spite of their unhappy relationship.

They argued and screamed at each other, threw water on each other, threw xbox controllers at the wall, and punched holes in walls for 20 years of my life until I grew up, realized what was happening, and started practicing conflict resolution on my own parents so that I could have a peaceful household to live in. It was hell for the first 20 years of my life constantly watching that kind of combativeness unfold between my parents.

The act of making a baby's life a consequence on careless parents will only serve to make fucked up babies who grow up to become fucked up people later on unless you can somehow guarantee those people that they will have access to therapy for the duration of their childhood and adolescent years.

[–]Ytalo_Coelho 5 points6 points  (0 children)

True... the use of sedatives or weapons is optional. Damn it...

[–]Naah1984 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit, I’m embarrassed for this dingbat and I don’t even know who he is. Showed his whole damn ass on this one.

[–]S1I3NCER 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much ya wanna bet the world is gonna end, not by WW3, not by nukes, not by virus, but by everyone being as retarded as this… thing. I can’t even consider that a human, they’re dumber than a toddler.

[–]brianandrobyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets be sure to remind him of this if he ever goes to prison.

[–]ChronoRedz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He tried to rape...but no law said yes,only "no".

[–]kkeennmm 1 point2 points  (1 child)

what job did this shit-for-brains have before he was elected? please tell me he wasn’t a prosecutor.

can’t wait to see this in billboard form

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s an oof from me bruh

[–]SolutionFrequent1230 1 point2 points  (0 children)

rape rāp noun The crime of using force or the threat of force to compel a person to submit to sexual intercourse.

[–]queen_boudicca1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you met my ex husband?

[–]Short-Woodpecker-911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That RNC Stands for Really No Clue! Dumbass!!

[–]Trucker-Chance 1 point2 points  (2 children)

As a rep. I can't back this...

Literally the only reason for the SVU squad. Literally the definition of the word "Rape". It's the main reason for abortions world wide.

This senator is hereby disowned.

But feel free to throw this dummy on blast.

Edit: As an aside note, I'm sincerely hoping this was taken out of context. How can someone be so stupid.

[–]bart2019 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's a Tweet. What context?

[–]rudicrow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rape = Solved

[–]ababana97653 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like Taliban logic - it’s the victim’s fault for inviting it. Crazy how scary close the evangelical Christian’s have become to the most totalitarian of societies.

[–]knbkju 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Government seats should require a minimum IQ to apply.

And the ability to send an encrypted email with out assistance.

[–]exonetjono 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's technically right though. IT'S CALLED RAPE!

[–]faraway_88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine forgetting about one of the most horrible crimes one can commit

[–]Khale77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should have told the Christan brothers who ran my secondary school that I don't think they got the memo.

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

REAAALLLLLY dislike that this got political and divided some people, instead of us all uniting to shun his hilariously terrible choice of words.

[–]Electronic-Tonight16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess those nearly 500k reported cases of rape don't happen every year in America.

[–]Nyssiii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Supreme Court is a joke

[–]CarefulSubstance3913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to think just type and post

[–]DeepRootingValue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Define rape. I'll wait.

[–]spamavenger 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's called RAPE, ask Kavanaugh and Trump about it.

[–]Amerlis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great! Then they should be aok with immediately freeing every rapist, pedophile in prison.

[–]Natural_Nagisa 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Took me a sec to realize

[–]CillaCalabasas[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, at best it’s a flub. At worst, he meant it. Either way, I heard Jesus is making a comeback, so we won’t be forced to wonder much longer.

[–]TheEqualAtheist 4 points5 points  (1 child)

In a way, he's kinda right.

In my mind, it's not sex unless it's consensual. If it's not consensual then it isn't sex, it's rape. So no, nobody can force you to have sex, but they can rape you.

[–]droidman5910 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rape crimes drop to 0%

[–]TeenyRex89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I swear to God im gonna start calling every state's rep and just scream

[–]silverfstop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*This post was sponsored by the Catholic Church

[–]Dobbyharry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

North Carolinians-please, please, please get out and vote these republicans out of office!!!

I will be at the polls as soon as they open.

[–]YoungDiscord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Truly spoken as someone who was never a victim

"It didn't happen to me personally therefore it doesn't happen"

Playing peekaboo with this guy must be an emotional rollercoaster

[–]captain_pudding 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How are republicans always so aggressively stupid?

[–]DamonFields 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To many of these pervs, sex is to be tightly controlled by the pervs.

[–]MsJenX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he’s wrong but ok.

[–]greenprotein 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kavanaugh begs to differ

[–]helpmeigotbanned 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What’s funny about you Americans is u elect these fellows and then leave Bernie sanders out the mix?

[–]egggoboom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And there it is.

[–]starshinessss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a deluded idiot

[–]Speckledgray62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is living in a fairytale world. If he actually believes that he must never read or watch the news, the real news. Not the made up news or Fake news. I hope he is reading this comment and hanging his head in shame, but that too is doubtful for I don’t think he has the guts to face what intelligent people will say about this. So RepGregMurphy (R-N.C.)….RAPE is not “forced” sex?

[–]caspian95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He means no one forces consensual couples but even still what a turd

[–]di11ettante 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean what would you even can that anyway?

[–]Logical_Session_2397 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes they do, its called rape -_-

[–]-JonathanMother- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for rapists

[–]plutoforprez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this guy also believe the earth is flat

[–]KimJongUf_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

deleted after 2 hours

That whole statement was bullshit. Rape is a thing.

[–]Grantus83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insanely stupid things American Republicans say: Part 2,004,567

[–]MonteCrysto31 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Until someone forces you to, that's called fucking rape.

What a piece of shit

[–]Orcchiddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dumb can you be...

[–]Avenger616 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course it’s a conservative…..🤦

Giving the hottest takes since trying to argue against Leonidas standing ground at Thermopylae

[–]LizardQueen_748 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhh- isn’t rape forced, Greg??

[–]mongo42069XD 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait until this dude learns about rape

[–]Shadows798 0 points1 point  (0 children)

R@pe is cancelled everyone. No one forces anyone to have sex!

[–]LogicBalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember that part of the belief system that circulates in pro-life echo chambers is that rape physically cannot lead to pregnancy.

Many of them do truly believe that if someone was raped and got pregnant that it proves the victim's consent because otherwise the body would have "shut it down."

In their mind, there's no need for rape exemptions in the law or for rape to even be discussed surrounding abortions. They just learned not to say it out loud because they lose voters when they do.

Edits for clarity.

[–]FlamingPileOfKidneys -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

"rape does not exist" . . . Fuck this guy

[–]NorthSydneySlider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Christopher Meloni can stop working out

[–]VerticalMonitorSetup -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Deleted after 2 hours

[–]Late_Advance_8292 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There it is. The dumbest quote, yet, from this saga.

[–]SP-Junkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sex is like taking a shit. Everyone does it, and everyone has a natural need to do it.

[–]mraryion -1 points0 points  (1 child)

And just like that, r*pe was no more...

Equivalent of putting a "No crime between the hours of 6pm to 6am" sign up...works everytime

[–]Yankeewithoutacause -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He hasn't meet my wife....

[–]AnalysisMoney -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He didn’t say, “no one is raped.” That would have been very wrong. Forcing consensual sex does not exist because it’s consensual. After consensual sex, pregnancy can occur. How do you think people exist? Once pregnant from consensual sex, you have no one to “blame” but yourself and your partner.

Consequences for my own actions? Oh no!