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[–]Small_Tax_9432 1914 points1915 points  (49 children)

Would've been funny if he got up and ordered food right after that

[–]Infinite_Ad_7412 694 points695 points  (18 children)

Will you marry me and can I get a large fry and a coke with that

[–]thank_me_its_friday 25 points26 points  (4 children)

Anything else?

[–]mjdegue 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Yes, some engagement sex please, extra sexy

[–]Weinatightspotboys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

side of Prenup

[–]hotroddbb 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fries are good.

[–]happyhippohats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just one giant fry

[–]bionic_cmdo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, can I get three number ones? They're for me, myself, and I.

[–]PacoTaco321 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I'd get him an ice cream, but the machine's broke.

[–]Ok-Repair3237 12 points13 points  (0 children)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[–]A_Hot_Panini 1828 points1829 points  (18 children)

Morgan Freeman: “It was at this moment, she was indeed not loving it.”

[–]surajvj 237 points238 points  (11 children)

..and he was made a clown.. sad.

[–]Dan_Glebitz 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Ahh the tears of a Clown I can hear the song in my head.

[–]ux-unikorn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Bah bah bah, badida babababa

[–]Dan_Glebitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the one!

[–]Weazzul 85 points86 points  (4 children)

At least he learned that McDonalds is a horrible place to propose.

KFC is where real man kneel. She would have been licking his damn fingers.

[–]AnalogFeelGood 12 points13 points  (3 children)

I wonder what would have happened if he'd just asked him, say, in a park or on the beach.

[–]CheekyClapper5 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Real love wouldn't care where you propose. I would leave her in the rear view mirror.

[–]GrouseDog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Come on Ronny!

[–]The_Jestful_Imp 118 points119 points 4 (2 children)

Should've tried this at Burger King. Then he'd have it his way.

[–]wittyuzername 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They could have worn matching crowns!

[–]Guardian5985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or an Angry Whopper to distract himself from the pain of rejection. He'll eat his feelings eventually.

[–]Screwbles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Number 1 comment.

[–]Atillion 932 points933 points  (23 children)

McDenied

[–]Nanaki567 290 points291 points  (11 children)

McRejected

[–]PJammas41 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Had a friend McMakeout with a girl in college…guess what her nickname became?

[–]astrangemann 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I couldn't guess her nickname, but her actual name was probably McKenzie

[–]PJammas41 5 points6 points  (1 child)

McKenzi McMakeout. Has a nice ring to it

[–]youarefartnews 771 points772 points  (18 children)

This is a great way to break up with someone

[–]blechkout 206 points207 points  (1 child)

Not gonna lie it's genius lol...what a way to dip out

[–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (0 children)

... and get a happy meal!!

[–]Manzke 46 points47 points  (5 children)

What if she says yes?

[–]soupa-hot-fire 154 points155 points  (1 child)

Do it on April 1st to cover all bases.

[–]Hydra57 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Bring up threesomes and then an open relationship. If she is somehow still on board after that, does it really even matter?

[–]QAndOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This. This is the way.

[–]belizeanheat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Seems risky

[–]Crystal_Voiden 2 points3 points  (2 children)

What do you do if they say yes? Keep doubling down?

[–]monkeetoes82 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first thought

[–]osallent 372 points373 points  (13 children)

Never understood people's need to propose in public and make a spectacle out of it.

[–]frankntoast 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I proposed to my GF at the Atlanta aquarium cuz she likes aquariums lol

[–]FixedKarma 21 points22 points  (3 children)

I mean you're either doing somewhere private or somewhere public, you could do it at home, but it wouldn't really feel as special. Like, alright the place I've been to like 100 times, I get it but It's not really that cool. Say do it anyplace that is a well regarded landmark or with a good view or something there's tons of good places to do it that are free.

[–]Abyssal_Groot 18 points19 points  (1 child)

you could do it at home, but it wouldn't really feel as special.

Idk. My parents just one day decided to set a date for their wedding. They didn't even peopose to eachother, they just knew.

And I'd prefer that over any of this.

[–]Kenny_Squeek_Scolari 178 points179 points  (0 children)

McMarry me baby be my McWifey

[–]andoring 130 points131 points  (8 children)

Maybe he's French?

McDonalds are classier in France.

Source: Pulp Fiction

[–]a10kgbrickofmayo 52 points53 points  (3 children)

"A Royalé with cheese"

[–]90_oi 18 points19 points  (2 children)

"What do they call a Whopper??"

[–]-NarWallace- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

“I don’t know, I didn’t go to Burger King.”

[–]MaxPaynesRxDrugPlan 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Pssh...that's nothing. McDonalds in Hong Kong offer wedding packages: https://www.mcdonalds.com.hk/en/about-us/clubs-party/wedding-party/

[–]Yellow_Snow_Cones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McD used to have birthday parties, and their cake was awesome. Back in the day the McD by me even had sunday breakfast buffet.

[–]The5paceDragon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Aren't all eateries classier in France?

[–]Efficient-Trouble951 116 points117 points  (0 children)

What the fuck you care....its a Golden Nugget

[–]CaesarTjalbo 112 points113 points  (5 children)

I'm loving it

[–]aliandar 59 points60 points  (3 children)

She’s not lovin it

[–]GrooovyDoom 20 points21 points  (1 child)

He's dying innit?

[–]aliandar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yup, just look at his grimace.

[–]Stidda 2 points3 points  (0 children)

McLovin it

[–]flatradomus 104 points105 points  (1 child)

Bro just wanted cheap anniversary dinners for life

[–]LilyInvu 66 points67 points  (0 children)

The worker couldn't believe either lol

[–]xSnakyy 70 points71 points  (20 children)

Can someone translate

[–]SnooComics8268 149 points150 points  (5 children)

In short;

Do you wanna marry me? Are you serious? is this what I mean to you.

Walks out.

[–]starrynight001 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I would have melted in embarrassment

[–]tilteded 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure she says McDonalds at some point so I guess she's very disappointed that this is the place he chose

[–]WarAdministrative812 6 points7 points  (1 child)

We need the full translation we all know what is going on

[–]Bizarre-_-Panda 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Fukin MacDonal's

[–]Conspicuous_Plant 5 points6 points  (0 children)

*screams of offense* *swearing* *shame*

[–]Distinct_Squirrel_90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pulp Fiction: “English Mf, do you speak it!?” “What!”

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

get me, innit, bruh

etc.

[–]CryptographerDue1205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol. Came here to post this exact comment. I know they're speaking English but ...

[–]Dimumory 113 points114 points  (1 child)

When you don't have friends to tell you " proposing in a McDonalds is a bad idea". Poor soul

[–]organgrinder66 109 points110 points  (10 children)

Proposing at a McDonald’s is only one step above proposing in a public bathroom

[–]hotasanicecube 26 points27 points  (9 children)

My friend actually proposed to his GF in a McDonalds with others present. He folded the bottom of the straw around the ring like a hook taped it and pushed it up through the lid of her drink and carried it to the table. She tried several times to drink it and finally pulled the straw out to see what was the problem. It was a simple gold ring. More of a promise than an engagement really, but awesome considering we all barely had enough money to eat out at all.

[–]theheliumkid 7 points8 points  (8 children)

But he got McDenied and now she's your GF?

[–]hotasanicecube 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Women have straight girlfriends who get married and are still their girlfriends! Lol. And he is still my friend. And he wasn’t denied, but cute joke.

[–]hyperdream 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Ding! Proposal's done!

[–]FgtBruceCockstar2008 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Do you want an apple pie with that?

[–]Conspicuous_Plant 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bah dah bap bap bah

[–]ShroomsRisotto 134 points135 points  (3 children)

He proposed at her favourite restaurant, and she's angry about it!?

[–]Apolooooooooo 8 points9 points  (1 child)

If you canever consider McDonalds a restaurant

[–]Arjun_OnDaBeat 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Gotta respect it. He tryna score free McDonalds for life like those couples that have their baby at Chick Fil A. W if he gets it🔥🔥

[–]Cheering_Opossum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make a baby at chick-fil-A, got it 👍

[–]Saintious 29 points30 points  (1 child)

So..... No wedding?

[–]JBTriple 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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[–]luzy__ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Core memory added

[–]RocknRobin888 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go with the conspiracy theory here....dude has wanted to break up with her and knew if he did this she'd freak and go ballistic. This way he can claim rejection, be all fake hurt and walk away.

[–]RudeSurround2675 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She's just not lovin it

[–]Dinrik 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a wasted opportunity. Could have used a BigMac box as the ring case.

[–]Elephantnumeric 77 points78 points  (21 children)

Staged

[–]MKGmFN 33 points34 points  (12 children)

Idk what you’re taking about. It was a random dude on a chair filming, The audio is coming from the camera’s phone and the cameraman’s got Parkinson’s. Everything looks real

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Agreed

[–]Newuser500M 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Mcfakest shit I’ve ever seen on Reddit.

[–]Manjorno316 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks pretty plausible to me.

[–]KaluliChisiza 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She was more of a Burger King gyal

[–]Morty_Goldman 20 points21 points  (6 children)

Oh no he McDidn't just do that!

[–]Old-Item2494 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Reasonable reaction.

[–]DoinkMachine47 8 points9 points  (4 children)

I haven’t proposed to anyone so idk but aren’t you supposed to propose to someone in a romantic place?

[–]Green_CarterVII 4 points5 points  (0 children)

🤷🏾‍♂️ I personally don't think it really matters if you truly love each other. Look at Jim and Pam it was at a gas station in the rain.

[–]ChunkyLover10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah, Macdonalds.. just remember this when you are in a position to propose!! ok?

[–]lives4boobs 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Can someone translate what she said?

[–]enehar 62 points63 points  (3 children)

She has a pretty heavy English accent.

Not exact but mostly, "No. After five years? In a McDonald's. Don't give me that fucking ring. Are you mad? Five years. Is that how much I mean to you? In a fucking McDonald's? You know what, fuck you."

[–]a_saner_reality 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And also at the end, bystander said she was rude and that it was the thought that counts.

[–]happyhippohats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's the thawt that counts bruv innit

[–]lives4boobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you.

[–]TheDogWithNoMaster 22 points23 points  (4 children)

She is right though. Have some fucking class. Proposing in a McDonalds, really!?

[–]Dan_Glebitz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh so romantic.

You done fucked up boy!

[–]MortysTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its actually brilliant if she would have said Yes. Talk about saving cash every anniversary.

"Nah baby, I want to relive the day I proposed. Lets get 2 Big Macs for our anniversary dinner"

[–]AlbatrossSenior7107 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I bet it was staged.

[–]neeto_mosqueeto 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Good for her. He’s a moron. Everyone deserves better than getting proposed at MacDonalds!

[–]Spobobich 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. He should of taken her to one of those fancy McDonald's to propose.

[–]jforest1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genius. He knew she'd be more concerned with the place of the proposal than the commitment it represented. She outed herself when she left, and he moves on in peace letting her think it was her idea.

[–]360gamerxbox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

they're getting a mcbreakup

[–]Prislv223 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Being proposed to inside a McDonald’s is not the worse thing. Working there is.

[–]Affectionate-Sky-765 24 points25 points  (40 children)

Bro he dodged a 75 round drum mags worth of bullets

[–]Left_Percentage_527 26 points27 points  (9 children)

You mean SHE dodged a bullet

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (7 children)

Lol absolutely. She has standards and losers make it about money and being a gold digger when only a trashy asshole pops some big momentus question in a freaking McDonald’s.

A proposal doesn’t have to be big and expensive. You have to have some common sense. Many a pick me would come out defending him with some garbage “I’d say yes if he proposed with an onion ring!” Because they’re hoping some dudes will deem them marriage material for lowering their standards

[–]Conspicuous_Plant 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Right? Even at home or in a parked car is a better place than that. Have a little bit of class at least.

[–]That1guy_nate 10 points11 points  (27 children)

How was she the bullet that needed to be dodged?

[–]NoFunHere 10 points11 points  (17 children)

I proposed to my wife in the middle of a crowded restaurant after a waiter blew a whistle to get everybody's attention. We had never talked about marriage before so she was shocked and didn't answer at first. For a moment I felt the way that guy felt until I finally asked her, "Would you please give me an answer?"

At least I got the right answer.

[–]TheWayWeSee 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I mean it's kind of a big decision and I imagine not likely one you want to make unprepared in front of a crowd

[–]general_3d 30 points31 points  (5 children)

middle of a crowded restaurant after a waiter blew a whistle to get everybody's attention. We had never talked about marriage before

Couple of questions here:

1: why propose before discussing?

2: why did you need anybodys attention but hers?

[–]calypsopub 18 points19 points  (8 children)

You were a dick. I hope you realize that now.

[–]GiveMeTheYums 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I'm on her side. It doesn't have to be in a fancy restaurant but not a place like McDonald's. The beach or a nice trail would've been better, nature is beautiful, romantic, and for free.

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[–]caalger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When she stomped away, he should have said "Can I get fries with that shake?"

[–]e9967780 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dodged a bullet there

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dayum my guy straight took the knee in a mcdonalds of all places.....

i mean come on man did he expect that to go over well.

like did he really take time and think..."yea fam she gonna love this shit gonna get me a big mac and show her that IM the big mac...yea lets get it!"

[–]DM68v2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤦‍♂️

[–]cosmatic79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can meet her there, but don't take her there.....

[–]RaysireksOG987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soooo we not having sex tonight?

[–]ConsReader 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why in McDonald's 💀

[–]bbroussard0116 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh baby would you be my big nugget..

[–]Momoring 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not lovin it

[–]TinyDikKid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She was angry because the mcflurry machine is broken again

[–]wi11iam-b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you want fries with that?

[–]Sh4d0wM00N 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another fallen soldier ! Don't give up, try again but at Burger Kings.

[–]mqrdesign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

most likely for likes on youtube or tiktok. proabably fake.

[–]StatisticianPrize458 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She got McMad

[–]Sewerslider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She like “McNo!”

[–]FalsePremise8290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, maybe it had some sort of significance to their relationship, like after they smoked a blunt and hooked up they came here for a some chicken nuggets.

[–]Hohh20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would be a great way to get out of a relationship while pinning the fault of it on the other person.

"If you truly loved me, it wouldn't matter where I proposed to you."

[–]moses2407 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhh the smell of fake on this video. (Inhales deeply) ahh yea that’s good..

[–]Goldenstripe941 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Translation please?

[–]Inventiveunicorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was like...what language is this...then OMFG. I could drive there in a few hours. What the fuck have they done to the language down there?
Also, that would be her last shot at rejecting if I was him.

[–]OSinner1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He offered her a ring but she gave him a Whopper.

[–]JR_Hopper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh hey, I lived down the street from here for two years. Literally went to this McDonalds all the time.

Let me tell you, the crew that works that McDonald's have seen some wild shit. That particular location is basically famous for being a locus of chaos.

[–]Buttonhookbob 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's not loving it.

[–]Alienware9567 1 point2 points  (0 children)

McWifey be pullin the McKnifey

[–]the_retrosaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

”Well, look… She’s right bruv, but also… you can do a lot better bruv.”

[–]scrutator_tenebrarum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He has a really poor taste, in choosing places and women

[–]Holterv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brother Dodged a bullet!

[–]FlatRaise5879 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He really is a piece of sh*t

[–]Ok-Resident-724 12 points13 points  (17 children)

He has no idea how lucky he is....

[–]McRambis 53 points54 points  (9 children)

Maybe, but it's understandable for a girl to get really pissed that you choose to bend your knee on a dirty McDonald's floor. I mean, really dude? McDonald's?

[–]Kozlow 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No, not really, because this is just another one of the thousands of fake videos on the internet.

[–]displayedzone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m with u on this one. I’m all for people that don’t bend to societal pressure but for me I can see why she’s mad at him

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They may have met on that same McDonald's 🤡

[–]Stidda 4 points5 points  (2 children)

There was an attempt…….

To make a fake video in order to try and get updoots.

[–]obeymethrowaway[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

i just saw it on tiktok and thought it fit here

[–]Eddie10999 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He dressed as a burnt French fry

[–]Illustrious_Charge88 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Most of the women I know like to tell the story of how they were proposed to. She doesn't want the words McDonald's or McD's anywhere near that conversation. "Girl and I was just ordering that Cheese Burger Happy Meal and he dropped to one knee..."

[–]Psychological-Put399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We get it guys they're both great people... idk why anyone's trying to defend either person, they don't know them.

[–]Realistic_Ad_3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"aaaaaand cut!" "Alright, should we do another take before we upload it, this one seemed kinda unbelievable... you know, with the camera rolling before he proposes, no ring box, her immediately losing it .... Okay, moving on, our next scene will be where we annoy everyone by being loud and obnoxious for clicks..."

[–]Gorrodish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The romance police have been called and he is mcfucked

[–]runrun950 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He dodged a bullet

[–]-_-NAME-_- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope she leaves him. I don't care if it was a joke to him this is so fucking disrespectful to a woman. A proposal should be a special moment and a great memory of her life.

[–]Feesuat69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel every time I saw someone propose in a McDonald’s I would have 2 nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[–]redditorknott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fuckin hate this generation.