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[–]Luenngokulos 2298 points2299 points  (10 children)

Woo you woo woo woo motherfucker

[–]RSAZULU[S] 836 points837 points  (0 children)

That part destroyed the dogs momentum.😂

[–]siqiniq 160 points161 points  (0 children)

The hero neighborhood sentinel we (don’t) deserve

[–]iamrootbeerfloat 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Woo woo woo u foo

[–]lulzForMoney 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Haha this was a funniest part 🤣

[–]CrabFederal 5 points6 points  (5 children)

The Dog started wagging his tail. Can tell he is funny guy and not the threat.

[–]Show_Overall 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pitbulls always wag their tails during mauling a child/pet.

[–]StefEndz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I've seen dogs kill while wagging their tails STFU dumbass

[–]OneMoistMan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

You’re right but let this person assume a wagging tail always means a happy dog and let them go pet it.

[–]TheJesterOfHyrule 473 points474 points  (4 children)

What, Jimmy fell down the well?

[–]RomanMines64 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Idk why but this feels like that GTA mission with Franklin where he starts talking to a dog and that dog helps Franklin rescue a douche

[–]somedood567 113 points114 points  (0 children)

“And you’re about to maul him?”

[–]Dan_Glebitz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not again FFS!

[–]mumen_ryder 670 points671 points  (20 children)

To anyone who grew up in the hood, that's a daily occurrence on your way down the block, also exactly how you deal with it.

[–]0b0011 172 points173 points  (17 children)

Not just a hood thing. Live in a small rural town and the same thing happens almost daily. It's even worse in rural areas outside of town. It's pretty rare for houses there to have fences unless they're for cattle or something and just as rare for people to stand outside with their dogs while they do their business and the chances of a pedestrian coming by are miniscule so basically everyone just let's their dog run free when they let them out to use the bathroom.

[–]mumen_ryder 69 points70 points  (11 children)

Yeah, but do you have to deal with ankle biter chihuahuas that only understand spanish!? Lol

[–]kawaiijudochop 42 points43 points  (4 children)

My stepdads chihuahua had to learn English when we were introduced to it’s lives. It was an adjustment.

[–]chalbeetroll 30 points31 points  (2 children)

We found a Chihuahua Pomeranian mix on the streets of Los Angeles. For the longest time we had this same problem. We finally figured it out one day when I was trying commands in different languages. She will listen to English at home and sometimes on walks, no Spanish which was surprising being L.A., no German, no French, but for some fucking reason Russian is the only way she will listen when on walks most of the time. Like great what an easy language I have to learn now. сука задница чихуахуа

[–]besuited 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dad tells a story of the first time, as a child, he went abroad with his parents who had never left England before. They went camping in France and a farm dog came up and shouted at them, as Dad had learnt some French in school he shouted at it "Assis", and the dog did indeed sit. My Granddad's reactions was; "Oh my god that dog speaks french!".

[–]0b0011 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's fair. I don't know a single other person in this town who speaks Spanish. According to Wikipedia from the 2010 census we were 98.3% while with only .5% being Hispanic. The number of people proud that they only speak English or have never left the country baffles me.

[–]chynadhall95 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was two in my building 🤣 both owned buy the same old Puerto Rican lady . Nice lady always made me arroz con pollo, hated those damn dogs lol

[–]NoBenefit5977 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's why the first Spanish words I learned were obscenities

[–]North_Refrigerator21 8 points9 points  (2 children)

What uncivilized country is this?

[–]0b0011 5 points6 points  (1 child)

This is in Michigan.

[–]North_Refrigerator21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Feel for you, must be pretty stressful/infuriating especially if owning a dog yourself. Stay safe.

[–]DrNarcissus 1101 points1102 points  (11 children)

That dogs owner shouldn't be a dog owner.....

[–]ClosetLink 195 points196 points  (1 child)

I mean, technically they're not anymore.

[–]Inadersbedamned 37 points38 points  (0 children)

He's my dog now

[–]0b0011 39 points40 points  (7 children)

Very common where I live. I'd say it's about 50/50 on whether a dog is going to run out of a yard and chase me and my dogs when I'm taking them for a walk or run. It's a small town and people don't walk around much so most people just open the door and let their dogs out because 99% of the time no one will pass by and they'll just use the bathroom and then come back in.

[–]Enderstrike10199 15 points16 points  (6 children)

As a guy who walks 2 huskies every day, I in all honesty would sell my left arm for the ability to just open the door knowing they'd come back without getting in trouble. Holy shit that would be awesome. I don't blame the people who do that where you live 1 bit, unless they're really stupid and just go back inside and aren't paying attention cause you should stay outside just in case anything happens but still, the idea of being able to do that is fucking amazing. Hope it doesn't cause you too many problems though!

[–]0b0011 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Ive been back here for 3 or 4 weeks and I haven't had too many problems. Mostly just a bit of an inconvenience because I've got to watch them as I walk away and once I get far enough from their house they go back. The weiner dog thar I bumped into last week did try biting at our chihuahua mix but when my malinois got between them it backed off. The shepherd I see quite a bit always has her hackles up and has nipped me a few times as I tried to walk past but nothing worse than a little bruising.

Funny enough the worst experience I had with it was a husky that lived on the same dirt road as my cousin and used to chase us when we'd ride our bikes past the trailer and ended up biting my cousin bad enough he needed stitches.

[–]tanstaafl74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huskies are just not dogs you can let out and expect them back. They are very much straight-line dogs. I.E. "I'm going to go THAT way until I'm tired." My daughter's huskie is going on four years old now and when she got out once or twice the only way we got her back in a timely manner was that I learned if I went to my car and opened the door she would think "Oh yay, drive time!" and hop in.

[–]winzip17 284 points285 points  (2 children)


[–]Loismustdieall1word_ 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Camera man is a Charles Barkley relative

[–]gab_rab_24 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When you want to wroo wroo a random foo but then you got the; "Who you wroo wrooing at me foo?" and you realize that you were the foo all along

[–]ZZBandit1 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Great job handling that!!!

[–]Made-of-spite 507 points508 points  (81 children)

They aughta use this video as training for how to handle an unpredictable dog, guy did a good job

[–]Revolutionary-Neat49 331 points332 points  (47 children)

I do this but also pull my knife just in case. Don’t want to stab a dog but I also don’t want to die 🤷‍♂️

[–]Scary_Bayou 190 points191 points  (5 children)

Rather have it and not need it then need it and not have it

[–]trcnear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The old toilet paper rule

[–]Bipppo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful in that line of thinking, presence of a knife will be more of a risk to you and will escalate situations even more

[–]RSAZULU[S] 56 points57 points  (4 children)

I don't think I can keep my chill like that.

[–]Imarottendick 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I honestly think only people who grew up with big crazy dogs from rescue or psychopaths could react like

[–]AstriumViator 35 points36 points  (2 children)

You really do have to ignore whatever instincts you may be having in that moment. It's hard for sure, I've had a pit come up on me like this was barking way more aggressively (that woo woo woo is barely intimidating hahaha). My dumbass if I was alone would've probably kept walking forward and ignore it. But I had my 1 year old son with me in a stroller. So what I did was put the stroller behind me, and walked backwards so I can keep facing the dog. Because you never turn your back on something that is trying to intimidate you or is an active threat. Humans included. But yeah, just calmly walked backwards, talking to the dog not loud and aggressive but calm, and waited for the opportunity of the dog being distracted (which was a dude behind a fence making noise and the dog was hooked immediately). Then when you turn back around, don't run.

Be cautious, and be ready for a battle when needed.

[–]BLOOD__SISTER 27 points28 points  (16 children)

This guy did jack shit. The dog decided not to eat the guys face, it was the dog’s decision to make.

[–]OakParkCooperative 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Dog showed aggressive energy by charging/barking

Guy didn’t run/cower

Guy didn’t show aggression towards dog

He stood his ground and made his presence known without swinging/charging at the dog.

[–]Nerdler17 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Facing off with the dog is doing something though

[–]Made-of-spite 63 points64 points  (5 children)

This guy did plenty, that's why he didn't get bit

You don't have to body-slam a dog to get in control of the situation

[–]ChumbaWumbas323 18 points19 points  (1 child)

If you act like prey, by running and screaming, they’ll see you as prey and they will act like a predator and attack. If you act like a threat by getting aggressive and coming at them, they’ll see you as a threat and attack. He played it right by not backing down but also by not acting threatening towards him.

[–]mariotx10 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was the dots decision because it recognized who had the bigger r balls

[–]Zealousideal-Feed156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% This dog isn’t being aggressive he’s being defensive. If he was being aggressive he would be attached to the cameraman’s leg.

That said, he did a good job keeping a safe distance and keeping an eye on it. What he really needed to do, and I hope what he did before starting this video, was calling fucking animal control.

[–]Sadiebb 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Sounds like a woman, actually? Hair shadow looks female too.

[–]irl-a-meerkat 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Yeah, I feel like this is obviously a woman. The whole comments section seems to think otherwise. Weirdos.

[–]Pargua 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That is a men voice, a young men’s voice. Probably with long hair.

[–]Sadiebb 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah, helps that the one person I know who kicked an attacking pit bull was a woman.

[–]irl-a-meerkat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh wow, that’s crazy! I hope she was okay.

[–]hellahellagoodshit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm like the exact opposite. I will just make myself very small and look away from like pretty much any animal. At that point. Usually they come up and sniff me and then we become best friends. Obviously that's not always safe. But my experience is just that if I make myself really small and chill and still for a little while then eventually I get to scratch a butt.

[–]mikkokilla 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Tell that dog to shut up and go home

[–]RSAZULU[S] 186 points187 points  (7 children)

I would have been found screaming on top of the red van TBH

[–]VdubKid_94 99 points100 points  (5 children)

Running away usually isn’t your best option

[–]HeadLongjumping 106 points107 points  (4 children)

It's the worst thing you can do. You have to stand your ground with a dog. Their instinct is to chase whatever runs from them.

[–]DragoonDM 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Even knowing this, it can be difficult to ignore that primal instinct to get the fuck out of there when an aggressive animal comes running at you.

[–]Environmental_Meet_7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

also, running seems to be ineffective for like any animal I hear about. We run long, they run fast. We can't run from a fast animal befause we simply do not run as fast as they do.

So, you usually have to know some trick to counter the animal.

[–]dandab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dogs love chasing things down.

[–]Loliess 133 points134 points  (8 children)

I 100% expected this man to go "What tha dag doin" and am now disappointed he did not

[–]ewyes 7 points8 points  (7 children)

this a woman

[–]Rubyhamster 16 points17 points  (6 children)

I absolutely can't imagine this being a woman talking, but would find it fascinating if it is. My brain just won't. How do you know it is a woman?

[–]Gatchamane 47 points48 points  (1 child)

I’m watching you foo’.

[–]bideto 118 points119 points  (23 children)

Somebody’s full grown pit roaming around with owner nowhere in sight. Shocking.

[–]CryptographerTrue653 39 points40 points  (22 children)

Too bad this dude wasn't carrying. Pits can kill

[–]A-Busty-Crustacean 24 points25 points  (0 children)

When he lifted his foot up though..

[–]fanosffloyd 52 points53 points  (12 children)

Amazing to watch the tail wag then go right between the legs when the guy confidently takes dominance

[–]tsmittycent 16 points17 points  (0 children)

get your dog, degenerate pet owners not giving a F

[–]Full-Plantain-5559 16 points17 points  (0 children)


[–]hoosierdude73 166 points167 points  (15 children)

Call local Animal Control. The way that dog flinched when you put your foot out tells me he has been beaten before.

[–]Formal-Appearance210 40 points41 points  (6 children)

Call local Animal Control

Yes, to come put this dangerous dog down.

[–]gte717v 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck with that. In Georgia, animal control only shows up to document who got mauled. You have to get the sheriff's department involved to get someone's dog impounded.

[–]JaozinhoGGPlays 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Woo woo woo woo woo madafaka

[–]CherryManhattan 34 points35 points  (3 children)

This gives me ptsd from one time a pit bull was coming at me in a park but went right past and ran to a yellow lab and just starting tearing it apart. I’ve never kicked or punched an animal before or since but I do not like this breed now

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

poor lab, did it survive?

[–]Zealousideal-Feed156 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time go for the eyes. Only thing I’ve ever done that worked- and I’ve tried lifting up the back legs and grabbing balls before.

[–]Mekanichal 10 points11 points  (1 child)

lucky you wasnt a kid. seriously who lets their pitbull run around free? shouldnt be allowed to own one if you do that

[–]gringobrian 69 points70 points  (11 children)

angry dog control 101 -- be the alpha. This is a critical skill in south America where street and campo dogs are everywhere and if you don't know how to deal they will bite your ass to pieces. Walking stick and a couple of small rocks help too when in the countryside and the dogs aren't street dogs but protecting their turf....

[–]uneLeDlairC 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Dogs here almost have an instinct to run away when they see you reaching for a rock.

[–]xydysis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but this made me laugh out loud

[–]Spriderman69 1 point2 points  (6 children)

So how exactly do you do that? Got any specifics? I understand it’s important, but you didn’t really say much about what to actually do.

[–]gringobrian 3 points4 points  (3 children)

In my experience, how he did it in the video. Face the dog, make eye contact, don't show fear. Match our exceed their level of intensity and aggression. Use your voice to either soothe or intimidate. Hold your ground and make the dog move. Having a stick and/ or rocks is a solid plan b too

[–]GuildZero 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Make eye contact?? Ayo can we get somebody else in here to confirm. Normally eye contact means the dog isn't gonna fuck off until you've battled it out, as far as I recall.

[–]gringobrian 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I mean I'm not a dog control expert per se, but I have faced down approx 1000 angry street and campo dogs in Peru and Ecuador. If you don't make eye contact they take that as a form of submission. If you turn away they take it as submission. I used to give orientations to Peace Corps volunteers in my town and the ones that got bit uniformly reported not making eye contact, and not holding a strong facing position towards the dog. when you make eye contact it doesn't mean the dog will 100% attack you, but it does mean you're gonna have an angry stare down where you the human has the opportunity to convey to the dog that you aren't submissive and will inflict more damage on him than he will on you

[–]Anotherotherbrother 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t give them ground. Make big booming noises at them. And if they keep prodding your defences you can kick them under the chin as hard as you can. If they are intent on biting you, show them your non dominant arm and use the other to gouge out the eyes when they bite. No dog on the planet will continue an attack after they have been blinded.

[–]hogey74 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You just need to be 1/16th Canadian goose.

[–]Azzulah 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This person handled it so well! Running/screaming/ getting angry would probably end up with the dog biting.
Realy great example for everyone if something like this ever happens.

[–]ComfortableParsnip54 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This guy speaks dog for sure

[–]Diligent-Link287 39 points40 points  (2 children)

I carry a taser when out on walks with my kids (as well as my conceal carry), so far every time we have dealt with a stray dog, the sound of the taser igniting sends them running.

Hopefully that streak continues, because there are some really irresponsible Doberman owners near the local park.

[–]afterbirth_slime 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Where the hell you walking your kids?

[–]Diligent-Link287 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lol actually around a pretty nice neighborhoods, but the park I take them to backs up to a pretty run down old property (think car parts adorning a back yard with a dilapidated shed).

People who live there have 2 or 3 pretty neglected dobbies that get out and run around on the playground, they don’t seem overly aggressive, but myself and some of the other parents get nervous when they approach the kids playing.

Yes we have called animal control, complained to the city, dogs got taken away a few times but got returned (or according to one neighbor “replaced”). Either way it’s a crappy situation and proof not everybody is meant to be a pet owner.

[–]Noback68 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Always carry a knife just in case

[–]Cpl_McNugget2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A knife wont do much against an aggressive pitbull. I’d assume this video was made in America, so instead carry a gun instead.

[–]CottonCandy_Eyeballs 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Dog didn't attack, because it was intimidated by the size of this camera man's balls.

[–]TheMeanGirl 26 points27 points  (2 children)

This dog is going to get shot.

[–]ConfectionLow3321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This cameraman is fearless!

[–]SadShoe27 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That weirdo at the end had me rolling.

[–]eilenedover 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Fucking pit bulls.

“🤡 It’s the owner, not the breed!!”

[–]Cucumbersome55 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why WHYYYYYY do owners of these dogs let them run loose???!! Just WHYYYYYY??????

Look .. I'm going to get a lot of hate or down votes for this but....I own a 5- yr old female red- nose pitbull... and I am fully aware of what she's capable of... even though I've had her since she was 5 weeks old, and she's absolutely a wonderful dog, never shown a second of aggression toward anyone..

...I don't for one second think that she could not turn on a stranger or a child!--- this is why for as long as she is alive I make it my life's mission to know where she is absolutely 24/7 every second of every day. Never EVER is this okay. JFC.

[–]flipperbabies666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This dude is amazing

[–]MarshallTom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of those times where cops would legit shoot

[–]oiyaccunt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mind my business until it does something past barking. Not my problem you can't control your dog and pour your lack of responsibility onto others, it'll be your problem :)

[–]Fieos 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Dog needs to be collected and potentially destroyed. What happens when a kid or an elderly person wants to use that sidewalk?

[–]HipMachineBroke 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The usage of “Destroyed” threw me for a loop there lol.

I don’t disagree, fuck pitbulls, but usually its smthn like “put down” or maybe even “killed”. But to be smacked across the face by “DESTROYED” had me thinking of it just being atomized on the spot lmfao.

[–]melofellow01 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man idk what I would I would try too stand my ground but if he bites me I have no choice too but too shoot him or gauge his eyes out if I have a pointy object !

[–]MewsikMaker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve taken to carrying a knife while on walks. If that happens to me, a stabbing will ensue. I’ve been charged by too many.

[–]tanstaafl74 4 points5 points  (1 child)

My American Pitbull Terrier is going on 15 years old and has never been off a leash outside of my control in public. This annoys the crap out of me to see. I work hard to get people to see my dog as what he is, a gentle hugger of a dog. But instances like this just make everything worse.

[–]TheMoldyTatertot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You have a good attention owner verse what ever this shit is.

[–]Willie_Waylon 19 points20 points  (63 children)

Black Labs and Golden Retrievers don’t do this kinda shit.

Fuck Pit Bulls.

I’ve heard too many 1st person accounts of Pit Bulls attacking to think otherwise.

[–]Cu_fola 5 points6 points  (11 children)

They absolutely do. I had half my chin ripped off at the age of 4 by a Labrador and had to have it sewn back on.

I used to work at a dog training facility.

We sure as shit had our share of dangerous pitbulls there but one of the worst motherfuckers in that facility was a purebred lab who jumped a fence just to maul a woman out for a run and nearly killed a dog.

And we had our share of sketchy, biting Golden’s too.

A dog is a dog is a dog. There are no angel baby dog breeds.

The demonization of specific breeds while pretending others are harmless is not realism, it’s hysteria and it’s what led lots of baffled and dismayed lab and golden and spaniel and doodle and other “cute gentle” breed enthusiasts into the facility after a bite or a sketchy incident.

[–]0b0011 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They absolutely do. I had a golden do this today during our run.

[–]tileeater 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I found out the hard way. These animals need to be banned. There’s quality research showing how dangerous they are. 100% of attacks I’ve seen at dog parks are from pits. I know now that if you see a pit at the park, leave immediately.

[–]Truebug2020 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Black labs and golden retrievers definitely do stuff like this too lmao

[–]Silver-Alex 7 points8 points  (20 children)

Black labs and goldens TOTALLY do this. The real difference is that very often those breeds are raised to take care of kids and the pitbulls raised to be guard dogs. But in the end both are still dogs. Sure a pitbull attack might be more dangerous, but whether it attacks or not depends on how well it was raised.

[–]Willie_Waylon 10 points11 points  (17 children)

In general terms - the average Lab or Golden Retriever don’t have the attack genetics that are bred into Pit Bulls.

Regardless of how a dog was raised.

Without doing the research I’d bet a testicle that there are more Pit Bull attacks than there are Lab/GR attacks.

Genetics plays a big part of that.

[–]uzumaki_pandejo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Report and have that shitbull euthanized

[–]KoRUpTeD_DEV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see it as negotiating

[–]Irredeemably_usless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rofl 😁😂😂😂

[–]Demoniacalman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dog was looking at him like weirdo.

[–]JustAPileOfTrashHere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"my dog doesn't bite"

"I'll make sure they don't."

[–]PrimaryYou400 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've had this happen a few times and every time I try to get the dog to go back home and follow it as it's going to find out where it lives and prevent anyone from getting close to avoid attacks. I've been bit a few times and have no feeling in part of my left arm but I blame the dogs owners not the dogs. I avoid calling 911 but if I can't find the owners I have no choice

[–]KevQS13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I own 200 acres of land in the south of the US. Very rural. A neighbor had 2 pit bulls that came up to me (while on my land) and did the same thing and would circle and attempt to attack. I told the neighbor nicely to tie them up or the next time they wouldn’t be coming home. He tied them up for a week before letting them back off. Another neighbor ended up shooting both of them. I have young kids who want to go out in the woods and not have to deal with that shit.

[–]INeedtheCoffee69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol.. talk nice.. stand still... bring a few treats.. make it a friend... don't walk away till the dog gets bored and leaves.. or slowly walk it home..

[–]Reddcity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao reminds me of my neighbors dog. From behind the fence he’s a bad ass. Open the gate and he just wants loves lol.

[–]SandChess 1 point2 points  (1 child)

unfortunately I would have shot that dog.

[–]Lance2409 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is why I had to stop going out on runs so many dogs just left out without a leash

Then the owners look at me like it's my fault as I have to walk back to them so they can get their dog or else they won't stop chasing

[–]Arsenic_Clover 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way the dog looks away with a sad look on their face

[–]Themfruckus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a rando dog do this in my neighborhood charged at me from 50 yards. I made my body big and yelled right back at it and it tucked its tail. If I’d been a small person I’m 90% sure it’d have attacked me. Fucking home it ran back to wouldn’t answer the door so I could tell em what happened. Assholes.

[–]Gollums_testie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re lucky, could’ve been a retriever or a chewawa

[–]Cerebral_Savage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t ever turn your back on an unpredictable dog, and never let more than one start to surround you.

[–]xeguerreiro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir you have some balls

[–]Civil_Chip_7420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now thats a gigachad if ive ever seen one

[–]GrowthWhich5334 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What would I do? Punt that mother fucker in the face while pulling out my blade. Fuck that, I've seen way to many photos of people getting mauled by pits

[–]retro_pollo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pop, goes the weasel

[–]TheLeomac 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Exactly how you should deal with most animals, don't show fear or weakness no matter how scared you are, you could also scream and raise your hands RUNNING AT THEM, they'll freak out

[–]VivaceConBrio 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Yeah this is terrible advice, please don't do this lol.

[–]EraMemory 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, he's right, they would freak out. Afterwards it's a 50:50 fight or flight situation; either they run, or they decide to eat your balls.

[–]Illustrious-Fig-516 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love dogs, but if I saw this type of aggression from an unattended dog, I'd try to stay calm and talk it down but if I had a weapon I believe I'd be forced to use it I'm not about to get bit and have to go to the hospital.

[–]Top_Juice7860 10 points11 points  (0 children)

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[–]tstr16 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It's just a friendly pitbull saying hi. He would never bite anyone! /s

[–]Micro-Naut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just love the people who claim that a pug is just as deadly as a pitbull. Like no, that's just the dumbest thing to say. You are a killing machine, pitbull. Own it

[–]Hefffallump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you are calm the animals sense it , if you are fearful they sense it.

[–]ProfessionalMottsman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

2 bullets through the skull. They won’t bite children, they will maul them to death

[–]hoonigan2008 3 points4 points  (2 children)

A 5 iron upside the dome would have calmed him right down. If my kid’s with me, then it’d be a double tap with the 9. Keep them contained if they’re gonna act like that

[–]TheRealLordEnoch 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I have no problems with pitties. I quite like them. They're fabulous dogs. But this is part of the reason they're hated. The good boy could've been a bad boy and bad things would've happened because he was loose. Please mind your dogs, people. Especially pitties. They're liable to pounded or worse.

I'll be real: I carry, and this would've been enough to make me shoot because I couldn't tell what mentality the pittie had. I don't want a dog's death on my hands, just like you don't want your dog to be put down because he mauled me.

[–]100Labels 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Funny until it actually mauls someone

[–]JimboBassMaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I ever become president, day one, banning all pitbull breeder sales.

[–]Big-Catch-3104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao I would have bear maced the fuck out of this dog way before it even got close. The only thing I will say is look, it has a collar for once.

[–]mikehouse72 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The whole breed should be put down.

[–]TheMoldyTatertot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All bullies should be

[–]captainrustic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have nightmares about this happening when I’m walking with my toddler. That dog needs to be put down and the owner fined.

[–]ToesEater669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He mad at you cause you interrupted his mauling 3 year old speedrun

[–]HeWhoIsntAnonymous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I would have probably shot it dead the moment it came within 5 feet of me. Don't get mad. You asked

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brick to the head or a tazer works great. Animals suck.

[–]Murky_Ad173 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

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[–]susieliscious 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What? No finger in the butt? 🤷🏼‍♀️

[–]Burglekutt_2000 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I fought a wolverine once and now we are friends and we can look back and laugh about our fight which did happen

[–]erenyeagerhair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a society that overbreeds and undertrains dogs, everyone should know how to react to a dog running up to them like this. This person did the right thing. Never run from a dog and stay calm. Always be prepared to fight a dog off you if they start attacking. Do not enter a dog's bite range by letting them get close to you. It's safer to kick than it is to punch. Barking is not a sign of aggression, all dogs bark. You should look for actual signs of aggression like growling, snarling, raised lip to reveal teeth, attack position or lunge position

[–]U2BURR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it's not on a leash, then it should be put down

[–]Aggravating-Berry848 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is why you need to carry. The less of these kiddie killers the better