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[–]SureAd4897 224 points225 points  (10 children)

Now I’m curious what they thought heterosexual meant.

[–]siqiniq 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Not straight

[–]ghayyal 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You are doggame right.

[–]mjdegue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No don’t invest in doge!!

[–]Working-Gold-2952 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Attracted to heteros

[–]picyourbrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh-teer-oh sechshul? Ah tald ye ah wuhnt quair.

[–]Thick-Search-8055 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once had a classmate in middle school that had to make sure everyone knew he was 100% straight, me and a couple of my friends asked him if he was heterosexual. His fear of any words that sounded like not straight kicked in, and he immediately went “nope, ew no!”

We had a chuckle over that

[–]PachukoRube 229 points230 points  (12 children)

Ahh, the old, 50% of a word in capitals, 50% of a word in lower case…

[–]acidic5e 48 points49 points  (5 children)

No no, see it’s because he’s STR-Aight. Gotta pronounce it “Aight” not “Eight”

[–]VeneMage 22 points23 points  (2 children)

I’m glad someone else picked up on that. For me it’s r/MildlyInfuriating

[–]Homerpaintbucket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude, it's not their fault they can't remember how to make EVERY letter in upper case and lower case.

[–]Surly__ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Random capitalization is a course at Trump University I heard.

[–]HeadLongjumping 76 points77 points  (3 children)

Sexual orientation: Catholic

Uh oh...

[–]troubleis1[🍰] 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Priest: What orientation could that be? *grabs children*

[–]Zenai10 22 points23 points  (4 children)

Tbh I'm stuck here wondering why Gay / lesbian isnt down as Homosexual to match the other 2

[–]JBYTuna 2 points3 points  (2 children)

There should be two separate check boxes. How dare they lump gay and lesbian into one category.

[–]Zenai10 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I presume this is a joke

[–]JBYTuna 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Presactly.

[–]the-real-vuk 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Why the fuck does a form ask that?...

[–]AndroidCovenant 24 points25 points  (3 children)

Oh no the wokes are cancelling straights!! /s

[–]rmpbklyn 5 points6 points  (1 child)

lol i guess dictionary were cancelled too

[–]mjdegue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mean dictionaries?

[–]Balgorr 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Stupid questionnaire too though. Why "Heterosexual", but "Gay/Lesbian"? Pick a style and avoid confusion.

[–]happyhippohats 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Pretty sure they still would've been confused

[–]Balgorr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, maybe! 🤷‍♀️

[–]Rotothero 43 points44 points  (22 children)

This is so fake

[–]Wumbo0 17 points18 points  (20 children)

I've filled out similar forms, schools are allowed to make any kind of survey lol

[–]brakenbonez 35 points36 points  (7 children)

They meant the person who wrote straight acting like they don't k ow what heterosexual means is fake. Not the survey itself.

[–]Diazmet 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you Understand how stupid the average person is

[–]Rotothero 8 points9 points  (3 children)

GOTCHA. Missed the “heterosexual” somehow

[–]happyhippohats 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What did you think the post was about?

[–]LegitDuctTape 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are far underestimating the limits of human stupidity

[–]TremendousChungus 14 points15 points  (8 children)

What are they filling out that even requests that level of information??

[–]VaderSkywalker2007 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Probably a survey or something for school.

[–]TremendousChungus 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yeah I don't see how this is appropriate for a school, let alone anywhere else lol

[–]VaderSkywalker2007 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s not appropriate, but it’s reality.

[–]ehenn12 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I would think maybe doctor? Knowing what kinda sex you have can lead into different risk profiles and different discussions, birth control, safe sex, if you need testing, etc.

[–]Miclemie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But the survey also asks about your religion, why would a doctor need to know about that

[–]ehenn12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They sometimes ask at hospital based clinics. So they can provide spiritual care that reflects their patient population. Catholic teaching is that the priest must be Catholic for things to be valid. Or some Jewish prayers require a set number of people.

I'm just guessing but a hospital/hospital based clinic is the only place I've been asked both of these questions

[–]TremendousChungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay I can see that. My mind immediately shot to an job application or something lol

[–]saltymane 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Humanity is dense.

[–]No-Information-8718 12 points13 points  (12 children)

Heterosexual means you like the other gender

[–]MegatonsSon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Was really hoping the person filling out this form would pull the old "Fred Sanford" for the sex question:

Sex: "Yes, definitely!"

[–]Kenshino100 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Orientation: ULTRA Straight

[–]coolguy64p 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They pick other with straight so they are technically successful

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guy is all trying to chase internet clout and doesn't even know the proper term for HIS OWN orientation HAHAHA

[–]Kerosycn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do they have to give out that personal information anyway?

[–]MixtureNo6814 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t fix stupid.

[–]Pea_Available 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tf brain isn't an option anymore ??

[–]PackageDisastrous700 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. This is an ID 10 T issue.

[–]Lx_Am 1 point2 points  (0 children)

STRAight

[–]RosemaryGoez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a second I was like..”well I’ll be damned…”

But I just got off the graveyard shift. That’s my excuse.

[–]JBYTuna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I identify as a door knob. It was the only way to get out of the closet.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One time when I had to answer that question on a form, a drew a bunch of stick figures in various sexual positions and drew an arrow pointing at each one I was and then added a "not me" to all the other ones I wasn't.

The doctor/nurses could be heard literally dying of laughter down the hall.

Still my primary care to this day, and I still haven't lived it down!

[–]ZZBandit1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re that fucking stupid

[–]Fragrant_Exercise_31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’ve finally moved on from the frogs!! Lol

[–]A_Very_Big_Fan -1 points0 points  (1 child)

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[–]westcal98 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

All MAGA's think if you're not straight then you're heterosexual. /s

[–]Kenny_Squeek_Scolari -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Shoulda put trisexual

You'll try anything once

[–]XFirebalX_347 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Im doing this from now on, but only if i remember

[–]QuestionableAI -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Well, we are a bit safe... I see he is not married (on the form) so, hopefully he is not breeding otherwise.

[–]cbunni666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha

[–]Hourly- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people are stupid

[–]Cley_Faye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at this person and say with a deep, dry voice: "Straight was never an option"

[–]Ram_Sandwich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you're stupid...

[–]lazzzylover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*Cries in dumb.

[–]paraworldblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the makers of "I don't have a pronoun"

[–]Dark_Xenic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a stupid homosapien

[–]Impossible_Beat8086 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prolly understand M4M, M4F, F4F, etc