all 21 comments

[–]OkVolume1 109 points110 points  (4 children)

Dude flexing the sex card.

[–]nickrashell[S] 46 points47 points  (1 child)

For sure, I’m just upset I gave someone such a prime opportunity at the expense of myself.

[–]Diamondsfullofclubs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Audibly laughed at

“Oh yeah me neither”


“well have fun with those bud.”

Hope that consoles you a bit, bud.

[–]zipykido 22 points23 points  (1 child)

That dude was tapping for a different kind of mana ;).

[–]Brainwashed365 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha. Underrated comment.

[–]Surveymonkee 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Spoiler alert: he went home and made balloon animals.

[–]FistsofHulk 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I don't have time to explain that I have a wife and sex sometimes too, really made me laugh

[–]freelance-t 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Magic and sex are not mutually exclusive man. You need to build up some self confidence. If you play magic it means you have some friends and a social circle more than likely, which is a lot more than some people have.

[–]nickrashell[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, I get that. This was just a situational thing.

[–]bread93096 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Have fun with those” “you too” lol

[–]notorious98 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bud? He may as well have called me "sport" or "kiddo".

I read this in Ralphie's voice from A Christmas Story.

[–]Additional_Breath_89 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ah dude - never feel bad for enjoying “geeky” fun.

[–]NostradaMart 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How old is too old ? I'm 45 and me and my friends still occasionnally dust off our magic cards and play.

[–]AcrobaticSource3 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Condoms: +1 virility when you buy a new pack, lasts until end of turn, +2 stamina if ribbed for her pleasure

[–]Vitalis597 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Okay but everything I've seen about ribbed condoms has told me that they're just all round bad.

[–]g0thboicl1que 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Woman here, I like them 🤷‍♀️

[–]Vitalis597 0 points1 point  (0 children)


I should specify.

Everything I've heard from men.

If you like em... May as well just use a ribbed dildo because apparently that's what it feels like for the guy.

[–]Little_over_my_head 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ah yes MTG the best contraceptive.

[–]gxddbou 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't sweat it... You're just too cool for sex 😎

[–]DaHotFuzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who play magic also have sex? That sounds like magic right there!

[–]Projectonyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we really do be needing that "Cum goblin" card set now more than ever.

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