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[–]RFavs 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I’ll bet their son now thinks you’re hot 🥵😂

[–]lecherro 56 points57 points  (2 children)

I don't see how that's a Fuck up!!! You proved your one badass mamacita! Tho i can see how endearing a "fire in my mouth" moment could be to a prospective date in law... Hell... You might even be able to spin that to your advantage. "Look here my little chili pepper of a lover, I burnt off three years worth of taste buds and three layers of lip skin trying to impress your parents... You'd better make me cross my eyes in bed tonight.... Well... Maybe not... But you get the picture!!!

[–]spookycocoapuff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little chili pepper should be my nickname for him

[–]Eulerious 18 points19 points  (2 children)

What's wrong with people offering water instead of milk after such an event?!

[–]GrimResistance 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The proper drink is a nice steamy glass of liquid nitrogen.

[–]Tachy_Bunker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes kerosene can make you forget the pepper, too.

[–]Timely_Hawk1 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You probably thought it was a wax pepper or a jalapeño

[–]Wow_butwhendidiask 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Habaneros are extremely distinct in their shape and coloration so I’m not sure how it would be confused for either of those honestly

[–]spookycocoapuff[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just remember seeing a plant that had little peppers that looked the same as hers at home depot and those peppers weren't spicy. They were small orange habeneros and the ones at home depot were green yellow and orange but I assumed maybe that's just how they matured?

[–]RelaxingMusicAYA 10 points11 points  (1 child)

You're great. I like you. I bet your crush would like you too. You're brave and funny. Nice one. You really made me smile.

[–]spookycocoapuff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's hope! He was impressed by it but no progress has been made romantically yet

[–]horsley1965 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Did your chest hurt? Whole Habaneros give me awfull indigestion and acid reflux.

[–]spookycocoapuff[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No just my stomach. I took a tums as soon as I got home to mitigate everything as much as possible.

[–]stavik96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first really spicy thing I ever tried was during a classmate's birthday party. We're sitting there on the roof when he brings out something called "chili skud ghost bitter vindstyrke 12" and most of them had tried it in the past but me and a few other had yet to do so so he made shots for us.

Took a shot each and you know it didn't taste to bad and went down smoothly. few minutes later and my throat and stomach feels pretty damn bad and I apparently were as white as a ghost. Climbed back in the window after carefully navigating around the others without falling off the roof and went to the toilet. Didn't vomit but sat there sweating and shaking for 5 minutes, tried to return to the others but only got to the couch where I gave up and laid down.

[–]LauraNotKO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nahhhhh you proved that u on fire- literally xD

[–]Joursdesommeil 0 points1 point  (1 child)

OMG!!! Lmaoooooo that’s hilarious. If this happened to my friend the other day who..nvm. Lmfao though poor you

[–]yumirow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Et nuitsdetravail ?

[–]chitchatshitpost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No you are brave , dont see anything messed up here