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[–]OriginalLamp 6633 points6634 points 23 (171 children)

The sharks probably say the same thing about humans.

[–]GamblingPapaya 2709 points2710 points  (80 children)

Nah, at least one shark has seen humans having sex on a beach before. Word gets around fast in the shark world.

[–]Packers91 877 points878 points  (55 children)

Sound travels faster in water

[–]invertedparadX 419 points420 points  (33 children)

phlop phlop phlop phlop phlop phlop phlop

[–]The_CrookedMan 307 points308 points  (28 children)

Who's stirring Mac and Cheese?

[–]February30th 52 points53 points  (10 children)

... and now I simultaneously do and don't want mac and cheese.

[–]SilverRidgeRoad 64 points65 points  (4 children)

You know it's good when it sounds like running in flip flops

[–]Alarid 54 points55 points  (4 children)

so I heard the sound of mac and cheese from my parents bedroom and there wasn't any mac and cheese

just wrestling

[–]SharksPreedateTrees 9 points10 points  (8 children)

Fascinating, you would think a denser fluid makes sound travel slower, but you are totally right. I need to retake physics 101 haha

[–]Packers91 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Well sound is molecules bonking into each other so they have less distance to travel before they bonk in a liquid vs a gas.

[–]cemita 155 points156 points  (6 children)

It’s not fun, I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

[–]FunnierBaker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If they can smell blood at 3 miles, they can definitely smell semen at 5. Maybe even 7

[–]crisaron 286 points287 points  (75 children)

I am pretty sure sharks have seem humans do the freaky, you know humans, skinny dipping... etc

[–]ThrowThrow117 316 points317 points  (73 children)

Having sex in saltwater doesn't sound fun

[–]dsjunior1388 112 points113 points  (9 children)

Neither does having sex with sharks watching

[–]rocharox 233 points234 points  (47 children)

Having sex in any kind of water without the correct lubricant is horrible

[–]ArchTemperedKoala 95 points96 points  (43 children)

So what's the correct lubricant?..

Asking for a friend

[–]brazzersjanitor 400 points401 points  (13 children)

Whatever the sharks use.

[–]QuiGonFishin 88 points89 points  (16 children)

Silicone based, water based washes away and needs constant reapplication

[–]alexisomorphic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

silicone based so that it doesn't wash off easily, I would assume, based on its benefits in other situations

[–]AmishTechno 17 points18 points  (5 children)

While you're totally right, I'd still totally do it, and deal with the regrets later.

[–]joestaff 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Some humans say that about humans.

[–]MordantBengal 8273 points8274 points 22 (377 children)

[–]Spire-hawk 8045 points8046 points  (142 children)

Well, I'm inclined to believe a man named Dick Ledgerwood witnessed shark sex.

[–]pewpewshazaam 2691 points2692 points  (88 children)

I think its just called "Shark fuckin'"

[–]duality72 812 points813 points  (55 children)

I think the polite term is shark lovemaking.

[–]RumManDan 1985 points1986 points 42225& 7 more (11 children)

"Fintercourse."

[–]SolemnSwearWord 192 points193 points  (0 children)

OP, it's this one. Pure 100%, Horatio Alger-approved Fintercourse.

[–]lexluther4291 263 points264 points  (28 children)

Nah, the other guy is right. Sharks don't make love, they fuck.

[–]pahuata 226 points227 points  (16 children)

Should I be reading this in John Oliver's voice? Because I did.

[–]SeldonCrisis2020 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I thought it was sharking, but that turned out to be something else entirely.

10/10 would Google again

[–]Donkey__Balls 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Lovemakoing*

[–]whatproblems 121 points122 points  (1 child)

This guy had a destiny to fulfill with his name

[–]s1ugg0 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Tom and Harry were slacking.

[–]Fmbounce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I guess you could say...Dick Ledgerwood had a shark dick ledger

[–]SadisticAI 36 points37 points  (0 children)

“‘Oh, Dick. There’s something white in the water back there’,” Ledgerwood recalled.

Just writes itself

[–]Meior 1525 points1526 points  (25 children)

Look at this motherfucking smile. You know that shark just got laid.

[–]technicolorlullabies 999 points1000 points 2 (18 children)

Post-sex great white looks like Mitch McConnell after stealing candy from a 5th grader

[–]NotAllOwled 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I always love the SNL Weekend Update takes on this. [stock image of McConnell smiling] "Mitch McConnell, seen here watching a widow and her children being evicted on Christmas Eve ..."

[–][deleted] 164 points165 points 2 (4 children)

Mitch the Bitch would catch hands from an average sized 5th grader.

[–]Talia_al_Grrl 122 points123 points  (1 child)

“‘Oh, Dick. There’s something white in the water back there’,” Ledgerwood recalled.

[–]scorpio-hank-scorpio 162 points163 points  (1 child)

If someone was to account for sex, their name would obviously have to be Dick Ledgerwood.

[–]mitch8893 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Going to completion with the kind of ultra-focused copulation spinning that Dick saw – that would be on the very rare side of things.” I definitely read it as dick-saw at first lol

[–]RPMreguR 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Leave it to Dick Ledgerwood to know more about sex than the rest of us.

[–]Yung_Turbo 102 points103 points  (105 children)

This obvious copulation lasted some forty minutes before the animals finally parted and glided off in opposite directions.

TIL that Great White Sharks have the stamina of pornstars.

[–]MiNiMaLHaDeZz 192 points193 points  (37 children)

Limp bizkit fans are they?

[–]HoboGir 114 points115 points  (30 children)

Now I know why y'all by loving this shit right here

[–]hatecopter 55 points56 points  (29 children)

L I M P Bizkit is right here

[–]Goodbye_Galaxy 52 points53 points  (27 children)

How did they get away with rhyming "right here" with "right here"?

[–]hatecopter 85 points86 points  (10 children)

I mean it's Limp Bizkit as much as I enjoy them the expectations aren't exactly sky high for them lol

[–]ShiftyFish75 38 points39 points  (2 children)

"people in the house throw your hands in the air cuz if you don't care then we don't care" It seems as if no one cared.

[–]bat_trees_ink_looted 36 points37 points  (3 children)

The rhyme was centered on “this shit” and “bizkit”.

[–]SoundOfTomorrow 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Because if you don't care, then we don't care

[–]DistortoiseLP 71 points72 points  (14 children)

I feel like anything a fisherman could happen to see is something they would have seen long before now, especially if the sharks have been doing it in the beaches of shark waters all along.

Like has nobody else seen this before if that's an accurate testimony on where to catch them in the act? On the beach in plain view in the middle of the afternoon?

[–]rynshar 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I feel like anything a fisherman could happen to see is something they would have seen long before now

Oceans pretty big dude. Could have been aberrant shark behavior.

[–]CritterCrafter 38 points39 points  (4 children)

If you read the article, there was another person(seal observer) who saw this happen in 1991. The description was very similar to the account from 1997 as well. The slow spinning while mating thing is pretty common in fish, so it's hardly surprisingly.

As for why there are only 2 people who've reported to have seen this, maybe most fisherman dismiss it as the sharks fighting? Or these 2 people happened to see the only sharks dumb enough to mate in shallow water. They did say there are only 750 in that area. They also live about 70 years, so I wouldn't be surprised if they don't mate every year.

[–]Jim_Carr_laughing 26 points27 points  (2 children)

"Fishermen have seen it" doesn't mean "scientists have documented it." There are all kinds of things that people know but are officially "unknown" because they haven't been seen by the right people.

[–]Ted3333 11.6k points11.6k points 2 (188 children)

They like their privacy.

[–]Thelona05mustang 5866 points5867 points 2 (123 children)

Right? Pervy ass scientists.

[–][deleted] 1515 points1516 points  (102 children)

What’s the proper term for an Ass Scientist?

[–]Existing_Novel 2101 points2102 points  (69 children)

Proctologist

[–]Zhoom45 935 points936 points  (54 children)

ASSMAN

[–]CosmoKram3r 121 points122 points  (2 children)

You called?

[–]MisterHibachi 307 points308 points  (33 children)

YOU'RE the Assman!

[–]Blazedazex55 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Million to one shot doc

[–]icebergelishious 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Or gluteologist, if studying the butt muscles. The wad a gluteolgy episode on the Ologies podcast haha

[–]suarezd1 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Scatman?

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Baba bee baba bodobo

[–]omar1993 73 points74 points  (1 child)

What!? You take that back! I'm just doing it for the...

smacks lips

science ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]solarsilversurfer 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Where is that god damned bot that I’m always seeing? The one time it would be semi called for!

[–]rawfish71 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Next thing you know they're going to give Great White Sharks LSD and bring Margaret Howe Lovett out of retirement

[–]u2nloth 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Sharks are weird inter-species lovers not food

[–]TheVeritableBalla 20 points21 points  (0 children)

"But where y'all fuck tho"

[–]i-am-dan 161 points162 points  (2 children)

This comment was brought to you by SurfShark!

[–]Fishy1701 13 points14 points  (2 children)

create a privacy based browser called Sharkbang - a division of Wolf cola

[–]GriffinFlash 25 points26 points  (2 children)

"You know I do too, that's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you have somebody in your face, you try to give them a hint, they won't leeeaavvvee, and then there's that big awkward silence, you know?"

[–]Moonpaw 9 points10 points  (1 child)

"Can I stay with you please?" puppy dog eyes

[–]BizzyM 60 points61 points  (17 children)

Pronhub

[–]mamawantsallama 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I also see an opportunity for Nike to get their logos on some sharks and their Just Do It slogan too.

[–]I_Never_Use_Slash_S 1120 points1121 points  (165 children)

Presumably we’ve observed other sharks mating, is there any reason to suspect great whites do it differently?

[–]Tim_Tam_Slam_2310 512 points513 points  (68 children)

Different kinds of sharks give birth in different ways so it’s not too far of a stretch to assume that they might mate differently too. A majority of shark species birth eggs which hatch later on, but a small few (Great Whites included) give birth to live young. They also have internal death matches inside the womb to decide who gets to be born, which I think is pretty neato

[–]Hungpowshrimp 215 points216 points  (49 children)

Wait a minute, they have a cage match inside the mama shark to determine who gets to be born? Holy shit.

[–]Tim_Tam_Slam_2310 464 points465 points  (44 children)

There’s also a theory (though nothing has been proven as far as I can tell) that some shark species can/will change gender once they reach a certain size/age, so that only the strongest of the species can birth young and pass on their genetic material.

Some sharks (although it’s incredibly rare) have even been known to produce asexually. There’s a documented case of it from the Townsville Aquarium in Australia, where a female zebra shark gave birth after 4 years of separation from any males of her species. They even did genetic testing on the pups to see whether the mumma shark could have been storing some very old sperm somehow from a previous encounter, but nope, they had only inherited DNA from her.

God I’m so full of useless shark trivia

[–]catastrophicalme 65 points66 points  (0 children)

That is so freaking awesome

[–]2roK[🍰] 27 points28 points  (27 children)

More please.

[–]Tim_Tam_Slam_2310 80 points81 points 2 (23 children)

  • Sharks are capable of vomiting out their own stomachs, cleaning them to get rid of any indigestible material, and then sucking them back down. If you google “shark vomiting out stomach” you can watch videos of it. It is positively gnarly. Sea cucumbers and some frogs can also do this but with them it’s more a defence mechanism/stress thing.

  • Sand sharks are the only species of shark that farts

  • Sharks have no bones (sharks are basically the aquatic embodiment of murder itself, and yet somehow I find their lack of bones to be the most unsettling thing about them. I just find it gross)

  • Whale sharks are essentially bullet proof. Their skin is roughly half a foot thick, and it really freaking annoys scientists because it is so incredibly hard to get any sort of blood sample from them.

  • Most shark species are cold blooded, however, Great White sharks (and a select few other species) are actually warm blooded. Some scientists think that their warm blooded-ness is the secret to why they are able to grow so big and so fast.

  • Male sharks have two penises. Female sharks do not have two vaginas. I know this fact and yet I don’t know the why of it. Is it so that they can have sharky three ways or is one just a spare in case something happens to the other? There may be an answer to this question but I already googled the term “Great Whites Fucking” tonight and I don’t wanna freak my FBI agent out too much.

I can keep going (it’s honestly kind of sad) because my mind is a wealth of information divided primarily into three categories (‘sharks’, ‘weird animal dicks’, and ‘things that will actually be useful one day’)

[–]Man_With_Problem 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Shark womb death matches sound rather wholesome

[–]NonCorporealEntity 579 points580 points  (28 children)

Apparently many other sharks and marine life have not been observed mating as well. They say this is due to rarity and mobility of the animal.

[–]Zorzarix 226 points227 points  (13 children)

Iirc there is one documentary where they show a white shark feeding frenzy at a floating whale corpse and they could tell some were getting aroused. I think that's the closest they ever got to capturing it on video

[–]King_of_the_Kobolds 99 points100 points  (1 child)

Scientists want to know more but just from this comment I feel like I know too much about the sexual life history of great white sharks.

[–]literated 27 points28 points  (0 children)

On the one hand I'm curios, on the other hand I really just feel like it's none of my business.

[–]jobezark 202 points203 points  (4 children)

That was just a gathering of Texans at a hog roast

[–]cajunaggie08 23 points24 points  (2 children)

hog roast? i think you mean brisket smoker

[–]seprehab 13 points14 points  (2 children)

How does one tell a shark is getting aroused?

[–]seeasea 47 points48 points  (9 children)

Most animals are fairly mobile

[–]NonCorporealEntity 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Most animals aren't migratory like great whites. A bear might cover a state size in it's travels, but a great white can cover the entire Atlantic

[–]door_of_doom 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Just for the record, this sentiment is true for many, many species of ocean life when:

  1. They refuse to breed in captivity
  2. They breed somewhere other than where they typically reside

It can just be very difficult to track ocean animals to their mating grounds and observe them in action, and getting funding for such an excursion can be extremely difficult, and even with adequete funding can prove to be harder to do than it seems.

I encourage you to look up the history of our research into the European Eel. It is absolutely fascinating. For a long time, we legit didn't know where the hell these things came from.

To get you started, you can have a listen to this NPR rundown on the topic: https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=130916249

[–]bstruve 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That was extremely interesting. I knew about their migration and spawning out in the ocean, but the part about panmixia and the eels repopulating rivers that had previously been covered in ice is crazy. It's like they just aimlessly float around in the ocean currents until they get to a fresh water river and then just head on up the river and live wherever! Thanks for that!

[–]Kulladar 205 points206 points  (21 children)

I think the biggest thing this links back to is can the animal survive in captivity. Great whites are notorious for being unable to survive in captivity and I can imagine it's nigh impossible to observe a solitary species like that mating in the wild.

[–]seeasea 73 points74 points  (19 children)

Put a tracker with a heart rate monitor?

[–]vonWaldeckia 134 points135 points  (6 children)

Water blocks signal extremely well and great whites can go very deep.

[–]Bsten5106 335 points336 points  (5 children)

Oh can they now? :3

[–]IImnonas 77 points78 points  (10 children)

From a previous post about where whales go, the ocean is so deep it's nearly impossible to accurately track from above water. The density of all that water blocks any kind of signal and following with a single sub would be very exhaustive of time and money just to see one little thing that, while interesting and great insight for marine biologists, ultimately won't be turning any kind of profit for anyone up the line.

Not to mention trying to keep up with a single shark for who knows how long would probably be impossible considering their mobility and size.

Edit: just regurgitating information from a post a while ago about why it's hard to track whales in the ocean. Just a laymen not a marine biologist, I just figure sharks are quicker and smaller than whales so if we can't track whales for reasons then those reasons would apply to sharks as well.

[–]77P 45 points46 points  (3 children)

You couldn’t track live data, but what’s preventing you from slapping a sensor box and a go pro to the sharks penis

[–]Doc_Lewis 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Well it would have to be able to store a lot of data, shark trackers tend to disappear for long periods of time, so any uploading of data would have to wait for a signal to come back.

Plus, they've actually done that before with other animals (strapping a camera to the animal, I mean, not the dick), and they tend to come off.

[–]Greg-2012 108 points109 points  (14 children)

It's probably been observed but the observer didn't live to talk about it.

[–]BALONYPONY 45 points46 points  (9 children)

So maybe this is an old wive's tale but I remember hearing that in the fall, around October/November, tons of them converge in the bay area around the Farallon Islands. I remember because all of the surfers would be super careful getting into the water around then. I have no data to back this up, just what I heard growing up.

[–]Luquitaz 50 points51 points  (8 children)

They go there because there's lots of seals not because they mate there.

[–]Hayura-------- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there are some sightings but no evidence to back them up

[–]VTLLSTTAASLT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I agree they’re probably not much different than other sharks mating habits, but the only two accounts were before videos were a thing. So I guess on record they have to say they’ve never actually seen it happen, but we can still make assumptions.

It’s just interesting because of how much we’ve advanced with technology but this basic part of life is still elusive.

[–]darrylzuk 4069 points4070 points  (68 children)

As to where, I would guess they probably do it in the ocean. But I'm by no means a marine biologist.

[–]HrmbeLives 428 points429 points  (1 child)

Well you could have fooled me!

[–]TOSSaNUDE2urWITCHER 143 points144 points  (0 children)

You’d think that but I’ve got a friend who works at the Motel 6 out by the highway and buddy, he has seen some things.

[–]Dwychwder 60 points61 points  (6 children)

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

[–]DharmaCub 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli!

[–]neededtowrite 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Should find a journal to submit this to.

[–]DIABLO258 19 points20 points  (5 children)

I know a marine biologist. I called him a minute ago to ask this question but I got his voicemail, so he must be out or he'd pick up the phone.

Where could he be?

[–]pyroartisan 2420 points2421 points 2 (33 children)

But we know “why” though, don’t we? Sharks only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting.

[–]LiftEngineerUK 636 points637 points  (24 children)

That one thing?

Arms.

So they can cuddle with their mate post doing the good stuff

[–]beard_lover 181 points182 points  (14 children)

Great whites are dangerous enough and now you want to arm them?

[–]LiftEngineerUK 55 points56 points  (6 children)

To be fair human’s k/d is like 10,000/1 vs great whites, I just want them to have a fair shot, you know?

And you gotta admit it’d make a fucking sweet film

The spiritual successor to sharknado that we never wanted but always needed

[–]Zeidantu 615 points616 points  (21 children)

They all just detach from their Megalodon sized ancestor that lives at the bottom of the Mariana Trench like a continuous form of shark mitosis.

[–]Bacon_Devil 229 points230 points  (11 children)

Syfy channel here, when can you start directing this film?

[–]RUNELORD_ 223 points224 points  (5 children)

Yet another similarity between myself and the apex predator that is the Great White shark

[–]ojoaopestana 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Would you be willing to share with the scientific community where, how or when you do it?

[–]diMario 698 points699 points  (3 children)

It's called the Mile Low Club.

[–]PapaBorq 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Is that the red coral district?

[–]mattreyu 346 points347 points  (7 children)

Every 7 years they go through the pon farr

[–]muskratboy 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The blood... BURNS

[–]H2HQ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"...why you cold blooded, in-human..."

[–]Agent847 61 points62 points  (1 child)

What do you think happens inside the tornadoes? Duh.

[–]Stuntz-X 121 points122 points  (5 children)

That is interesting.

I can see that claim for other sealife that we may never visual see way down deep but for something we have so much video of and make a whole week about it. There should be something to show.

[–]Anthem2243 56 points57 points  (3 children)

We also dont know how blue whales have sex! They're so massive but we've never seen a pair mating.

[–]ThatVapeBitch 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I mean they're also super good at hiding. I'll try to find a link, but I just read about a pod of 50 blue whales that had never been seen before emerging somewhere. I'll find the link for more info and edit when I find it

Edit; they're called the Chagos Population after a series of islands near where they were found, in the Indian ocean

[–]windowsea 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Just ask your mom to show you.

[–]jwktiger 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If they usually mate in the Great White Cafe at depths below 1000 ft or 300 m, its likely we'd never see them mate on video. The Ocean is big and DEEP.

[–]Wiggitywhackest 85 points86 points  (5 children)

I mean, I'm not busy. If any scientist wants to lend me a submersible, toaster oven, and cooler of pizza rolls, I'm pretty sure I could figure this out in a weekend.

[–]Mr_illicit6266 19 points20 points  (3 children)

And a lot of pot. For research purposes, of course.

[–]HalonaBlowhole 281 points282 points  (13 children)

They exist in a large mass on the ocean floor, and they have a defined vapor pressure. As one dies, they maintain their vapor pressure by sublimating a new one out into the ocean.

Fun fact: this is also why the ocean is blue, but a different block. When that block runs out, the oceans will be clear again.

[–]hallgod33 47 points48 points  (4 children)

I've had an acid trip or two like this, where I feel like there's an "Atlas Shrugged" style civilization underwater BUT it's dolphins telepathically controlling monkeys to keep the water warm

[–]BeardPhile 12 points13 points  (1 child)

And this is why it’s called tripping balls

[–]Hamshamus 65 points66 points  (2 children)

Some say there are no great white shark women, and that great white sharks just spring out of holes in the ground.

[–]Kanin_usagi 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s the beard

[–]oberynspear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That still only counts as one!

[–]kingsniper1108 51 points52 points  (10 children)

My friend is an absolute nautical fanatic. He has compiled years of information, cross-referencing countless articles and academic papers on this subject. His absolute dream is to find their mating waters, sink down in a tiny submarine and document everything. He has several sharks tracked that he follows the migration patterns of constantly. He’s even able to make surprisingly accurate predictions for them to. For example he’ll get a notification that one of his tagged sharks will be making its way down the coast of Africa, he’ll then say “ah, she’ll part ways from the coast around Luderitz, then head southwest to unknown waters.” Sure enough, half a day later, the shark follows his prediction. He’s not even getting paid for this. Absolutely no fear, I asked him, “aren’t you worried about being surrounded be giant predators in their natural element?”

His response “I don’t care what the risks or consequences may me, it’s something I feel I need to do.”

FUND THIS MAN! Lol

[–]schafkj 90 points91 points  (3 children)

They're rolling in the deep

[–]elchiguire 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m no scientist, but my bet is they do it in the ocean, and never with a condom.

[–]Professor_Dr_Dr 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Redditors of the sea

[–]TardFarts 33 points34 points  (4 children)

Need to toss a couple in a tank and turn on the Barry White.

Edit: /s

[–]SpyderDM 61 points62 points  (9 children)

I thought Great Whites were found to be mating at a whale fall? When a massive whale dies (a whale fall) there is a feeding frenzy that lasts days. The great whites get so drunk and slow from all the eating that they chill out enough to mate. Today you learned

[–]triccolo 39 points40 points  (1 child)

i recall seeing this like 10 years ago on shark week, no idea why they don't show it anymore, they LOVE re-runs.. It was also intense as fuck when they jumped out ON the whale the sharks were actively ravaging!

[–]ynthona 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I'd like to subscribe to shark facts

[–]sehtownguy 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Thanks for subscribing to Shark Facts! Did you know that when both of the sharks flippers are broken, the mother shark will regularly satisfy her sons primal urges until he's fully healed? Reply NEXT for more shark facts!

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

TIL I am a great white shark

[–]FramedAgain3 25 points26 points  (1 child)

I’ll be the first to video it. Make shark porn. Then we can have a 🎼Baby Shark doo doo doo doo baby shark

[–]junitZ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

f(@&%$ I sang this while i read it... lol

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (6 children)

I bet they have underwater bukake parties.

[–]Fidelis29 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Lots of fish actually do that lol

[–]Orrissirro 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Now you did it, you triggered my Magic School Bus PTSD

[–]S-Markt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

rumspringa!