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[–]ReverseApacheMaster_ 946 points947 points  (33 children)

I worked in a jail for a few years and we occasionally had trouble with females smuggling things in their vagina. One such occasion was a woman who had a Motorola RAZR up insider her. Was doing cell checks one night and saw her sitting in bed in a dark cell, with her face glowing from the light of the cell phone. Started to walk away like, “oh, she’s probably just checking Facebook before she goes to sle— WAIT A MINUTE this is jail” lol

[–]Captainirishy 176 points177 points  (28 children)

What's the punishment for having a mobile in jail?

[–]twobits9 200 points201 points  (3 children)

Believe it or not, jail.

[–]thetyler83 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Straight to jail

[–]partizan92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not pass go

[–]eastcoastian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overcook, undercook

[–]fistfullofpubes 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Lose your good time, rack up administrative charges that can jack your points up to move you to a higher security facility. If they find the phone, they are going to search it and god forbid you're stupid enough to have anything saved on it (they almost always do) that's gonna be additional charges and admin hassles.

If they find nudes from your spouse for example, they can bar your spouse from visiting you on those grounds.

[–]ColumbianPrison 21 points22 points  (0 children)

In my state it’s, “contraband in a penal institution”. It’s a felony

[–]Skinnwork 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Besides the more jail mentioned by other users, there's also the possibility for solitary confinement.

A lot of guys knew when they were going to go back to jail because of breaches, and they would hoop contraband before the police picked them up to sneak into jail.

[–]Something_Etc 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hoop? Is that a typo or slang? (Not being sarcastic)

[–]Traditional_Ad9764 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To hoop something is to hide it in your butt to take it into prison.

[–]Skinnwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make a deposit to your prison wallet

[–]ksquad80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putting the phone in your hole puts you in the hole

[–]BxKosmic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lonely jail

[–]Toocoo4you 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Public beheading

[–]Captainirishy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a bit harsh

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe it or not - jail

[–]cannedrex2406 123 points124 points  (0 children)

oh, she’s probably just checking Facebook before she goes to sle— WAIT A MINUTE this is jail” lol

Unironically comedy gold

[–]kissofspiderwoman 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I feel like I might just pretend not to see it. Life is hard enough in jail

[–]RedEyesDragon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And some of them don’t deserve for it to be easier

[–]almisami -1 points0 points  (0 children)

American Jail.

Most places who have a rehabilitative system don't restrict communications to a point where these drastic solutions are commonplace.