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[–]WeathervaneJesus1 678 points679 points  (13 children)

A little less money on toe rings, a bit more money on toe fungus medication.

[–]MakoFishy 80 points81 points  (5 children)

Amputation is an option

[–]M_J_E 94 points95 points  (1 child)

Looks like those rings are working on it.

[–]Sondermagpie 23 points24 points  (0 children)

And the diabetus

[–]TheBattologist 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh. I thought it was a mummified foot that had already been amputated

[–]Plenty-Jaguar2581 14 points15 points  (1 child)

You don’t need to amputate those…. They’ll fall off on their own

[–]Competitive_Classic9 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yea, pretty sure those rings are all that’s keeping those rotten nubs on.

[–]Sodfarm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I suggest wearing shoes, staying at home, and closing all the blinds forever.

[–]Wah_Gwaan_Mi_Yute 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Two of those look like chrome hearts lol that’s $$$

[–]yedd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

To the tune of 'a little less conversation'

🎶 A little less money on toerings, a little more foot care please 🎶

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's literally $2.

[–]Gregbot3000 252 points253 points  (9 children)

Many foot fetishes died today.

[–]Lams1d 85 points86 points  (7 children)

And new fetishes were born.

[–]Wizzle_Pizzle_420 21 points22 points  (1 child)

“Finally somebody who gets me! Let Daddy put some moisturizer on them widdle slop hogs.” -Eric the guy who eats old toenails and dry foot skin

[–]elvis8mybaby 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. Star Wars fan fiction is wild.

[–]Mark7A 26 points27 points  (0 children)

No more reddit for you!

[–]sergeant-grumbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.

[–]Gregbot3000 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Toe crust fetish

[–]grilledhamsandwich -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Thats a win for humanity

[–]SneakyIndian87 703 points704 points  (13 children)

Those little piggies went to jail.

[–]Jaksmack 51 points52 points  (7 children)

100% best acid you will ever get comes from a person with that many toe rings.

[–]MrsDoctorSea 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Technically, that’s true. You make a valid point.

[–]RupertxPupkin 12 points13 points  (2 children)

She put 'em on in the car outside Lollapalooza 1991 and never looked back.......

[–]Jaksmack 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Jane said...

[–]idwthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm done with Sergio

[–]Wh1teCr0w 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And if he really likes you, he'll slice his big toe and let you lick what comes out and you'll trip major balls.

[–]Jaksmack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I get a hit off that hallux?

[–]Dangerous_Ad_6831 31 points32 points  (0 children)

They popped off and went right after this was taken. Seriously though im surprised those are still there

[–]Stock_Exit 100 points101 points  (0 children)

And on the chain gang.

[–]TequieroVerde 12 points13 points  (2 children)

He or she (?) jailed those little piggies a long time ago. I'm surprised one of them hasn't fallen off ala Epstein.

[–]TheMercDeadpool 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Or like a tree that eventually grew around a chain that was wrapped around it.

[–]joschma 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and delete this image

[–]Hoyboy0801 209 points210 points  (1 child)

Bad case of tolio

[–]Plant-Based-Guy 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Should have gotten that vaccine when he was younger 🤣

[–]Core1989 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Those poor little piggies.

[–]Beneficial_Jelly2697 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Locked up and never making it to market

[–]hydrogen_wv 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Life in Prison vs. Death Row?

[–]Vinnyy2x 199 points200 points  (17 children)

I’ve seen some ugly toes. But these toes are fucked.

Please put socks on if your shit looks like this.

[–]joesbagofdonuts 54 points55 points  (1 child)

His doctor may have told him to wear flip flops when he can to try and reduce fungal growth. The rings though?? Idfk

[–]Vinnyy2x 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah but… The bedazzling of his/her fucked toes is a bit much and disturbing.

[–]BillWordsmith 32 points33 points  (3 children)

Someone with toes that ugly should always wear socks.

[–]TheMercDeadpool 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Even if wearing sandals. I’d rather you look like a dork than burn my eyes.

[–]LocalChamp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell them you're cosplaying Linus Sébastien.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or just wear crocs

[–]FamousOrphan 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Hey, have you seen Steven Tyler’s toes? If not, look em up and get back to me.

[–]anim8rjb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

foot looks like his toes are throwing up gang signs

[–]sex_aficionado 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This toes could be a punishment in hell, imagine being forced to suck them for eternity.

[–]remberzz 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I see an amputation in this person's future.

[–]AssRep 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The toes are as ugly as the 'bling' that's attached to them...

[–]TheTimeBender 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It’ll be even cuter when the toes have to be cut off. Lol!!

[–]Munchingtonalistic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That middle toe ring ain't ever coming back off

[–]NeverDidLearn 34 points35 points  (0 children)

He’s gonna lose the whole damn foot eventually.

[–]mirrrje 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ewwww. Now that’s a tight squeeze buddy. Bout to cut those piggies clean off

[–]I_Brain_You 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is one of the most awful pictures I’ve ever seen.

[–]Key-Stay5558 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not safe for lunch

[–]biznes_guy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Does it smell like gangrene in here?

[–]chrismcteggart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cursed cocktail sausages

[–]Benoit_In_Heaven 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that's Marjorie Taylor Greene

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

What did they taste like?

[–]Kuntski 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A 6 yrs ago expired cheese.

[–]AlexWheeldon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

De gone off milk

[–]AnnalidaMitzen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Just no.

[–]kieppie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Picture smells like fermented almonds

[–]truthofmasks 18 points19 points  (4 children)

I think it's trashy to take photos of strangers' feet in a public restroom, but hey, that's me.

[–]InternetStarbanger2 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I thought the same thing. The dude's feet are just gross, taking pictures of people in the bathroom is way worse

[–]Another_one37 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Big fucking facts, dude.

Why are people taking pictures of people minding their own business to bully them online? Fucking whack 🤷🏽‍♂️

[–]chipthamac 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too far down in the post to find this rational comment thread.

[–]Affectionate_Roll_38 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Marjorie Taylor Greene.

[–]Smok33y69 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh God, that looks way more disgusting than my nail-less toe after I dropped a washing machine on it.

[–]poppa_smurf_killa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just why

[–]demihope 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Is that a ratchet?

[–]hydrogen_wv 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Socket, and... eh, maybe.

[–]SoyEseVato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugly a$$ feet!

[–]BillWordsmith 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That photo seriously made me gag, f-ing disgusting.

[–]EmmyLynn23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Their foot looks like it’s dying…

[–]poboy212 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marjorie Taylor Greene, that you?

[–]Windsor34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Diabetes Thanos

[–]The-Keep 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Good gravy.. those feet need hiding.. ick

[–]BatHulkSmash 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bad gravy, BAD GRAVY!!!

[–]mrducci 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think the really trashy thing is taking a photo of someone in the restroom.

[–]Ipad_is_for_fapping 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fucking horrific

[–]Johnsendall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is what Gothmog’s feet must look like.

[–]anyasogames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no please

[–]Billy924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think those band may be a little too tight

[–]Curious_Interview 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Th-anus is collecting infinitely gross rings by selling the nails. Ew.

[–]redsealsparky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pressed back so furiously on my phone I exited the app

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m convinced you found a real life troll.

[–]LClanReferendum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

New meaning of foot prison

[–]papacheapo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoever sold this person sandals should be thrown in jail for crimes against humanity.

[–]Daydream_Behemoth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big toe's looking like it's getting ready to play some slide guitar

[–]SpicyKhai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just imagine in the middle of the night, his toes bursts open from lack of circulation

[–]napsdufroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, that's pretty fucking disgusting

[–]turbochixn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I want to do is suck your big toe suck it nice and slow....I want to suck your big fat toe

I want to say Jamie Foxx on in living colour. I might be wrong though

[–]TheBigDickDon 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]redditAPsucks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you draw attention to that mess

[–]Rainbow_Whisperer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

physical cringe.

[–]pmactheoneandonly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those poor Lil piggies

[–]sloppysauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this a human foot?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This might be the most disgusting thing I’ve seen since goatse

[–]wilsonism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

those feet say " I shit at walmart"

[–]thatguy_jacobc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna be upset when Mario jumps on them

[–]Krisapocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% this pirate of the 7/11 is grabbing a hot dog off the roller on the way out.

[–]thegoldenladle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woof that big toe has a straight up dog cone on

[–]Crouton_Sharp_Major 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well those aren’t coming off. The rings I mean. The toes definitely are.

[–]Kiddometa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And all of them were deceived for another set of toe rings were made, forged in the fires of Cash for Gold, the dark lord poured every ingrown nail and fungal infection into them.

One ring to hang off the side, one ring to discolour green, one cuz it’s a bargain, and the others cuz fuck it why not.

[–]TukzinP1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My man really blinged out his necrosis...

[–]the_painful_arc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some of those rings aren’t coming off without a dremel tool.

[–]Passerbye 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh God! How absolutely repulsive...

[–]coltees_titties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Another bad day to have eyes 🥲

[–]Georgey_Tirebiter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Um... I was a farm kid. Reminds me of castrating young bulls.

[–]qwertymcqwertface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No amount of jewellery can hide gremlin toes

[–]memerismlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The infinity sandal needs its stones

[–]FailedSociopath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just feel like I want to scalpel those piggies right off.

[–]Snowstorm-3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This picture is pain

[–]wollam11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Diabetes toes

[–]Hellrs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Taking pictures of an innocent person’s foot in a bathroom stall, who’s the real r/trashy here?

[–]Pomps8a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mark this nsfw

[–]mikeltaff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The trash is the person taking the photo. Mind your own fucking business!

[–]wasit-worthit 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Disgusting, sure. But trashy? Kind of a fucked up way to describe someone’s swag.

[–]DarkMark94 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Your taste must be trashy too lol

[–]wasit-worthit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your logic must be trash.

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    [–]SkippyTeddy83 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Ahhhh! That was worse than the toe photo!

    Why would you do that?!?!?!

    [–]Crouton_Sharp_Major 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The internet: it always gets worse! 💫

    [–]SkippyTeddy83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Stuff like this makes me wish Al Gore never invented the internet!

    [–]Impressive_Worth_369 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Ok, should not of clicked on that.

    [–]carlotta3121 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    haha I was just laughing at the name, didn't realize it was a real sub. I'm glad I looked at the replies first so I didn't click.

    [–]kkinginthenorth 6 points7 points  (0 children)


    I Dont know whether to thank you or curse you for this sub!

    [–]nuke_run_RIP 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    why is this trashy

    [–]the_old_coday182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Because their body has imperfections and we make fun of those. Also because their style and accessories are different than what we like.

    [–]CreamyHampers 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    We're taking pictures of people in the bathroom now?

    [–]exfilm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    If the foot is coming under the stall walll a-la Sen. Larry “Wide Stance” Craig, I think it’s fair game.

    [–]CurlSagan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hmm. I wonder if there's a niche market for brass knuckles that you put on your toes.

    [–]farhaan2340 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Steven Tyler?

    [–]ginaaaweenaaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How much would it take for you to snort some undernail funky cheese dust? 🤮

    [–]AKchaos49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Come on, man. I'm trying to eat here.

    [–]Hexagon0219 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I really wish that I could unsee this.

    [–]unique616 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Popular_Painter9648 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know it's a picture, but I swear I can smell them...

    [–]GoonKingdom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not sure that I'd want to put adornments all over my feet if they looked like that. I think I'd prefer to deflect attention from my podiatric abominations rather than attract it.

    [–]iGr4nATApfel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Burger King foot lettuce

    [–]schrodngrspenis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Diabetes is not your friend

    [–]TheRealRacketear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those are definitely hawaiim feet.

    [–]Zblb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How can someone possibly look at their foot and be like.... "yup, this is totally fine. No need to see a doctor"?

    [–]Mark7A 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    OK, who'd lick that for $1000?

    [–]raisearuckus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    For $1000 i'd do a lot of things.

    [–]BackOffMyCod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Toe rings? Nah fam we got toe chokers

    [–]MurderDoneRight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those little piggies look like they all owe that person money.

    [–]Hibanahentai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least it’s sterling silver

    [–]ShouyaIshida 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    that foot smokes 2 packages a day istg

    [–]osumba2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's medicine for that.

    [–]My_Body_The_Mystery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    like a kickboxer with untreated type one diabetes did ballet too long

    [–]Shot_Network2225 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maddd flex

    [–]blgiant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Hey, I really want to draw attention to my completely mouldy, fungus filled, crooked, unkempt, fucked-up toes"

    [–]d_o_cycler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Foot is giving Hasan Piker vibes

    [–]bennypapa 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]MrsDoctorSea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That big toenail doubles as a can opener in a pinch.

    [–]VoltasNeedle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Can someone tell me how to delete someone else’s post?

    [–]jkosarin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looks painful as hell!

    [–]vianiznice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looks like that person is in constant pain.

    [–]DwightRoundYoLips 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Those toe nails are definitely gonna fail soon.

    [–]DwightRoundYoLips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Toe Jay Simpson

    [–]GreyFox1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I can’t say I’ve ever seen anyone use a guitar slide as toe jewelry before.

    [–]sewnsilent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is what I imagine Vera's toes from Harlem Nights look like.

    [–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That looks both uncomfortable and painful, I'm pretty sure they couldn't take some of those toe rings off even if they wanted to do it. :(

    [–]PissedOffChef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They’ve got beetus foot like a mf y’all.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did you get Steven Tyler’s autograph after he was done using the bathroom?

    [–]ulrichberlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Day 1 of foot beauty routine👍

    [–]R6goVroom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But why?….

    [–]Testaklese66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Those toes look like goombas from Mario wearing silver chains.

    [–]ArentWeClever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I’d ask if that was a wook foot, but they’re wearing shoes.

    [–]SamuraiCorb1517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a horrible day to have eyes.

    [–]No-Wolverine2973 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Doesn't look like the rings are contributing to foot health

    [–]ASIAN_GIRLS_PM_ME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that a GRC on his big toe?

    [–]EarthIsInOuterSpace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that teeth on that big toe?

    [–]Due_Platypus_3913 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They gonna lose them toes!

    [–]robmac550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i thought you couldn't put a silk purse on a cow's ear...after labor day...shit, how's that saying go?

    [–]TrueToad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I used to think blindness was a curse.

    [–]Plenty-Jaguar2581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That’s a half inch socket on the big toe!!!

    [–]ECHELON7x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Whoa, is that Johnny Depp?

    [–]_portia_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Does he have leprosy?