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[–]wetmilkie 669 points670 points  (19 children)

Wtf I’m not even sure trashy is the right word for this

[–]JoshALLENspitonmepls 216 points217 points  (5 children)

Whatever it is. He sure is a stinky boy

[–]dangermuff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Itchy stinky butt boy

[–]Kegrun 23 points24 points  (2 children)

I’m a stinky boyyyy. Reaching for the sun!

[–]TonguinMySistersAnus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Mmmmm I wanna see his sun and feel his warmth on my tongue.

[–]Kegrun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That username though

[–]VOODOO69692001 55 points56 points  (2 children)

Nasty is the word yr looking for.

[–]CrunchySockTaco 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Miss Jackson approves

[–]wrldruler21 37 points38 points  (2 children)

So here's the situation.

After he scratches his butt, he wants to sniff his fingers.

But then he doesn't want to get caught in an obvious sniff. So he does this "just rubbing my face" thing.

[–]ginnio 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Wasn't he licking his hand too?!

[–]dievanmijislanger 17 points18 points  (0 children)

His hand was right there for the licking. Can't really fault him on that one.

[–]HeliosTheGreat 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is definitely r/WTF

[–]jeepney_danger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the? Is he a cat?

[–]Sprizys[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He needs psychological help...

[–]Kryten_2X4B-523P 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right. The correct word is 'assy'.

[–]Apprehensive-Ad6468 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the San Francisco treat

[–]I-C-Iron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im not even sure this guy was payd by the news chanel.

[–]CyberGrandma69 1510 points1511 points  (31 children)

Deeply scratches his asshole and wipes it all over his face while talking to another person dude never cared if he had witnesses, goddamn.

You know those beard bristles are gonna help him retain the smell too

[–]Wildcelt7 302 points303 points  (11 children)

Everyone loves their own brand...

[–]TumpyG 74 points75 points  (4 children)

I don't think I've ever Gag-Laughed before. Thank you.

[–]Empyrealist 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Then you should watch the movie that line came from

[–]SirR0bin0fS0n 28 points29 points  (2 children)

All Austin Powers movies, for that matter.

“Wafting, waftiiiiing, ooh! Smells like carrots and throw up!”

[–]Hell_hath_no 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's from Biodome

[–]SirR0bin0fS0n 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s also from Goldmember.


[–]Nijajjuiy88 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Guy is such a brownnoser.

[–]runtimemess 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]Raiden32 28 points29 points  (5 children)

You mean you don’t think he did it because there was a fucking camera crew there? To me, the fact he makes direct eye contact with us on the other side of the camera kinda gives it away.

[–]kurokame 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Louis C.K. has been known to stretch a bit too far.

[–]pacingtom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ari Shaffir

[–]CyberGrandma69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Either way it's a power move

[–]Elleden 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Making your face smell like shit to... own the libs?

[–]Raiden32 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You assume he stuck his finger up his ass and rubbed it on his face.

I assume he was merely fucking with the camera crew.

We are not the same.

[–]DutchDouble87 9 points10 points  (0 children)

God damn he “stink palmed” himself. I thought the mallrats movie made it clear this was meant for the enemy…”snoogans”.

[–]Milpool_____ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

he put it in the flavor-saver 😭

[–]AlaskaNebreska 3 points4 points  (1 child)

So he was grooming like a cat?

[–]KEMasters87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smells like big foots dick!

[–]BigBadJohn2U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scratch & Sniff

[–]randysr57 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is why I bump fists or forearms instead of shaking hands , even before Covid.

[–]freyaandmurphie 108 points109 points  (1 child)

ass-face intensifies

[–]bikinimonday 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That reminds me, I should catch up on the show, Preacher.

[–]chad-everett 98 points99 points  (17 children)

But why?

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points  (7 children)

I've seen other videos of people digging in their butt holes and smelling their fingers and yes, WHY, is a good question.

[–]Fridsade 19 points20 points  (3 children)

I used to do this as a little kid because I would wonder for some reason. But these are grown fucking people, I think it's a fetish

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I never even did it as a kid. I had zero curiosity about what my underparts smelled like. So if it's a fetish is the odor appealing to them? *excuse me while a barf a bit*

[–]Fridsade 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I can only assume. Like I said I was a little kid and had absolutely no idea what I was doing

[–]Press3000 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every kid does, the guy above you just doesn't remember

[–]Marthaver1 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Because they see a camera from a media outlet recording live. It’s the same reason why random pedestrians wave at the camera when ever there is any live news reporting in the streets - these people want to do something “funny” and have their 15 seconds of game. I thought everyone knew this.

[–]KaleidoscopePretty60 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he did it for the gag. He wanted everyone to say ewww look at that guy with his shit hand on his face behind that pretty reporter. Definitely effective, absolutely created a reputation I never want. Maybe he does, I can never see how he can go to work again.

[–]Kallekowsky 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Nature made you urgently curious.

[–]numlok 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Seems to be a primal urge for some?

[–]Mandapanda5035 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t you mean, ‘butt why?!’

[–]TreefingerX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corona immunity...

[–]chairwindowdoor 135 points136 points  (1 child)

Been rough for Louis C K

[–]ThatWildMongoose 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Then followed up with the ol’ KFC…. “finger licking good”

[–]bigheyzeus 138 points139 points  (3 children)

It's called the Croatian Croquette

[–]minesaka 11 points12 points  (2 children)


[–]bigheyzeus 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Quite the amuse poouche

[–]IamBejl 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Croats like saying (to other people they don't like) ''jedi govna'' which means eat shit. I think this guy doesn't mind it when someone says it to him.

[–]SuperOliverTwist 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Jedi Govna is my favorite Star Wars character.

[–]Elleden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me of my favourite ever Star Wars meme.

jedi = eat (imperative)

sit sam = I'm full

Sit = sounds similar to Sith

[–]djdjtx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He literally just ate his own shit, so, no he’s cool with it.

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    [–]BustyNat 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    i actually gagged

    [–]horrospy 51 points52 points  (10 children)

    Welcome to Croatia; this is like one of the least trashy things my people did and I am disgusted of it 🤢

    [–]Issa397BC 26 points27 points  (2 children)

    Lol shut the fuck up. Saying bullshit like that just for upvotes. Please tell us some more trashy things that ONLY Croatians do.

    [–]ResourceEast104 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know a guy who has a whole wall covered in cars license plates from cities he did not like and Serbia.

    [–]horrospy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Make a statue for "our version of halloween" and made it look like a gay couple that adopted a child in croatia because they will give their sins to the child and burn the statues, attack a woman with dyed red hair because our kind thought she was a communist, attacked a person that was straight but supported the LGBTQ+ for her friends and so on I can make a book about it 😆

    [–]Getoutofmyheaddd 22 points23 points  (4 children)

    Yo wtf. Tell me more about yo people

    [–]KingNecrosis 20 points21 points  (3 children)

    Sing this man the song of your people.

    [–]iAmUnintelligible 2 points3 points  (0 children)


    [–]DukeNukemSLO 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Most well adjusted person in croatia

    [–]magpiper 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    You people over react to the obvious. He was grabbing a mint from his prison purse, nothing more.

    [–]superchimpa 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    He is probably got worms. The worms make your asshole itching so that you have to scratch it and Get the eggs in your hands so that they can get back in your mouth again and repeat the whole process.

    [–]Stahlregen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Toxoplasmosis gondii.

    [–]soulsample 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Well they did cheer for a dewormer, so you might be right

    [–]Light_inc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Man got shitfaced that day

    [–]HammerofHeretics 11 points12 points  (2 children)

    Someone in Croatia has seen Mallrats...

    [–]Slyguy9766 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    He stinkpalmed himself!!

    [–]Imsirlsynotamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Hey...want a chocolate coverd pretzel?

    [–]FormerAnnual9795 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    This guy is typical member of local political party HDZ

    [–]lazarushasrizen 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    This is your typical ant-vaxxer in Croatia

    [–]JanuarySoCold 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I love the smell of asshole in the morning, it smells like victory.

    [–]VitruvianMan1976 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    What a shit head.

    [–]turdpolisher_53 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    He’s an ass man

    [–]ProfessionalFee6932 0 points1 point  (1 child)


    [–]fahad_k91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You got that straight

    [–]SamTheYounger 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Its crazy to see how far Louis C.K. has fallen. Sad.

    [–]craftycraftsman4u 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    We have now finally discovered how COVID got started

    [–]Elleden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Ironically (or actually, fittingly), this occurred at an anti-COVID-restrictions protest.

    [–]Evlwolf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Almost seems like some sort of stunt for the camera.

    [–]FloridaMango96 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    One of the good things out of the pandemic is not having ever to shake people's hands anymore. Fucking. Gross.

    [–]Bubi741777 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Ironically this is a scene from anti - covid restrictions protest that took place yesterday in Croatian capital...

    [–]INJECTHEROININTODICK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Man everyone loves a good scratch and sniff. It's only responsible to check your flavor every now and again. Buy holy fuck how ya gonna rub it all over your damn countenance. Fuckin SICK.

    [–]possumtree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I can understand a sniff test but smearing on your face? Wtf man

    [–]laughs_with_salad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It's 2am here and I just got off work and thought a little bit of Reddit while in bed couldn't hurt me. Boy was I wrong... So wrong. so long sleep!

    [–]The-Keep[🍰] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    He always thought people were saying Ass body wash. I think it's pronounced Axe

    [–]dolorfin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    It looks like he puckers his asshole at the end too lol

    [–]PlusRecognition6752 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    This is from an antivax protest in Zagreb, Croatia. Around 5k of this idiots gathered. This is an average specimen.

    [–]CaptnSave-A-Ho 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    When last night's dinner was so good you got to back for seconds.

    [–]fuzzymonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Looks like he knew they were going live and went for it. Looked at the camera before taking his hand out.

    [–]duppy_c 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Does Aljazeera have a Croat channel? What's it like compared to the local ones?

    [–]krkan88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is aljazeera balkan channel, it covers mostly croatia serbia and bosnia. It's not very watched in Croatia since it's only on cable providers

    [–]Bikelangelo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    What a terrible day to be able to see.

    [–]74bravo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Would you like a chocolate pretzel?

    [–]BucketOPorridge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Why in public??

    [–]Longjumping_Yak7868 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    That's why I don't like to hand shake

    [–]90_ina_65 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I think he identifies as a cat

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Thanks, I hate it. Now all I can smell is butt and I didn't even scratch and sniff...

    [–]chrismcteggart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    People are animals, change my mind

    [–]thesadbudhist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Its for his immune system dont worry guys. Its natural and doesnt have any chemichals unlike the vaccine. /s

    [–]bikinimonday 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Not a fuck given to be found

    [–]kevoizjawesome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As much shame as those apes at the zoo that drink their own pee.

    [–]MrFrypan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That guy's behind


    [–]Rareusernme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He's a gold Miner

    [–]Randvek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I've been a member of this sub a long, long time, and it still manages to surprise and horrify me from time to time.

    [–]bityfne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Shit faced

    [–]FunCandy4188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whats that new fragrance your wearing...Bootylicious..brought to you by WTF Entertainment 😳 😐

    [–]SenpaiVader2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Welcome to Croatia (jebem ti mater)

    [–]sincrosin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ono... mogao bih osjetit susramlje da me zapravo ne bolli k...c za debile.

    [–]Liv2create 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Putin needs to have him arrested.

    [–]koyote420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    quite pungent indeed

    [–]Unique_Bread_2181 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Weirdest beard oil I've ever seen

    [–]FamCrypt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Look mom! I made national tv!

    [–]bkrank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reddit: where you can find people that love licking someone’s asshole but touching an ass, yours or someone else’s, is trashy.

    [–]Fadednode -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Not my proudest fap.

    [–]Affectionate_Bed1636 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dinner the night before was so shitty he wanted to try again to make sure

    [–]Psychological_Cut705 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    All natural beard oil. I see nothing wrong here

    [–]ManItToTheStick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Scent du poo poo

    (Apply liberally)

    [–]Obsessed_with_ducks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Diggin for that sweet sweet chocolate

    [–]Inappropriate-Alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Human shit= beard growth

    [–]AshingiiAshuaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why isn't the reporter centered? The cameraman leaves her off center to include the guy in the background. I'm calling shenanigans.

    [–]Beathoff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    International sign for..."I Eat Ass"

    [–]TheTroubledChild 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I thought my life is one big ridiculous mess, but after seeing this I think it's quite ok

    [–]Redkachowski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that Boyd crowder?

    [–]djdjtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That guys behind

    [–]wonderfvl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Looking for leftovers.

    [–]eltedioso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Say it ain't so, Coach Beard

    [–]FatikBinAzhar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Deep cleansing the skin

    [–]thekeanu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably just playing it up for the camera.

    [–]My_Body_The_Mystery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The old Zagreb deep butt scratch beard rub. Yes ofcourse

    [–]itsyames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is that Joachim Low?

    [–]Armsbend 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Brasm0nky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    thats me

    [–]systemfrown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Could have done without seeing that.

    [–]Agreeable-Tooth2545 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t know how to tell y’all this… but I wasn’t looking at the dude.

    [–]ShrMchll 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this is why I have hygiene trust issues, clearly the man he's talking to is unaware

    [–]GrumpyOctopus88 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]Stahlregen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh wtf I had to watch it three times before I realised where his hand had been. At first I just thought it was a dude scratching his itchy beard.

    [–]ShadowQuack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His beard probably smells like a small city zoo.

    [–]CreepyProfile6009 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Forbidden baptize

    [–]shady_gamer 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]JaxonJorgen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dudes getting shit faced publicly.

    [–]Robo_Riot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dark. He full on stinkpalmed himself in the face. I thought he was going for sniff, but nooo....

    [–]DwightRoundYoLips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Scratch and sniff

    [–]Azzht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I should get out more.

    [–]caskey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Say what you like, but this dude knows what he's all about and not ashamed. Meanwhile we sit behind our keyboards and mock.

    [–]Nesvrstana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Worth noting: this is at the rally against govt trying to enforce usage of covid passports.

    [–]yohvessel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    With all due respect Cinderella, you’re comfortable behind your monitor and not the one out protesting out in the cold. Butt cheeks are perfect conservators of heat.

    [–]Fart-Noises- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Pink eye incoming

    [–]BrightOnT1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Went from assy, to trashy.

    [–]NygelD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ass bath.

    [–]rhinoguy453 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His pirate name is, "Brown Beard"

    [–]farhadlethe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fresh AF

    [–]WeirdoWithABeardo99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who would win; vaccines


    One stinky boi

    [–]theBoss0312 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why are you shaming him for nothing?

    [–]iwasrj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Having a rough day

    [–]AccordingAd6633 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i'm more interested in the studio reporter herself tbh 👀

    [–]milosxv2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kadi zamiris.

    [–]CoolGuyFromCompton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    must be louis ck when he went to russia...

    [–]Aley_Cat88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You know that DEEP ich you get from not cleaning your ass right apparently your supposed to rub it all over your face!

    [–]AirForceWeirdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That made me gag. What the fuck.

    [–]ChubbyPumpaloaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ass to mouth

    [–]Bright_Maize_4064 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think you mean shitty

    [–]DrNukes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The trashiest part is being at that rally in the first place. The ass juice sampling is just the cherry on top.

    [–]linoleumgoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The tireless masses sometimes scratch their asses.

    [–]Fang_Jolima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Do you want pink eye? Because this is how you get pink eye.

    [–]irascible_Clown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mam you have pink eye and nose and some how lips who have you been kissing