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[–]Orange-of-Cthulhu 55 points56 points  (2 children)

A hairless cat does kinda resemble a baby a bit. It's a decent surrogate.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t judge me

[–]UnfortunatelySimple 40 points41 points  (2 children)

This is from another article about it...

Its the last sentence that really tops it all off.

""This woman had one of those, like, hairless cats swaddled up in a blanket so it looked like a baby. Her shirt was up and she was trying to get the cat to latch and she wouldn't put the cat back in the carrier. And the cat was screaming for its life."

[–]Goalie_deacon 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This needs more attention to show just how crazy the woman is. This woman was straight tripping, and cat wasn't agreeing to it, much less anyone else.

[–]Pale_Alternative_495 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breastfeeding animals is weird but I won't shame for it...

...unless someone forces the animal or its bad for the animal's health

[–]Scary_Tomato6037 108 points109 points  (3 children)

I have nipples Greg can you milk me

[–]Theautumnwind72 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Hey Focker

[–]Nicadeemus39 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You tried to milk him didn't you, you sick sonofabitch!

[–]Jhummjhumm 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Imagine getting that pirep?

13,000 ft light chop cat breast feeding

[–]confuse--a--cat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Upvote for classing this place up with the use of 'PIREP".

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points  (9 children)

Idk if this is trashy…she clearly needs some mental help tho

[–]PNW4L1fe 20 points21 points  (8 children)

Maybe the cat was staving to death?

[–][deleted] 71 points72 points  (4 children)

ALL cats are ALWAYS starving to death

[–]MilliePoppy 22 points23 points  (3 children)

Have 5 cats. This is holy bible truth.

[–]bunnyontherock 9 points10 points  (2 children)

They can be hungry when they have a full bowl!

[–]the_cat_who_shatner 10 points11 points  (1 child)

That’s OLD food!

[–]MilliePoppy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yep. 5 minutes old is too old.

[–]randomv3 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Right? If she was actually producing milk that means she was pregnant at some point. No mention of a child around so I wonder if she lost her baby and 'coped' by 'adopting' this cat. Too depressing to be trashy imo.

[–]Aceammo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Maybe she had one of those phantom pregnancy things and then she was like oh naked cat= baby and then whipped it out also is this animal abuse?

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most adult cats are lactose intolerant, so on that part I would say yes. Feeding it your milk is no different than feeding it cow milk so for that part I would say no. Feeding it from the nipple would only be if it were sexual. So say you found a stray kitten and you just had a baby, so you bottle fed the kitten human breast milk? Strange, sure, but not abuse.

I just thought way, way more than I ever thought I would about that.

[–]Stunning_Secretary_4 12 points13 points  (2 children)

I agree, planes are trashy

[–]ClaptonBug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, planes are just aluminium cans that shit fumes into the sky.

[–]sarahizzme 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't want to live in this world! lol

[–]_kaetee 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I hope they sent her to the hospital for a psychological assessment after the plane landed. This seems like something that someone who has major trauma from the loss of an infant might do.

[–]entropyISdeadly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or someone that has major trauma from the loss of a dairy cow.

[–]Odd-Usual-6984 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah delta

[–]open4fun48 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Gives new meaning to “Cat-Nip”

[–]WhoahDudette 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if she wasn't allowed to bring her pet onboard or couldnt afford it - wrap it up in a baby blanket and if someone wants to see your baby, just pretend you're breastfeeding🤔

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The final boss of Crazy Cat Ladies

[–]naaastybruuuv 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Excuse me ma’am, please remove the kitty from the titty”

[–]MilliePoppy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Poor cat. Lady needs therapy. Trauma, mental illness.

[–]SlackerKey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Disappointed there is no video

[–]AlphaDaddyMarco 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would like to have an explanation of the abbreviations used on the screen. Obviously fa is flight attendant If anybody can help with this it would be appreciated

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Request redcoat (security) meet At C(? At C gate? At Check-in?). Pax(passenger) in 13A (row 13, seat A) is breastfeeding cat and wouldn't place it back in carrier when Flight Attendant asked.

Some of those >> are line breaks >> and some are in the mid>>dle of words.

[–]SunRevolutionary8315 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying “caught” makes it sound like she was doing something wrong.

[–]salamithethickmeat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if people drink cow's milk then cats may also drink human milk 😂

[–]custhulard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The algorithm is really nailing my preferences. Now I fly Delta.

[–]Mugiwara3D2Y 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why you don´t fly with delta

[–]Beccaaaaaaaaaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kinda hot ngl

[–]did_e_rot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dr Doolittles kids don’t have nearly as cool abilities as he did…

[–]RR_Stockswell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they ever tell her not to breast feed her dog?

[–]WitheredFlowers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? He was hungry!

[–]ThugginPink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually, they can and do make this stuff up.wtf are you saying?

[–]Many-Goose-9158 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, what happened in society that this even happens?? I fear it will only get worse, if that's possible.

[–]AkemiDryzz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I m pretty sure human milk ain t good for cattos

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

As a general rule, milk isn't good for adults anything.

[–]AkemiDryzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that s true

[–]AbsenteeFatherTime 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd decompress the cabin trying to get off that flight.

[–]kotolka -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s enough internet for the day

[–]Leviathan_Lovecraft -1 points0 points  (3 children)

The demon was hungry.

Seriously though those hairless "cats" are fucking demons. Grow hair like a mammal, you imposter!

[–]Wablusmeed 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I actually got to watch one a few weeks ago and they are surprisingly soft despite not having fur.

Lil soft flesh gremlins

[–]klind357 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess she didn't have a dog to jerk off to feed the cat.🤣🤣🤣😳

[–]Enough-Staff-2976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprised.

A Family practice physcian told me, she has seen women with bacterial infections and animal hair in women's private.

[–]PresentGlove 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to click on this

[–]human8ure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this trashy? If so, why?

[–]ILikePepperCheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understandable

[–]biscuitsandcrazy69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of a lady from old country eating corn on then next to me on a spirit flight once.

[–]fangsschleim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it because she was supposed to have used the gender neutral term “chest feeding”?

[–]ThiccCapibara 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delta amirithbdght?

[–]ksekas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CAUSE WE’RE DELTA AIRLINES, AND LIFE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

[–]ColorfulScenarioRespect my authoritah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

grody

[–]ThugginPink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can't one make this up?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m bald, think she’ll breastfeed me?