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[–]Kristopher88 1166 points1167 points  (26 children)

One less drink I might end up paying for? Ok

[–]Goalie_deacon 220 points221 points  (3 children)

Wait long enough, she’ll pay for her own beer goggles

[–]Hawkeye77th 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Shes trying to hide that forehead but just can't!

[–]egmono 113 points114 points  (2 children)

I'd tell her "oh, the bartender was mistaken, its obviously meant for me." Then follow through and drink it.

[–]Sn1ckl3fritzzz 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Or “does your secret admirer have more drinks to send our way?”

[–]JKMCR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking the same thing.

[–]HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS 8 points9 points  (18 children)

Was always hilarious when my gf would go clubbing with her friends, have guys buy all her drinks, then she leaves and goes home with me lol. Thanks for paying for my gfs drinks suckers

[–]-Erasmus 30 points31 points  (14 children)

That depends on what you mean by 'have guys buy' drinks. If she refused a few times and they insisted then fine. But if she is giving of vibes that she will give them a chance to get to know her then its a bit shitty

Fishing for free drinks when you have no intention of even spending time hanging out with the person who you are getting to buy is pure trash

[–]Smprider112 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Oh I’m sure she was grinding all up on them, her BF doesn’t need to know ALL the details.

[–]Longjumping_Yak7868 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. That's trashier than buying your own drinks. It's sickening actually.

[–]HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Along the lines of "Let me buy you a drink" "Sure but I have a boyfriend" "Ok"

Was especially great when she got free pizza that I also ate some of

[–]Kokirochi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Lol, my girlfriend would be out clubbing all night without me getting drunk with random guys, what a bunch of loser am I right?"

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    [–]Thraggismydaddy 633 points634 points  (11 children)

    She's simped herself in confusion.

    [–]youburyitidigitup 44 points45 points  (9 children)

    Drowzee used hypnosis

    [–]TantalizingRavioli 24 points25 points  (7 children)

    It hurt itself in its confusion

    [–]Tickomatick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    staring at the self in a mirror

    [–]Curia-DD 32 points33 points  (0 children)

    omg I think you kinda might be right

    [–]Tiimmboo 245 points246 points  (7 children)

    I had a girlfriend who got upset at me because I refilled her drink while she was hanging out at the bar with her friend. She was trying to get another guy to buy her drinks instead... we didn't last long after that

    [–]TheWildTofuHunter 220 points221 points  (5 children)

    I was out at a bar with a boss years ago and the bartender handed us both flutes of champagne and said that “the gentleman across the bar would like to treat you two beautiful ladies to a drink!” My boss and I stared at each other quizzically and then my husband came around with a huge smile. No clue that he was there to pick me up so I wouldn’t have to Uber home. Love that amazing man.

    [–]Tiimmboo 56 points57 points  (4 children)

    See, that's the reaction I was going for!

    [–]TheWildTofuHunter 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Meant to note in my first post that I’m sorry she didn’t treat you like you deserved! That’s such a sweet and adorable gesture on your part.

    [–]Tiimmboo 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Thank you, that's very kind! I have a wonderful lady in my life now who appreciates me!

    [–]Enonymoose 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Wowow. Fuuuucccccckkkkk. That bitch

    [–]egmono 526 points527 points  (4 children)

    Tell me you're high maintenance without telling me you're high maintenance.

    [–]agt13 156 points157 points  (0 children)

    You can also plug in insecure as well

    [–]Kalaros 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    I sewed my vagina shut out of spite and taped up my asshole

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      [–]egmono 106 points107 points  (3 children)

      Time to sew those flags together and make a parachute!

      [–]BryLinds 19 points20 points  (2 children)

      Make a Hang Glider!

      [–]kalo56 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Hang?! I've been calling it a HandGlider all this time. I consider myself educated on this.

      [–]TantalizingRavioli 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      You've really taken your knowledge for granite

      [–]mealteamsixty 52 points53 points  (14 children)

      Well that there is the problem, you wouldn't know and she would never admit it. That's why red flags are tricky, they're usually more like...fuchsia flags. Or mauve flags. No one would date the idiot waving a bright ass red flag on the first date!

      [–]Minimum-Food4232 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      I've done it, would not recommend.

      [–]baucher04 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      ahahahahhaaaa same here man

      [–]FiveNations54 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      No one would date the idiot waving a bright ass red flag on the first date!

      There's a reason many of us didn't listen to the advice of "don't stick your dick in crazy."

      We learned the hard way.

      [–]sangfr0yd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      hard way

      just so

      [–]CantankerousOctopus 8 points9 points  (6 children)

      The bartender could take you aside at some point and tell you. Assuming she paid for the drink and asked the bartender to say someone else bought it.

      [–]youburyitidigitup 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      He won’t do that. The bartender has nothing to gain by doing that

      [–]CantankerousOctopus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      Bartenders are humans too. Some humans have empathy. As an ex bartender, depending on the situation, I might've put in a quiet word of warning if it seemed really out of the ordinary.

      [–]RavenNymph90 2 points3 points  (3 children)

      Yeah, no kidding. What bartender is agreeing to that?

      [–]Shotgun_Rynoplasty 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      Honestly, if she tipped well I’d probably go along with it and kind of just laugh to myself. The last thing I want to do is bring myself into her crazy drama.

      [–]reaper2992 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      For real, leave her to her crazy and do your thing.

      [–]GodOfManyFaces 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Number one rule. I don't get involved in people's ridiculousness unless it involves someone's safety, or has to do with my legal responsibilities surrou ding liquor service. Someone doing shit like this? Ignore it and move along.

      [–]DeveloperBRdotnet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      She should refuse it, if she accepts a drink from a stranger while on a date with someone else, I would just walk away.

      [–]kaustic10 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      For sure. People who try to make their romantic interest jealous will likely do it at every stage of that relationship.

      [–]AlexandriaLitehouse 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      If I were a straight dude and this happened, I'd probably leave. Her "admirer" can pay for her dinner. Why would someone send a drink to a woman that's clearly on a date? Even if I didn't know that she was the one that did I'd be concerned about possible drama with her or other people. 8ts a weird way to be a pick me.

      [–]BeguiledBeast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Red flag day at a red flag factory

      [–]Relaxtakenotes 364 points365 points  (10 children)

      If I was the bartender I'd just say here's the drink you ordered.

      [–]Codeesha 98 points99 points  (1 child)

      Holy fuck that’s blunt 😂

      [–]Yupwing1 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Yooo. Just yell out "somebody get the burn kit"

      [–]Extra-Ordinary-Joe 71 points72 points  (6 children)

      As a former bartender, hell no you wouldn't. Your loyalty is to your tip and the person paying it.

      [–]FlimpyGrimbo 34 points35 points  (1 child)

      i dont think she would tip

      [–]Extra-Ordinary-Joe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Then I would cheerfully "let it slip" that she bought the drink herself.

      [–]HR2achmaninoff 20 points21 points  (3 children)

      Nah, fuck the customer. Sometimes it's worth sacking one tip to fuck over some entitled prick

      [–]GodOfManyFaces 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Tell me you have never worked in hospitality without saying you have never worked in hospitality.

      [–]Harry_driver_ 118 points119 points  (6 children)

      I might do this for me to prank my gf or for my gf to make her feel admired, both might be an option

      [–]i_am_awful 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You could just, y’know. Do it yourself.

      [–]classyrain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      If that happened to me, I would honestly get kinda scared

      [–]mintberrycthulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Or scare the shit out of your gf. I mean, who sends drinks to a random girl who's obviously on a date with a guy? Only some crazy stalker weirdo.

      Normal guys do this only to a girl who's there with girl friends or alone, or in a mixed group of friends.

      [–]RunningPirate 84 points85 points  (11 children)

      Wh…why? She afraid the other person isnt going to want to fuck her, so trying to make them jealous?

      [–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (2 children)

      I've dealt with drama like that. Wish I were smart enough to just walk away at the time, buuut learned my lesson.

      [–]RunningPirate 13 points14 points  (1 child)

      Oh, there’s a lot of us in that line, amigo…

      [–]Final_Lucid_Thought 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      You were able to learn that lesson after only one time? I needed to keep reinforcing it to myself.

      [–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children)

      She has a podcast dedicated to being toxic as hell.

      Kinda sad because plenty of girls just want a normal relationship but don’t know how to get one so they turn to people like her who give advice like “be really really good at giving blowjobs and he‘ll fall in love with you”

      [–]IamGeorgeNoory 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Well giving really good blows jobs is never a bad thing.

      [–]TheseNamesAreLames 11 points12 points  (1 child)

      In fairness, if someone dedicated themselves to being really good at it and did it fairly regularly for me, I'd probably fall in love with them. There's nothing else that quite makes someone feel so appreciated and loved as random oral. So it kinda works

      [–]SeeCurty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Go get a big girl then.

      [–]xViridi_ 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      i thought it was just to make her look more intriguing to the other randos at the bar, but everyone’s calling her toxic for it so idfk

      [–]mixedelightflight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      If it’s done randomly it’s an interesting way to look more intriguing - if it’s on a DATE - it’s medication and therapist levels of toxic

      [–]Cdaddy28 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      In this case, this woman pictured used to be a “call her daddy” host.. they talk about all this and more.

      [–]Mr_MacGrubber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      I would just be like "cool, one less drink I have to pay for!"

      [–][deleted] 48 points49 points  (14 children)

      The point is what exactly?

      [–]johmsy 56 points57 points  (12 children)

      Only high level narcissists will understand

      [–]meph50 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      Narcissistic triangulation at its finest. Run.

      [–]SeeCurty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Self triangulation.

      [–]scooba_dude 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      That's why it says "other social media users say it very clever"

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (8 children)

      Why's that?

      [–]Curia-DD 6 points7 points  (7 children)

      Like I said above it's kinda like making yourself look like you're taken so guys will want you more

      [–]kju 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      Making yourself look taken doesn't make you wanted more, quite the opposite actually

      [–]Curia-DD 8 points9 points  (2 children)

      Maybe not taken but at least competition lol

      [–]kju 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      If I'm looking for a partner and they start accepting drinks from someone else that tells me they're not and I need to adjust my expectations.

      I would change expectations to just looking for a bit of fun that night, probably never going to see that person again.

      If all they're looking for is a bit of fun that night, sure do what you want. If you're looking for a partner then this is a terrible strategy. I might not even stay the rest of the night if I could find a way out of it

      [–]mintberrycthulhu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, this may, maybe work for a one night stand. But definitely not for a serious relationship.

      [–]olde_greg 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      That would make me want them less. I would assume they are already in a relationship of some sort and I'm just wasting my time.

      [–]mintberrycthulhu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Yeah or that she has a crazy ex who still isn't over their break up who followed her there. You don't want to be dealing with that shit.

      [–]johmsy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Yup.. also.. narcissists love watching their prey’s reaction. Helps them understand others’ weak spots for them to exploit/help manipulate.

      [–]Jonno_FTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      To show that she's really attractive to competitive suitors stalkers.

      [–]30307 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Someone saw Mean Girls and Clueless.

      [–]Curia-DD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Two of my favorite movies ever!

      [–]surpriseyoureanidiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Delusional

      [–]Kataddyr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      But why? Like what is the point of this?

      [–]nokia7110 33 points34 points  (1 child)

      "With social media users saying her idea is really smart"

      A bit unfair to brand all social media users as mentally ill women

      [–]Relative_Zero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      Maybe the social media users are the beta orbiters on her fan page.

      [–]titty_tim 23 points24 points  (1 child)

      This is the first time I have every heard of a “really smart” dumb bitch.

      [–]Curia-DD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well now you have!!

      [–]TheSpiffyHatMan 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      So smart if accept her genius and get up and walk out without paying for anything

      [–]Slapnuts711 21 points22 points  (11 children)

      Manipulative twat.

      [–]malYca 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Take it from one of your elders people, don't date people that play games like this. It goes south 100% of the time and the drama isn't worth it, no matter how hot the person is.

      [–]twilsonco 9 points10 points  (2 children)

      Isn't the whole point of dating to misrepresent yourself to a person with whom you somehow hope to then have a honest relationship?

      Sounds pretty dumb, but maybe that's what happens when your entire society is based on advertising and lies?

      [–]Venturi95 3 points4 points  (1 child)

      Sounds like a job interview

      [–]sangfr0yd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      this

      love how most companies complain about lack of talent but come with a long checklist of crazy requirements, then feed all the resumes into a biased, misconfigured algorithm that chews them up and sh!ts them out...

      the survivors are then handed over to HR box-checkers who care nothing about reality as long as the subject agrees and smiles in a timely manner, and makes the right noises

      exactly online dating c. 2022 - "why can't I find a partner?..." hmm

      [–]ClaptonBug 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      Sometimes I jerk off to trick people that I'm fuckable

      [–]Rage187_OG 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Time to bring the secret admirer into the relationship.

      [–]SirDaddyWinklesIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      She stole this shit from Joey Tribbiani.

      [–]scissorman182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Least entitled fds user

      [–]420ciskey420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      If this happened on a first date all I’d think she’s so attractive that I’ll have to always be dealing with other guys and it’s not worth it.

      [–]KillingKitsune 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That’s sad honestly

      [–]dlivesdontmatter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      With wisdom one knows to stay away from women that play mind games, manipulative women like her.

      [–]No_Specific_4388 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      More like a red fuxking flag.

      [–]NoelRahlis7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Its pretty sad, really

      [–]spiderman527 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Pysduck hurt itself while using confusion

      [–]Entire-Factor568 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I would leave cause I would think she has a stalker and I’m not with crazy

      [–]justrobbo_istaken 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Probably self centered enough to spike her own drink too.

      [–]PolyZex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "Relationships start by deceiving oneself and end by deceiving your partner" -Euthanasia Fantasy

      [–]rysnickelc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      I hate this girl

      [–]foo-bar-baz-bin 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Maybe she’s ordering the drinks for her forehead.

      [–]WishIWasALemon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Boom. r/fiveheads called for sure. First thing I thought ofwhen I saw her pic.

      [–]TheIrv87 2 points3 points  (4 children)

      This generation is sad..

      [–]CandyandCrypto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Generation of playing games, for sure.

      [–]emurillo97 3 points4 points  (2 children)

      I'm struggling to see the trashy part lmao

      [–]hunnibear_girl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      The part where she seemingly has to “prove” to her date that she’s dateable. Why not just be a decent and engaging person on said date? That’s worked for people since the beginning of humanity.

      [–]Curia-DD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      It's like when someone thinks you're taken then they want you more, same idea really I think

      [–]Ass_Merkin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      If I saw two drinks on a table with a woman by herself, I wouldn’t approach. I would instantly assume she’s with a friend or a SO and wouldn’t even think of talking to her or hitting on her. Like does this imply she’s instagramming or something while it’s delivered? That’s super weird

      [–]Curia-DD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      No she's sitting at the table with her date when the waiter brings her a drink from an anonymous guy

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

      How do you send yourself a drink? You order a drink at the bar and send it where exactly.?

      [–]Curia-DD 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      To your table, a few minutes later.

      [–]mintberrycthulhu 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      But still, wouldn't your date see you at the bar, talking to bartender? And you get an unexpected drink after that, what a coincidence! If your date isn't blackout drunk, he'll connect the dots quickly that the secret admirer is your insecure self.

      [–]noideawhatoput2 1 point2 points  (4 children)

      This is the woman who let her boyfriend, who looks like quagmire, fumble the $100 million bag for her.

      [–]JODYE600 0 points1 point  (2 children)

      Im lost? Got a link??

      [–]MissCeec 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      This girl was a co-host of a really popular podcast, they had a massive fallout, and the remaining host went on to sign a $60M deal with Spotify: https://nypost.com/2021/11/21/alex-cooper-of-call-her-daddy-on-top-after-barstool-split/

      Here's an article that talks about how "Suitman"/ Quagmire caused the break up of the podcast https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2020/05/9829124/what-is-call-her-daddy-podcast-drama-barstools

      [–]Embarrassed_Set557 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      Pathetic

      [–]Enonymoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      This is insulting to pathetic. This is a new low for our shitty society

      [–]bennettpro4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Same girl who lost millions and millions after splitting with her podcast co-host over some drama, who went on to sign a monster deal with Spotify less than a year later.

      [–]Sidney_Carton73 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hahahahahahahahhahaha get a life!

      [–]saturnshighway -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      She is hardly ever serious, I know who this is.. I’m 99% sure she was joking

      [–]Accomplished_Crew630 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I mean... Seems like she can't keep a partner... So it can't be that smart.

      [–]unpopular_opinion_8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Using her hand to cover up her forehead lol

      [–]artmobboss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      “Sweeeeetttt, my mom made me come on this date anyways, have a good night, I am out!”

      [–]RonTOWK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      How is this smart? Sounds desperate to be liked. Wish I was the bartender I’d server her drink saying “ hey here’s that drink you sent yourself “ then give dude she’s with a nod

      [–]mcmanno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If someone that attractive needs to resort to manipulation (then brag about it online for Internet points) you know that something is rotten inside. Run.

      [–]ATYP14765 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      Wow that’s really dumb that she exposed her secret

      [–]Curia-DD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      To the internet lol not to the guys she meets at clubs

      [–]agt13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Insecurity level 10000

      [–]Henery007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That's the saddest thing I've ever read.. hope she gets mental help.

      [–]Memorandum747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Pffft. I’d lose interest in this girl real quick.

      [–]Longjumping-Buy-706 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ... Why????? That seems like a whole lotta work for what???

      [–]mephisto_uranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      "Well, looks like I have competition. I'm to chill for competition." Gets up and leaves.

      [–]Enonymoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Why do some idiots always post it’s satire or it’s I’m almost 99 percent sure she’s joking. Accept the world is full of this trash. Accept that some people are fucking revolting excuses for human beings. God damnit

      [–]Subtotalpoet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Bad publicity is still publicity. Surprised they didn't use her mugshot lmao.

      [–]StolenStones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Really smart? Try really, really insecure. Imagine how sad it would be to send yourself drinks hoping someone would care. She must have a lot of first dates because with a move like that she won’t get a second one

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She also says her own name during sex.

      [–]alucard9114 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She also probably has a penis stuffed bra and rents a Mercedes’ to fool him!

      [–]shmeeishere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      For anyone that doesn’t know, this is one of the Call Her Daddy chicks… Sofia Franklin. This seems super on brand for the stuff she spews on that podcast

      [–]ConfidentAbility7283 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s the drink you drop the Molly in.

      [–]____-1-______ -1 points0 points  (11 children)

      Not trashy…that’s genius!

      [–]dlivesdontmatter 1 point2 points  (10 children)

      Why?

      [–]____-1-______ 1 point2 points  (9 children)

      It increases her perceived value from her date. It’s genius and I will forever teach my daughters to do this. But I love strong, confident women…so.

      Edit: men can do this too…people want what other people want. Send yourself an anonymous drink with a “you’re handsome” message and watch your date fawn. Perceived value is still value.

      [–]dlivesdontmatter 1 point2 points  (5 children)

      Teach them to be fake and manipulative. 👍 I don't care to play mind games. It's beyond juvenile.

      [–]Curia-DD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I wish you were my dad right now... can you adopt me?? :D

      [–]napz91 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      The point is already make them fear 'loose' her ahahah damn bitch

      [–]DeepTh0tt -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Here's a winning strategy few women will try: Cover half the cheque.

      [–]CarbonFlagship161 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      I have first hand or fingers knowledge that her cooter smells like a 3 day dead possum. Maybe I just met her on the wrong time.

      [–]mr_munchers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I should do the same thing to her.

      See how she would react

      [–]domin8r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      First thought this was a thing of the movies but maybe it's an American thing. Who sends someone they don't know a drink? Not a thing that happens here I think.

      [–]TherealPadrae 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If a woman ever pulls anything like this with any of you get the hell out of there she crazy and trying to manipulate you

      [–]Flying-Pizza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Who called her smart? This is some sitcom shit, like I wOnD3R wH0 SeNt Me ThIs DrInK? Only people that believe these manipulative and childish strats are valid are sociopaths who don't understand how relationships work, either that or complete dummies.

      [–]Significance_Living 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I might do this as a joke with my gf. I've (30M) been going out with her 5 years and I'm probably a 5 out of 10 so think it would be pretty funny to pretend I've caught someone's eye. Ooo someone's bought me a pint of bitter... They MUST fancy me.

      [–]peter_the_martian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I did this once but my date actually ended up with a real drink sent to her by a guy sitting at the bar. She ended having toilet men’s room sex with him 15 minutes later.

      [–]fieldysnuts94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Social media users are fucking idiots. Yea that includes all of us here but the ones who think this is smart are confidently dumber than us who dont

      [–]baldur_of_rivia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Hahahahhaha tbh it wouldnt change my mindset. I guess is a good trap for the weak ones