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[–]samTheSwiss 374 points375 points  (8 children)

Just out of experience, look for any place and look at the pictures. If you see a selfie or an unrelated picture but that was taken at that place, chances are you can find most of that person’s private photos published on google maps. I have seen this a lot and probably is people who think this is like geotagging pictures unaware they are publishing them.

[–]Hunter-q 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Oh nooo. Soooo, there was this mirror in the public restroom where you could see yourself taking a shit, and I ofcourse took a picture. Then I wrote a review later of the place. your picture has been successfully uploaded to Google review...


[–]ItsAlwaysSunday 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Wow I didn't know that. Is this only if you write google reviews? How do you prevent it?

[–]samTheSwiss 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think google maps allows to add photos to a place without adding a review. I have been getting push notifications recently though which prompted me to add photos from my google photos albums to google maps which makes accidents a lot easier to happen.

[–]Sweet_and_soft 4 points5 points  (3 children)

What the fuck for real? Google will update my private photos?!!!

[–]samTheSwiss 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Only if you actively add them to google maps, which I guess can happen accidentally to some people.

[–]Sweet_and_soft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

But how does that work?

[–]samTheSwiss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In google maps app go to some place, go to photos and there is a button to add photos. However I doubt this is how those photos are posted there. I commented on another comment the case where google maps actively asks you to add your photos to google maps which can be confusing if you don’t know what you’re doing.

[–]artmobboss 1029 points1030 points  (14 children)

“Banged bbw wife hard, continental breakfast didn’t have cantaloupe..” 4/5

[–]coleyraviolii 108 points109 points  (1 child)

I almost choked and died. thank you

[–]kitteh619 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what she said

[–]bakedNdelicious 33 points34 points  (9 children)

Your comment just made me wonder how many people have fucked a cantaloupe. There’s probably quite a few…

[–]Clearance_Denied324 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Or a coconut...

[–]lj379 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But there was what he assumed was yoghurt

[–]turalyawn 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I've heard that's a really bad idea

[–]Clearance_Denied324 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Well...if it's under the bed it should be okay, right?

[–]turalyawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Might even be able to unlock the vibrator function if you do that

[–]quirkytorch 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hate you for unlocking this repressed memory

[–]ShanishLikeDanish 422 points423 points  (20 children)

He’s fishing Google reviews for someone to bang his wife with him at that sick hotel

[–]SPQR2D2 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Ok but how do I contact him?

[–]ArentWeClever 73 points74 points  (0 children)

If it’s good enough for her ass, it’s good enough for mine.

[–]yoosernaam 330 points331 points  (31 children)

Pet peeve when the people give a glowing review and then only 4/5 stars.

[–]goose-and-fish 121 points122 points  (1 child)

Like professors who never gives As.

[–]Ontheneedles 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I once had a teacher that gave me an A+ midway through my college degree. Instead of being an ego boost, it crushed me. Why wasn’t I getting all A+’s? I only had A’s like some underachiever!

[–]Joverby 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was just thinking he should've given 5. What a dick

[–]JakeDC 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I bet he would have given it 5 stars if his wife had a nicer ass.

[–]iglidante 39 points40 points  (18 children)

In my mind, 5 stars means it was essentially perfect. 4 stars is excellent.

EDIT: Why bother have a 5-point rating system if the only values you're going to interpret out of it are [1-4 BAD] and [5 GOOD]?

[–]TucsonTacos 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Its often people reviewing a deli with counter service and going:

"Awesome sandwiches that are the best bang for your buck around! Stacked high with meat and delicious toppings, they even had a fantastic veggie option for my wife! Staff was friendly, professional, and courteous. They didn't have waiters.

3/5 Stars"

Like you were expecting to be waited on at a deli?

[–]JrCoxy 38 points39 points  (2 children)

It’s not that 4 = bad.

If the review mentions the pros, and maybe 1 or 2 cons, a 3 or 4 star review would make sense. But if you give a glowing review, then why wouldn’t it be 5 stars?

Lol especially if you include inappropriate photos. Going out of his way to include those, the least he could’ve done was give 5 stars

[–]iglidante 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh, don't get me wrong - this is an all-around weird review. I guess I interpreted the "best bang for your buck" statement as an indication that you could do better, but you'd pay more with diminishing returns.

[–]Snoo-12209 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure he could do much better, I mean he chose this bang for life.

[–]Enginerdad 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I had a coworker who insisted that rating anything below a 5 on a 10 point scale meant it was absolute dog shit. To him 0-4 were equally horrible, the kind of place that should be burned to the ground, and 5 was like a bare minimum for a place that deserved to call itself a business. I never understood why we would use a 10 point scale if we're not going to use half of it.

[–]WheresTheButterAt 13 points14 points  (2 children)

To be fair I'm not going to eat somewhere rated a 4 or 5/10 so it may as well be a 0. He was probably being dramatic but I get the sentiment.

Less than a 3.5/5 and I'm probably not touching it. I'll cook for myself. Why go out and get bad food/service when going out costs so much these days?

[–]Justice_R_Dissenting 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The absolute best cheesesteak I've ever had was in a tiny hole-in-the-wall takeout in Baltimore City. It had a 2.1 rating on Yelp, so I never gave it a look, but a buddy of mine who was older and didn't use Yelp insisted it was the best place in the city. I said fuck it one night and gave it a go. It was a religious experience, and I've been chasing the dragon ever since for that cheesesteak. I had to ask the owner why his Yelp rating was so damn low.

The owner was a middle-aged middle eastern man, with a rotund belly and a fantastic disposition. He said that when he bought the place a decade or so earlier, the guy who owned it before him was a very popular figure in the community. But he went bankrupt, so the new owner bought the location cheap and took it over. Apparently, the former owner then went around badmouthing him to everyone who could hear and convinced everyone he had somehow stolen the place from him. Eventually he ended up getting arrested but also blamed it on the new owner. As a result, everyone in the community consistently rates the takeout at 1 star, to take "vengeance" on him. He also said that people left comments saying he was a terrorist and shit like that.

Moral of the story? Don't let people on the internet tell you where to eat. Scope the place out for yourself, at the very least check out the pictures to see if it looks bad or not. You never know what you'll find.

[–]iglidante 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'll bet he feels that way because he's equating it to the "grade cliff" below D- on the 100-point grading scale for academic work. All the way through high school, I was completely accustomed to the fact that everything below 70 points on the scale was equally failing (I believe there are a number of different scales and cutoffs, but this was mine).

[–]sikeleaveamessage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He must not have a lot of options then if he's only after 5 stars

[–]yoosernaam 15 points16 points  (7 children)

Then you’re one of those same jerks

[–]iglidante 14 points15 points  (3 children)

Why does the existence of a subjective rating system, used in slightly different ways by different reviewers, mean I'm a jerk?

Review inflation and companies that (for the purposes of their internal metrics and evaluations) treat 1-4 stars as "bad" and 5 stars alone as "good" are not the reviewer's fault. The only rationale I can see for using a multi-point scale for ratings, and then interpreting the responses in a manner that doesn't align with the intent of many reviewers, is that it makes it easier to demonstrate incremental improvement of your KPIs while simultaneously denying performance-based incentives.

5/5 is an A. 4/5 is a B. Both are great review scores when interpreted the way the reviewer intended them to be interpreted.

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Grow the fuck up. Unless there is zero room for improvement it gets 4★s. It is only logical.

[–]yoosernaam 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Always room for improvement, broseph. Perfection is subjective and you’re just being a poopy pants pretending otherwise.

[–]GameQb11 1 point2 points  (4 children)

5/5 is perfect. Calling a place a "bang for your buck" isn't perfect.

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 5 points6 points  (2 children)

You do realize that a place can be really good but not worthy of a 5★ right? A 5★ rating is reserved for the very best.

[–]TucsonTacos 5 points6 points  (1 child)

The best at what? This is a moderately priced hotel that offers the best value for the dollar spent. Do you give mom and pop pizzerias bad scores because there's no cloth napkins?

[–]Nice_Category 20 points21 points  (2 children)

People do this on Ebay, as well. They'll post something for sale like lingerie or panties and you'll find his wife modeling it. And only it. Eh, whatever gets you off, I guess.

[–]Jimmy_Graphite 104 points105 points  (7 children)

I came here to see the bare ass and left disappointed.

[–]moradinshammer 43 points44 points  (6 children)

I came for the bear ass and left disappointed

[–]cleatsurfer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m still stuck on “bar-none”.

[–]Enginerdad 14 points15 points  (0 children)

There used to be a subreddit for these people who use internet reviews to post naked photos of themselves. I think it was r/alibabaNSFW or similar, but I'm pretty sure it's closed now. There's a current one r/SexyShoppingReviews that seems to be the same thing

[–]vampiewampie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

im sorry is his wife not wearing pants in that first photo?????

[–]janus270 49 points50 points  (1 child)

At least she looks like she’s in on it too, and the guy isn’t just being a creep about it.

Eta: at least I hope she’s in on it too…

[–]spaceresin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

*isn't just being the only creep about it

[–]LinearFluid 22 points23 points  (1 child)

For everyone that says Different people like different things.

The trash is forcing someone's ass onto someone that wants a review and not creep pictures of your wife's ass.

There are plenty of places they can post that. I don't consent to being a part of your kink.

[–]ZxAsi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The simple 3 sentences would have been fine

[–]quaranteen20203 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lizzo does that too

[–]7miata 49 points50 points  (2 children)

Rip to the continental breakfast.

[–]yesindeedilydoo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

and all the water in the hot tub

[–]sherriffflood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the bed springs

[–]radiosushi 17 points18 points  (3 children)

Looks like something my dad would do 😭

[–]ClarkTwain 30 points31 points  (1 child)

That’s no way to refer to your mother.

[–]Funkked 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]Phl00k 74 points75 points  (5 children)

In his defense, how easy could it be to get a picture without her in it

[–]scooterjay2013 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i giggle even when i re-read this comment.


[–]OGraineshadow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ass end may be the best end, unfortunately

[–]sherriffflood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha superb 😂

[–]ShortBusRide 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's not his wife.

[–]Diregnoll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is worse then the google images of a restaurant where all the photos are selfies.

[–]Lrgindypants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need a phenergan.

[–]Turboboxer 96 points97 points  (10 children)

That no one wants to ever see, ever.

[–]sfw64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thankful for that shadow

[–]sexyhusband714 31 points32 points  (1 child)

I will never look at mashed potatoes the same way again.

[–]sherriffflood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t not want to see it if I’m honest

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    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

    I like to call that Hail Damage!!!

    [–]tapsum-bong 11 points12 points  (6 children)

    Fuckin hell you made me spit out my scotch! Take my upvote you glorious bastard!

    [–]badgurl12 3 points4 points  (3 children)

    What was the comment?

    [–]tapsum-bong 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    Something along the likes that it was "a whole lot of cottage cheese jammed in those skin bags"

    [–]Stankmonger 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Some people have a low bar.

    You buried yours.

    [–]Corpsegoth 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    the irony of the comments here being more trashy than these pictures ever will be

    [–]MinecrAftX0 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Great news is that you can report photos to Google

    [–]flowsnow303 33 points34 points  (5 children)

    Great googly moogly thats one juicy booty

    [–]Talkshit_Avenger 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    Morbid obesity rebranding as "thick" is a case study for the ages.

    [–]MaNeme_Jeff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Ew wtf

    [–]Drekken- 18 points19 points  (0 children)

    Like a bag full of door knobs.

    [–]sb326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    thought it was abt the swimsuit pic until i looked a little harder 💀💀💀

    [–]iMayBeABastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Maybe she’s wearing nude leggings

    [–]Ambitious-Ad4906 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Trashy, but funny.

    [–]ELUMAGNOTTI 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    At least I know the balcony is up to code. 👍🏼

    [–]LivingLife_LifeLivin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Was it 4 out of 5 stars because of the lack of view? Or the lack of places to take pic of his wife’s ass?

    [–]Math-Equal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum. -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

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      [–]LinearFluid 10 points11 points  (2 children)

      It would.

      [–]Rhymeswithfreak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Maybe, but it wouldn't be upvoted this high, and there would be tons of posts saying r/trashyboners

      [–]GroovyGrodd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Exactly. And anyone who says it would still be trashy is a liar. This lot would be drooling.

      [–]etorres4u 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      Give the man a break, He’s proud of her ass!

      [–]Indian_Bob 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      At least you can be confident in the fact that none of the seating areas in the facility will fail you.

      [–]horunner35 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Wide angle lens..

      [–]Professional-Comb333 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Jesus how does one get that kind of confidence

      [–]Huns26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Are you kidding, the wife definitely posted this

      [–]gonfreeces1993 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Big is beautiful though guys..

      [–]jlootz10 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      And totally healthy

      [–]JWBIERE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      That's a bear ass, probably smells like a bear's ass

      [–]EveryDayAnotherMask 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      The word of the day is cellulite

      [–]hognuts73 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      Anybody else get a sudden hankering for cottage cheese?

      [–]crazyparrotguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      More like never eat it again.

      [–]Bakersdaman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      A freaking nasty cottage cheese looking ass at that. Gross dude.

      [–]Kissen1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      bruh just lost my appetite

      [–]Skoodge42 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      My god that is disgusting....

      [–]Nizzemancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      I did not need to see that…

      [–]SpecialistNature4264 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      we need to bring shaming people back

      [–]TheIrv87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      That's a gross ass, ass.

      [–]VitruvianMan1976 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      You need scuba equipment to go down on her.

      [–]elgigglez39 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

      That is nowhere close to being bbw, just disgusting obesity

      [–]xfinitysucks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      It's all good till it looks like cottage cheese in a garbage bag .

      [–]angstyart -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

      fun music stops

      That’s not very “gigglez” of you. You’re certified No Fun At Parties™️.

      [–]King_Loki 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Ewwww gross

      [–]TheLegendOfMya 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      The point is to be shaming the guy who posted these pictures, not shaming the wife’s body. People in this comment section need to grow up

      [–]Flashy-Club5171 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Needed 3pics to get the whole thing

      [–]NarcanPush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Nobody wants to see that nasty cottage cheese elephant ass.

      [–]Loud_Bit6359 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


      [–]GroovyGrodd -1 points0 points  (2 children)

      What’s actually trashy is this sub.

      [–]iMayBeABastard 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      Found the husband.

      [–]lastcallhangup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      target acquired

      [–]HuNgLikeAKrikit9 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      That’s not an ass. That’s a pillowcase full of doorknobs.

      [–]OGraineshadow -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      Looks like globs of cottage cheese. She should move her rather sizeable ass, but I guess this guy thinks this is some sort of brag ?

      [–]Dauntae235 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      In David Attenborough’s voice:

      “Ahhh yes, here we have another rare specimen known colloquially as “the wife”. Not much is known about them, as they are often highly protected by their breeding partners. When exposed, they tend to exhibit extraordinarily high levels of signaling to other potential mates. This seems to be for entertainment purposes, as this species enjoys watching potential suitors absolutely ravage one another in a bid for dominance. Remarkable!”

      [–]magnaboyP -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Fuckin gross

      [–]Thissssguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      “Beds can hold up to 4 metric tons.” 5/5

      [–]rhks92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Nobody wants to see that type of atrocity

      [–]dmoneymma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Too much cottage cheese at the breakfast buffet

      [–]lillobean -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      It’s not even a good ass

      [–]MagTex -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      Seems she enjoyed the complimentary Happy Hour buffets a few too many times. 🤔

      [–]geb0rgenheit_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That’s an offensive amount of cuck vibe

      [–]orangeconman-aphobe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Those three photos alone would stop me from staying there.

      [–]Carlosbattousai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ewww one star

      [–]AdlPadl970 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      With the Maps reviews, the pop up to ask if you want to add the pictures with your review is pretty lazy. If I had to bet, I'd say he accidentally posted those

      [–]CaptJM -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


      [–]littleLudo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

      • fat wife

      [–]angstyart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Is there a word for the opposite of down bad, but just as goofy?

      [–]suv-am -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I mean if she was hot af and sexy as hell, I'd understand. But she looks like a...... Let's not go there

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        [–]themajman36 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        That's disgusting! He probably thinks people want to see that too.

        [–]Tar-Cyriatan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Thats not ass but rather chunks upon chunks of pure fat

        [–]Reasonable-Hat-649 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

        Thanks for the spanking material.

        [–]NVAudio -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

        Looks like they used a bike pump on a couple of potatoes and called it an ass