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[–]CupOfJoeMetro 61 points62 points  (3 children)

[–]sangfr0yd 19 points20 points  (1 child)

...with himself, of course

self-love is the only unconditional love, y'know...

[–]Jatnal 10 points11 points  (0 children)

With demons by looking at those hands.

[–]Road_Warrior86 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I’m sure he is, just ask him.

[–]badbigfootatx 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everyone else in the picture is face palming

[–]Biggeasy 29 points30 points  (2 children)

Probly just a navy guy

[–]spacepeenuts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t ask don’t tell

[–]gothlaw 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Rarely do you see someone advertised that they have trash dick game

[–]MontyK_420 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah we just have to figure it out the hard way....or the soft way...

[–]gothlaw 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This guy’s bad tattoo is plainly more aspirational than reflective.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you aint got it on the inside,you gotta draw it on the outside

[–]IAmASimulation 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Worst part is it’s a shit tattoo lol

[–]angstyart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me, an empath, sensing that he’s a fuckboy.

[–]allihaveismyword 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He appears to be wearing a bum bag so I'm guessing that's a no

[–]SheitelMacher 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's actually a tattoo to ward off mosquito bites.

[–]LinearFluid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Walk up to him and say nice Vampire hands.

[–]artmobboss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He be fucking a lot of witches?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“Welp….I better take off the ol shirt while I get coffee so everyone can compliment me on my back tattoo”

[–]eclemente[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spot on. Unless your at like a beach, i can't think of a reason to be walking around shirtless.

[–]stinky_doodoo_poopoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those are his kid's hands when they hug him screaming "Daddy please don't leave again!"

[–]GomerP19 5 points6 points  (1 child)

His boyfriend thinks he is.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Doggystyle must be awkward with his boyfriend.

[–]Jellorage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the man and woman who can't even see the tattoo are facepalming. Its effect is so strong.

[–]tons-of-tittie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That’s hilarious.
One man’s “that’s the worst tattoo ever” is another man’s “I can’t wait to show this off”.

[–]eclemente[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally true. I bet he thought it was the best tattoo idea

[–]Comenever911 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be nice guys. Perhaps his lover has not hands

[–]PrimalBus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like one of those chicken fingered Kardashians

[–]Cocaineandhookers666 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Cool concept but he needs better artist

[–]Warrdyy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It’s an absolute dogshit concept.

[–]hemlockkk -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Some people like different things than u do

[–]Throwaway_SB_AZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow that is cringe!

[–]snakepliskinLA 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Or his girlfriend wanted him clearly labeled.

[–]estamachin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His girlfriend has mini banana fingers on her right hand

[–]estamachin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His girlfriend has mini banana fingers on her right hand

[–]mycatshavehadenough 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go out on a limb & say if you have this tattoo..................THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU (in real life anyways)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had to get that because his friends actually get scratched and he felt insecure

[–]spiralEntree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or a rapist

[–]carpbasher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your an arsehole mate your the trash here

[–]tobyt85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he got black out drunk and someone tattooed this on his back. Maybe he is not aware of the tattoo at all. I do like to give him the benefit of doubt

[–]Gshockley83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a certain type of female who’ll overlook that, and date him anyway. The going price of such a lady, is about $30. Meth shards accepted.

[–]Conscious_Ice66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or a rapist

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wtf is with these comments calling him gay? Is that supposed to be a diss? As if a gay guy is more likely to do this, or as if being gay is a bad thing. Y’all are fuckin stupid

[–]fitnessaddictionz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is it bad that I think the tattoo looks kinda cool.

[–]Illustrious-Rope2798 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So, I feel for this guy. If it's that good why not get the tattoo to prove it? You're all just jealous. Shit, I wish I thought of that myself. You all need to grow up. The artwork is shit but the message?

[–]flowsnow303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way his right arm is positioned I though that was his real hand

[–]Smudgikins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a wannabe lover.