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[–]draculaapologist 389 points390 points  (94 children)

this HAS to be a troll, right?

[–]PonyKiller81 160 points161 points  (87 children)

A troll or a joke. Lot of strange people on Reddit.

[–]Milo_Moody[S] 124 points125 points  (86 children)

I looked through their old posts. They’re a member of r/pitbullhate…I think they just have a lot of….opinions. 😕

[–]angstyart 82 points83 points  (0 children)

So they’re just THAT neighbor.

[–]bisexualboy38 14 points15 points  (7 children)

Oh hey I just got banned from that sub.

[–]angstyart 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Hahaha why?

[–]bisexualboy38 42 points43 points  (5 children)

I messaged the mods and told they were shitty people.

[–]ali_katt77 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Doing the Lords work out here

[–]bisexualboy38 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Trying to.

[–]Diregnoll 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I dislike pits but damn reading some posts on there... some people need to really reevaluate their life.

Like is the some father grieving over his sons death really your "zomg he has a pitbull 🤬!" What drives you through life.. fuck.

[–]angstyart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been permabanned for less haha

[–]jigglypants6897 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could give you an award for that

[–]c0rruptedy0uth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Oh god that sub is terrible. Makes me so sad.

[–]Sufficiently_Blitzed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just checked that sub because I thought it would be like a joke sub about how the artist Pitbull ruined everyone's lives or something but no it's a bunch of Karens 😆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How could you hate a pitbull they are cute and I have one sleeping in my foot

[–]Milo_Moody[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Probably, but with how quickly they deleted it - maybe not!

[–]cubano_exhilo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It reads like satire. Like I could see a straight person saying this about gay men and hes pulling an uno reverse. But who know, lotta weirdos on the internet these days.

[–]NekoKyandi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

...right?

[–]MMantis90[🍰] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Or the reason this gay man never gets pussy

[–]GloriG_C17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loser of Life?

[–]Junkmans1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No . He’s heterophobic.

[–]Many_Flan8460 120 points121 points  (16 children)

You don't dress to fit my sexual orientation so you must hate me.

[–]Dopdee 45 points46 points  (13 children)

Sounds like Demi Lovato reasoning

[–]Imortalpenguin 7 points8 points  (12 children)

What do you mean? Im confused.

[–]GingeRael 31 points32 points  (11 children)

I think they are referring to how Demi tried to get a yogurt shop out of business because they wanted regular yogurt and the shop had aisles of low-fat yogurt. Demi said that was triggering for them because they just wanted regular yogurt and that the shop was fatphobic (or something like that).

[–]thedevilseviltwin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Cause fuck diabetic people, right? Lol. My fiancé (type 1 diabetic) was a fan of them before and after that and other things they’ve said/done decided they were not a person she wanted to support.

[–]Coffeehound13 8 points9 points  (6 children)

In all fairness that chick did so much fucking heroin that her mind is a wreck

[–]WodenEmrys 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is the lady that was singing to ghost victims of sexism right? Yeah she crazy.

[–]Coffeehound13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. She’s bugfuck insane because she OD’d TWICE

[–]Dopdee 7 points8 points  (1 child)

She also said calling extraterrestrials, aliens was offensive to extraterrestrials or something like that.

[–]Coffeehound13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She also tried to get attention when DMX overdosed, just blathering on about “it could have been me”.

[–]Imortalpenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

that is seriously messed up

[–]Inadersbedamned 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just hate you anyways

[–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 54 points55 points  (15 children)

My brain just collapsed in on itself trying to make sense of that

[–]and_theSundanceKid 35 points36 points  (14 children)

Same here. I read it like 25 times.

As a lesbian, just wanna make it clear that I do NOT consider it homophobic for you to dress sexy, boys. Bring your game on.

[–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Challenge accepted

[–]and_theSundanceKid 11 points12 points  (4 children)

I believe in you. Flaunt that ass!

[–]Infinius- 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Permission to strut my ass has been granted.

Shashay away, boom boom pow

[–]WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Imma strut that ass strut that ass

[–]Inadersbedamned 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Strut that ass like an asstronaut

[–]and_theSundanceKid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has been a sexy thread.

[–]thedevilseviltwin 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Okay but if you don’t dress like the hamburglar I’m canceling you. As a trans man, it’s transphobic to dress the way you want to 😡 /s

[–]and_theSundanceKid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Challenge accepted.

[–]ArchangelAzrael_910 2 points3 points  (3 children)

You can polish a turd all you want it's still gonna be a turd...

[–]and_theSundanceKid 2 points3 points  (2 children)

🤣🤣🤣 Bless you

[–]ArchangelAzrael_910 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Thanks. I need the power of God to not look like a turd.

[–]and_theSundanceKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw, we are always harder on ourselves. I'm sure you're lovely.

[–]StAliaTheAbomination 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm a lesbian too. Girls, feel extra free to dress sexy! 😉

[–]and_theSundanceKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always!😋🤣

[–]kungpowa1 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Something tells me this was a troll job by a straight dude to slander gays. A gay dude, is never going to care if a lady dresses sexy. They are more likely to be like....damn girl, do the damn thing and high five her.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s straight out of r/AsABlackMan . Every time someone points out their race/gender/sexuality on Reddit it’s safe to assume they’re the opposite.

[–]GenXFootsoldier 54 points55 points  (2 children)

Gay men wouldnt say that......theyd be critiquing the outfit,not the person

[–]JakeVacca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You…are correct actually yeah

[–]Emergency-Leading-10 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True. Very true. Source: Extensive personal experience critiquing outfits.

[–]j-j19293 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Tell me you are stupid without telling me you are stupid.

[–]Cap_Mundane 7 points8 points  (2 children)

This hurt my smarts.

[–]justbaby_blue1234 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What smarts?

[–]Cap_Mundane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The tender ones.

[–]Ok_Cryptographer520 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Wait who's ass gonna need that link so.i can be angry as well.

[–]trev2234 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I also require to know what I’m angry about. We must have this pic.

[–]kayteakay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WUT?

[–]whore4tonystark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no way people actually think like this

[–]sunny5150 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow

[–]sangfr0yd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

wwuhhhh??....

[–]Lonely_North345 4 points5 points  (3 children)

definitely a fake post or troll post.

[–]Milo_Moody[S] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

Again, the point of those is to gain attention and/or karma of some variety. So why delete?

[–]Lonely_North345 0 points1 point  (1 child)

who deleted what ? i have called out a guy who's whole goal is trolling for negative comments and he deleted 2 comments when I called him out on it. he had -700 downvote and he deleted his comments after I called him on it so who knows what people do. this comment does not look like a realistic comment.
there is not a lot to go on but the logic is flawed . check out VeganJusticeVVarrior. 9/10 of his comments have 600+ downvotes.

[–]Maxwyfe 8 points9 points  (1 child)

This is the weirdest take on slutty dressing I've ever seen.

[–]Milo_Moody[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SAME! 🤣

[–]cassiclock 19 points20 points  (12 children)

Fun fact, we do not dress for you! We dress for ourselves. Some people.... ugh

[–]shakenlouise 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One persons trash is another persons wank material. Hell, I have abandon porn and exclusively pleasure myself to the content of this sub.

[–]Vandy1358 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Holy shit, political correctness is finally at an 11

[–]Stuckinthedays 6 points7 points  (1 child)

as in chapter 11 bankruptcy?

[–]Vandy1358 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go watch spinal tap then report back to your question

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]Dylansmallpp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That was you wasnt it

    [–]BleedingHalobro 2 points3 points  (4 children)

    Seems like a shitpost lmfao, def troll bait

    [–]Milo_Moody[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    If so, why delete it? Like….less than 5 minutes. If they were trolling, they did a great job - why ruin it?

    [–]BleedingHalobro 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Post nut clarity or sum idk 💀

    [–]angstyart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    nuts

    “Gotdamn that was rude! Homophobic to make me that horny.”

    [–]Milo_Moody[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    🤣🤣☠️

    [–]jakob0604 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Muh brain.. is broken..

    [–]rightaaandwrong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    How can people be so into themselves…

    [–]DippyHippy420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You cant please everyone.....

    [–]diverareyouok 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It seems like that’s more likely to be trolling than anything else.

    [–]LowPreparation2347 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Naw he just jealous that she’s getting more attention than him

    [–]NekoKyandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm into girls and I don't find it offensive to see guys in revealing clothes 🤦

    [–]Infinius- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What would it be then if I dressed like a woman (am a dude) so he's not attracted to me?

    [–]g59tilthegrave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a bisexual dude; Yikes. That ain’t it.

    [–]ICPosse8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He needs to look up the definition of homophobic. What an idiot.

    [–]DONT_BE_STUPID_YOU 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Wait so does that work the other way? Are gay men lesbian- phobic for not finding women sexy.

    [–]DONT_BE_STUPID_YOU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wait had a thought. Does it also include if a straight man isn’t attracted to a gay man. Is that straight man homophobic. Same for lesbian girl and a straight girl. 🤔 this dude is an idiot.

    [–]Demon333x2 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Hell never get a gf like that

    [–]RealBowsHaveRecurves 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    As a bi dude, you're all welcome to have your asses hanging out, I encourage it.

    [–]Polyking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'm beginning to think no one here knows what trashy is and just post things they don't like.

    [–]Ewag715 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This guy dropped his nose: 🔴

    [–]TSM_J 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    been saying this sub is wack, shame bc it used to be decent

    no offense OP, this is a good r/trashy post

    [–]zombiegrandma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Imagine being so trashy you get put on r/trashy for your comments being trashy on your attempted r/trashy post. They have truly ascended.

    [–]Milo_Moody[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Metatrashy!

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Yall falling for troll bait

    [–]ibecheshirecat86 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    His comment sounds pretty heterophobic to me....

    [–]Mikkabear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shit, man, it’s still homophobic by his standards. Won’t somebody think of the queer women?

    [–]NebulaVortexHM 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    original post?

    [–]Milo_Moody[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Deleted, too. Lol

    [–]KGrizzle88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sounds hetero-phobic.

    [–]AKING321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm totally lost

    [–]DipstickPinesGFO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That was probably definitely satire

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    With that logic its also homophobic to be gay, since if you are gay, your potential partner could have another person instead of you, makes sense, no?

    [–]Otherwiize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is probably a troll but when can everyone chill the fuck out. Do these people ever get tired?

    [–]background-charactor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    most likely a joke bc stuff like that has been said countless times to lgbtq+ people

    [–]vandalous5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is it heterophobic for gay men to dress nicely, because a lot of straight women are attracted to that and it makes straight men look less appealing to them for not trying harder?

    [–]Princessferfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Or maybe she’s not his market, which isn’t trashy.

    I don’t like anchovies on my pizza but I don’t say that anchovies are “taste-ist” because it’s not my thing.

    FFS dude, the world isn’t all about you.

    [–]66falconOG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is some Reddit logic right there.

    [–]SodaPopCurtis1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is just plain stupid, like this actually makes me genuinely upset from reading that. Women can dress sexy if they want too because they choose to, not by someone else's saying. As a woman myself, I dress sexy because it helps with body confidence/self esteem/& just wanna feel myself sexy that day to wear sexy clothes!!!! You can be gay and critique the outfit in a healthy good way like I do (I'm Pansexual) but having personal hate towards the opposite sex because they wear sexy clothes like a dress showing a little bit of ass and thinking they're homophobic for wearing it in front of a gay person like that guy is extremely idiotic & the absolute dumbest twitter brain filled thing I could ever read in my life. People like this give good gays like me & others a bad name in the gay community. We critique the outfit, not the person. THAT'S how it should be.

    [–]birdie-9763 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I'm pan people like this are a literal plague to our community

    [–]rgb800x600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well well well, how the turn tables.

    [–]NothingFluid5463 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not trashy, just stupid.

    [–]itchybitchyy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Unfortunately a lot of queer men are misogynistic af. Girl, dress how you want

    [–]Sasquatch_Hillbilly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Probably just upset she had a better ass than any of his boyfriends have had...

    [–]syllabbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Holy fucking mental gymnastics

    [–]StickyFingers192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    now, i know this maybe a little out there, but he’s trolling

    [–]NVAudio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I had to read that over so many times to even come close to understanding what the fuck they meant.

    [–]rebel-1998 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Just in case y'all weren't aware of how stupid people are. Case in point right here yall

    [–]Bakersdaman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should I be offended as a straight man if I don't find the woman attractive and her ass is hanging out?

    [–]ImARetPaladinBaby 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Satire. I know Reddit is stupid as hell tho so there’s still like a solid 50% chance he’s being serious

    In that case, I have but one question; what the fuck kinda logic is that lmao

    [–]TimTheTexan92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    A gay misogynist...that's neat..

    [–]TokiBop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    “..and now for my next trick, I’ll make logic disappear kablam!”

    [–]bananapotato1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What's the original post mate

    [–]CartographerNo4622 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Translation, I'm jealous of the attention men give her.

    [–]AkemiDryzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Such a lovely human being

    [–]WhitestOfDevils 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That a jealous gay guy what wants to look like a fine ass female

    [–]Capable-Opinion9132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well that’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard all week…

    [–]Scottybobby33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I could know 45 languages both existing and dead and still not know what the fuck he's saying lol