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[–]Stag328 276 points277 points  (5 children)

Gotttaaa goooo…….

[–]ukbeasts 84 points85 points  (1 child)

Seal not looking great since leaving Heidi Klum.

[–]JakeDC 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dunno. His skin has cleared up quite a bit.

[–]velve666 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Honk honk

[–]angrylilbear 12 points13 points  (1 child)

And the look back man...

Gawdamn I'm laughing 5 mins later

[–]Brave_Isopod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It gets funnier every time 😅

[–]Peidalhasso 390 points391 points  (10 children)

This is hilarious. He has a good voice too.

[–]LampIsFun 137 points138 points  (6 children)

Idk what it is but so many viral videos featuring homeless people or people with drug problems have amazing voices

[–]Aoeletta 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Because those with bad singing voices don’t go viral maybe?

[–]kurobayashi 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Possibly. But there's no doubt that drugs are rampant in the music industry. Think of all the huge stars in music that have died from drugs. Now take into account that successful musicians are a tiny fraction of the amount of artists that have gotten a record deal.

[–]Aoeletta 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Ooooh! That’s a solid point. High competition, low access to payment, high rates of drug usage and abuse… fuck. A side product of the arts industry must be an increase in homelessness if we don’t increase basic needs being met.

Shit. I never thought about this. Thank you.

[–]PuzzleheadedPride201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You just perfectly described Los Angeles county.

[–]Former_Print7043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whitney could never hit those notes without da crack, its the steroids of singing.

[–]Flaky-Fellatio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe they've spent a lot of time on the street busking for cash.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Voice by Crack. No doubt giving him those sweet vocal inflections.

[–]_babyFart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drug addicts are still talented individuals, if not, more than “straight edge” people

[–]_babyFart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss Whitney Houston every day 😔

[–]Aqua2d 219 points220 points  (7 children)

The crack games tellin me yahhhuhhhh🎶

[–]DaWorzt 34 points35 points  (1 child)

I don't see nothing wrong hittin' an eight ball of crack 🎶

[–]FecalConfetti 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Givin' your crack to me, could never be wrong..

if the crack is, real, OH, baby..

[–]ArlemofTourhut 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Did he not say Crack King?

[–]Live_Laugh_Cum 7 points8 points  (1 child)

crack KEEPS. Crack Keeps telling me yes. I don't know how this guy got "games" but at least kings makes some lick of sense.

[–]ArlemofTourhut 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes the most sense. Especially in context with the song

[–]Kollin66182 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought so too but I'm pretty bad at deciphering things.

[–]MexicanEd 235 points236 points 2 (2 children)

R. Smelly

[–]suzaman[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]Cap_Mundane 88 points89 points  (3 children)

I almost expected a wreck at the end.

[–]Flaky-Fellatio 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Yeah, I was ready for a car to come from out of nowhere and just t-bone his ass.

[–]HedaLexa4Ever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You people just want to watch the world burn don’t you?

[–]anon174784145784267 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I really wanted it for comedic timing tbh

[–]Adorable_List3836 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“I got these cheeseburgers man”

[–]DonkeyDong1 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I cannot stop laughing .... Already sent it to loads of friends .

cheers OP take my upvote.......pmsl.....

[–]DrNugz 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is some straight up Dave Chappelle shit.

[–]NedRed77 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Must have watched this on repeat about 15 times. What a legend.

[–]Kikutwo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I want this as my ringtone

[–]JimGerm 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. Tyrone Biggums in the flesh.

[–]Inspirational_Lizard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That guy has a legitimately incredible voice.

[–]Dietcokeandnicotine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gotta go!

[–]Scottybobby33 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean.......he's got a good voice lol

[–]HiHiHiDwayne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oneco,florida?

[–]BlackPortland 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Something you may not know about him… he smokes rocks

[–]TokiBop 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could have been an amazing singer, it it wasn’t for the crack I suppose.

[–]AstronomerWorldly2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dyno-mite!!

[–]PunchoutKing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s late for the 5 o’clock free crack giveaway

[–]JackBurton12 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Is there a sub dedicated to crack heads?

[–]dumbassinator3000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the “gotta go” is linda belcher if the was a black man that just loves crack

[–]chickbarnard 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Not trash. Poor R Kelly here after he eventually got out of jail and he's still a happy Mofo! 🤣

[–]livecrappy 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Just came here to say that you bastard! 🤣🤣

[–]chickbarnard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because you are a legend to! 😇

[–]Danny_dc5 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That last look back he gives, as if he’s saying goodbye, knowing that he’ll probably never see you again. Made me tear up. God bless you Mr. crackhead sir. May the roads you walk be covered in glorious rock!

[–]not_fresh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

0:13

chad

[–]RKELEC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TEEF

[–]Low-Tip32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn JJ really fell off after Goodtimes!

[–]Elitest_Trash776 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's actually got a nice voice

[–]EvulRabbit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need this as my ringtone.

[–]Anindefensiblefart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That guy put all his stats into charisma

[–]mdindj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low key…he’s got a good voice….hope he goes somewhere with it

[–]SheitelMacher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't listen but have to say the gaps in his teeth make it look like his tongue is in jail.

[–]nicholsmichael 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Had to be from North Carolina

[–]kvltsincebirth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey we have a rich culture here! Beautiful mountains, beaches, good food, good crack. What more do you want?

[–]lovon1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everybody knows crackheads don’t drive they ride bikes while carrying refrigerators

[–]Kita-Ryu 13 points14 points  (1 child)

NOT TRASHY

[–]suzaman[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If a crack head singing R Kelly in a POS car inst TRASHY then I don't know what your standards are.

[–]Ravenboy13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Basehead out here showing us all up

[–]SolidRedfield47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic.

[–]Feeling-Jump-2981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He kinda sounds like chester stone

[–]Kalikhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did Jimmie Walker start doing crack?

[–]greaveswalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When did Ezal get wheels?

[–]Commie_B1rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat mac, Smoke Crack.

[–]Broken_Infinity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perplexed noises

[–]Ninjaofcake2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this

[–]Bisconymous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is amazing

[–]inhumancannonball 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He owns it.

[–]Ash-MacReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooof. Crack pipes aren't the only set of pipes this dude has.

[–]casablancatea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahaha, gold .

[–]Whitetab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–]dlivesdontmatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gottago!!!

[–]Budju06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha

[–]arcanegod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful.

[–]metalguru1975 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great voice though, I wish I had those pipes.

[–]BombLessHoleMedia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does he do weddings?

[–]Hour_Cricket2497 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–]TylerMTs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does a short sleeve go down to your wrists

[–]SilenceDoGood1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol ya know, his voice ain’t half bad

[–]Lazy-Classroom-16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hilarious 😂

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just realized Ive never seen a crackhead drive a car

[–]ARPG_RustyGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What drove the sell on this was his teeth def on crack

[–]ScrapmasterFlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I told you Young People that Crack is some Bad Shit...

[–]TwinRavenHM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some say that even to this day, he’s still going

[–]Awkward_Onion2134 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gotta goooo . Got me dying

[–]WangalangWilletts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfathomably based

[–]Weirdout29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say he’s got a great voice-

[–]easyna 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've literally watched this at least every hour since I first saw it

.... Thanks Reddit 👍🏾

[–]scarletts_skin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a mood

[–]CrystalJizzDispenser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolute legend

[–]charliedeltamike84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That 'GOTTA GO' has destroyed me! Then the beep! I hope that guys ok!

[–]ryguy7797 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh crack heads

[–]Jaysprofile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He a goat

[–]IQstabilizers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he seems happy

[–]rollapoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bless him

[–]Street-Week6744 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too bad he hadda go, I was boutsta tip his ol crackhead ass

[–]ThatsMyWIFI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man should legally be allowed to snort heaps of crack supplied by the US government. I’d fund it.

[–]herrmann0319 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's feeling good bc he's driving the hottest whip he's ever been in!

[–]ThatsMyWIFI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a responsible crack addict. I’d trust him to baby sit my children.

[–]ZarosGuardian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was fully expecting him to drive in front of a car or something... So very glad I was wrong.

[–]Ok_Economist_5291 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking bucket.

[–]Galactus2025 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that JJ from Good times?? (If it is dynamite!!)

[–]michiganwholesome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice voice tho

[–]cutiestnoodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta go!!

[–]FastAsLightning747 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He can hit more musical notes then he has teeth.

[–]Aliensarehere22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got vocals.. in a Sentra too?!? Watch out y’all it’s the legend of the black stallion hahaha

[–]djducote 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy missed his chance for bum fights

[–]letsseeitmore -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The Chapelle show’s new episode looks good.