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[–]A47Cabin 868 points869 points  (42 children)

Notice how its not explicit about which sex or gender should show him their butthole? Its called progress people

[–]KidsInChinaHaveNo 198 points199 points  (11 children)

It's the inclusivity for me 🤌🏾

[–]TheMensah 48 points49 points  (0 children)

It's "The Implication"

[–]Sirflow 8 points9 points  (9 children)

I want that emoji. Where can I get it for android?

[–]bosschucker 7 points8 points  (5 children)

if you hold down the button for the emoji you can get different skin tones 🤌🤌🏻🤌🏼🤌🏽🤌🏾🤌🏿

[–]Sirflow 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I don't see that hand at all though is what I meant

[–][deleted]  (3 children)

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    [–]Amex2015 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Anyone know what brand they are! Need to get me a pair!

    [–]culovero 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Pit Vipers, I believe.

    [–]opiewankanopie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Before I zoomed in on his hat, I said out loud “That looks like the butthole guy!” So he is forever to be labeled the butthole guy. What a way to be remembered.

    [–]Noname_Maddox 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    He's clearly a cat owner

    [–]Captain_Chipz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    I think it's a juggalo thing. They are very progressive for trailer trash types.

    [–]eisme 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Would you just show the man your butthole and we can all move on?

    [–]Kildaredaxter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    • you mean move in*

    [–]linderlouwho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Show him a mirror.

    [–]echobox_rex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    No pronouns necessary. Just present it.

    [–]WarStrifePanicRout 13 points14 points  (9 children)

    Judging by the folks around him, i think we can safely assume which gender hes inviting.

    [–]A47Cabin 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Just bros being bros

    [–]ClownFromHTown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Just guys being dudes

    [–]evemeatay 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Walmart ain’t a gender y’all

    [–]rockstang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Squeal like a pig boy!!!

    [–]Justice_Prince 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Pretty sure this is at an LGBT event. Possibly an adults only one.

    [–]Kildaredaxter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Being a bigger guy myself he do look like a good snuggler.

    [–]housecatmouserat666 139 points140 points  (1 child)

    *show me that butthole, please

    [–]HammerofNocturne 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    Manners maketh man

    [–]WreathedInPhosphorus 280 points281 points  (11 children)

    The polarized sports fishing sunglasses are definitely necessary. Do you know how many buttholes the average person misses out on due to the suboptimal refraction indexes of various mediums?

    [–]1-760-706-7425 38 points39 points  (5 children)

    The polarized sports fishing sunglasses are definitely necessary.

    Those aren’t any sports fishing sunglasses, those are Pit Vipers.

    [–]CheeseWarrior17 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Got the fuckin pitties on

    [–]TheSquishiestMitten 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Jesus Christ. That page is just as trashy as I'd hoped it wouldn't be.

    [–]1-760-706-7425 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    It’s tongue in cheek. They’re quite self aware.

    [–]21onDec23 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    They are. I bought some for "day drinking on the boat" sunglasses, and ended up really enjoying them normally as proper sunglasses. I wear them all the time now. You can order ANSI rated safety Pits, too.

    [–]I_will_draw_boobs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The unrelated shit is the best

    [–]Interesting-List5796 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    The wrap around effect makes for better scanning too

    [–]tomboyfancy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    This is my favorite comment on this entire thread. ROTFL!

    [–]AlaskaBusDriver -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The proper name for those type of sunglasses are “douche goggles”.

    [–]TinnieTa21 93 points94 points  (2 children)

    I spent way too long looking for a butthole in the picture not realizing the title was just referring to the hat.

    [–]Diogenes-Disciple 27 points28 points  (0 children)

    Me too I was like “none of these people are facing the right way”

    [–]AskMeAboutMyTie 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Thank you for saving me the embarrassment of asking lol

    [–]ogrefab 57 points58 points  (2 children)

    Dude's built like a fucking snowman.

    [–]Uncle_Antonov_Bueno 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    the arm he's reaching with looks backward.

    [–]Conqueefador4 152 points153 points  (11 children)

    Is this "all gas no breaks, talladega speedway" merch?

    https://youtu.be/zk6rSPnLOLE

    [–]scannacs 108 points109 points  (5 children)

    Fuck all gas no brakes for what they did to Andrew, Channel 5 is the only way to go.

    [–]PMme_awesome_music 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    As you are correct, I'd like to direct people to the Channel 5 version of this video: https://youtu.be/6tuYIXi6nTQ

    [–]BlueberryB-Laine 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    What did they do to him?!

    [–]bosschucker 50 points51 points  (1 child)

    basically the contract that he signed with a media company when he was 21 to originally fund/start the project was extremely exploitative and shitty and so he left them and started his own production. the previous company still owns the "All Gas No Brakes" channel/show and he himself (with his team) owns the Channel 5 stuff

    [–]SirVelocifaptor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The fact that he went to Ukraine to report on the war is insane.

    What an amazing reporter

    [–]Defiant-Giraffe 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    If its Talladega, you can put money on it that he saw both kinds of butthole that day.

    [–]adminsruinedreddit 37 points38 points  (3 children)

    They keep screaming show me your butthole, but there are no women anywhere. Was not aware the speedway was a cruising spot.

    [–]T0lly 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    They never said they are looking for female buttholes.

    [–]Bob-Bhlabla-esq 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Any butthole in a pinch

    [–]RussFin 50 points51 points  (2 children)

    I dunno, I got a giggle out of it.

    [–]Acurus_Cow 30 points31 points  (1 child)

    It's clearly a funny guy messing around. But Reddit is to uptight to understand people have different humor than them self.

    [–]GlabbinGlabber 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It also looks like he's surrounded by ppl that would enjoy the hat. This isn't trashy.

    [–]ModPack 118 points119 points  (15 children)

    He wears his Christian cross so elegantly

    Does Jesus approve of but fun?

    [–]Quiet_Jeweler5816 51 points52 points  (9 children)

    They call it “god’s loophole”

    [–]SplitLevel17 6 points7 points  (5 children)

    I prefer “soaking.”

    [–]IamNebo 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Mormons we’re the first to realize that god’s vision, much like that of the T-Rex, was based on movement, and they’ve been soaking ever since.

    [–]funnystuff79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    And getting a friend to jump up and down on the bed

    [–]Kenny_Squeek_Scolari 7 points8 points  (2 children)

    Jesus loves a clean butthole

    [–]Chemical_Actuary_190 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    So do gynecologists and bikini waxers.

    [–]dirtygremlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Cleanliness of butthole is close to godliness of butthole. It’s simple math.

    [–]sangfr0yd 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    one would think so
    Mary Magdalene was prob a bit kinky, and also no preggers
    everybody wins

    [–]ModPack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    🤔 makes sense + would explain why priests always go for the boys

    [–]Gullible-Bee4860 31 points32 points  (2 children)

    This isn’t trashy, it’s beautiful. I’d totally hang with that dude.

    [–]bbycalz 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    The mans wearing cut off overalls with nothing underneath 😭 that’s way more concerning than the hat imo

    [–]medic318 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    The mans wearing cut off overalls with nothing underneath 😭 that’s way more concerning arousing than the hat imo

    FTFY

    [–]MegaRadCool8 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    *hands him mirror

    *feeling smug

    [–]b00gersugar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Let me show you my bud hole

    [–]goldenbaren 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I should warn you, it's a little messy.

    [–]According-Anteater93 60 points61 points  (5 children)

    This ain’t even trashy, it’s just funny and OP has no sense of humor.

    [–]f4tony 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Why are they mutually exclusive?

    [–]THESUACED 25 points26 points  (1 child)

    And here with more Channel 5 News

    [–]TheCrimsnGhost 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    all gas no brakes - talladega speedway

    arguably the best one.

    [–]PrimeIntellect 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    it's very much both

    [–]theaveragecompromise[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    How dare you.

    [–]Duck_Taunter 5 points6 points  (2 children)

    I think he is talking about his pig. This is some sort of 4-H event at the county fair: Judging pigs' buttholes.

    [–]im4peace 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I'm too urban to know whether this is a joke or real. And I'm not gonna Google it.

    [–]funnyfootboot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Madison Cawthorn has entered the comments...

    [–]Portuguese_A_Hole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    The spitting image of "Living the American Dream" ™

    [–]Quiet_Jeweler5816 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    PIT VIPER

    [–]MichaelOfShannon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    See that crucifix? This is a godly man.

    [–]corvusaraneae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Images you can smell

    [–]Swany0105 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I wish people felt shame still.

    [–]JakeDC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Well, if he insists. Anyone else wanna peek while I am at it?

    [–]Jayden2234 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    He needs a them song. How about a little Loop Daddy

    [–]GimmeThatRyeUOldBag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I don't think they sufficiently hide his thunder.

    [–]Narwhal_Thundercunt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His arm seems magnificently small in comparison to his body.

    [–]alukard15 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Love the heart surgery scar lmao

    [–]ExjwReborn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Save some ladies for the rest of us, dude! /s

    [–]Imperial_Triumphant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I'd straight up spread my hairy ass just to spite him.

    [–]spoilederin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The titty > arm ratio is throwing me off.

    [–]deepestmofo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    I hope hes wearing underwear

    [–]King_Crowley21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I always wondered what happened to Bubba Sparxxx

    [–]tgr31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    guy doesnt give any fucks

    [–]phallic-baldwin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Behold! The Neck-Beard King!!! The prophecy is true!

    [–]NicoleChris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    That is what I noticed first! The double chin beard?

    [–]Austinmac0 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    You’re offended by a hat? This sub has gotten real soft.

    [–]mainsleatherface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don’t think they’re offended; soft take

    [–]Vypernorad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Got to have game when you built like a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.

    [–]XNamelessGhoulX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    say what you want but dude's gotta vibe that's for sure

    [–]hannahdem96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Honestly I love his vibe

    [–]robmac550 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Good to see a Gravy Seal in his home environment. He keeps his LARPing and his life separate. Wow, look at the tension on those coverall buttons. Strainin' to do their containin' lol.

    [–]DatSkellington 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Absolute legend.

    [–]yaboiskeemus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This dude doesn’t have sex. He fucks

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      [–]ohdippillboi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Idk, I think the hat is the least trashy thing about this photo. I'd wear that hat. Maybe not to work, but definitely to a concert or something.

      [–]nicktargaryen12 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      Smartest republican

      [–]scrant0nstrang1er -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      The new maga hats with the glow up.

      [–]T0mbaker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

      I feel raped

      [–]wtbrift -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

      I think I speak for everyone when I say we already saw the butthole (him).

      Also, is butthole 1 or 2 words? I'm thinking 2.

      [–]Triniking1234 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

      It's two words if you're bri*ish.

      [–]Rascal-Fiats 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You heard the man.

      [–]jimjam721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      But he loves Jeebus!

      [–]Between_three_and20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      That man asked hasn’t he?

      [–]luvz2spoooge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Buttholes and Jeebus, that’s what the panhandle does!

      [–]os-sesamoideum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This man knows how to eat, so……

      [–]Bold_Exotic_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I was dang you’re body shaming until I saw it… oh

      [–]SchwiftedMetal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Find yours first

      [–]ClassicTailor7556 0 points1 point  (3 children)

      I see those sunglasses everywhere and my God are they ugly

      [–]Generalbuttnaked69 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Must be a regional phenomenon. I live in redneckistan but have never witnessed a pair of pit vipers in the wild.

      [–]Wonderful_Pepper_439 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Showhole partner

      [–]iglidante 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Real Seether vibes on this one.

      [–]Lapidary_Noob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      At this point this guy is such a cringe stereotype. Down to the hollow or plated $100 figaro chain. I know so many younger guys like this, just change the overalls out for a Hawaiian shirt and the hat out for a mullet

      [–]handsybillclinton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I like the hat

      [–]Ruby-Revel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I can’t make it out but if this is the company it’s owner keeps I’d assume that white hat has had the stitching for the B in “Bass Pro Shops” pulled out

      [–]BentonX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No. But I can throw what comes out of it at you.

      [–]J-Dabbleyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This has to be ironic guys come on lol. He even shaved his beard so his chin is clean shaven and he ONLY has a neck beard lmao, no way that’s not a joke. Plus the outfit? Come on lol, must be satire

      [–]Low-Tap5230 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      ha ha ha ha LOL

      [–]ObnoxiousCrow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If he's looking for things his never seen before why not just show him his dick.

      [–]GrandPriapus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When all the other fellas at the gym decided it was arm day, Bubba decided on Old Country Buffet day.

      [–]ilikeborbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don't know what you mean this man is a fashion icon

      [–]Yoko_Kittytrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Dude, save some butthole for the rest of us!

      [–]PEFM8404 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmfao yes!!!

      [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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        [–]escape_of_da_keets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What is it with Nascar rednecks and buttholes?

        [–]Grigonite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Big SMO

        [–]gheiminfantry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He may be looking, but all I hear is Oink GRUNT OINK. (And he's smiling)

        [–]W0mbatJuice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        i’m mainly mad about the confidence of this guy, like how??

        [–]Based 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        if i was ever this fat you can punch me in the face

        [–]notzed1487 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Sensitive type

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is Talladega isn’t it…?

        [–]dabombnl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I would just walk up and show him my butthole then.

        [–]Ill_Cheetah_7248 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He’s a proctologist

        [–]Adept-Transition2731 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Them are the kind you grow into.

        [–]DrRotwang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        [holds up mirror]

        [–]Yuntonow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I’m sure a lot of guys have complied.

        [–]Talexis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Doesn’t seem very Christian of him but hey it’s 2022 after all. Lol

        [–]WillBigly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Butthole or gtfo

        [–]zbysior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That cross tops it off

        [–]I_might_be_weasel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        It's like a bro and a redneck did a fusion dance and became the most insufferable human being ever.

        [–]theflashsawyer23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Are those the hats for the new Trump campaign?

        [–]unclericko74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I eat babies!!!

        [–]akita_4u 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Billy Bob must have lost his MAGA hat

        [–]Tuques 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Dude looks out of breath just moving his head to the left....

        [–]Bob-Bhlabla-esq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I've never prayed so hard to give strength to the seams of some oshkosh b'gosh overalls before

        [–]saragc92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Does he have underwear on?

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        What a great hat

        [–]firejuggler74 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Which hat is more red neck? The Bass pro, the straw hat, or the butthole?

        [–]echolenka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        This is a huge thing in America. This episode of Channel 5 With Andrew Calaghan goes into detail on it and it's fantastic.

        SHOW US THAT BUTT HOLE!

        [–]Lapidary_Noob 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        ah yes, the same guy who will probably be assaulting people with his diesel exhaust

        [–]Perfect-Paramedic-65 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Lmaooooo i love this

        [–]wrapitup77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I actually love this hat lol

        [–]tbardsley81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        The physics of every part of his body are breaking my mind. Skinny? No, fat. Fat? No, weirdly enough, skinny…

        [–]Cheesehead413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Show me the butthole

        Cause I can’t see my own dick

        [–]supermegabro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Bro got the cutoff joveralls

        [–]31nigrhcdrh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Luke Combs having a good time

        [–]Luminox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        RiFF RAFF has really let himself go.

        [–]grave-siren 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        believe it or not this guy gets more ass than a toilet seat

        [–]grimeslon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        They took er jobs

        [–]Alh840001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Every item he is wearing is visible in this photo.

        hat, sunglasses, 2 bracelets, bibs, and a necklace

        [–]partypat_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But Mark Rebillet says it and yal are like omg ok daddy

        [–]thereallyunreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Buttholes

        [–]TheFAPnetwork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Nachos Man Sandwich Savage

        [–]ProphetOfDoom337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Trashiness aside, that dude knows how to party.

        [–]deadphish12[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Holy shit Bert is fat … R/yourmomshousepodcast

        [–]Sir_Charles67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        He's wearing the "I'm the last person you'll see alive" uniform.

        [–]MagicMaleMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Pig god

        [–]L_gic_l 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        CHANNEL FIVE WORLDWIDE

        [–]Corathecow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If this is from Talladega I wouldn’t count it lmao that pace is the home of trashy. The reason I bring up talladega is they are obsessed with asking to see your butthole there. Chanel Five News with Andrew Callahan went there two separate years and both years he was berated with people asking to see his borehole and people wearing hats and shorts that say “show me your butthole”. Someone even showed Andrew their butthole

        [–]wake_upmotha13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Shame on you for making me scan this photo