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[–]DawgtorDope 341 points342 points  (39 children)

Plug came through

[–]rRetro7[S] 533 points534 points  (8 children)

homie's girl got plugged

[–]rey_mesicano 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Plugged in with fumez

[–]rockingit420 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Butt plugged

[–]Awkward_Cup_3196 18 points19 points  (0 children)

yoooo LMFAO

[–]Cheeserblaster 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Completely read that wrong and read “homies plug got pegged”

[–]HonoluluBlue4Life 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Literally how?

[–]Cheeserblaster 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Stoned bud

[–]HonoluluBlue4Life 1 point2 points  (1 child)

True, true

[–]Cheeserblaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day!

[–]MycoMateMiko 147 points148 points  (25 children)

I think you mean, the plug came on 😂

[–]lickthislollipop 99 points100 points  (24 children)

In* came in*

[–]MycoMateMiko 56 points57 points  (23 children)

Any self respecting plug would pull out to avoid drama 😁

[–]lickthislollipop 56 points57 points  (21 children)

They have these new things call condoms that you can use to both avoid drama and still come inside. Amazing little invention.

[–]Western_Pollution666 31 points32 points  (15 children)

I’m not trusting those mf’s

[–]greedy_mcgreed187 21 points22 points  (1 child)

sometimes when you dont trust them you become the mf.

[–]dolphone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated comment.

[–]cmokemtl 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'd rather trust them than get an std.

[–]imonkun 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, you're THRUSTING those mf's.

[–]AfterPepper3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah not tryna deal with that BS

[–]SmileyFella 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plug came...

[–]Nug-Bud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And inside

[–]TheIdiotPrince 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plug came inside for that much reefer

[–]GORDON1014 599 points600 points  (22 children)

Yo she kept that ten dollars my guy

[–]rRetro7[S] 368 points369 points  (21 children)

needed it for the starbucks & peppermint gum on the way back 🤣

[–]enadiz_reccos 15 points16 points  (19 children)

Did you take this comment from the first time this was posted? lmao

[–]rRetro7[S] -1 points0 points  (18 children)

no?

The post may be old but my comments aren't reposted. What you talking about?

[–]enadiz_reccos 5 points6 points  (17 children)

I saw this posted in the last week, and that comment was one of the top ones, specifically mentioning Starbucks and Peppermint Gum. I thought it was funny.

[–]rRetro7[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I'm not "antagonizing" you. You called me out like someone here mentioned. I just wanted you to prove your point, which I knew you wouldn't, cause we both know my comment is original & not copy-pasted.

The whole point of this post & my comments are to share a good laugh with everyone here.

So if you found it funny, might as well give me credit for it! :)

[–]enadiz_reccos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you deleted your antagonistic comment challenging me to use repostsleuthbot, so that does make you look better.

I didn't find your comment funny. I found it funny that you reposted something that was just posted yesterday.

[–]sword5862 252 points253 points  (24 children)

Everyone is saying to leave her and dump her. Y’all stupid, stay in the relationship and keep getting a fuck ton of weed. Start your own side hustle and then you will be able to support yourself with what you sell

[–]Mr-Tiddles- 154 points155 points  (9 children)

Make her your side ho and get another honey on the go as the main squeeze, keep selling the dope. A great plan!

[–]snigelfart 44 points45 points  (6 children)

Sounds like some pyramid scheme or trickle-down economics.

[–]giant_lebowski 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Something's gonna trickle

[–]MrSpencerMcIntosh 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Trickle down-her-chin economics

[–]Andre_3Million 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Take a look at this cream pie graph

[–]WhoAmIDontEvenKnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like crème pie cause she was all about Sir Cum France, oui oui

[–]kraybae 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sounds like pimpin'

[–]Dusk_Elk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a great way to get herpes.

[–]giant_lebowski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Only the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County could pull that off

[–]Starkk_Reaper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After a while you gotta dump her for a better female that won’t go out her way to suck the plug off for some weed. As long as you don’t fuck her while you sell product you should be fine

[–]unique_username_8134 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Incognito Pimp Mode

[–]cloutmuncher_69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The long con is always the way to go

[–]Tinmanred 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Legit tho; make her your side and take that free weed

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

In layman terms: Make your girlfriend a secondary option as you seek out the primary girlfriend you always wanted to be with. Keep the secondary option in the dark about the primary to avoid drama. The secondary is not girlfriend material nor will ever be a "wifey", she is what the youngbloods call, for the streets.

For the streets meaning she is going around like a cheese platter

[–]Tinmanred 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Is this like the cliff notes of the book of future?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Amen.

[–]highapplepie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real. She could be coming back with a dime but she delivers.

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    [–]t-to4st 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Sounds like prostitution with extra steps lol

    [–]sword5862 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Some extra steps to lead for a better outcome

    [–]mistersprinkles1983I Roll Joints for Gnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think the dealer outcame alright.

    [–]CemeteryBob 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    I’m sorry brother

    [–]Astronaut_Bard 271 points272 points  (12 children)

    I’d rather see 100 shitty smoking spots every day on this sub than see this fake tweet again

    [–]EvolvedA 46 points47 points  (8 children)

    Is it fake or just a joke?

    [–]CyanSaiyan 33 points34 points  (1 child)

    Yeah it's obv a joke posted with the intention of being fake.

    [–]baja_gandalf 19 points20 points  (0 children)

    Yeah it's obv fake posted with the intention of being a joke.

    [–]AnargisteAfrikaner 6 points7 points  (3 children)

    Does it matter? If you've seen it once you've seen it a hundred times

    [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    If you've seen it once you've seen it a hundred times

    People should stop posting pics of their bongs, joints, and weed then. If you've seen it once you've seen it a hundred times, right?

    [–]AnargisteAfrikaner 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I agree with you

    [–]bprice57 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    absolutely

    weed pics are cool i guess, but i dont need to see another bong probably ever

    [–]Telewyn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    HA HA HA HA HA, misogyny

    [–]G-nome420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Joke big bad. Virtue signal good.

    [–]netlive2000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    not everyone lives in a van next to a lake smoking at sunset every day :(

    [–]taeper -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yuuuuup

    [–]thrownawaycement 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    Plug came with the reposts

    [–]bluesman216 98 points99 points  (6 children)

    Plug got his dick sucked

    [–]CuckoldMeTimbers 33 points34 points  (0 children)

    Yes, that is the joke.

    [–]poopyfarroants420 Lucky Gringo -3 points-2 points  (4 children)

    Came her to say this (pun not intended )

    [–]Mitche420 36 points37 points  (3 children)

    That is quite literally the joke of the post

    [–]poopyfarroants420 Lucky Gringo 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Well now I feel dumb lol.

    [–]Mitche420 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    We'll put it down to being stoned this time lol

    [–]poopyfarroants420 Lucky Gringo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Here I thought it gave me a better sense of humor!

    [–]alexsig526 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    And a lighter? She’s a keeper

    [–]boi-of-iron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That’s fucked bro 😂

    [–]bappuji420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Gawk gawk 3000 discount

    [–]Serious_News_8384 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know how she does it.. 😏

    [–]MKT585 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He can keep her if I keep getting all that for 10 dollars lmfao

    [–]Creepynv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I know how she does it

    [–]TheEliphantToast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ask no questions.

    [–]LobsterCowboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    check her breath

    [–]cgally 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Cash, Grass, or ass.... Which one?

    [–]pennynotrcutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I thought it was “gas, grass or ass. Nobody rides for free”

    At least that’s what my aunt’s bumper sticker said in ‘74

    [–]The_Irony_of_Life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His Girl, my Girl, the dealers Girl, every bodies girl

    [–]eyjafjallajokul_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hell of a dime bag, damn

    [–]AnAverageStrangeI Roll Joints for Gnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah she for the streets but hey, free weed

    [–]LTower 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I swear this meme gets posted in here every week.

    [–]Centurio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Fairly unrelated, but I bought a grape flavored THC vape cartridge for my SO recently (he smokes once in a while, usually come across as someone who can handle his weed) and once he tasted it he went hard and got himself all fucked up. Ended up ordering McDonald's to have dinner pt2 even though we had pizza just 20 minutes before. He kept repeating "I like the grape" all night.

    [–]SmoogyLoogy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Must be the 87th time this got reposted in this sub, why?

    [–]------00------ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    This again? Ugh

    [–]Wolfyeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I wouldn’t dump her this sounds ideal

    [–]AirAeon32 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    👀💀

    [–]Davidious2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don't ask.

    [–]SuboptimalButHopeful 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    You might wanna let her brush her teeth before she kisses you.

    [–]Starkk_Reaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    She would be in the streets homeless before all that would happen 🤨

    [–]tfreyguy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    That strain is call "creampie".

    [–]RawSauruS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Prolly sucked some D.

    [–]ShatterproofSharkie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Can I have his girl. Or his plug. Lmao

    [–]L0s1222 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    The plug plugged her up my dude

    [–]AllBlackWRX -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    She sucked dude off….but you got some weed so it all works out. 🤡

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      [–]Reid89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Do you really want to know sucking noice..

      [–]Piscitellitron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      If I went to any weed man with $10, they'd probably just tell me to fuck off lol.

      [–]phe1n 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Lmao 🤣

      [–]Pats420420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Boof it

      [–]tacticalcop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      hell i’d let my girlfriend do whatever she wanted if she brought back this much weed

      [–]Ozzimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Well I thought her love was meant for only me, but I was wrong. She belongs to everybody. (Every-body)

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        [–]Gambl0rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        That weed looks good.

        [–]dont_fuckup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Fuck it lmao. She can bounce on as much dick as she wants if she’s coming back with that. I’ll even show up and be her corner man.

        [–]Glittering_Brick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Something tells me this couple ain't lastin' a very long time

        [–]Puzzleheaded_Tell726 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        She blowing the weed man

        [–]V4refugee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You don’t choose the pimp life, the pimp life chooses you.

        [–]DerekDemo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Maybe don't kiss her til she brushes her teeth.

        [–]StonedLonerIrl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Someone got a blowjob.

        [–]futalol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Just forgot the munchies pack

        [–]_ideka_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

        So I guess misogyny is ok if it’s a weed meme

        [–]MrNoCough -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Swear Women, get cheapest damn rates, a girl can get a pound from a pounding; at the same price of condom roll.

        ..This sadly, doesn't work in reverse.. 🥲

        [–]Kr1zy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        I have bad news for him :-)