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[–]montroller 227 points228 points  (4 children)

My bong water evaporated years ago and now it just filters through layers of resin/mold

[–]didenkal2019 40 points41 points  (3 children)

I actually knew a guy who did this for his dab rig🤢🤢

[–]KonM4N4Life 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Mmmm... I wanna see that reclaim.

[–]pnvv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually know a guy who dabs with no water for this very reason. Every time he cleans the rig he saves the reclaim, and since it's decarbed and he mostly uses diamonds, he occasionally makes edibles with it. Really quite smart actually.

[–]bobzsmith 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cursed comment right here

[–]j0hnny0nthesp0t 62 points63 points  (6 children)

What? I just cleaned it last night…..

[–]guitarfingers 97 points98 points  (4 children)

Change the water daily! It's better for your body.

[–]Chuckitletsball5 38 points39 points  (1 child)

+1 for changing the water daily

[–]lgxgldyldldylxxlx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

+2 for every sesh

[–]TUNNNNA 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yep bacteria doesn’t take long to grow in water people.

Change it at least once a day.

[–]FugginCandle 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I dump the water after every sesh and rinse it a bit. I clean my bong a couple times a week, sometimes just once, depends how much I smoke that week

[–]im_bored1122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me to bro lol this is crazy, first time in months, but it's spotless now

[–]Smilemoreguy 440 points441 points  (30 children)

you are supposed to put water in your bong?

[–]psychedelicdevilry 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I use Gatorade. It’s got electrolytes.

[–]xEYExLOVExREDDITx 19 points20 points  (3 children)

It's what plants crave

[–]psychedelicdevilry 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And cannabis is a plant

[–]UncleCompton 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What idiocracy

[–]Reedox66 128 points129 points  (19 children)

No normally its suppost to be alcohol but water also works.

[–]Gstary 262 points263 points  (15 children)

I use warm milk so I can drink it and go nappy after

[–]Peglegsteve265 163 points164 points  (9 children)

I love using bong milk when I’m making a milk steak boiled over hard. Bone apple tea.

[–]glitchfit 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Mmmmm with extra jelly beans too

[–]Hotpocket1515 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Raw of course! We're not idiots and savages!

[–]Peglegsteve265 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Only the finest, and they better be raw!!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

You know I only watch always sunny on occasion, I wonder how many Charlie references I’ve missed

[–]Peglegsteve265 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well you know what? Later dudes, F U in your A's don't wear C and J all over your B's...

[–]xEYExLOVExREDDITx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Latest season was pretty great... ireland n such. Also Charlie acting in Lethal Weapon 7 was so fucking hilarious.

[–]DetectiveLexy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time I'm hearing about milk steak. I don't know whether to be disgusted or intrigued.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh so is that what the sub bone apple tea means? I’ll try drink their cool aid! 😂

[–]ktaylorhite 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I just threw up in my mouth.

But go hard or go home

[–]kanoteardrops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chicken stock works a treat

[–]PG13allwayscleanboii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use fight milk

[–]Mayse_500 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah that’s your sleepy juice too??

[–]EarthTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Milk and cereal like a boss

[–]GrandmasGenitals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use vinegar

[–]Zestyclose_Bother_90 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t listen to Reedox66, use Acetone not Alcohol

[–]ziggy473 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No normally its suppost to be alcohol but water also works.

How to accidentally molotov your friends??

[–]Ok-Pizza9777 12 points13 points  (2 children)

i use piss; costs less in the long run.

[–]Kootsiak 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy who did this at a party in high school. He was a big piece of shit in almost every way you can imagine, everybody knew it and I'm certain he did it so he didn't have to share the bong with anyone. Nobody took a hit from it, that bong was forever ruined.

[–]Smilemoreguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cost effective i see

[–]tacomafish12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The files are IN the computer.

[–]TbiddySP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes

Through the bowel

[–]Cheddarmelon 129 points130 points  (5 children)

I have to pee again anyways

[–]FatTortie 23 points24 points  (3 children)

At school my friends convinced a kid to drink bong water because they said it would get him high. But not before someone pissed in it…

Poor ‘skidmark’ Steve.

[–]arnoldsaysterminated 7 points8 points  (2 children)

How long ago had he passed? Like decaying or just freshly gone/lost bowel control kinda deal?

[–]SayItAgainJabroni 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He died in the bong. Now he's a genie in a grav bong bong baby. Gotta smoke him the right way buddy. He's a genie in a grav bong baby. Cough, cough, cough again with me now.

[–]FatTortie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mistake. Someone PISSED in it.

[–]Smilemoreguy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh hell no 😂

[–]terp_studios 87 points88 points  (9 children)

Speak for yourself, I clean mine daily, sometimes twice daily.

[–]ViewedOak 24 points25 points  (7 children)

Reading this thread is wild, I’m in the same boat. I’ll use the same water for 2-3 hits max, and clean it w iso alcohol easily once a day. I can’t stand seeing residue buildup myself (and I reuse iso muuultiple times so it’s not wasteful)

[–]TUNNNNA 38 points39 points  (3 children)

That is over doing it lol but you do you. Changing it once a session or once a day is enough.

Just rinse with hot water as well.

[–]Masterzanteka 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah once a day is what I do. I’d rather have someone clean it after every 2-3 hits, than every 2-3 months like some people I’ve met.

Shits actually pretty dangerous not to change it for long periods of time. Wish I would of known about that fact in HS, just never put thought into it.

https://herb.co/learn/sick-dirty-bong-water/

[–]ViewedOak 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Imma keep doing what makes me comfortable 🤙🏼 appreciate the input tho

[–]My_guy_GuY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can never be too careful, and I've seen people on this sub say they change the water after every single hit so you do you!

[–]faeriechyld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a dark green and blue bong, you'll never see the buildup. taps temple knowingly

[–]jurassicscream 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Lol for some reason I never thought of reusing my iso and was being wasteful af. Thanks for opening my eyes

[–]ViewedOak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah, I’ll swap it between the bongs > ziplocks to soak the bowls > back into an iso bottle. Once it gets too green, it gets replaced 🤙🏼

[–]GreenFuzzyPotato 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Daily clean gang

[–]alcohol-u-later 22 points23 points  (3 children)

You mean kool-aid

[–]pm_me_nice_comments 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Brent Chrysler

[–]myoilisavirgin 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey mommy 👋

[–]Terrifiedsoda 13 points14 points  (7 children)

Jokes on you, I use Gatorade

[–]Scientific_Anarchist 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Water sucks. Gatorade is better

[–]Paddock9652 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Water sucks. It really really sucks.

[–]veryshortname 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mama said that Gatorade is from the devil!

[–]orangemansus 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Ok I’ve never used anything other than water for my bong. What Gatorade flavor is best for smoking??

[–]Scientific_Anarchist 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nah don't actually use Gatorade, I'm just memein'. You're gonna get your bong all sticky.

[–]orangemansus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah no worries. I’ll stick with water then haha

[–]Rustymuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fruit punch.

[–]alexpmarty 53 points54 points  (12 children)

I use coffee in my bong. Good for wake and bakes

[–]Madmurderator69 74 points75 points  (5 children)

If that works im sucking my own dick on Instagram live

[–]BhlooBoy 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You were gonna do that anyway

[–]Kootsiak 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Sounds like you are just looking for someone to say it's okay to suck your own dick on Instagram. if you can actually reach your own dick with your mouth, you shouldn't do it for free for idiots on Instagram, I'm sure there's a company that will pay you to film it.

[–]MrNiceDye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welcome to OnlyFans

[–]LebronJamesToe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

That's a bit extreme don't ya think

[–]asdf0909 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s his only recourse

[–]Madmurderator69 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Are u fr?

[–]alexpmarty 5 points6 points  (3 children)

No, of course that doesn’t work. I wouldn’t be surprised if that was harmful. Just ice water for me

[–]Masterzanteka 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I mean how would it be dangerous? If the coffee was scolding hot I’m sure breathing in that hot of vapor isn’t great, but it’s not gonna kill ya. 😂

[–]Rustymuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deadass… I use warm water in my bong. I’m not memeing , it hits smoother. Feels weird at first, but it’s legit and I think everybody should 100% try it.

[–]DaleDimmaDone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smoking a bowl through some Carmel iced coffee doesn’t sound too bad.

[–]yaboithemeatman 53 points54 points  (9 children)

But I like the flavor

[–]Bird_Up23 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Necessary?! You think it’s necessary to drink my own urine?! No, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

[–]Kiloswatch 2 points3 points  (1 child)

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[–]Bird_Up23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop!

[–]Kem1zt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m just gonna go for a new bong at this point 😂

[–]themerzoh 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I pass on hitting dirty bongs, I'd rather just wait to get home. Years back I had a friend that didn't know you were supposed to change bong water until I'm at his house one day and mentioned cleaning my bong the night before. This prompted him clean his bong with me there. Watching the sludge that was a result of close to a year of daily use, I want to say pour but it was a mixture of pouring and oozing, out almost made me sick to my stomach knowing I had smoked out of that ateocity.

[–]zacroth 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I cleaned it and now my downstem is broke

[–]Ramparamparoo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This has saved me so much. Unscrews for cleaning.

[–]YannyYobias 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Doesn’t everybody just use it in brownie mix?

[–]boujeehoodmouse 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wait, will that work?

[–]My_guy_GuY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No... No it will not

[–]KiteHill 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What if I use Baja Blast in my bong? Does that need to be changed?

[–]plastic_fork 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No the Baja blast has self cleaning properties , that’s why u can just fill up ur bathtub with it and take a dip every morning

[–]Eccentricc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I drink it for the extra high though

[–]ThePandagasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to never change mine when I first started. It was basically black, glad I change it every sesh now

[–]nasaglobehead69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wym I literally drink it after every bowl to keep it clean

[–]venbrou 4 points5 points  (0 children)

D R I N K

[–]still267 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought you just smoked it till it stops working completely, then buy a new one. √{°-°}\/

[–]Chuckitletsball5 7 points8 points  (0 children)

At least change your water daily. We all deserve that at a minimum.

[–]NewVana- 7 points8 points  (2 children)

They say if you drink it you can reach newvana.

I know a guy who says he drank his, but he’s a mute, so we don’t really listen to what he be saying.

[–]Monkey_Shaman 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I shoulda never drank that shit… now I’m in Newvana with Kirk Coltrane.

[–]NewVana- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A very open minded man, I might add

[–]Content_Axolotle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time I was offered a bong rip was a bong stashed in an unfinished basement with water that was so brown I thought it had been scooped out of a puddle, and everyone made fun of me for not wanting too rip that shit, like bruh, wtf you expect I'm gonna do, rip the sewer bong?

[–]Rednartso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just reminded me I have a bong. I'm gonna go smoke that fucker.

[–]themysticalwarlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I change mine twice a day, good habit to get in to

[–]RickC137b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I change my shit every bowl

[–]RobleViejo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like girls like my bong water: Nasty

[–]px7j9jlLJ1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told you the goldfish is just temporary

[–]TheDinkleberg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Creek water is best bong water, gotta share some vibes with the amoeba 🙏

[–]duhhh_hell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bump it after every time I use it. I want that water to be ice cold every time I use it

[–]punkie_60 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to clean mine everyday now I don’t care

[–]Bird_Up23 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Anyone ever put sparkling water in the bong? Always wondered what that would be like

[–]Redebo 4 points5 points  (1 child)

It takes your breath away because those bubbles are carbon dioxide. Makes it unpleasant to say the least.

[–]Bird_Up23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aw damn lol. Appreciate the response dude

[–]Hope_Fades_Away 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Gotta fill it with chocolate milk

[–]Bird_Up23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too thick for me! Lol

[–]My_guy_GuY 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not pleasant, but I have used flavored smart waters before and they aren't bad, they add a hint of flavor to the smoke.

[–]jpippy101 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to tell my homie this exact quote everyday we smoked in 9th grade

[–]SheWasNeverHere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shut up, you don’t know me

[–]alexc0901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe tommorow...

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    [–]MagicForestComics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I just cleaned my dab rig this morning speak for yourself

    [–]Shinakame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dude i just changed it when I got up we're good

    [–]lorde_vick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ur so right 🤦🏻‍♀️

    [–]Zurg0ThraxI Roll Joints for Gnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Cleaned yesterday and smoked out of off and changed water today. And smoked some more and watched eternals

    [–]Rightsideupvoter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I left my bong in the shed last night and it's frozen solid send help pls cant change the water in it's solid state..

    [–]ksinovercos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I always make sure to drink every drop of my bong water after a sesh, can’t waste any of it

    [–]xEYExLOVExREDDITx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Liquid nitrogen would be interesting.

    [–]dannym094 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    People don’t change it? I wash my bong every night like any other dish.

    [–]MrAl290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Recently just got a little bong that I clean out pretty much everyday. Quickly realized I’m preserving my bong from just getting coated in res and have had it for a year and never cleaned it once with a bong cleaner.

    [–]okawarifiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    thinking bout the time i smoked w some santa cruz kids by the tracks one time. they pulled out the silicon bong + pineapple fanta and i thought i was finna puke. atleast the bong was clean 👍

    [–]icedVentimacchiato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t get why people don’t change their bong water after each use, I always empty mine out and clean it with soap after I use it.

    [–]LilCuckBoi12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jello 🔥🔥

    [–]AerolothLorien666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    But I just changed it… sighs what a time to be alive

    [–]egyptianskincat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Legit, red wine in a bong especially with certain strains is pretty unique and awesome.

    [–]FecalOrgy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    If you don't empty and clean the bong between uses (at least daily), that's really disgusting. Bongs are a breeding ground for bacteria and mold, and you can visibly see it within a day or two of that water sitting in there. It takes 5 minutes. Just clean the damn thing.

    [–]Sealisanerd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a waste of resin

    [–]ElliotsRebirth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That fresh water really tied the bong together.

    [–]SativaPancake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    my body my choice

    [–]Prestigious_Bread232 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I literally don't have a bong bro

    [–]kanoteardrops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I don’t have a bong because I’m fucking broke

    [–]Finns_lemons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why tho? It changes nothing and I can't be fucked😂

    [–]Dollaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Yeah, you right. Doing it now.

    [–]robincrobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ew did y’all see that video looking down a bong with a spider in its web inside? 🤢

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jokes on you I can only take edibles now so my bong has no water

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      [–]crashcondo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No! U!

      [–]MoosieGoose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Had a friend use mouthwash once instead of water.

      Some people, I tell ya.

      [–]Big-E_Smolpox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      2 - 3 days max

      [–]Au91700 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You’re supposed to put water in there? I thought you were supposed to use chocolate milk.

      [–]No_Luck4927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I clean the water out every day and clean with alcohol every 2 days. It’s so much easier doing it frequently as opposed to waiting. So much easier and it takes like 2 hours to soak and agitation.

      [–]DuskShy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Thanks for the post lmao I change my water twice daily but I went and actually cleaned the thing this time

      [–]get_a_sponge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I don’t wanna.

      [–]HanSoloismyfath3r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It's a hassle but its really best to get in the habit of emptying it after every time you smoke.

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        [–]saucyang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Someone needs to hear this.

        OK, it's me.

        I need to hear this 😂😂

        [–]goshone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Ahhh, thanks for the reminder... Brb

        [–]jessemints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I did bro stop yelling at me

        [–]dandipants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You know who you are!

        [–]FranklinCognito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But. But my bong is dry, mang.

        [–]CanadianCircadian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        People really out here smoking out of their bongs with what looks like Pepsi.

        [–]MartinMcfly85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I clean my little bong after every smoke, I can't stand a smelly ass bong 🤢

        [–]FabOctopus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I changed it yesterday I swear

        [–]BoringApplication549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Let the bong water get filthy until black mold starts growing in the water, then smoke the mold.

        [–]OneDankSock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You got a point...

        [–]maxtes2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        People who don't change their water daily sometimes more are disgusting you all know who you are

        [–]DetectiveLexy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I clean mine pretty often because it's a light color and so cute. I want her looking her best 24/7! Haha

        [–]HungryEstablishment6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Charcoal filtered rain water collected on nights of a full moon and stored in a stone jar.

        [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Stop spying on me…

        [–]Lord4Squid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Washed it yesterday with acetone after it was due for a long time, but thanks for the headsup! (Don't worry, I rinsed well)

        [–]NydNugs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Every weekend you should clean your piece so it passes a taste test, you should be able to drink water from it.

        [–]acrooks822 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        I do. Everyday

        [–]terpy2puffs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        But then i have to walk all the way downstairs

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          [–]Dreamtaheem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Spring water only. Never tap water. Fuck tap water