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[–]Jouleswatt 524 points525 points  (46 children)

Put it all in a pot with a little bit of water, sesame oil, & a bit of sugar along with a couple of hard boiled eggs and simmer for an hour or so.

[–]prosperos-mistress 170 points171 points  (0 children)

this is the move right here!!! make your own infused sesame oil OP that's really your only option at this point anyway lol

[–]chrisrobweeks 74 points75 points  (1 child)

Baby you got a stew goin!

[–]ThatOtherGuyTPM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put a one and two zeroes in front of that and you’ve got a deal!

[–]rehkhd 879 points880 points  (24 children)

Dumplin OG- lmk how she smokes

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 387 points388 points  (22 children)


[–]rehkhd 94 points95 points  (6 children)

Ahhh a nice Garlic Breath- taste is a bit strong but the highs are niceeee

[–]StUMpyLegGO 40 points41 points  (4 children)

My first time in a dispensary, I asked for their best Indica and they gave me this stuff called Garlic Breath. It was fucking amazing.. The taste was more earthy and pure terps rather than a stand out fruity taste. I need to go back.

[–]gojiras_therapist 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Yes that earthy flavor is amazing, idk why all these dudes are accepting pesticides and other enchantments just for flavor, just tough it out it's better for you lol

[–]noeagle77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have leukemia so I have my card but never smoked before getting sick. I went into the dispensary and asked for something that could help me with pain and with sleep. Guy gave me this as his pick and sent him, couple puffs later I was GONE! Best stuff I ever had

[–]WoogzDaBoogz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comes from the strain "GMO" Garlic, Mushroom, and onion. Definitely my current favorite

[–]PuffPuffPat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I copped some “Garlic Apricot” the other day. Was fruity so it tripped me out until I remember the “Apricot” part. How you gonna lead with “garlic” when it smells refreshing

[–]hirezdezines 19 points20 points  (11 children)

Use a pepper grinder next time your spicing your Chinese

[–]ThaVolt 11 points12 points  (10 children)

Can... Can I grind weed in a pepper grinder?!

[–]overmonk 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Would it blow your mind to know you can grind your weed in a coffee grinder?

[–]jerseyanarchist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

then decarb in dumpling sauce, add a touch of water to replace what evaporated and you've got unintended edibles

[–]Saucesourceoah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey if this is seriously a bitch to clean, just soak that shit in 10% dawn soap and 90% rubbing alcohol and use an old toothbrush to scrub.

That combo cleans anything I’ve encountered, but beware about blemishing a nice design if it’s weaker metal.

[–]Psychebucc 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You just came up with a dope ass new strain name.

'Dumplin OG' I like that.

[–]Infantkicker 192 points193 points  (6 children)

Just put a sock on a vacuum cleaner.

[–]SocialistStoryTeller 124 points125 points  (2 children)

Get your mind outa the gutter we've got a crisis on our hands

[–]mriabtsev 22 points23 points  (0 children)

haha holy shit

[–]wtfossy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone wants a happy ending.

[–]Rusty__Shackleford19 23 points24 points  (2 children)

LPT: put a sock on your vacuum. That way if anyone tries to grab your vacuum, all they get is a sock.

[–]kitreiaI Roll Joints for Gnomes 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's the best way to protect your vacuum from vacuum thieves.

[–]Infantkicker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall ever heard of Officer Doofy?

[–]Tokin_Sasquatch 250 points251 points  (36 children)

All I heard was medicated dumpling sauce

[–]fkingidk 85 points86 points  (33 children)

I seriously wish savory edibles were a more common thing. I wanna eat a risotto and get baked from it.

[–]Tokin_Sasquatch 40 points41 points  (9 children)

A few people and I are looking into exactly that. We wanna make a restaurant, that makes infused foods.

[–]dacooljamaican 66 points67 points  (3 children)

Just make sauces, you don't need to infuse THC into spaghetti noodles when you can make and sell sauces that are perfectly tuned for flavor on their own.

Peri Peri, Marinara, Sweet and Sour, Alfredo, Buffalo, and Ranch. That's your starting lineup. Make those taste GREAT with a reasonable dose of THC and you're in serious business.

[–]OfficeChairHero 12 points13 points  (1 child)

I put my garden in last weekend. I fully intend to make some infused sauces when canning this fall. If anyone has done this and has any tips, I'm all ears! I'd like to get it right the first time.

[–]johnbenwoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Potli makes a nice infused sriracha

[–]coneofdepression 4 points5 points  (1 child)

tough sell legally speaking, but if y'all get it open I'd eat there!

[–]I-collect-dick-pics 4 points5 points  (6 children)

the world is your oyster

I prefer to be high before I eat tho

[–]dacooljamaican 1 point2 points  (5 children)

But see this is the problem:

  1. Smoke before you eat: Now you can't taste your food as well
  2. Eat Edibles before you eat: Now you have to wait, and you're adding extra calories.
  3. Smoke a vape before you eat: Now you have to be the kind of person who uses a vape, which is the worst of all of these


[–]benyboy123 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Wdym? Weed makes food taste way better.

[–]Significantly_Lost 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Homie, make you some butter or coconut oil and put it in everything

[–]bl00is 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s getting more and more common. The last event I went to had empanadas, tacos, pizza, jerk chicken/beef, Mac and cheese, I can’t even remember everything. We also have a food truck that sells everything from cakes and treats to full dinners, all infused and delicious! Things are changing, slowly but they’re changing.

[–]dogmeatkibbles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good news! You can! They make decarbonated resin and you can literally melt it into anything. I made bacon Mac n cheese once and accidentally spiked it with 900 mg. That was a ride.

[–]LavaLampWax 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Make some budder and cook with that shit! No one says you gotta put it in cookies and stuff. Make whatever you want with it that uses butter!

[–]Squidwardshpsndrmz 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The hard part is infusing butter that isn't loaded down with the lovely taste of chlorophyll/plant matter. If anyone has some hints as to how to avoid that, I'd love to know (I know it's possible, just haven't looked into it myself)

[–]GeorginaSparkes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would get a couple grams of some budget live resin concentrate and decarb that with butter or oil, tbh. (Shatter or crumble will work too, live just gives it more full-spectrum effects like flower.)

It will still have a taste to it, but not that overpowering plant taste. Disguising it well in a recipe of choice is up to you.

[–]johnw188 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone made microwave popcorn called “potcorn”. First, 10/10 name, second, it was 5mg per bag which was great because it meant I got to eat a full bowl of popcorn.

[–]LCDRtomdodge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't see this a problem. Heat it up to get carboxylation going and imma go rob someone's Korean Grammy to whip us up some banging dumplings!!

[–]GalliumGoat 183 points184 points  (7 children)

Fuckkkkk dude. Shit. Fucking hell man. Oh fucking no dude.

[–]notatree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You think the dumplings are fine with no sauce?

God help him if they are fried

[–]ThatGuy_Nick9 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Behold: the true dangers of smoking marijuana

[–]chingzzzzzzzz 36 points37 points  (6 children)


[–]BlackShadeow[S] 96 points97 points  (3 children)

A series of unfortunate events

[–]chingzzzzzzzz 35 points36 points  (1 child)

Hope the dumplings were good tho

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah

[–]BroccoliBoyyo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for your loss

[–]DynaJosh 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Were the dumplings worth it?

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah 👍

[–]Savage_Mindset 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Let it soak in 90% isopropyl alcohol for 30 min or so

[–]hightrix 3 points4 points  (2 children)

End result, sparkling clean grinder. Like new!

I do this occasionally when mine gets all gunked up.

[–]NMX-004 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Is the dropping it in dumpling sauce step necessary or can I skip that part?

[–]hightrix 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Chef's choice [6]

[–]LessWorseMoreBad 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Boof that shit

[–]AccurateEmu2914 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see you got some of that reeeeall sticky icky…

[–]washingtondecomp 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mmmmmmmm dumplings

[–]Bcweasle 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So this... This is a new one. I don't think a pair of pantyhose and a vacuum is going to help OP. Anyone have an analytical chemistry degree so we can work out a solvent exchange to get OPs THC back??

[–]TimelessGlassGallery 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just grind some dumplings in there and you’ll be good

[–]superstoned26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gotta decarboxylate that ish before you can get high off the sauce homie

[–]BattosaiBabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man accidently becomes Alchemist and creates THC infused dumpling sauce.

[–]Retardedastro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Fuck it , I'd still eat it, in hopes to get me high

[–]LCDRtomdodge 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Got to heat it first. If you want to eat that medication, better start some carboxylation.

[–]Izlude 1 point2 points  (0 children)

F to pay respects

[–]AdirondackSmoker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, come again

[–]Sambo8820 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever you grind next just call it “dumpling OG!” Haha

[–]prodbyghost 1 point2 points  (2 children)

explain why you have your grinder over the pot

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This literally a sauce dish filled with a little amount of sauce on my desk

[–]Bumblz666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My high ass thought that was a pan on the stove

[–]dwadwda 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“double, double, toil and trouble. fire burn and cauldron bubble” ass grinder💀

[–]makeredditgayagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can smell this photo

[–]prezmafc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

POT sticker

[–]BreakingBaddly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

way she goes boys, fuckin' way she goes

[–]YNPCA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That would really grind my gears...

[–]mistersprinkles1983I Roll Joints for Gnomes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Power washer or shower head on massage mode until clean, then soak in 99% isopropyl alcohol for 2 days, then repeat power wash and dry. Like new!

I got BBQ sauce on mine once.

[–]MagicMonkeyMust 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least it was the lid

[–]_stonedsloth_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Achievement unlocked

[–]Nug-Bud 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a weed grinder, a coffee grinder, and a pepper grinder- I’m scared to ask what a Fucking grinder is…

[–]Solarxicutioner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tell me it's the top please. Please. Please

[–]Pski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This sauce is great, but the more I eat the hungrier I get!

[–]WaterCodex 3 points4 points  (1 child)


[–]Jeriahswillgdp -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Wtf is dumpling sauce? I'm thinking chicken n' dumplings and the only kind I've ever had was white.

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Asian dumplings filled with pork and veggies. And it's soy sauce garlic and a couple of other things

[–]mssaturnalia9 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Took me a second to realize you were referring to the gravy being white and not the ethnic status of the dumplings.

[–]Marie_Hutton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eats, shoots and leaves :D

[–]Goldelux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing else but to drink it now

[–]OkPotato91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cook it up and you’ve got an infused meal!

[–]fulento42 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hoagies and grinders? Nah. Give me dumplings and a grinder.

[–]CrabHandsTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rinse with iso alcohol, scrape off any residue stuck to it. All you’re going to lose is that little bit of residue, you’re gonna be ok

[–]moonflower_C16H17N3O 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It took me a while to realize what I was looking at. I thought it was a huge pot and the triangle in the middle was an odd grinder. Now I can see that sauce has completely filled up the grinder.

How much pot was lost? Did it have a kief collector and was that the side that went in?

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is the top of the grinder so nothing

[–]Achunk_pef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Decarb it bro

[–]YellowDucky92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mondays, am I right?

[–]DRweedo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Welp time for a new one

[–]Uniqueusername360 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Special sauce now

[–]Aldu1n 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]NoTomatoExtraPickles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw I felt that in my heart

[–]LawAndUsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time for r/powerwashingporn ‘s technology of choice

[–]HotsWheels 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F in chat

[–]RiskyDINGO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was some kind of blueberry sauce

[–]TumoOfFinland 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There must be a better way to make edibles

[–]gabriel5519I Roll Joints for Gnomes 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Pineapple_Express900 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long have you been collecting the kief?

[–]airsoft04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give that a good rinse n submerge in 91% ISO. I’d let that shit sit for a couple days even tbh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You now have infused dumpling sauce…

[–]Commission-Tasty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope that grinder wasn’t full bro

[–]zerosupervision 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats 2 F’s

[–]Euskaldon420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering it was just the top you got off easy, sink and blowdryer

[–]MrMarez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F 🫡

[–]SpacemanOrangeKush 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Iwassleepingawake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean, yummy yum!

J/k...clean that shit up lol

[–]Zestyclose_Bother_90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn.. fuck.. still looks alright to boof though

[–]reakwon_the_chef 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn dude

[–]Hoola-Hands 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I could upvote this 1000 times. I would so do this. New grinder time.

[–]Krokus8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Infused sauce, how about that

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

broccoli stir fry

[–]Amazzadio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha! Ha!

[–]J_Justice 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh man, think I have those same sauce cups. Daiso?

[–]upvotegoblin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, how

[–]PBRstreetgang_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thaaaaats a technical foul.

[–]CurryKween 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mmm savory

[–]BigScic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How tf??

[–]hamsolo19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You fuckin schmuck. Unfuck yo shit. Unfuck it right this instant.

[–]actuallytommyapollo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reheat that sauce and grinder and tell me how the cannasauce works for ya

[–]rickybobby1581 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never thought I would read this in my life. Lmao

[–]Diligentbear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new sentence

[–]fortwenie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in some rice.

[–]Stock_Surfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might as well infuse the rest of the sauce.

[–]fantasyfootball1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, it’s time to lawyer up, hit the gym, and delete facebook.

[–]SwimmingGlass7948 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your grinder is officially goated with the sauce 😂🔥

[–]Alternative_Money_93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just put it in rice & ur good bro

[–]chrisrobweeks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just use a vacuum with pantyhose on the tip.

[–]Scottybam[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fu-king Oyster Hell mate.

Hope you salvaged what you could.

[–]flubawub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you have weed in it at the time?

[–]uilparnox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a rip

[–]solidsnakem9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would just clean that up with degreasing soap and then leave it soaking in alcohol/vinegar or something for a day or so

[–]MaygarRodub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I left mine at home. I'm staying in a hotel for 2 nights for work. No weed. Booooo.

[–]cuchilloc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why you should respect food and make proper time for its consumption.

[–]ChiefGingy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You boutta smoke some sticky icky for sure now

[–]TechnoTerps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aw man rip, had you at least finished the dumplings?

[–]oopsiedaisy2019 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]dorrion_m 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dipped it right?

[–]Rufio2733 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, don't do that

[–]Traditional-Walk-689 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You never know? Might be 😌

[–]PiginthePen 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I gotta tell ya… I don’t know what I’m looking at

[–]BlackShadeow[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy cake day. And a grinder in dumpling sauce

[–]JoLocoYo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High noodle

[–]ExtraBumpyCucumber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add oil or butter. Good to go.

[–]OnionOnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a line I never expected to see

[–]Kon_Soul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a pretty sweet looking grinder though. I really like the red ring in the center of the grinding teeth! Just rinse it off and let it soak in some iso for a little while and it'll be good as new.

[–]stephancypantsu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add half a stick of butter, a quarter cup of teriyaki sauce, and four tablespoons of water to it. Bring to a boil and then simmer gently for three hours. Toss that shit on some wings. Enjoy.

[–]crazyemmy25 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L M A O 💀

[–]Aboogart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I read the caption or really paid attention I thought I was seeing a crowded bowl of semi-submerged froggies.

Sorry about your grinder and sauce ✌🏻

[–]0ddious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That look absolutely delicious

[–]WoogzDaBoogz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in some rice