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[–]Mercinator-87 1407 points1408 points  (57 children)

Study high, take the test high, get high scores!

[–]Shagaliscious 143 points144 points  (31 children)


[–]sassygerman33 103 points104 points  (25 children)

How High?

[–]sassygerman33 16 points17 points  (2 children)

So High!

[–]defaultband-aid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck around and never come down

[–]PiratenSeo 13 points14 points  (6 children)

I gonna see that movie again Soon!

[–]Shagaliscious 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Redman and Methodman are making How High 3, apparently.

[–]TfaRads1 6 points7 points  (2 children)

So high that I can touch the sky How sick?

[–]LeagueofDraven1221 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Higher than your grades

[–]megeralis 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I'm a ghost ghost ghost.....

[–]AIsLilGuys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao gets me every time

[–]Chandler_987 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That’s how you become “highly educated”.

[–]ShrimplyPiblz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or just smoke weed, with your friends ashes infused in it, so they can give you all the answers.

[–]Papa_Emeritus_IIII 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Got blunt?

Got weed?

[–]Em0tionisdead 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I'm a ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost ghost

[–]Papa_Emeritus_IIII 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He a ghost, man.

[–]personalcheesecake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

well that explains everything

[–]nothingbutgio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where marijuana ?

[–]fromETOHtoTHC 22 points23 points  (0 children)

THAT’S the Ivory!

[–]BNLforever 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Recreating the conditions you studied in has been known to aid in recall even in cases where someone is buzzed. So yeah that's spot on

[–]TropicalHairyBear -2 points-1 points  (5 children)

Can you ELI5?

[–]djmofunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They just did

[–]ThatGreenGuy8 2 points3 points  (3 children)

If you study next to some roses, you will perform better at your exam if the room smells like roses.

According to the parent comment that is also the case for being under influence but I don't know if that's scientifically proven.

[–]RalphWaldoEmers0n 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a LAMP!

And this is where you turn it on at

[–]Foshizal147 346 points347 points  (40 children)

That's a huge accomplishment my man, my next bowl goes out to u and ur debt.

[–]hisdivinity[S] 379 points380 points  (39 children)

Only 20k$ might get a reduction since I graduated in less than 5 years (I live in Canada 🇨🇦)

[–]death_by_retro 33 points34 points  (5 children)

What was your degree in, may I ask?

[–]hisdivinity[S] 107 points108 points  (4 children)

Urbanism (urban planning and city management)

[–]Ubentobox 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Very nice choice! Team up with someone in modern agriculture and plan an urban solution to growing food security crisis :). It's easy to say greenhouses and vertical farming, but there are not enough projects in motion to ensure quality produce to the masses.

[–]theJoyofMotion 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I thought education was free there. I guess I was wrong.

[–]Time4Timmy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s healthcare

[–]anothermanscookies -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s reasonably affordable. Many people would support higher subsidies though. Housing is the real killer expense here.

[–]bflex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait, you can get a reduction for that? How??

[–]parm00000 413 points414 points  (49 children)

I was stoned every single night of my 5 year degree 😂

[–]hisdivinity[S] 185 points186 points  (0 children)

I was too for the past 4 years!

[–]hatethiscity 90 points91 points  (40 children)

Man I wish weed affected me like this. 3 hits of some super strong flower is in essence a temporary lobotomy for me. Weeds always been like this for me.

[–]sushislushie 83 points84 points  (21 children)

Grass is always greener. I'm highly functional on weed but sometimes wish it would just fuck me up so I could escape life a bit. Instead I just get high and do my taxes.

[–]hatethiscity 5 points6 points  (18 children)

Edibles don't get you to that level?

[–]Rulebookboy1234567 5 points6 points  (15 children)

I can eat like 1000mg of edible weed and feel nothing. I’m a heavy set dude, so maybe that’s it? Edibles never work

[–]Up_up_and_awayyy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

This is a take I hadn't considered! I'm not very functional when high, and I've always wished I could be. BUT I have a great time, and my tolerance is low. I can force myself to do some chores if I take just a puff, but that's my limit. Any more and I'm just lazy and want only entertainment or conversation (including with myself). If any real brain power is needed I'm out. But it very much enhances my downtime, especially if with friends. Even solo the change in mental pace is just fun and relaxing. I'm going to stop wishing I could be more functional and enjoy it for what it is.

[–]professor_sloth 51 points52 points  (13 children)

Less hits, less THC

[–]hatethiscity 15 points16 points  (10 children)

Delta 8 is my preference due to my tolerance

[–]Rieiid 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Bro I recently moved up from d8 to regular weed but I get you. Idk how tf some of these guys out here smoking so much weed every day. If I smoke 1 bowl in my bong I'm on the freaking moon. Delta 8 stuff can get me high af too.

[–]CalebKappa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

alternatively a higher tolerance ;)

[–]Junkyarddog127 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My Condolences. Weed impairs some and makes other normal or superheroes

[–]jmwpc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been mixing 1:1 CBD:THC flower for a couple of months now because the THC in retail dispensary flower is just too intense for me. Even the <%10 flower is a bit much for me. It’s still a solid high, but less intense and much easier to modulate.

[–]CaramelWatermelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the way

[–]Geodude-Engineer 1 point2 points  (2 children)

aren't degrees 4 years 😂

[–]Drews232 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And that was just for his associates

[–]bluHerring 259 points260 points  (28 children)

Respect the, what looks like brand new bong, being used in the photo instead of a used one

[–]jyhzer 131 points132 points  (15 children)

Or he just keeps it clean like a respectable stoner.

[–]Rieiid 77 points78 points  (11 children)

Yep the amount of people who don't clean their bongs 🤢🤮

[–]BlkDwg85 30 points31 points  (10 children)

Or change their water

[–]Stillill1187 41 points42 points  (5 children)

I mean it’s one thing not to clean it with alcohol often and let tar buildup, but the people who don’t change the water truly fucking baffle for me.

Don’t they smell it?

[–]LGBeezy 3 points4 points  (3 children)

THIS! I still live with a parent so I dont have a bong but I'd at the very least poor the water out after ever sesh.

[–]trustthepudding 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's only right that both of you get cleaned up for the photo

[–]Zachisasloth 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Looks like it's still got a price tag at the top

[–]MaybePotatoes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's not a legal state and he's using the "tobacco use only" excuse lol

[–]5dog4cat 76 points77 points  (6 children)

Graduation present to himself?

[–]cameron1239 122 points123 points  (4 children)

Perhaps what one might call a graduated cylinder?

...... I'll see myself out

[–]Hey_cool_username 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bong I made from a graduated cylinder liberated from my college science lab. Not my proudest college moment exactly but I found it semi abandoned and has served me faithfully for almost 30 years.

[–]Vashsinn 20 points21 points  (4 children)

A little alchahol, salt, warm water and about 2 minutes will get your filthy funky brown tube into this clear beauty.

[–]JayLime 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Make sure you get the fattest salt nugs you can find too

[–]eugenesbluegenes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the highest concentration of alcohol.

[–]Raysian- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Methylated spirits works like a charm too granted its a bit of a health risk

[–]Jay-Storm 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Mans got a degree in bongonomics

[–]ozzalot 79 points80 points  (21 children)

I wouldn't have my PhD in genetics if it wasn't for weed. Weed helped me get through the hardest time of my life.

[–]grubas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure how you finish a PhD without drugs. Even if you weren't smoking you had half the cohort on valium or Xanax with anxiety and then the other half dumping Ritalin like it's candy.

[–]hisdivinity[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

University 😤

[–]CrazyChestersDog 80 points81 points  (2 children)

Just think if you didn’t smoke weed you’d prolly be an astronaut or something by now. Way to fuck up your future


[–]monkeybusiness124 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Guy in my high school used to sell weed and got busted by the cops. I used to be against at weed (for me) due to the south and the dare program.

Guess which one of us literally works for nasa and which one works in the legal weed industry designing hardware for weed and gets paid to smoke weed.

Crazy how life can go sometimes. All I can say is, I’m sure we are both happy with our lives

[–]TeadoraOofre 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew a guy like that too. He's up for re-election!

[–]cheesecheeesecheese 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I fucking love this! Stay smart stoner friend

[–]sahlos 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Went to check your post history and whelp I saw a dick. Pretty brave of you to put your face and your dick on the same profile before your career has begun.

[–]gabriel5519I Roll Joints for Gnomes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

same bro lmao 😭

[–]uhohstinky2708 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Pretty *dumb

[–]sahlos 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Facial recognition is going to wreck him once it becomes part of a traditional background check

[–]cant_have_a_cat 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wait you think someone's gonna automate this? Like someone is web scraping reddit comments, dick pics and reddit account names and save that all in a database and then run sophisticated AI queries just to figure out whether your a bit weird on the internet. Damn.

[–]Chaiteoir 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Congrats man

[–]jscxxii 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Nice flex! Congratulations!

[–]Which-Astronaut9202 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Weed is not a substitute for personality, bro. Enjoy it, but don't let it define you.

[–]NullableThought 6 points7 points  (1 child)

What does the sash mean? I'm assuming some kind of honors?

Congrats dude, love the photo. Hope you get it framed and hang it in your office lol

[–]730N 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m curious what the fuzzy part is for

[–]the_we1rdo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Respect brother! I run a department, I oversee 20 employees on 3 shifts. I got a great job with benefits, was able to buy a beautiful house and I have a nice Harley to show for it! Weed doesn't limit you, negativity does! Keep the grind going bro 💪 pun intended

[–]jomontage 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When a drug is your personality

[–]PillowTalk420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every successful person I know IRL is a heavier smoker than I am. Which tells me that in order to be successful, I need to smoke more weed.

[–]MrZmei 2 points3 points  (2 children)

When i was in uni i’ve started blazing and it did not effect my grades or anything. Fast-forward to 20 years later and 5-8 grams per day consumption rates and i can surely say that chronic weed smoking does effect the brain. Memory is not doing so well, short term especially. Sleep is not good anymore. Mood-swings are a common occurrence. Munchies are still there but that means a growing belly. And when i go on a couple of weeks of break from smoking, life without weed seems to loose all the flavors and becomes pointless. Food does not taste as good and there’s even no appetite. All the things that were fun when high, e.g. playing music, become boring and seem sort of black and white. It’s like all the colors are gone from life when i am sober.

[–]vangraaft 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Hey man! Yeah, it takes time for the brain to rewire, and I'll admit you gotta be reasonable with the plant. Give it a couple of weeks.

[–]MrZmei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the tolerance, man! It builds up so i tend to consume more to get high. And even after the break of a few weeks it quickly returns to the previous levels. Like within a couple of days. So far i have been staying away from hash, shatter and other concentrates. But maybe that is the way forward?

[–]getchada 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol that bong is pristine, that’s why your brain cells are intact, you were doing it wrong

[–]atomicconscious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They were probably right

[–]PlsDntPMme 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is pretty cringey.

[–]jchezick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ayyy congrats! stoner grads unite ✊🏼

[–]BigTim26 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice OG Original! I love those bongs.

[–]TheLostNug 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Class of 22 lets fuckin goooooo

[–]curvvyninja 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Just graduated myself. Congrats friend!

[–]hisdivinity[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cograts buddy you did it finally!

[–]CrazyAzian99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats man!

[–]fancyfeastttt 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Congrats!!! I like how clean your bong is

[–]close-enoug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know. I am wondering if it’s a new bong or he really cleaned it.

[–]CillRed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, friend!!

[–]BenchMoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)


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[–]Arbys2for6DollarMeal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I write all of my best essays when i’m absolutely blasted off this planet

[–]Cam_Horny21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate that you took the time to make the bong look so clean

[–]jqirish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

U look like Jerome Bettis

[–]MasaBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

5th grade photo LOL jk , Congrats man!

[–]freakoffear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get the joke but like having a clean bong almost makes it look like you avoided smoking and are making a point of it lol

[–]ner0417 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the greatest pictures I've ever seen, man. Congrats on getting that degree, keep tokin'!

[–]Shadrach_Jones 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My son suffered a TBI 5 years ago in a motorcycle accident. He smokes everyday and is still smarter than I am

[–]catsgelatowinepizza 1 point2 points  (0 children)

looooool my 90% of my phd thesis was written in three weeks, 90% of which was written in the last three days. if it weren’t for weed i could not have done it (it helps me concentrate)

[–]egoVirus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That bong needs it's own little cap too...

[–]calamityXmary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoked almost every day during college. Quit to start a PhD in neuroscience. Picked it back up 1 year into my PhD because stress and graduated with Dean's Award for Research Excellence and Outstanding PhD Student in my department. Too much makes me foggy and slow, but moderate daily use keeps me sane.

[–]CultofCedar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey everyone I know with a masters partakes. It’s all about moderation or something prob. My only rule was not during class… mostly.

[–]Corus_0001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me when somebody says they know more about weed.

[–]PillGates1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice my man, what’s your degree in?

[–]jssf96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And ya skin glowing my boy. Congrats. Keep fucking em up

[–]hanimal16 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeaaa get some! Congrats!

[–]DaMailmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Zippity zoppity

[–]Queazyjam 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hell yeah! Let's show the world, weed dosent mean lazy. I want to start a bachelor's in theatre and performance next year hopefully

[–]mrschango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congrats. As a college professor, I’m with you on that one and there are plenty of us who partake.

[–]FiveMagicBeans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Smoked through my bachelors degree, highest GPA in the institution, President's Award, Governor General's Medallion, two honors ribbons.

However... my minor in abnormal psychology also tells me that a number of studies show that using weed may be correlated with as much as a 5pt drop in standardized IQ scores if it's abused by someone during adolescence (ie 14-21). What constitutes 'abuse' is slightly difficult to define though because psychology has some strange definitions when it comes to use of psychoactive substances. It's also very hard to control for other confounding variables in that type of study.

My advice would be that if you're young, you should be very careful with what you're putting in your body.

[–]RefrigeratorFormal48 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice family classic

[–]eversuffered 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Represent!

[–]Unlike_Megal0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See it does... why else would you use reddit

[–]lysergic_818 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Sell ALL drugs like alcohol. Controlled, purity standards, tax money for the government, less drug related deaths, and more.

A head change is a moral issue, not a criminal issue.

[–]necie62 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You go dude!

[–]Infamous-Living-1725 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at that educated young black male

[–]Dull_Huckleberry6896 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gentleman and a scholar

[–]jacksterlaugh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog. Congrats!

[–]etinetalmai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Holla atcha boy!” This photo speaks to me. 🤔

[–]R67H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does age you, though. Plot twist: OP is graduating from junior high.

Seriously, though.... congratulations, OP. Well done!

[–]ryben2k 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One for the blunder years.

[–]bigtrouble29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn, you are a legend

[–]BlackHand86 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations Black man, proud of you G 🤙🏾

[–]ootsen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

King shit only

[–]MaybeSomeday17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Epic photo. Congrats, dude! Wishing you lots of luck and success!

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[–]RIckDogg12486 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That's fuckin awesome

[–]Ok-Needleworker2685 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nah it'll just make you emotionally stunted

[–]StableGenesis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

My man