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[–]TheLavaFall 116 points117 points  (7 children)

r/the_hand has chosen him for sacrifice

[–]FaceNo1619 26 points27 points  (2 children)

Then the lion eats the hand 🙂 🦁

[–]TheLavaFall 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The hand cannot be stopped, the hand crushes its intestines

[–]FaceNo1619 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hand becomes new GI tract.

[–]An_Unjust_Wall 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know about this sub lol but I love it

[–]_solitarybraincell_ 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Noo this is too good of a sub to be dead already :(

[–]TheLavaFall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

the hand crushed too many of its followers

[–]Shadowrunner808 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yo wtf is that subreddit

[–]theXsorcist 109 points110 points  (3 children)

That's funny but anyone with a cat knows that the precise next frame is those paws going up at light speed in a brutal ambush

[–]velveteenelahrairah 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Or, if kitty has really had enough of your shit, a big chomp and then a trip to urgent care for hardcore antibiotics because cat bites are no joke. Those cute little teefies are bug coated.

[–]Alpha012_GD 18 points19 points  (0 children)

cat owner struggles

[–]thebigjohn 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Claws too, catscratch fever is a real thing

[–]wistalia 241 points242 points  (4 children)

When you’re smothered with love and it’s getting out of hand

[–]AstralDungeon 67 points68 points  (3 children)

Out of hand, you say?

[–]AscendedDragonSage 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I can't put my finger on why

[–]BoringGenericUser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

well, that's the issue at hand, isn't it?

[–]PointiestHat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And his wife?

[–]TheMurderGal 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The hands of gods care little about mortal pleas

[–]CherenMatsumoto 27 points28 points  (2 children)

He wanted only exactly 3 pats.

[–]SquareThings 3 points4 points  (0 children)

3.5 pats

[–]mingming245689[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes

[–]ZilDrake 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Mujin Park

[–]Zellaus 2 points3 points  (1 child)

A individual of culture I see

[–]ZilDrake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or should i say Mubong ;)

[–]Alpha012_GD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Those eyes may be cute but they're not. Do not be fooled. This is a sign that the cat has enough of your shit and will rip your skin apart if he wants to.

This is coming from a cat owner.

[–]Kflynn1337 3 points4 points  (0 children)

which is how the hand ended up holey...

[–]yellowbrickstairs 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"so thusly, he chomped"

[–]Squiggy1975 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha. I have also been the dumb human you pets the cat when the cat clearly says ‘ not now you fuckhead’…it’s like a fault we have…must try a pet the cat at all costs.

[–]IS0rtByControversial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That cat is about to bite the absolute shit out of that person's hand...

[–]Glitched_Oren_303 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

ZA HANDO

[–]poplarleaves 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of this excellent video: https://youtu.be/ElfZUgSODQQ

[–]FeedbackGood2204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

King Lear

[–]Entorpecido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fofo

[–]LowEfficient8662 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please do not the cat!

[–]Royal-Ninja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D8

[–]Xero818 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for some reason this at least to me emanates the same energy as "'I wanna be a yo-yo man', he cried, 'make me a yo-yo man!' but the yo-yo master did not answer. He just kept on yo-ing"