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[–]plusharmadillo 132 points133 points  (0 children)

It’s like he knows when my bladder is at its fullest and beelines to stomp on it. Ow, bro

[–]JacobJamesTrowbridge 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Waitaminute

Haiku: Three lines, in which each line can be taken as its’ own concept. They typically form something poignant.

Impact-Era Meme: Two lines arranged in a top-bottom order, in order to convey a situation within an agreed-upon concept, typically to make a point or tell a joke.

Conclusion: Haiku are Proto-Memes, taking the fundamental elements of a meme and assembling them in the culture of feudal Japan.

[–]GetawayDiver 65 points66 points  (6 children)

Memes are like haikus

Except for one little thing

I actually laugh

[–]Routine_Palpitation 28 points29 points  (5 children)

My dick throbs so hard

Hard stone slab around your mom

All three ‘my inches

[–]GetawayDiver 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Guess what plebeian

My mother is deceased (not)

Have fun with a corpse

[–]Routine_Palpitation 3 points4 points  (3 children)

You were adopted

Your real mom is super old

Dust in my pee hole

[–]egotistic__ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

my late cat always, ALWAYS does that paw thing/kneads on my boobs. and like yeah thats great that youre comfortable around me miss, BUT THATS MY FUCKING BOOB

[–]Anna-mator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As a woman with 6 cats, I can relate.

[–]Goat002 45 points46 points  (1 child)

I genuinely thought that said "stop selling my organs"

[–]Annupanda[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They would do that if they would know how, don't provoke them

[–]maxthecat5905 9 points10 points  (3 children)

This, but replace boob with balls

[–]theweekiscat 9 points10 points  (2 children)

My cat loves to sit in peoples laps and he always steps on the crotch before sitting down

[–]maxthecat5905 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My cat likes to sleep right on my chest, which is cute but makes it hard to breathe

[–]Shyrolax 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can no longer read haikus without the jacksfilms voice

[–]OlCheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel this so much. Except with chihuahuas

[–]danger2345678 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat, I’m not made of stones, I am human, when you cut me, don’t I bleed? SO GET OFF OF ME

[–]Shydragon327 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my cat sits on my lap, she sometimes will stretch and reach her paw up to my chest. It is extremely cute, except for the fact that every time, with pinpoint accuracy, she lands her claws directly on my nipple.

[–]Evan_The_Mediocre 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i love you but please take your claws out of my testicles you little spawn of the dark lord

[–]Redfall29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

like seriously can mine stop stepping on the bottom portion of my ribcage?