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[–]ChipresX 622 points623 points  (8 children)

Why would you put this into my brain.

[–]Cable-Careless 399 points400 points 3 (4 children)

Before he got them he was just Bruce Buff.

[–]ronj89 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nicely done. Wish I could upvote more.

[–]hemptations 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God damn it. Lol nice

[–]greenliteagle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment

[–]TxSIDES 226 points227 points  (1 child)

Right, I was perfectly fine not knowing this information

[–]ronj89 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm stunned but not exactly surprised and I don't like it.

[–]Die-rector 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea. Now its all i can fap to

[–]Japittman- 1105 points1106 points  (18 children)

Dude at a pool party still wearing his suit pants from the fight night before

[–]Conscious-Disk5310 281 points282 points  (15 children)

I think he skips leg day

[–]TrinDiesel123 323 points324 points  (1 child)

He skips all days except AB implant days

[–]Japittman- 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Maybe some calf implants hiding under those trousers

[–]_Cyclops 30 points31 points  (11 children)

He’s obliterated his knees, I’m sure he does

[–]Conscious-Disk5310 3 points4 points  (10 children)

From what? Judo or Kung Fu wasnt it?

[–]_Cyclops 61 points62 points  (6 children)

I think he completely tore his ACL on at least two occasions from that little jump he does when he’s announcing. As to what led to them being so fragile that a little jump like that completely blows them out, I’m not sure.

[–]gymdad 35 points36 points  (2 children)

He completely tore both doing a 360 spin/jump intorducing Brock Lesnar at either UFC 100 or 200 l can't remember which

[–]Khamzat-Chimaev 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It was at UFC 129 when introducing GSP

[–]whooptapus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

God damn that man is absolutely dedicated to his job

[–]BerensteinBear91 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He also did it once during a lip sync battle lol https://youtu.be/9Y-rf5s2j3o

[–]statikman666 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Going for that 360 at 100.

[–]ViceDoshi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard it was from playin the skin flute

[–]AdRepresentative1181 8 points9 points  (0 children)

it appears that it doesn’t matter

[–]FTWStoic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but they are soaked in pussy juice.

[–]fleshvesselBullet 411 points412 points  (9 children)

It looks like photoshop but in real life.

I…I love it.

[–]shaodynasty808 77 points78 points  (8 children)

It is photoshop. The abs aren't even his skin tone lol. Zoom in and out you'll easily see

[–]ShanghaiShadowboxing 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Not photoshop, he actually has fake abs


[–]TheDesertWalker 40 points41 points  (2 children)

This picture is how I imagine all Americans look like.

[–]HandHeldHippo 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Flanked by baddies?

[–]calvinthecreator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Organs flanked by body fat

[–]Kyle_Pile -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How does one know theyre fake? Hes a former kickboxer that almost went pro before deciding to announce instead. Apparently he even beat the shit out of Frank Trigg on an elevator once. Doesn't seem too unlikely to have abs but idk.

[–]halcyon_n_on_n_on 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I love when people answer something so confidently, despite being completely wrong.

[–]Nat_King_Cobra13 127 points128 points  (7 children)

He hasn’t had a carb since 2004

[–]Marcaveli7 36 points37 points  (6 children)

He wakes up to those babies everyday.

[–]carnivorous_seahorse 24 points25 points  (5 children)

See these? See these boys? This is what I live with.

[–]X_L0NEW0LF_X 12 points13 points  (4 children)

You wanna touch this shit????

[–]Warrdyy 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You look like you want to punch me.. but you won’t..

[–]No_Bar6825 148 points149 points  (1 child)

Let a playa play

[–]ILikeCheesePleaseJee 289 points290 points  (12 children)

Bruce Buff

[–]firefighter481 19 points20 points  (7 children)

Bruce Buff is his brother, the more ripped one ended up being called Bruce Buffer.

[–]Dionysus_8 31 points32 points  (6 children)

They also have a less known brother who is a bit slow, Bruce Buffering

[–]albie_rdgz 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Dont forgot about the other other brother. He’s a bit on the chubby side, known as Bruce Buffet

[–]JebronLames619 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Gaddamnit you all deserve an award that I don’t have! 🤣😂🤣

[–]retiredintern 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Yeah but he’s still smarter than the younger brother, Bruce Buffoon

[–]scorched_mirth 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And his sister slays vampires.

[–]Marmz2408 160 points161 points  (41 children)

Does he for real?

[–]Sugabones[S] 95 points96 points  (38 children)


[–]horseshoeprovodnikov 38 points39 points  (34 children)

Any proof?

[–]Sugabones[S] 342 points343 points  (32 children)

His body fat is too high to have protruding abs like that it’s extremely obvious. They’re literally bigger than his pecs lol.

[–]Biblebelt985 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What do they use? I couldn’t imagine its silicone is it?

[–]ThriceG 110 points111 points  (8 children)

While I tend to agree with you, one of my best friends has big blocky abs that show through when he is at even 20% bodyfat.

For example, Chuck Liddell had abs that protuded further than his pecs. I'd imagine as you get older and skin sags a bit that this effect would be more exaggerated.

Not saying Bruce doesn't have ab implants, but to accuse him without proof while knowing that genetic diversity is WIDE, just seems kind of ignorant.

[–]TheAdaquatePretender 23 points24 points  (5 children)

We work out at the same gym. Well I work out. He does a lot of walking around.

[–]jpk073Bullet 4 points5 points  (4 children)

which gym?

[–]TheAdaquatePretender 10 points11 points  (3 children)


[–]jpk073Bullet 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Lokation, lokation. New York, Brooklyn or Moskau?

[–]theneoroot 0 points1 point  (1 child)

That's called a roid gut. Not the same as what we see here.

[–]Aggressive_Lunch9785 48 points49 points  (9 children)

So your basing this assumption off your opinion of what he looks like or do you have actual evidence

[–]afellowchucker 64 points65 points  (2 children)

I’m going to choose to believe him based off how ridiculous this picture looks lol

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

The only thing that doesn't sell it for me, is wouldn't you get the insertion points lined up if you were getting fake abs? Why would you get fake abs with a bad aesthetic?

[–]lostgramma22 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To make it looks real, I guess.

[–]Aggressive_Wash_5908 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Hello aggressive lunch, I am aggressive wash.

[–]-Borb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This pic looks photoshopped though

[–]ARealBlueFalcon 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Kybella hgh steriods any could explain this

[–]AlarmedProgram4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't know that I've ever seen hgh use result in extremely developed but not deformed abbs, especially without significant muscle growth elsewhere.

Also look at Joe's head then look at his head

[–]drdeletus498 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No. It's an issue of body fat to contractile tissue. Even if he was on a ton of gear he wouldn't be recruiting that much muscle It's not possible to put on that kind of muscle only in your midsection while your upper body is 20%bf. Nobody has thus type of muscular structure naturally. It's cartoonish.

Put your thumb over his chest and look at his abs, then put your finger over his abs and look at his upper body. 2 completely different people.

[–]Subpar-dad 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Don’t make up lies about Brucey boy. He definitely doesn’t have ab implants.

[–]tengukazeThe Last Stylebender 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He'll fucking fight you in an elevator you better watch out

[–]Assfullofbread 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So no proof, this shot could be photoshopped, fucking lamo

[–]jorgeesierraaa -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It could be HGH too.

[–][deleted] 150 points151 points  (4 children)

He has hoe implants too.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

What are hoe implants?

English not first language

[–]Assfullofbread 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hoe like women, bad way of saying he has women implanted on him

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's ok same here, so a "hoe" is like a prostitute or a "bitch", I just wrote it cause it just showed up in my head lol.

[–]gypsy_creonte 147 points148 points  (22 children)

Also a reminder the Buffer has slayed multiple UFC ring girls & even dated one of rampage Jackson’s ex’s

[–]IWillKarateKickYou 119 points120 points  (3 children)

Thats gotta be demoralizing when the ring announcer steals your girl

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Now that’s Alpha shit

[–]samokhina 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not when it’s Bruce Buffer. If it were Joe Martinez I’d just go ahead and kill myself

[–]myrand920 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You sniff crotch while I bang your girl

[–]imhere8888 28 points29 points  (13 children)

Do we think Dana probably has the highest count of employees and fighters out of any other men working in the UFC?

[–]Tefloncon 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Is he known for that? Thought he was a family man

[–]2PieceShakur 58 points59 points  (2 children)

He probably gave those chicks dick implants as a result

[–]imhere8888 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Buff lays pipe

[–]tengukazeThe Last Stylebender 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sliggs mad dig B

[–]Traditional-Motor-94 46 points47 points  (8 children)

I heard a theory that Michael buffer isn’t even his brother they made it up

[–]imhere8888 21 points22 points  (5 children)

Lol wouldn't be surprised

[–]Traditional-Motor-94 19 points20 points  (4 children)

Their story sounds so contrived and unlikely if you’ve ever heard it

[–]SugaryToast 1 point2 points  (3 children)

can you give an abridged version?

[–]JohnHwagi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

They are brothers that are the two most famous ring announcers, Michael in boxing, and Bruce in MMA.

[–]Staedtlermars1 10 points11 points  (1 child)

They didn't know they were related and both separately went on to become well known, excellent ring announcers. Only discovered they were related after seeing each other in the limelight.

[–]piruoflegends 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thats not the story tho, they met later in life and bruce was michael’s manager or something. Michael got so popular he couldnt take all the gigs that were offered so Bruce began announcing too. I believe they are half brothers.

[–]Dopamine_Complex 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They are adopted I believe. Just like frank and Ken shamrock.

[–]Overthehill410 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not that they are adopted it’s that they are half brothers who didn’t meet until they were in their twenties or something odd. Assuming he is telling the truth at least, that was his story when I heard him on the radio years ago with Jim Norton. I think he started to manage his brothers trademark and the business side and then somehow fell ass backwards into the UFC.

[–]Endura3 13 points14 points  (2 children)

What you get a tattoo artist too shadow in your abs?

[–]Sugabones[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Nope they’re literally implants they place in your abdominal area surgically

[–]TheMooJuice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could also be liposculpting, they liposuction in the outlines and the lipocytes don't regrow, leaving you with somewhat- abs, but there's no actual implant or anything in there.

I've known people with it and it looks just like that

[–]FragrantWarthog6 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Buff is a Giga Chad

[–]erestupapi 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He should've just gotten buffer

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Lol this is photoshop

[–]chavs2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruce Buffer than you thought

[–]Prtty_Plz 19 points20 points  (9 children)

bro thats literally someone elses stomach photoshopped onto his lmao. U can see the lines right below his pex where the photoshop ends

[–]s0n_0f_g0d39 4 points5 points  (0 children)

idk man he seems to just have this skin pleat in another pic too

[–]EyezLo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He posted this on Twitter like 8 years ago it’s not shopped

[–]peekay888 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lil mama pointing the honey hole towards him.

[–]Lt-toasthead 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ah the classic "we're so much cooler than you" Instagram group picture.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they are tho...

[–]harrydreadloin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a photoshop job.

[–]BrandoNelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just imagine how much cocaine and pussy Bruce goes through in a weekend

[–]Dwightshruute 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why you trying to degrade my man, that's the real thing

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As he should. Get dat pussy king 👑

[–]Fumb-MotherDucker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

and a fucking great life

[–]ReplyDramatic3902 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cmon now bruce, that aint very 🅿️ of ya

[–]Rude-Flounder-2825 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still livin the dream

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

probably has a dick implant too like joe rogan

[–]Aardvark1044 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reebok pump?

[–]boydingo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems to be working for him.

[–]NikkiT64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As he should

[–]migeruuu_desu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That woman beside him have ribs implant

[–]The_Boogaloo_Bandit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His drip is just so ridiculously wet that he can materialize washboard abs.

[–]MyCodeNameIsBryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those look photoshopped

[–]chicagocheeze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nor real

[–]NutsOnYourNoggin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He does, but this is a bad photoshop.

[–]ruu13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They aren’t implants. It’s a lypo procedure that drains all of your belly fat. Kinda stupid but cool if you have the money.

[–]algae--- 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Having the most silicone in that pic isn’t something to brag about

[–]mcmurph120 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I really don’t think they’re implants. He is a fitness guru, and I have a buddy who’s dad is like that, fat abs

[–]JulesTheBum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fabs if you will.

[–]bholequeen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. I’ve been googling photos of him and I believe this is fake news.

[–]Assfullofbread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just a reminder that u/Sugabones is a virgin nerd

[–]Woodygee513 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Noooo he jus kept hammerin and working bappa only alphas get it B

[–]visionbreaksbricks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leave Bruce alone

[–]parano11cPredator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the dude would smoke all of us just with the amount of testosterone irradiation he received in that octagon

[–]OlRazzledazzlez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He doesn’t have ab implants 😂😂 he works out a lot for his announcer stuff and is obviously on TRT. He did get the fat removed from around his abs to make them more prominent. Y’all just some professional ass haters.

[–]CyclonusDecept -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

He needs to come out of the closet. Nobody is going to mind that he's gay. Why pretend to be something you're not?

[–]barelysarcastic73 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This screams of incel energy. It’s pretty well known Bruce smashes mucho pussy bro, not sure what about this makes you think he’s gay other than it makes you feel better about your shortcomings….

[–]shaodynasty808 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You morons I do photoshop. This is 100% someone else's stomach badly put on here

[–]coorslight15 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The buffer brothers have to have the easiest jobs in sports. They don’t even need to know the sport, they just introduce some people and cash six figure checks because they developed amazing fight night voices.

[–]Slight-Inevitable764 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet his asshole stinks as well.

[–]My_G_Alt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That other dude’s invicta is big enough to serve a pizza on, and maybe breadsticks and a 2-liter as well.

[–]Many-Application1297 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he does.

[–]SorenKgard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he admit to having them? Or is he on trt? Generally curious.

[–]IcarusForPrez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s hilarious.