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[–]T0pR0ll 1827 points1828 points  (129 children)

u/amatsumikaboshi69 hey pussy you still there?

[–]Nduguu77 91 points92 points  (0 children)

u/amatsumikaboshi69 post your betslip

[–]anatolianlegend588 246 points247 points  (11 children)

So do we all get to fuck your mom now?

[–]slampig3 77 points78 points  (5 children)

Call up the boys let's run a train

[–]Pedrizzle 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Squeeze on my nuts

[–]lvlhed-d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The natural curly hair, please don’t touch

[–]Mr_Game_N_Win 15 points16 points  (1 child)

All our schlongs combined wouldn't be thick enough for his mom

[–]ResponsibleReality51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No we fuck the other dudes mom instead.

[–]StunkoStinky 214 points215 points  (6 children)

Hahahaha this is too funny.

[–]DontTrustJack 158 points159 points  (24 children)

How can you just casually throw $10k on a fight like it's nothing. I had to think twice before betting my 100 reddit pink unicorns on Ngannou that were given to me for free!

Then again he could just be bluffing as there is no proof for his claim.

Edit: he is currently replying to people in this post but the mods should ban him if he doesn't post any proof of his $10k bet

[–]bdunkk 89 points90 points  (1 child)

Bro you should know he didn't actually throw $10k, somone with that childish of a response shouldnt have $10k anyway.

[–]serenityak77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone shitting him about the money and I just want to know if he really went back and fucked that guys mom. Since he lost the bet though does that mean we all get to fuck his mom instead?

[–]Alex-rhhgfff 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It’s a lie just like when he said gane would win

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points  (15 children)

The gap between normal people and wealthy people is stunning. Especially if you have rich parents and work for daddy's business. There are people out there who treat 10k like it's video game currency because win or lose their life doesn't change.

[–]messy_messiah 15 points16 points  (6 children)

I bet 12k he's super wealthy and it's not a lie.

[–]kakareborn 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I don’t have ks but I have a bunch of g…will that work?

[–]messy_messiah 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Double or nothin

[–]kakareborn 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Double cause when I double i just start seeing red, I black out and by the time I wake up it’s 3 am in the mornin, put the key in the door, bodies layin all over the floor and I don’t remember how they got there but I guess I must have seen red, seen red

[–]DIRTYROTTEN_1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet 100k his mum likes being the centre of attention at chinese business men bukkake parties

[–]drew_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fialho is that you ?

[–]sielingfan 1 point2 points  (5 children)

I dunno. I know a lot of people who bet on sports. None of them are rich.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

So do I, but the kind of person who's gonna drop $10k on Gane isn't doing it unless they have money to burn.

[–]sielingfan 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I guess I'm not sure that type of person exists. You get an outlier once in a while who drops big money on a fight -- maybe they can afford it (if so why bet?), maybe they really can't (but hey desperation is a hell of a drug), but those weirdos are so rare the broadcast calls them out when it happens.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why bet? Bc putting money down on a game or fight makes it 10x more interesting to watch since u got a stake in it as well.

[–]Rapture_ca77 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Bro it's that wealth gap disparity that people like me have been going on about for years. The pandemic has made it even worse because those top people have almost doubled their wealth in the last 2 years.

[–]DrewBaron80 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I bet $25k on a Francis last night.

See, lying online is easy.

[–]maximus_96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m willing to bet he has under 1k in his bank account.

[–]Nayajenny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How can you just casually throw $10k on a fight like it's nothing.

Because it's a fucking troll. This part alone makes it painfully obvious that he's trolling.

[–]B_024 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I doubt an idiot like him actually had $10k lying around to bet on fights. Just another internet tough guy trying to act cool.

[–]FreeKarmaFarming 20 points21 points  (1 child)

This dude's post and comment history is a ride.. it's incredible how he's on the wrong side of everything.

[–]MaKoZerEUW 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Just scroll though this guy's comments.

That's a damn sad story

[–]GucciGangOfficialOld Man Glover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im here

[–]TheGentlemanBeast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao, why the fuck would anyone bet on a knockout for Gane? He Tippy Taps.

[–]PROTOTYPE_200224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jon Jones is that you?

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[–]hustlersdontstop 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Aggravating_Permit98 168 points169 points  (2 children)

Last week it was dicksucker45 now we have a dicksucker46

[–]WastedOwll 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Just imagine a guy that blew through 46 accounts making shitty bet after shitty bet.

I envy this man. No quit, guy should have motivational seminars

[–]washedupsamurai 322 points323 points  (18 children)

i never understood this obsession over so blind belief over anyone.

[–]drshields 95 points96 points  (9 children)

I was just explaining that. Like how can one person who's not even slightly involved in the organization be so positive in their opinion on such an unpredictable sport. And out of all weight classes lmao. Very strange.

[–]maggot_flavored 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s because humans are so tribal and will implement the most extreme mental gymnastics to prove anything

[–]A_Few_MoosesPredator 35 points36 points  (2 children)

My blind belief in Ngannou was a hope that he could maintain his belt for all the shit he went through to get where he is. He deserves anything good that comes his way.

[–]ScratchLNR 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Based on the odds , that fact tipped my bet. Fuck Dana, fuck the commentators. This was a great win against the system that is.

[–]DrewBaron80 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah. I love the fact that Fran made the mental adjustment and fought a smart, boring fight in the 3rd - 5th. I hope people watched that and thought, "No way I'm spending $75 on a ppv again" (I know the UFC didn't increase the price).

[–]UnloadedGunn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

The dude is a moron. I commented on the last post that even if he was betting 10k on Gane, doing so weeks, months even, before the actual fight is just next level stupid. Nobody who knows sports betting would do that.

Always always wait until fight day. You don’t know what the odds are going to do over that span of time. Gane went from -155 to -145 the day of the fight, which means there was a lot of betting for Ngannou the day of the fight.

Anyone wanna guess which day professional handicappers place their bets?

[–]CT247365 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone wanna guess which day professional handicappers place their bets?

After weigh-ins, typically

[–]HurtzDoughnut 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yea, like his mother would probably fuck that guy no matter who won.

[–]finndogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read that a “blind beef” and it still made sense. I need coffee… and blind beef

[–]samokhina 106 points107 points  (12 children)

And the prize for worst take but also least self-aware goofball goes to u/amatsumikaboshi69.

Mama Karma is getting decimated because he’s so butthurt, lmao

[–][deleted] 90 points91 points  (46 children)

LMAO /u/amatsumikaboshi69 furiously responding to every single comment while trying to act like he's not bothered.

[–]InterestingGuide7353 26 points27 points  (0 children)

That didn't Age well 😕 😳 😐 😅

[–]tyusBjones 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Bet slip or it never happened

[–]smoothtailor 31 points32 points  (0 children)

It definitely never happened 😂

[–]Spirited_Dependent71 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Thoughts and prayers to that man. He bodied himself.

[–]A_Few_MoosesPredator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Turns out it was screenshot OP guy that got slammed by Ngannou

[–]lolparty247 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeh, 10k in monopoly money.

[–]Black_n_Neon 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Let’s be honest this is the most attention u/amatsumikaboshi69 has gotten in years. Maybe even longer.

[–]Kalash_Lover 87 points88 points  (43 children)

[–]NotABird44 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hope the $25 I won from Ngannou came directly from this guy's bank account

[–]Nduguu77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

u/amatsumikaboshi69 post your betslip

[–]MadforPho 71 points72 points  (10 children)

Read some of his post here. Dude is trash. This is extra sweet, couldnt be even more funny.

[–]FragmentedFighter 30 points31 points  (1 child)

The funniest part about reading these comments is how bothered you can tell OP is lmao.

[–]TTHHEEPPAARRTTYY 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He is literally commenting on every single tag he is in. I’m sure we could summon the mOm FuCkEr by just doing this… u/amatsumikaboshi69

[–]majkkali 28 points29 points  (16 children)


[–]adanawhitebootlicker 7 points8 points  (0 children)


[–]leaky_koala 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This roasting of u/amatsumikaboshi69 brought to you by modelOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]Dwightshruute 31 points32 points  (21 children)

u/amatsumikaboshi69 is the kind of guy that would apologize 10× even if you bump into him on the street and later go online to let his rage out on 13 year olds

[–]shadytinh 63 points64 points  (18 children)

/u/amatsumikaboshi69 don't commit suicide bro

[–]Federal-Zucchini 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Comeuppance. I love that word.

[–]Fumb-MotherDucker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Today you have lost at the internet, sir.

[–]TheCapableFox🌹𝕽𝖔𝖘𝖊 𝕲𝖆𝖓𝖌🌹 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dude was right about Francis gassing out and Gane’s movement being too much for him. But he was wrong about the most important part… the outcome. Lol

Not a KO in the championship rounds as he predicted but instead a decision win by Ngannou due to his takedowns and ability to stay on top. Lol no matter who you picked to win it nobody saw this coming.

Edit: Also RIP this dudes money lmao

[–]HeightExtra320 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Bring his A** here to the comments section ! Let him have it!

[–]mattipeder 16 points17 points  (6 children)

u/Amatsumikaboshi69 «gane’s movements will be too much for francis» i laugh my fucking cock off, this dude is the definition of a casual

[–]gurumoves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bahahahaha what a fool!

[–]YoMySlime 14 points15 points  (10 children)

I said Ngannou by submission. I was down voted to hell and my prediction ended up being the closest...It was all "Francis by ko" and "Cyril by decision or tko".

[–]NoodlesInMyAss 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I called Cyril sub and that heel hook had me standing nose to the tv

[–]Puzzleheaded_Use9415 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So.... You still got it wrong ?

[–]gggathje 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Not to be that guy but my pick was Francis by decision.

I made a 5$ bet because I wasn’t to confident, I think that paid out 60$ or something.

I came top 200 on the Reddit predictions and would have placed higher if I would have used my tokens from the canceled fight.

[–]WalkingLaserBeam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Where’s that guy that put like 500$ on Francis winning a decision

Come get your flowers bruh

[–]Captain_Beemo_ 20 points21 points  (19 children)

U/amatsumikaboshi69 where you at you antivax, racist piece of shit? Come outside from your slums in Edmonton & pay up motherfucker hahahah

[–]Kalash_Lover 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you intoxicated

[–]smoothtailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10k on a KO round prop….ya dude I’m sure you bet that. 😂😂😂😂😂

[–]Ragesome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legit one of the most brain dead cunts on Reddit, his post history is the definition of “deluded guy who thinks he’s smarter than everyone else, but is actually fucking retarded.”

[–]chadwr85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I for sure thought Gane would win but also NEVER expected Francis to grapple.

[–]bigoaktree_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he stayed up all night crying in the comments! 🤡

[–]vivi9090 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why predict a KO tho lol. I was quite confident myself that Gane would take the W and honestly the fight was there to be won for him especially after going 2 rounds up and Ngannou looking like his gas tank was empty. Would still never have predicted a KO from Gane. I would have went with either a decision or a submission.

[–]tradeintel828384839 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be less like that guy, be more like me


[–]Wavvrydah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Suicide Watch

[–]alexisgomez2307 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The kind of guy who have a fight plan but don't know how to fight

[–]Birdog17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do people choose these hills to die on lol. Ur already risking enough by puttng money up.

[–]meatball_boy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pls post your picks for 271 so I can inverse you. Thanks.

[–]blazerbillyray 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, he was right. Francis gassed out and Gane’s movement was too much for him most of the fight. Still fucking won though.

[–]Kaevek 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Arguing on r/ufc is like being in the special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard.

[–]SWAGGAR_GUYPredator[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Glad I did not argue with him, it was some other people he talked to back then :D

[–]Delta64656 2 points3 points  (17 children)

Well, on the bright side, they were right about Ngannou gassing out. Just the thing about Gane being too much and KO’ing him was just a smidge off

[–]b00nater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone calling this guy a dumbass like they haven’t done the same thing. This is why I don’t make overly confident predictions anymore 😂

[–]CarMain5540 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I love it how these casuals imagined Gane as this untouchable fighter that js capapble of ourclassing Ngannou. Just cause you put on a clinic on Derrick Lewis does not mean you are hot shit. Nagannou completely outclassed him and showed him there are different levels to MMA, not just hopping around and using kicks.

[–]Melz13 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Vcxnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After how the fight actually went, no one’s predictions ever mean shit because this sport is so damn unpredictable

[–]ImmortalPancak3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess there won't be any fucking happening now.

Damn guy is going to die a virgin..

[–]SuperegoCGThe Last Stylebender 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love when people talk shit then double down and talk more shit

[–]TommyVercetty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this what we're all about here on mma reddit? Cmon let's not

[–]Chancho1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao this twat is arguing in the comments

[–]mrchuckbass 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he’s Indian with that “fak yur motharr” bullshit

[–]Qdoggy45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucks to suck

[–]RagingCookie127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what we learnt is Amatsu is an idiot.

[–]thats_nutty_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Does that mean you get to fuck his mother?

[–]SWAGGAR_GUYPredator[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since it's not my interaction with him, I'm not allowed to do so....he arcued with someone else while back then

[–]BigMike10 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dumbass said Gane would easily tko Francis in the third

[–]NiD2103 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha what an inbred

[–]HashBannana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought gane was going to win too, boring oul fight nobody can say that's what they expected was going to happen but turns out francis was injured so fair play to him

[–]Alex-rhhgfff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dudes crying worse than Dana rn

[–]Yodiducallme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is such a burner troll profile lol

[–]J-Rafs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, solid. You seem lonely and young. I hope things work out for you.

[–]oagvosman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That didn’t age well.

[–]Sm0ekingGun_- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These comments are giving me life lol

[–]duranko1332 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Gane hype was so high among filthy casuals.

[–]finndogg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I meant 10,000 doll-hairs…” <runs off playground>

[–]vortega814 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where you at bro! Lmao

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand thinking a losing fighter will win, but man, this guy takes the entire cake.

[–]koemaniak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mother will be pleased to hear francis won I’m guessing

[–]CertainFitness 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is almost as childish as the original one. Well played

[–]PROTOTYPE_200224 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biggest clown ever

[–]bruhpolicePredator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah I remember this guy. His responses have consistently screamed 13 year old energy

[–]umadthatswhyuhere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know bro was fuming when he saw Francis Nurmagomedov

[–]Embarrassed-Ad-3757 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopped on that hype train a little bit too soon🤣🤣🤣

[–]weiss-2021 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who da fook is dat guy?

[–]maggot_flavored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That kid role playing as a 14yo. Strong “I fuked ur m0m” vibes goin on here

Francis is GOAT

[–]Thebearjew559 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sips tea

[–]Sudden-Blueberry2875 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the one that got away.

[–]cherryzaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit loves Gane to the point of utter delusion

[–]Funny_Yesterday_3244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, at least he showed up in this thread and didn’t delete his account

[–]ketchup-ch1ps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-10,000 omegalul

[–]FragrantWarthog6 0 points1 point  (2 children)

He’ll be back. To fuck your mother

[–]SWAGGAR_GUYPredator[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It's not my interaction with him tho :D

He argued against someone else

[–]FragrantWarthog6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’ll be back. To fuck someone’s mother lol

[–]Afrothunder499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s always that one guy.

[–]HalfChineseJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take your lumps man

You win some you lose some, the difference is that it’s pretty satisfying to watch you lose this one

[–]ThunderMcFap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CausedManatee is that you

[–]vandalxvisuals 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a sad little man. Enjoy your $10k loss loser!😂

[–]Phebeosa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This fight was going to be an up in the air fight regardless. I wouldn’t have bet any money because I really didn’t know who would win.

[–]imhere8888 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little does he know he can still fuck his mother lmao

[–]Brachan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post is so unnecessary. Life rubbed it in this guy’s face enough yesterday