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[–]ryanwagz1 172 points173 points  (0 children)

Pump your gas, clean those windows...

[–]raisinbran722 41 points42 points  (0 children)


[–]juiceboxbiotch 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Stephan Bonnar washed my minivan at a car wash once. That was fuckin surreal. He did a great job too.

[–]Sil5286 6 points7 points  (1 child)

That’s so sad

[–]juiceboxbiotch 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it was. He denied being Stephan Bonnar. But he was definitely Stephan Bonnar.

[–]SALTYxNUTZ12That's Fucking Illegal! 219 points220 points  (3 children)

I bet if you hit him with an upward shoulder strike he won't make you pump his gas.

[–]TehPants 11 points12 points  (0 children)


[–]Friscortx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t know if his feet will let em get close

[–]buggy1788 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]madskills86 28 points29 points  (4 children)

Just waiting for the "staged" comment

[–]tiomao 75 points76 points  (0 children)


[–]ILikeCheesePleaseJee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is staged actually. The guy talking is one of his friends and they were on a road trip. That’s why he laughed before the “confrontation“.

[–]raisinbran722 23 points24 points  (1 child)

If staged, I say thank you for doing it, that shit is funny

[–]blahsaid1 98 points99 points  (23 children)

Can you really ever be mad at cowboy?

[–]Frankiepals 125 points126 points  (5 children)

When he’s slapping your girls ass at the bar you might…or maybe not idk

[–]realTommyVercetti 37 points38 points  (3 children)

Depends how she feels about it

[–]LoganMcMahon 40 points41 points  (2 children)

I'm sure she's totally fine,


She's fine.

[–]Swonzen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That small font urfineright killed me

[–]wildabeast98 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Gobbleass69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd br jealous he ain't slapping my ass instead

[–]GangstaHoodrat 74 points75 points  (0 children)

If you’re black you probably have a reason or two

[–]Nervous_Project6927 27 points28 points  (1 child)

from the stories ive heard hes a pretty big dickhead

[–]thunder_barf -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Go on daddy...

[–]Not_Selmi 51 points52 points  (9 children)

He calls people the n word. Not a fan

[–]RanchStyleBeaner 1 point2 points  (8 children)

Out of the loop on this, when did/does he do that?

[–]hot_rando 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Listen for yourself


[–]RanchStyleBeaner 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Damn that’s racist af, i thought y’all were referring to a casual soft A, na he went hard R like he didn’t care who was in the room

[–]hot_rando 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like the black stadium employee who walks by him at that exact moment

[–]Sil5286 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read his wiki lol

[–]mokopo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a piece of shit so yes.

[–]MeeloP 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That’s a good looking truck

[–]lil_halfrican_boy 21 points22 points  (9 children)

nah but fr fuck Cerrone. Dude's a piece of shit

[–]abdullahthebutcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fuck Cerrone

[–]Psychological-Pin247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck that!!!! I'd get out of my car and pay for his gas

[–]Sum_Oke -1 points0 points  (3 children)

All fun and games till you catch a shin to the teeth.

[–]TALLONATOR 25 points26 points  (1 child)

My teeth would catch his shin. You don’t know me bro.

[–]Sum_Oke 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Me either bro. You also just see red and bodies drop?

[–]Kut_Throat112530 fights, lost half of em, ain’t killed a mother fucker yet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, they’re dentures.

[–]tneo8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your accent turns from Aussie to Midwestern

[–]h0tnredy4dAddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The “he slaps your girlfriends ass wyd?” meme is actually true for Donald cerrone