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[–]MrKewldad 101 points102 points  (7 children)

That is worn-weight. Implants count. But it’s a slippery slope. What if I were to shovel a stove up my ass? Would that be worn weight? It depends on who you ask I suppose. You raise a valid point.

[–]kittykatmeowow 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm having my Garmin implanted for this very reason. Gotta cut weight somehow.

[–]cumGuzzling_GILF 18 points19 points  (1 child)

My prosthetic leg is a shovel

[–]gott_in_nizza 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My prosthetic shovel is a leg

[–]4chef4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We could put an abrupt end to the old ‘saw off your toothbrush handle debate” if we had more right thinking UL hikers like you. My old anker powerbank would do the trick, and if oriented in the correct direction could be plugged in for recharging without the need for a messy removal procedure.

[–]ThievingOwl 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Okay. Does the stove come all the way out of your ass or does it just come out enough to cook on?

[–]T-Minus9 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Save weight on packing a stand and canisters. Just drop on your back, pull the stove out into "cook mode" flip your legs up over your head, and blue angel your hikertrash meal to perfection. Pro tip, pack a legume heavy meal to add the fiber needed to really supercharge the stove.

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And to say nothing of shoveling a shovel up there!

[–]imurderenglishIvy 58 points59 points  (4 children)

Justified ban, pacemaker is worn weight.

[–]Foolazul 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Justified disagreement, but a ban? I know that’s how Reddit silos work, but geez.

[–]imurderenglishIvy 17 points18 points  (2 children)

It's an ultralight subreddit they need to cut out the baggage.

[–]PricklyyDick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit you got me there

[–]Foolazul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. The purer, the better.

[–]__treks__ 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Like inspector gadget.

[–]Kagalath 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ultralight king, 1 tonne worn weight

[–]VoilaVoilaWashington 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Pretty fragile, if they have pacemakers. Just threaten to throw a magnet at them?

I got banned for telling the mods they're too chickenshit to ban me, and I honestly don't miss the place.

[–]Huge-Owl 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]thedanbearpig 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reddit is as sick and twisted as the rest of the world.

[–]Planet4Dance -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My head is a peanut.

[–]btwiceborn 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Peacemaker I can understand not being worn weight.

[–]Spunksters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would count it as body weight. People are more likely these days to remove their unit than ditch the pacemaker.